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2011

05

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….the 12 hour videogame marathon that killed a 20 year old virgin who plays 12 hours of videogames in a row is almost funny..not cuz he died…but cuz it’s just one of those things that sounds like such a stupid way to die…

This bus shooting shit is pretty fucking next level crazy…and as someone who generally pretty bitter, resentful and hates everyone I come across…generally pretty emotionally detached and not really into caring about other people’s issues, cuz I’m more concerned with how I’m gonna get my next drink…you know someone who has been called a sociopath from a whole lot of girls I’ve had sex with and was an asshole to…but I just can’t understand why anyone would do anything like this…you know be bitter in your own miserable shit filled bubble, it’s what I do…and it’s not so bad…well it’s actually horrible…but that’s all part of the fun…cuz I know if I got shot just doing a normal daily activity cuz of some assholes. I’d be really fucking mad….crazy people need to be sorted the fuck out…..seriously this is fucking insane gangster shit….

Here’s the stepNEWS

Philadelphia Bus Shooting Caught on Video
Gunmen start shooting at a passenger-filled bus, sending the people on-board scrambling for cover as the bullets fly.

Drivers help woman swerving on roadway
wenty-one-year-old Cam Maillett, of Leominster, pulled out his cell phone and caught the whole thing on video before realizing he had to help.

12-Hour Video Game Marathon Kills Man
Death by video games? It happened in the UK to a 20-year-old. He died after a marathon 12 hours of playing video games on his Xbox.

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2011

05

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my drinking last night was at 4 in the morning when my neighbor’s teenage daughter and her friends were sprawled out on the stoop half passed out cuz I guess they got high….or drunk…puking all over the place and each other only for one of them to end up stripping out of her clothes to piss….in the middle of the fucking street in some really horrible high school movie, this is what happens when you drink and do drugs so don’t do them, life lesson that I can tell is the gateway to them being prostitutes….

Here’s to mourning….

I Think We Can All Agree That Too Much Pussy is Never a Bad Thing
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Jessica Burciaga Brings the Hotness
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NFL’s 40 Hottest Cheerleaders of 2011
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Free Cam Shows, Let the Friday Night Games Begin
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Naked Gaming Party – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Women In “Fast And Furious” Movies
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Rihanna’s Still in a Bikini
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Five Tales of People Who Fought a Shark and Won
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Two Sluts Get Freaky
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Web Cam Sluts You Can’t Help But Love
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Now Here’s a Gal I’d Like to Be All Over
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2011

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I need someone to go to events for me in LA cuz I’m not able to go….You don’t have to wear a mask but you do have to make the people in attendence feel really awkward and document it on camera….I think it will lead to a hit TV series…or not….so email me if you’re down. It doesn’t pay but it is really prestigious….

I made friends with a crazy immigrant in the park who told me that her dog doesn’t like to play but she does and she grabbed my cock…or whatever stump I have that I call a cock that lead to her laughing as she walked away to her a guy she started making out with who was 300 pounds and riding a mini bike in one of the weirdest encounters ever….one that I am still not convinced I actually saw…but was definitely in the top 5 videos that woulda gone viral that I saw but didn’t film cuz I’m not instinctive like that….

Drinking time. Follow me on TWITTER or FACEBOOK and do it fast…before they shut me down a fifth time.

