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2011

Aug

Hilary Swank Bikini Pics of the Day

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Hilary Swank is one of those chicks who you think looks like a dude so much that she gets cast in a movie playing a chick who pretends to be a dude and it launches her career into this huge success….because she’s skinny, boyish, square jawed and even muscular….but for some reason rockin’ huge tits …that didn’t even have the power to win us over and think she’s not a dude….

But as she starts aging and turning 40, while the other chicks who had hot bodies in the 20s get fat and dumpy after having kids, giving up, and whatever else 40 year olds do…Hilary Swank’s ripped manly body ends up looking tight and hot…at least compared to chicks her own age…making her a catch for more than just her bank account….

I don’t have the rights to post the pics…but I can link to them….

So to See Her Ridiculously Hot Body That I’ve Hardly Ever Liked
FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2011

Aug

Bambi Northwood-Blyth by Tim Barber for Muse Summer

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She’s an up and coming model from Australia and she’s in some magazine called muse…I am posting it because she looks 11 in her bikini and ass pics and I figure you like that cuz you’re weird…..and it isn’t illegal to post the shit cuz MUSE is a legit fashion mag with all these advertisers, I’m talking big advertisers and a staff with an infrastructure that is being taken totally seriously in a bullshit industry….meaning that it’s gotta be legal to masturbate to this shit…if you’re really into this shit…but I assume the real pedo fantasies mean 18 year olds who look 11 don’t quite cut it for you…which is good cuz I don’t want to cater to your kind here…..

On a sidenote, this model Bambi,is named after my favorite Disney Character, but more importantly my favorite stripper who once left a shit stain on my jeans cuz her lap dance was that full contact….

Here’s her ridiculous and hilarious bio according to her site:

Bambi Northwood-Blyth is a Australian model that just started getting editorials and runway shows. She’s 21, and she changed her name Stefani to Bambi, which is as a cute name as her face. She has amazing features: Elegant eyebrows, babydoll face, and a great personality.

Here are the pics…

Here’s a topless pic of her…just cuz I like topless pics of models I’ve never heard of before today….

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2011

Aug

Jamie Tisdale Naked in Meet Monica Velour of the Day

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Her name is Jamie Tisdale, I never heard of her, but assumed she was Ashley Tisdale’s hotter cousin or sister who moved out to LA to live on Ashley’s couch, in hopes of launching her own career in entertainment only Ashley didn’t like that she got all the attention from the boys who came to visit, because let’s face it, Ashley Tisdale is ugly and catty, so catty her jealousy lead to a falling out with Jamie for getting all the attention, leading to Ashley cutting her out of her life, kicking her out of her house, blacklisting her from getting a movie or TV gig, because she’s got that kind of star power…forcing the bitch to get out there on her own….which lead to getting fully naked to pay her rent…

But I found her bio….and my theory was wrong….turns out she’s a bigger nobody than I thought she was…but at least she’s naked in some crap movie…and I have the clip…

Jamie Tisdale is an American television and film actress who had a regular role in 2008’s With the Angels. Other projects on which she has worked include A Mind of Its Own, The Obama Effect, Meet Monica Velour, In My Sleep, Anytown, House M.D., and The Skyjacker. Jamie has also done commercial work for Cadillac, DirecTV, Allstate, Johnson & Johnson, and Bud Light. Jamie has also worked on the music videos for Lindsay Lohan’s “Rumors” and Low Millions’s “Eleanor”.

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2011

Aug

Cora Keegan Hot in a Bathing Suit for BlackLOG of the Day

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Her name is Cora Keegan and apparently she’s a pretty much brand new model…I’m talking moved to New York in June to do this shit full time and I came across these pics of her in some Fashion magaine, wearing a bathing suit and found her pretty hot…so I’m posting her pics…cuz maybe she’ll find it on google and realize how bad she wants to jerk me off in her mouth for being nice to her when I usually hate on every bitch….

So I did some digging and found these pictures of her topless and awesome…I’m a fan.

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2011

Aug

Sara Paxton and Katherine McPhee Shark Night 3D Bikini Pics of the Day

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Yes, I posted the french trailer, because it is the only thing that makes this crap a cultural experience…..What garbage….. I mean other than the fact that it was made, and more importantly that someone actually paid serious money to have it made, and I assume this is written by the same people who did that Piranha 3D shit that I had the horrible misfortune of watching because my friend is a pervert who likes seeing Riley Steele Porn Naked Tits and Naked Kelly Brook Huge tits getting eaten alive after a romantic underwater dance……

It’s some straight to DVD Caliber…but here are some promo pics and screenshots cuz I got nothing else going on today…and I like shitty movies with lots of bikini and tit to distract from how shitty it is….I am just offended this smut exists when there are starving children in the world…

No they aren’t paying me for this, but they should….

Posted in:Katherine McPhee|Sara Paxton

2011

Aug

Hilary Duff Shorts So Tight It’s Keepin’ The Baby In of the Day

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I pretty much said it all in the title. Here’s some Hilary Duff pregnant, despite the fact that you’d assume her husband is a bit of a homo jock who lets his teammates bang her while he jerks off, because let’s face it, she got broad since marrying him…and now she’s broad in the uterus….but containing it all in a pair of her tight jean shorts so that her fetus doesn’t escape as she knows it may be a long time before she gets her man to cum inside her vagina, cuz he’s more into asshole…making this baby a fucking keeper….

I figure she should hold onto these shorts, cuz when the pregnancy is over, bitch is gonna need straps and tights to keep her vagina from dragging ont he ground…so get I expect to get used to this strategy to keep things in….

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2011

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

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The latest discovery in my own personal investigative journalism that in my life, is that people who walk their cats are weird…but more importantly if you want to seduce join badminton club…and when playing said badminton don’t turn to them and speak in 0s and 1s….they won’t get the joke that you’re saying all asians are robots who speak binary…01011011001…now back to my investigating…

Here’s the stepNEWS….

Foster home dad busted for sexual battery with teen girl