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2022

28

Sep

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

Jordyn Jones has a an ass that she wants you to know all about and the reality is it’s probably worth knowing, or at least the best Jordyn Jones has to offer, becasue ultimately she’s not that interesting outside of the ass, hence her need to show it off!

I assume she gets paid for this kind of behavior by the pervert fans, but the fact she even has fans is surprising, at least fans outside of her showing off her as content!

She may be a social media celebrity, from a dancing reality show featuring kids, her mom sold her to when she was a kid, which is just fuckin creepy, but the ass, and the WILLINGNESS to show said ass, makes her more interesting, I mean not THAT interesting, it’s low hanging fruit, but an ass that dances and looks that round compensates for a lack of talent or things to say!

I see all this shit about how ass obsession of the JLo to Kardashian era has pushed the gay agenda of making a society ass obsessed, lowering child birth rates because you can’t make babies in the ass, but I don’t fully subscribe to that, I mean sure, JLo and the Kardashians have done ample damage on the culture and society as a whole, they are disgusting and SO are their asses, but I’ve liked hot ass on bitches since I was a kid, you see, you get to stare at it when you fuck it from behind, which is everyone’s finishing move and thus a good ass can go a long way, something Jordyn Jones is cleary figuring out JUST how far it can take her, and I’m cool with watching it unfold, or at least get spread and filled, step it up, stomp the yard, that’s dance speak for MORE HARDCORE ASS CONTENT WILL BE GOOD!

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2022

28

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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You live in a society where girls intentionally jack their tight fitness or ATHLEISURE pants up her cunt!

They all wear these fitness pants because comfort is king, especially during the pandemic and this kind of comfort is spandex or lycra or tight as shit and it shapes a bitch’s body in ways that no other pant could, even nasty ass women are improved dramatically when squeezed into the shapewear outerwear!

So yeah, leave the house and at least one overly influenced by the Kardashian bitch will cross your path with her full on fat pussy first, eating her pants like a fucking hero, or like a starving african AIDS baby just adopted by a westerner and brought to McDonalds for the first time, you know SCARFING THAT SHIT UP!

Not all these pussy wedgies are fitness pants or shorts, some are panties, some are swimsuit, but ultimately, who cares about the garment, it’s about the cunt eating the garment that for whatever reason I call exhibitionism, is being put on display for perverts like me, who have NO business staring at a cunt in public, which is the BEST kind of charity I can think of!

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2022

28

Sep

Kaia Gerber Slutty of the Day

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I feel like I am at one of Cindy Crawford’s weird celebrity rich people parties back when Kaia Gerber was 12 and forced to walk around for the rich perverts in her underwear, you know, because they’re so liberal and free spirited in their fucking perversions!!

Mainly because Kaia Gerber’s skinny as fuck and looks like she’s prepubescent despite being in her 20s, years after being banged out by industry puppet and propagandist Pete Davidson, who is arguably the real pervert in all this!

I don’t know if Cindy Crawford, or any of the celeb parents actually sexualize their kids or lend them to their friends in part of some Satanic ritual, but I like that storyline that’s been more and more viral over the last two years as people assume SATANISM is the reason our lives are like this, or why fucked up agendas are pushed on us, instead of just assuming that SHITTY people rise to the top of the food chain and are just power hungry and greedy and insular in supporting their their own people!

HOWEVER, I do know that her family are rich as shit, her dad sold his booze brand for like 500 milion dollars and she could be doing anything, doctoring, lawyering, running her own cool hotel in the tropics, but instead is half naked modeling, and you know her mom starved her out, put her on puberty blockers, made some calls to make this happen and it all seems pretty vapid, egotistical, but that’s obviously the MALIBU dream these idiots have!

I’m all for skinny chicks, but there’s something creepy about this skinny chick, who is a weird empty, soulless copy of her mom, maybe she’s just a clone and not actually a child, what do I know, I just know Cindy Crawford 2.0’s revival is unnecessary and BORING!

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Posted in:Kaia Gerber

2022

28

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of slacker only gets off to girls who smoke weed, but I think that it probably happens and is a weird fucking fetish, but one that must exist, because otherwise these weed activist girls posting their semi-nudes with weed wouldn’t bother making it a prop, but instead would do it before and after their nude shoots!

I am into weed, I mean as much as you can be into weed, but only because I don’t really subscribe to it being this terrible, unhealthy, schizo causing substance that destroys lives, or that is a gateway to shit like fentanyl, which actually ruins life!

I also don’t believe in modern medicine, so any natural alternatives that involve a fucking plant, literally one ingredient, a fucking plant, can’t be a bad thing, especially since it helps people’s anxiety, pain and other shit that doctors love prescribing aggressive poison to fix or at least cover-up and pretend to fix!

But I still don’t really get the appeal of a stoned bitch, unless getting high gets her horny and not too fucking lazy and snacky to snack on my balls, but I figure the higher level of consciousness of being stoned will likely prevent her from making bad decisions like letting perverts like you cum in her, which is more likely something to happen when drunk!

Either way, if weed’s your thing, here’s some amateur weed girls being NSFW!