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Some of the Single Best Tits in a Bikini Belong to Some Slut Named Tamara Ecclestone
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Reporter “Pussy” Blooper….that is Hilarious
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Nicole Kidman Looks Like a 20$ Hooker and I Like It
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Couple Get Caught Fucking on the Beach
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Anne Hathaway in a Movie Trailer cuz She’s an Actress and Movies is What She Does
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Kristen Bell’s Sheer Party Dress is Awesome
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Ridiculous Couch Surfing Video
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Bikini Slut Does a Faceplant – VIDEO
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Gotta Love an Asian Hottie
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Rachael Morgan is all Sorts of Hot
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Amber Heard’s Great Black & White Cleavage
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Kendall Jenner is Fucking Weird Looking
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Free Cam Shows From Me to You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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She’s a Frisky Teen
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The Sexiest Off Season Wives and Girlfriends
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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God I Love Emma Stone
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Kim Karsashian, Just Because
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Belen Rodriguez Hotness
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Darya is an Olympic Hottie
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Raquel is a Whole Lot of Woman
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Bad girls Club Insanity – VIDEOP
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Ariana Jollee and Ava Rose Get It On
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Part 2
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These Chilis Look Like Dicks and It’s Hilarious
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Brunette and a Sex Toy
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Doutzen Kroes Hotness
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Gotta Love a Leggy Babe in Heels
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Bike Trick Fail – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heather Locklear Cleavage!
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Model Contest BRAWL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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10 of the Best TV Shows That Only Had One Season
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Check Out Skylar Diggins
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Octomom is Fucking Disgusting
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Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Tits that I Love on Set
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Sofia Vergara Has My Attention As Long As She Keeps Her Mouth Shut…Or Filled
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Rihanna’s Slut Parade
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Kelly Osbourne Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Big Tits To Coldplay. Makes Sense, They Both Fucking Suck
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Kristen Bell Or Rachel Bilson, Who’d You Rather
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Tanned Slut Makes Her ” Boyfriend” Cum Fast
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Greco Roman Suplex
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Tom Brady Proves Yet Again That Gisele Has a Cock….
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Kardashian Jailbait Goes to Gymnastic Class Cuz Their Mom’s Whoring Them Out Right
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Sofia Vergara’s Had Huge Tits Since She Was 13
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Helen Hunt Bikini Tits
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This Girl’s Making Out With her Reflection in the Mirror…What a Fuckign Slut
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2011

04

Aug

Bethenny Frankel 120 Million Dollar Panty Flash of the Day

Panty flashes are so fucking boring….I am tired of them….I am looking for something way more hardcore…I am also tired of these no name bitches who I have no fucking idea who they but who managed to get on TV and use that low level fame to create a brand of products that they just sold to another company for over 120 million dollars….proving that TV is still the best marketing tool and that America loves everything on TV, reminding me that I should quit the internet, get on a reality show, and launch my line of whore pussy juice energy drink that gives you an adrenaline rush for fear you’re gonna get a disease from it, but luckily when the drug that laces the shit get into your blood stream it’s all fuckin’ good…If you know what I mean…


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2011

04

Aug

Eva Longoria Shitty See Through of the Day

I guess recently cheated on cuz she likely is really annoying to be around, Eva Longoria, took some time out from being a Mexican whore who no longer puts out enough to make her husbands stick around, but who instead irritates him enough with her diva spoiled cunt demands, to make him take his dick to new pussy, but who probably did once put out a lot, that’s why she’s so burnt out when it comes to sex, cuz she did manage to make it in Hollywood and making it in Hollywood, even when the script calls for Mexicans, and the producers only want the whitest most Americanized Mexicans you know all first generation and shit…it always goes to the bitch with the most fuck in her…

Either way she showed up to an event in a shitty see through shirt that showed off some black bra that might as well could be a bikini top….the kind of bra I have a deep hatred for because it is filled with lies and deceit….all thick, padded and not see through….filled with broken dreams and all misleading that there’s more than meets the eye…in a strategic outfit I find pretty fucking boring….

She needs to tap into spirit, drive, and ambition she once had…cuz if she did, I feel this outfit would have a lot more pussy lip exposed, of even just strategically crotchless pants, all ready to eat dick on command….

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2011

04

Aug

Amber Heard for Guess of the Day

Amber Heard, Lesbian for the sake of getting some media attention who doesn’t “Label herself a lesbian” but as a “Lover of love” and a “Lover of people”….who I’m pretty sure is just doing it for attention, or for people to fantasize about her, or to raise her profile and tap into the Gaga market, when everyone knows all bitches like to get eaten out, and having it done by another woman is softer thanks to the lack of facial hair….and the whole lesbian card is hardly scandalous in any fucking way…if anything it is PG-13 fantasies…and I need something far more hardcore…

Either way, she’s apparently the face of Guess, like she was Anna Nicole Smith, only with less only man on oxygen tank financier semen dripping out off her face, you know since this one’s a lesbian who isn’t a lesbian but who loves to love no matter what the genital….and I’m loving the throwback feel of the shit….so much that Guess should be paying me for this…but they aren’t….cuz I don’t consider underwear pics of a lesbian who isn’t a lesbian but a lover of love….payment no matter how hard I try to masturbate to it….

