I know anyone who visits this site is likely a virgin, into comics and other nerd shit, because no cool kid would waste their time reading my bullshit opinion, mainly cuz cool kids don’t read, and if they do, it’s sites that help them retain that coolness…No one wants to sit down at a cool kid party and say “OMG did you see Ashlee Simpson kissing that guy from Boardwalk Empire”, or whatever other smut I’ve spewed, they want to say, “did you hear so and so is releasing a limited edition t-shirt, that’s so last year, don’t they know people are into Japan now, not t-shirts, my god”…

You get what I’m saying, and if not, it’s cuz you’re just not cool enough, you’re too socially awkward to even grasp the joke that you guys are fucking hard and have already jerked off at least a dozen times, the last 3 days alone, for transformers and the Victoria’s Secret Model they’ve recruited to play Megan Fox….

So I figured I’ll post some of her Non-Nude work for Elle UK, even though I far prefer it when there’s NAKED TITS

So Here’s some Rosie Huntington-Whitely promoting herself….cuz this is her chance to get out in every fucking magazine possible……I’ve heard that Eminem 8 Mile Song, I know how to hustle…I just don’t bother…it’s too much work.

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