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2011

15

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent my morning hangover staring at pregnant bitches in the park doing some kind of post pregnancy excercise. I think one of the bitches still had the placenta jacked up in her spandex pants, cuz something wasn’t right when I watched her do every single squat…..


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The Greatest Sports Movie Quotes of All Time
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Free Cams From Me to You
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Cheerleader Gets Attacked By Mascot! LOL
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Lady Gaga is fucking Mental and I Wanna Punch Her in the Face
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Web Cams With the Hottest Sluts Anywhere Around
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Lesbian Threesome to Start Your Morning Off
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Stacey Dash’s Hottest Pics
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Weston Cage is the WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been watching hours of lebanese porn on the internet because I am too scared to leave this basement hell I call home….and I’ve been reminded that the scissor kick move is very gay.

On a sidenote, the “N” word was used on the site yesterday accidentally. People need to be less sensitive. I didn’t write it. But I donated 25,000 dollars to the NAACP….in theory…cuz I don’t have that kind of money but if I did that’s where it would go…

I found a new weird daytime hangout spot…the airport…turns out girls dress pretty slutty and relaxed cuz I guess they know they are gonna be on a plane for the next few hours…I mean I just assume they are high class escorts being flown around the world for sex….so the cleavage makes sense…but even if they aren’t, still a good place for a quickie with a bitch you’ll never see again cuz she’s leaving the country…you just need to spot out the whores….I’m talking to you Kathly Gifford’s tits…If I had known she was here this week…I would have totally reached out with this great new discovery…

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Disgusting Fat Jersey Shore in Booty Shorts….
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Real Dangerous Parkour
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Octomom Hands With Some Real Classy Fucking Fake Titty Trash
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Olivia Wilde Cowboy Fetish Pics
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Kim Kardashian in Silver Fat Suit….
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Web Cams That Will Drive You Wild
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When Magicians FAIL – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Suelyn Medeiros
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Irina Shayk In The Sexiest Dress Of The Summer
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Free Cam Shows Are a Great Way to Spend Your Free Time
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Not Sure If Butter is the Best Lube…. – VIDEO
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And More SueLyn Medeiros
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The Most Despised Athletes in History
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Kate Moss is Topless on a Boat
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Jennifer Lopez Thinks She’s Awesome Cause She Hung Out with the Royals
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Miley Cyrus Stuffs Her Face With a Hot Dog
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Serena Williams Pink Dress Cleavage
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Brooklyn Decker and Emmanuelle Chriqui are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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How About Some Lela Star
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Chick on a BMX Bikx Jump Fail – VIDEO
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Sophie is the Girl of My Dreams
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Lindsay Lohan is Fucking Delusional Part 3 584
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Dude Kills Priest Then Takes His Family To Disney World In The Victim’s Car!
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Mackenzie Star & Beverly Hills Get It On
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Hitler Ordered Blow-Up Sex Dolls Be Made For Nazi Troops?
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Amber Heard & Erin Andrews – ESPY Awards 2011
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Sacha and the Fucking Machine
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Irina, Julie, Zoe, Daniella SI Swimsuit 2010 Shoot
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Mila Kunis Throwback
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Jonah Hill Is Not Fat as Fuck Anymore
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Sexy Busty Web Cam girl
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Serena Williams And Her Nice Juicy Black Tits Hit Up The ESPY’s
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Deena Cortez, Jersey Shore Slut With Her Ass Cheeks Hanging Out
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Belen Rodriguez In A Thong Bikini Will Cause You To Have A Stroke… or Two.
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Man Found Dead After Sex With A Bear
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Girl With No Arms Failed To Make Cheerleading Squad…3 Years In A Row.  No, Really.
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Yeah I’d Still Bang Christie Brinkley
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Helicopter Dumps Water On a Reporter Hahahaha – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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11 Famous People Who Survived Being Shot
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Curvey Babe Finishes Off the Galleries for Today
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Paris Hilton is Getting Fat and It Makes Me Happy
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White Trash Miley Cyrus Eating Hot Dogs….
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Brian Wilson’s Got an Insane Costume On….
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Nude Gaming Party-Video
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Cleavage Tits as the ESPYs….
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French Kissing for Dogs….Something Your Penis Knows Far Too Much About…
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stepNEWS – CRAZY NEWS STORY OF THE DAY
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2011

14

Jul

Kelly Brook Hot Post-Abortion Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post this picture – so I posted this youtube video to make up for the fact that I can’t showcase her great, huge, natural tits in a white bikini, and I love white bikinis…

After spending countless hours outside the abortion clinic back when seeing who got abortions was porno to me, cuz knowing a bitch is willing to abort at any age, is knowing you won’t get stuck paying child support…it was really a stretch of a fetish, but it worked for me cuz I realized I really love a post abortion glow….it is like torment and guilt on some, other bitches don’t care and know it’s just a procedure they deal with cuz they are sluts….coupled with freedom for all….especially the poor dudes sitting with them who I could tell always wanted to give me a High Five….

That’s not to say that Kelly Brook actually had an abortion, but it is to say that I’m pretty sure she did, cuz she figured “I finally made it and only have a minute or two left at this, why ruin it with the fatness and damage of a baby, I still got eggs in me, let’s do this when the hype dies down and I’m sitting on a pile of money”….

