My facebook friend ROB sent me this video that was posted the other day, only had 35 views, but was pretty fucking funny shit…
It is a spoof of this ad….
And it is gonna go viral….cuz it is hysterical…
Posted in:Viral Video
2011
25
Aug
I see some crazy shit when I leave the house. I haven’t figured out why I’m agoraphobic and don’t like leaving my couch, when everytime I go outside I see insanity, from half retarded middle-aged women with cankles walking cats, to a girl substantially hotter than any celebrity, to crazy people, girls working out, ass flashes, hard nipples and cameltoes….You’d think I’d give up this internet thing that makes me no money, and take on sitting on a bench making no money, but I’m too fucking lazy.
Rachel Has One Great Rack
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The 50 Coolest Sports Hotties You’d Leave Your Lady For…
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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The Hottest Female Celebrity iPhone Users
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COME DOWN AND FIGHT WITH ME BRO!! – VIDEO
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Ew, the Lineage of Billy Ray Cyrus is Going to Live On
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Well Good Morning to You, Mina
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She’s Using a Little Force on Herself
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Live WebCam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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WTF Photo to Start the Day Off
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Posted in:MHD
2011
24
Aug
SUMMER IS OVER…..not more bikinis, short skirts, half naked to fight the heat…..and it’s making me confused. I don’t know what the point of that was… I think I had a stroke.
I just found out my TWITTER made it into some BEST LATE NIGHT ALEC BALDWIN TWEETS LIST …but I’ve always know my tweets are amazing…the general public just doesn’t….
So here are the stepLINKS while I try to drink myself better, you know and regroup…Ideally with big tits in my mouth for 10 dollars a song…I just don’t have 10 dollars…that’s why I wish more girls sent me nude pictures…or would give me lap dances for free…which is pretty much the motivation behind me going mainstream cuz bitches love things that are mainstream….
Fake Pregnant Cameron Diaz Makes Me Want to Puke
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Carrie Fisher Lost a Bunch of Weight and is Almost Looking Fuckable. Almost
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Miley Cyrus is Gonna Be an Aunt Cuz Her Brother Knocked Up a Bitch Named Brenda Song
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A Topless Mila Jovovich Flips Me Off
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Heidi Klum in Some Photoshoot Outtakes….
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Live Web Cam Shoes, Because Your Week Has Probably Been as Rough as Mine
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I want to Have Hard Sex With This Singing Bitch
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Pretty Insane Parkour Compilation That Makes Me Feel Like a Lazy Shit – VIDEO
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Justene is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Daniella Mugnolo is All sorts of Sexy
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The Top 50 Hottest Black Porn Stars Of All Time
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Lucy Pinder’s Breasts Are Absolutely Incredible
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Victoria Silvstedt is Bikining Again
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows that Will Become Your Obsession
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Cute Slut Gets Nasty with a Hot Dog
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The 50 Coolest Sports Hotties You’d Leave Your Lady For…
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UK X Factor Judge Tulisa Contostavlos Panty Upskirt
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Haven’t Seen Sienna Miller in Awhile
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And Here’s Some Kendra Wilkinson
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Mugshot Gallery to End all Mugshot Galleries
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Hot as Always
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CAR WASH FIGHT!! – VIDEO
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Random Photo of the Day
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Jeny and Sophie Are All Sorts of Sexy
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I Can Think of a Few Things I’d Like to Put in Rihanna’s Mouth
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Gotta Love a Self Short Hottie
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4 Girls at Once and It’s All on Video – VIDEO
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Man Crashes Semi-Truck Into Sex Store To Steal Plastic Vagina
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Minka Kelly, Freida Pinto, and Eva Mendes…My Goodness
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Jana Has Some Much Needed Alone Time – VIDEO
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David Letterman Reacts to His Death Threat – VIDEO
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I Love a Rock N Roll Chick
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Selena Gomez On Stage Hotness
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Awesome Tits on the WebCame
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And Here’s Some Denise Richards
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Meet Bailey Knox – GALLERY
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Kris Humphries Family Hates the Kardashian’s
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Candice Swanepoel And Erin Heatherton Get Physical
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Striptease of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Husband Better Get Used To This…
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Why Dogs Fucking ROCK!
