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2011

10

May

Kate Upton’s 18 Year Old Tits in Video of the Day

Kate Upton’s alright. She’s 18, she’s got some real full tits. Her ass kinda sucks, her legs kinda suck, she walks like a retard, she talks like a retard, her objectives are retarded, but I guess I’m just being picky. I mean those tits are just ridiculous, on some hormone in the food kick, I mean she’s 18 and stacked like that, barely hit puberty and built like that, and if she’s like every other bust 18 year old I know, bitch is gonna end up 300 pounds in a trailer park, you know when the rest of her catches up to her, but for now, here’s a video of her titty bounce….No idea when it is from, but who cares.

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2011

10

May

Izabel Goulart Nipple for Vogue Spain of the Day

Here is Brazilian Model who I assume still does the whole lingerie thing for Victoria’s Secret, doing the whole nipple thing for Vogue Spain….and if you read the site, you know I am a firm believer in bitches showing their tits for personal gain, money, career, whatever, cuz without them showing their nipples, I’d still be jerking off to the African tribes in National Geographic, not that I jerk off to this, I’m a little more ambitious in my porno surfing, I’m saying I’m happy bitches are whores, cuz otherwise we’d have nothing nice to look at.

I know you get what I’m saying.

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2011

10

May

Stephanie Seymour’s Nipples from 2008 of the Day

Someone just emailed in this 2008 video of Stephanie Seymour that was made for Numero magazine. You can see her 40 year old tits in it and I figured that may get you excited, because nipples, no matter how old they are, or how vintage the clip I’m posting is, are still all you need to cum, which I guess makes our relationship pretty awkward, it’s like I’m the invisible hand massaging your prostate and that’s as gay as it gets….I mean assuming you can actually get off to this…I’m way too de-sensitized and into women who aren’t passed their prime…especially when they were passed their prime 3 years ago…

Enjoy.

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2011

10

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news….it may not be the best news…the most relevant news…the most life changing news…it may not even be funny or ironic or interesting enough to watch…but that’s what makes it the stepNEWS….

Hateful Posts Hit Va Business’ Facebook
Racist rants, images and videos are starting to overtake a Facebook page created by a Northern Virginia hair care business with an African American customer base.

Priest Says He Lied About Being SEAL
A priest in central Pennsylvania and the region’s leading newspaper are embarrassed by apparent false claims that the priest served in the elite Navy SEALs program.

Developer faces rape, cocaine charges
QUINCY – One of Quincy’s wealthiest and most influential developers will face a judge in connection with child rape and drug trafficking charges.

Face Transplant Recipient Speaks
The nation’s first full face transplant recipient said the first thing his young daughter said to him when she saw him after the operation was “Daddy, you’re so handsome.”

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2011

10

May

Irina Shayk Is Disgusting of the Day

Here are some disgusting pictures of Irina Shayk, I mean if you’re like me and think that marriage is the cancer that ruins all fun, because as a married guy, I know marriage is the cancer that ruins all fun, and that it is the single worst event that can take a happy man, and even a happy couple, you know all beautiful in love, and turn it into a huge pile of shit….

I mean unless you’re the bottom feeding kind of guy, who isn’t so into the whole marriage thing, but is into the whole destruction of marriage thing, so you target unhappy wives for some pure sex with no other responsibility cuz they have fucking husbands for that, or if you’re just like me and into the open bars at weddings so much that when you see a wedding dress you get thirsty, then you’ll like this Irina Shayk, cover of SI Swimsuit, stepping out of bikinis and into modeling wedding dresses for some crazy thing I call cold, hard, cash.

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2011

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Bad Late Night Chinese Food borrowed from some homeless dude, in what may have been a horrible late night drunk decision, makes for a very bad hangover dump…..Let’s do it again sometime.

Who’s Up For Fresh Chicken – VIDEO
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Blake Lively Tight and Leathery Outfit
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Steven Tyler Dresses Like a Chick Cuz He’s Got a Huge Dick
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College Football 2011: Hottest Coeds of the New Big Ten
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Free Cams, Nuff Said
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If January Jones Got Knocked Up By an X-Men Does That Mean Her Baby Will Have Super Powers?
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Gotta Love the Guzman Twins
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Japanese Subway Insanity
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Nerdy Girl Fucks Her Own Asshole
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Ex Girlfriend Videos direct to You
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How About a Drunk Party Slut?
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IKEA Assembly Guides for Sci Fi Products (MUST SEE)
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2011

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I forget that I’m really incredible at TWITTER….

It’s probably cuz I am always worrying about getting drunk, cleaning up stranger’s blood on my floor with my bare foot while drunk and not aware that AIDS exists, a problem I have wheever I go down on a bitch on her period while I have sores on my mouth/have unprotected sex while I have sores on my dick, being chased by welfare drunk women I shoulda tried to fuck, but instead ran away from like a scared girl, watching chick flicks and Gaga concerts that collectively make me want to kill myself, before pulling out my dick to a group of people to show them how small it is….or jerking off to Ivanka Trump on celebrity apprentice….

I live the good life kids….