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2022

28

Sep

Sara Sampaio Christmas Slut of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is probably the least exciting of the last generation of Victoria’s Secret angels, one of those “How did that average looking bitch get the job”, to which you’d have to assume she sucked the right cock, dated the right rich guy, was human trafficked from a Young Age by the human traffickers funded by the founder of the brand, only to be rewarded for her service as one of their models, because I just don’t believe people jerked off to her, which is really a criteria for a VS model!

Maybe I’m just a hater, but I’m not hating this CHRISTMAS GARLAND bikini, since Christmas is my fucking jam, the only thing I actually find interesting, listening to Christmas carols all year round, watching Christmas movies all year round, and if I wasn’t a titty blogger writing about whores, I’d work at a Christmas Village store selling made in china ornaments, even though I’d probably be more into making slutty Christmas outfits out of ornaments like this, which I guess is a best of both worlds scenario and now inspo for my next career! Maybe Sampaio isn’t as useless as I thought, I mean she does have a cunt after all!

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2022

28

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t get nearly as much hate as I did when people would waste their time being offended by me making fun of their favorite celebrity, calling them a whore or fat used to put motherfuckers over the edge and I’d get death threats and targeted attacks, I’d get hacked, I even lost my email once! Then there were feminist blogs that would use me as an example in the fight needed to be fought against misogynists! It was before instagram, which means I didn’t evolve with the times, but it also means, I didn’t really want to, the first 10 years of the attacks was exhausting!

However, the hate I do get is around this post, people fucking hate fit girls, they think they look like dudes, are intimatated by their strength or testosterone and don’t even care that the higher testosterone means they have a libido and stamina to basically fuck your dick off if you were so lucky, not that they’d end up with a cuck, estrogen, soy boy like you, but STILL, maybe they’d see it as a project!

When I see that hate towards fit girls, I think the haters have been indoctrinated by the fat propaganda, thinking fat is hot, which goes against EVERYTHING in my core, so I do this fitness celebration to inspire, motivate and sexualize girls who workout and who aren’t into diabetes amputations, but clearly SOCIETY is too far gone and the AMERICAN dream is driving through WALMART on a motorized shopping cart to the CHEESE BALLS in the SNACK section!!

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2022

28

Sep

It’s Hurricane Season and Other Vides of the Day

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Here’s a shout out to the Florida readers who are either from Florida, born and raised or are Freedom fighters who relocated to the state from the oppressive other states, for their cheaper taxes, tropical weather, and amazingly interesting population of fucking weirdos!

Florida is top fucking notch and where I would live if I could be a border jumping illegal stealing your stops and mooching off your system!

So seeing this video of a hero in Tampa ready for the impending Hurricane they’ve been marketing as the big one, which is kind of what they do, while blaming climate change, also what they do, but never mentioned weather modification cloud seeding that they do, to possible try to take out an arm of the proud Americans they’ve decided are domestic terrorists for liking god, country and possibly the Orange Man!

In other news, we’ve got a guy being mugged owning the mugger

We’ve got a Hero doing Public bathrooms right – VOLUME ON

We’ve got a dead lifting GOTH

We’ve got a How to Give a Bitch your number at the gym

Fat lady blames the whites for her slow overeating suicide – RACIST

Fat ladies through the HOLE

The Portland pillow humper

ALL GOOD FINDS, Thanks!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

28

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks Allowed

(this is my post for inclusivity and diversity as a self hating fat guy who hates the glorification of obesity now that the world is fat as fuck, because fat is weak, gross, bad genetics, laziness, and never hot, and women thinking that fat is hot or powerful is just indoctrination, propaganda, thanks to lame perverts who can’t get laid hyping them up, when they should feel shame, but instead feel pride, you know society is twisted and confused)

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

28

Sep

Squatting and Other TikThots of the Day

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Mirror Selfie

SPLITS

Building a Bridge

NINJA TURTLE

Strong Girls

Fit Booty

Ballet Stretch

Dumb Dance

Valentina Victoria Tries On a Pink Dress

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

27

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Shout out to all you climate activists with your Ukrainian flags and vaccine jab scars trying to make a different in the world because the TV told you to! You lockdown, mask wearing, social distancing freaks who now have it out for GAS cars because the TV told you to!

Going out of your way to yell at innocent people driving gas cars because you think ELECTRIC cars are so much better for the environment, not realizing how much energy it takes to make em, how much energy it takes to dispose of their toxic batteries, how much energy it takes to charge them, all while the powers that be sit in the mansions, consuming all they want, flying their jets around the world LAUGH at them! CLIMATE CHANGE is a scam and SO are electric cars, you retard HEROES!

Shout out to all the FLAT earthers out there who believe space isn’t real, it is FAKE and GAY hollywood shot that the earth has no curvature, that the map they give us is fake, because a spherical earth doesn’t make actual sense, standing up against the lies they are told, laughing at NASA’s fake as shit videos of them landing space ships on asteroids, or using photoshop art as their JAMES WEBB telescopes!

Shout out to all the HOMESTEADERS out there building their OFF grid homes, because they know the end is near and they want to get ahead of it, where they will be able to sustain and wait it out, until motherfucking cockroaches like me who WILL survive the nuclear attacks because COCKROACHES can’t die, move in and FIND your POTATOES!

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