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Megan Fox Nice Tits In A Tight Dress
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2011
24
Aug
Victoria Silvstedt’s only responsibility in her life is to stay fit, and fuckable, cuz she’s on payroll from some greek shipping tycoon billionare, where she acts as his personal masturbation toy that he fucks in tropical places while his wife stays back home spending his money…cuz that’s just how escorts work….and I guess in her case….thank god she’s committed to that one responsibility…so that even though she’s pushing 40 she’s still worth looking at half naked…and I hate that 1995 blonde fake tit look, it is done…boring…disgusting…shitty…trashy…the American dream…and I also hate this bitch cuz she’s the only person in 7 years of doing this site who has tried to sue me….cunt.
Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt
2011
24
Aug
There are part of my job, that isn’t actually a job, that I fucking hate. You know like when you’re working anywhere, and they tell you to clean the toilet, not that this is actually work…..but this is one of those moments of hell, where I have to post nude outtakes from a Vogue photoshoot of a vile, played out, annoying, full of shit, lie of a performing artist, who was fabricated to be the new madonna for the new gay generation, who annoyingly pretends she’s a tranny, even though she looks like she could be a tranny….
I hate Gaga’s shit….I hate everything about her. I hate her sloppy body and I hate her disgusting saggy stretch mark tits. I hate her act. I hate her face. I hope she dies of her Lupus cuz people like this are the devil and do more damage to society than good….
This is the proof….
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2011
24
Aug
Everyone’s loving this nerd seductress with fake tits so hard right now….I’m not sure if it is cuz the interent is filled with nerds and nerds don’t mind that she’s manipulating them by using their weakness, by exploiting their lifestyle and interests as if she actually cares and is into their shit, even though she’s not….cuz not that many girls are into that shit, especially not one who has done playboy and has suck a great ass, making her like a hooker they hire, once they can’t take masturbating anymore, to come over and force them to talk about robots and videogames until they cum…..or if they think she’s actually legit….but who cares…cuz she’s got a great ass and google allows us to find nude pics of her…so she’s a winner to me….now watch her hot photoshoot vide…
Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood
2011
24
Aug
I’m the unofficial Pippa Middleton’s Daddy Issue fan site.
I’m here to encourage her to continue feeding all her daddy issues and feelings of inadequacies cuz her sister, perfect little Kate, has gone off and married a fucking prince….
You know, cuz I assume the more she gets hooked on the whole people paying attention to her, the more naked she’ll get to humilate her family, and force them to realize she exists…
That’s why, subtle vagina in the wind….is better than no vagina in the wind….it’s the gateway to all good things….
Posted in:Pippa Middleton
2011
24
Aug
Here’s teen angst almost 30 year old, Avril Lavigne in some fishnets I assume she got at Hot Topic or some other suburban Mall store, where little weird dyke emo girls with skateboards, shitty lesbian haircuts, who hate the world buy their fishnets…..and that’s all I have say about that…cuz I don’t even remember Avril Lavigne anymore…I was never able to jerk off to her music videos, I always hated the way she sang, and she’s never done anything slutty….not even Brody Jenner, rich kid, can make a slut out of her….and all we’ve got to jerk off of hers is bikini pics , cuz when you peel off all that shitty black make-up, she’s kinda hot bodied….
Posted in:Avril Lavigne
2011
24
Aug
Every once in a while, it’s nice to look at a single mother, or a single mother to be, who you know is bringing a child into the world without a dad, only to make him feel like he’s inadequate and fatherless, even if he has a solid manly lesbian second mom to take on that role, cuz kids are evil and laugh at each other for being bastards that aren’t recognized by the church….and offer her your services as a stand in dad….you know to help take out the trash, take it out on her whore slut ass, live off her one acting job money, all in efforts to make her feel normal and secure with her decision to carry the kid into the world, instead of getting an abortion like a normal slut…I guess she’s one of those maternal clock tickin’, doing what she wants for her self absorbed self bitches…and at least she has fat milk filled tits..
Posted in:January Jones
2011
24
Aug
Here are some new pictures of a fatter Hilary Duff who now has a reason for being fat, you know with being pregnant at 23 and all, because she grew up faster than the average girl, making her first billion by the time she’s 15, meaning she doesn’t need to start a family at 30 like a normal chick who isn’t from the trailer park….because this way…I assume she’s hoping her body will bounce back to its sensational broad back that she’s built up so that her husband could cum to as long as she had a hockey helmet on and her muscles rippled in excitement to the hazing….it’s a hockey life….
Either way, here she is in spandex with someone elses fetus inside her uterus…just the way you like girls you fuck…so long as it isn’t Hilary Duff, cuz like Britney she’s a good provider for deadbeat like you, but if you’re like me, then girls rely heavily on abortions to prevent that kind of thing from happening…if anything sometimes I think abortions were invented to avoid my reproduction….works for me.
Posted in:Hilary Duff