On a sidnote, if you’re wondring who Amber Heard is, she’s was the slut in The Joneses who was always naked ….she was in zombieland for a minute…and that’s about it…lesbians suck, they bore me and until Amber Heard starts taking cock again, she’s dead to me…

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2011

04

Aug

Heather Locklear Tits for Old Times of the Day

Heather Locklear…..seems to be doing alright…at least her tits are…bringing back memories of masturbating to Melrose Place…not that I even remember Melrose Place…I mean that shit was on TV two decades ago…but it’s nice to know her body has held up the storm that is being married to Tommy Lee then Richie Sambora….spending the better part of 20 years having unprotected sex with groupie fuckers….making her pussy having indirect contact with population of a small town worth of pussy….and like a public washroom toilet seat…that sounds real fucking wholesome and clean….making her, even at a month away from 50 years old, all well traveled , dusty, weathered and filled with worldly scents she picked up going around the block a couple of times and that’s just her vagina….just the way I like my used up, weathered women entering the golden years of life.. with hot tits who I stare at in pictures….

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2011

04

Aug

Kristin Cavallari Tight Body Leaving the Gym of the Day

Here are some shitty pictures of Kristin Cavallari leaving the gym because when you are unemployed, but so want to be famous and noticed, you go to the fucking gym so that you don’t get fat, cuz no one likes fat chicks, even though being fat could give her a marketing hook, and get her cast in some fat people TV shows, even though no one wants to watch fat girls on TV, and America is filled with bitches built like Precious hungry for both all things edible and a minute of fame….so instead trash Cavallari just does the obvious Hollywood route that I hope ends in poverty and desperation cuz that’s always when the fun goes down cuz whatever is going on here…is hardly fun…if anything it looks sad….something that I usually see on women both before and after I have sex with them…making this almost erotic…

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2011

04

Aug

Halle Berry Bending Over of the Day

I was surprised to see these pictures of Halle Berry bending over…you know cuz she’s all fancy and probably has a staff of blck people to do that for her….you know so that she can watch how they act and channel that for her public appearances where she can pretend she’s not actually white as fuck and the closest she’s been to black was when she crossed the street when a black guy was walking towards her back in the 80s when she wasn’t famous and could actually walk the streets without security….

Not that it matters, what does matter is that she’s not showing any panty like the bitch I watched bending and struggling to lift some heavy luggage out of her car yesterday, who I probably would have offered a helping hand to, had this been another era, like the 40s or 50s, where women weren’t so scared of getting raped or having their shit touched by strangers…I mean if I wasn’t so into watching her hot ass struggling to lift and carry shit while showing off her panties….in a way that made her fear of getting raped jusitiable, you know with the poundin’ erection and all….

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2011

04

Aug

Britney Spears Gives Her Boyfriend a Lap Dance of the Day

I’m so behind on Britney crazy that I had no idea she had a boyfriend, I just assumed she was still fucking K-Fed….cuz I figure that’s how they do things in trailer parks…you know she loses her mind, shaves her head, runs back to him….he gets high off crack and ends up knocking up some black chick who works his favorite fried chicken spot, only to move her in the trailer next door, using Britney’s money, so that he can run his 10 babies with 4 different bitches properly….you know bank rolled for life thanks to her pop career…that is usually a stripping career when it happens to normal white trash…

But apparently, she’s got a new boyfriend, who she brought on stage to give a lap dance to, you know as a tribute to what she would be doing had she never been forced into entertainment by her parents….

And I’m guessing he’s the volunteer “audience” member to to prevent a liability…you know like if she uses her fucking shit and end up either forgetting she’s on stage and starts actually sucking him off/ fucking him, or worst, losing her mind tired of being a puppet and taking it out on that dude in a wrong place/wrong time, poking his eyes out and biting his tongue off kind of protest…

Either way, seeing a bitch lap dance her boyfriend is boring…I far prefer watching a bitch have sex with her boyfriend…but I’m posting the video anyway.

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