And here she is in a bikini…

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2011

14

Jul

Rihanna Has Lunch in her Bikini of the Day

These pictures of Rihanna having lunch in what may be a bikini would have been better if they were taken at the deportation department at the immigration office…you know cuz I find her irritating and it’d be nice to see her sent back to her lovely island only to leave American pop culture alone, like the refuge she technically is…stealing jobs from our locals….they’d also be better if her bikini wasn’t a bikini but swimwear more of the nudist beach variety….cuz I’d rather see a bitch’s pussy that this mess, cuz whether I find her hot or not,really doens’t matter, since pussy is really what makes the world go round…or at least what got Rihanna work when she teenage prostituted herself to the right person….totally overrated trash…good times…

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2011

14

Jul

Rachel Bilson Covered Up on Set of the Day

If you’re anything like me, seeing bitches walking around their house in their housecoat from a distance, through branches, and windows and sometimes a telephoto lens is totally porn to me…

That’s why seeing Bilson that kidnapped who sympathizes with her kidnapper like she was that bitch from Nevada who lived in the backyard, hiding her tame fully clothed self for no real reason works for me.

Not that it matters, she has a hot little outfit on, showing hot little tits and that’s what this is all about….cuz she’s normally boring as fuck…unless she’s getting paid…in which case we get these fetish pics. Yay. Whore.

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2011

14

Jul

Shauna Sand Bikini Pics with New Male Escort of the Day

I always thought that there was no way Shauna Sand’s pretty boy escorts were straight. I just assumed they were male prostitutes who were getting paid minimal, but more than working their local bathhouse, to live the good life on beaches with her, occassionally holding her hand to make us think they are so in love….when really we’re thinking “I wonder how hard this is gonna fuck up her kids”…

But then I saw the Sex Tape and realized the pretty boy immigrants actually fuck her on camera, which doesn’t mean they aren’t gay, since her vagina is questionable, meaty and possibly an empty ballsack, but it does mean they are pretty committed to their jobs…even though we all know we’d fuck this plastic big silly like the sex doll she looks and moves like…despite how vile she may be…and that’s the end of this post.

Either way, here’s he Shauna Sand monster doing all she knows how to do…

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2011

14

Jul

Pippa Middleton Working the Paparazzi with a Jog of the Day

Her ass isn’t that great…but her motivation is. You know trying to get noticed cuz her sister married a prince and is in the royal family, leaving her virtually in the dust to fend for herself and take this “sibling” of a royal thing seriously by getting as many paparazzi on her ass…all to make a name for herself that will make her parents proud…even though everyone knows it will be nothing in comparison to their golden child Kate….leading her to severe drug use and pre-mature death…where everyone at the funeral will be asking about kate…never getting poor pippa noticed…and that to me is exciting…

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2011

14

Jul

Christina Aguilera is Large and in Charge…of the Buffet of the Day

I remember Christina Aguilera when she was a tiny little thing….with tiny little tits…and a tiny little ass…in a time long before she raped her uterus with pregnancy and raped the all you can eat buffet of all the food everyday for the last two years cuz that’s the only thing that can explain how far gone she is…it’s like she threw it all away and for no really reason….other than possible internal torment…maybe her daddy used to touch her…I don’t know…but I do know she needs to take some of her money and hire a fucking trainer cuz I believe in her…and believe there’s another chance for this mom pussy to win me over instead of the restaurant owner of every restaurant she walks into ready to make his month with her one order…if you know what I mean….

Maybe I’m just wishful thinking, maybe I just hate fat chicks who look like retired strippers at the trailer park, I guess I could just move onto the many many other not tainted vagina out there to post pictures of…an that’s just what I am going to do…

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2011

14

Jul

Ivanka Trump Pregnancy Fetish Pics of the Day

I don’t know about you, but ready to drop porn has always been disgusting to me. The whole idea of pregnancy was never beautiful, except for a drunken one night stand when you know you’re not that dad and can’t ever be the dad thanks to the fetus already in a bitch…I had the way their belly buttons stick out, and I hate the way their nipples get big and weird, and most importantly I hate how shit rapes a body…the only thing hot about ready to drop porn is how tight the asshole gets when the baby is crowning, but usually the bitch is too far gone at that point to let you inside her….

So here’s Ivanka Trump, too far gone as far as I’m concerned to ever bounce back, unless that bouncing takes place on her new fat ass and ravaged pussy lips…

She’s the socialite gone to waste…she coulda been Paris Hilton, but instead she went respectable…Sucks.

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2011

14

Jul

Nicolas Cage’s Son Proves You Can’t Raise a Normal Kid in Hollywood of the Day

Here’s Weston Cage and his gang of rejects….fucking losers acting like the idiots they are…proving that Nic Cage is a horrible dad who raised his kid with a trsust fund to get him out of her hair while he was being famous and successful, leading to this Weston Cage motherfucker being a tormented soul, all gothic and dark, who humiliates himself in efforts to get his dad to noticee him, and with famous fathers, comes latch on bitches with big tits who fuck you and fight you, in efforts to make themselves famous, and the whole thing is so fucking weird, but I’d still like to watch the sex tape. It’d be hysterical and his wife and her dyke seem stripper enough to make it good. Something to consider.

All this to say….What a crying for attention spoiled brat….I hate people like this… but they are funny fucking idiots…

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