Chris Brown’s Ghetto Strippers at His Birthday Thanks to His Whore Mother who Taught Him How to Be a Beat Women Gracefully
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Kelly Brook Has an Abortion / Miscarriage / Did Not Celebrate Mother’s Day
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Steroids FAIL – VIDEO
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Mila Kunis Ass Shot
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Sluts Who Will Make You Want Them
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Free Webcam Sluts
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Dirty Girls Getting Down On Camera
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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Hotness
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Lady Gaga Makes Me Want to Punch Her in the Face of the Day
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Steroids FAIL – VIDEO
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Arianny Celeste Brings Her Curves Out To Play
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Kate Upton is Almost Naked and I Love It
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Take a Vacation, Get Laid
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Free Cams. Nuff Said
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Grogeous Girl and a Sex Toy
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Everybody Hates Justine Bieber
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Kristin Cavallari & the 25 Hottest Celebrity WAGs in the NFL
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Maria Fowler Panty Upskirt
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Karl Lagerfeld Gets All the Sluts
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Kim Kardashian Unleashes Her Golden Shower
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The Rest of These Hollywood Assholes Got Nothing on Johnny Depp
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How the FUCK do you Throw a Baseball With No Arms of Legs? VIDEO
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These Janessa Brazil Pictures Are Freaking Awesome
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Drunk slut on the Beach – VIDEO
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Jessica Valentino Has Got the Moves
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Meet Bella Gonzalez
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Bobby Brown And Whitney Houston Seriously Need To Get Their Daughter! Bobbi Kris Caught In Drunken Gun Brawl?!?!
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Renee and Britney Get It On
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Jennifer Hudson is Looking Slim and Trim
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How About Some Squirting Lezzies
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Meet Natalia Belova
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Japanese Fashion Insanity of the Day
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Kesha Looks Like She May Have Taken a Bath for Once
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2 Horny sluts on a Webcame
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Shyla Jennings on a Web Cam
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Marisa Miller Hotness
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Bitch Hood Fight – VIDEO
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Girls Watch Porn Too! – VIDEO
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Baby or Not Penny Cruz is Still Hot
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John Travolta Wants to Convert Lindsay Lohan
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Vanessa Hudgens is Slutty and I Like It
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Jessica Simpson Forgot Her Pants and Has Great Tits
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Kim Kardashian Unleashes Her Golden Shower
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Christina Aguilera Tits Come Busting Out
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White House Crasher, Michaele Salahi Shows Off Her Camel Toe
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Kourtney Kardashian Plays With Her 32 Year Old Tits
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Justin Bieber Is A Little Bitch
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2011

09

May

Paz De La Heurta Half Naked in her Place of the Day

After seeing the last set of pictures of Paz De La Heurta that I posted , I assumed that bitch either lived in a crackhouse with a bunch of tootless homeless people she squats with, and not the kind of squats hollywood pussy is used to, I’m talking living in condemed buildings squatting….like she was Rosario Dawson (cuz Rosario Dawson squatted as a youth, before she was cast in Kids, I know my spic in entertainment history)…..or maybe that bitch lived in some kind of designer box behind a chinese restaurant or some shit…but apparently, she’s got a home, one with heating and potted plants where she has pics of her in her underwear taken in that home…and Esquire likes to publish those pics….and I like to steal those pics to share with you….and by steal I mean Borrow…

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2011

09

May

Exclusive Erica Lynne From Bad Girl’s Club Bitch Turns Porno of the Day

She was on Bad Girls Club Miami Season 5. Her name is Erica Lynne .

She’s now the star of a new sex tape because that’s what happens when you’re a trashy whore who gets addicted to the 5 minutes of fame that you had being on TV…..

I think one of the greatest things that has come from this reality TV movement, is the amount of pornstars the shit has created, assuming Erica Lynne wasn’t a pornstar before the whole reality thing happened….

These celebrity sex tapes should change their name to “the only way nobodies stay relevant in their quest to be celebrity”….

I think more importantly, we need to come to terms with the fact that just cuz you’re on TV, doesn’t make you a celebrity…

But that doesn’t mean the whole thing isn’t amazing, shit I’d love to watch every bitch I see on TV, on the street, in pictures, on the bus, in the bar, fucking everywhere fuck…whether they are hot or not, and I guess this is just another one off the list.

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2011

09

May

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

Here is a professional dancer who should have been a stripper but who instead got on TV cuz we as a society decided we gave a fuck about dancing again.

More importantly, she’s an aspiring musician and actor, cuz all strippers think they have what it takes, and what better way to reach your dreams than to to sell her vagina to Ryan Seacrest in exchange for that fame, not that he’s actually gonna use that vagina, it’s just a show piece like his car collection, you know so people can stop thinking he’s gay, and get on with their lives, even though he is gay….

Frosted hair that luxurious always takes it up the ass…at least that’s what I’ve been told….

On a side note, I once fucked a professionally trained dancer….the performance she put on was a real crowd pleaser…her core body strength, the way she could move her hips, the rocking and riding rhythm was pretty much something that made me want to frequent dance schools…and I tried before I was asked to leave for being a creep..

Seacrest out.

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