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2011

04

Feb

Tila Tequila’s Sex Tape Continues of the Day

Tila Tequila has a Sex Tape ….I wrote about it last week mocking her, but you gotta give a bitch like this credit….She was a nobody, but getting fake tits and hustling on Playboy cybergirls and myspace made her enough of a somebody to get her own TV show…Sure the whole thing was good timing with the internet going mainstream and mainstream media signing up with anything that was getting hits…without realizing they were just low level bottom feeders…but now they are low level bottom feeders lots of people know and don’t care about…She’s got shitty plastic surgery scars and this isn’t a real sex tape….it’s just porn…and that may make me hate her more, but I couldn’t be bothered…

Now her life has been a series of sex tapes, publicity stunts and all that obvious shit, but you know it kinda worked for her, cuz based on her look, I’d expect her giving hand jobs in back alley Viet massage parlors…

Also, I did some research and it turns out that she’s not the Vietnamese girl running on fire from the Vietnam war all growed up, despite what her vagina may tell you…

Now, I’m gonna say you should get the DVD, cuz I figure all sex tapes are worth watching, even if the cunt in the video is annoying and makes you want to punch her in the face, and even if the shit is lesbian porn, while lesbian porn is only good for chicks who feel naughty getting off to two girls while not being distracted by huge cock, cuz every girl I know jerks off to lesbian shit…no guys I know do.

Either way, watch clip, get the movie, show me your tits, I don’t give a fuck…we’ve been watching her demis for a while and I figure this just ads to the experience….even though only 500 people watched her strip on webcam last year….which was totally shocking to me and makes me wonder why she didn’t kill herself…but I guess it was cuz she knew she had these tricks in the bag…good hustle…dumb bitch.


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Posted in:Tila Tequila

2011

04

Feb

Cute Kitty Dancing Around the City of the Day

Here’s a really cute kitty dancing around the city…

Enjoy….

Posted in:Dancing

2011

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I found out that Facebook has a group called Drunkenstepfather.com is Disgusting that I started months ago but never bothered with cuz I didn’t really grasp the shit…But now I’ve decided I want you to join cuz it’s better than BULLSHIT FACEBOOK PAGES no one goes to or LIKES…so JOIN MY GROUP

That said…some weirdo wrote me a novel from an account he created specifically to write this to me and I figure that effort should not go unnoticed…cuz I am really not important enough to do that for….

Here it is:

Here I am, I don’t care what other people think, while promoting something that some people hate, while standing aloof from the context, while riding the attention I get from the content. Drunkenstepfather here I am, I represent the duplicitous nature of man. It’s supposed to be degrading to women, but it turns me on. It’s suppose to wrong, but women seem to do it any way. I’m not suppose to like it, but pretending to like it gets tons of people who don’t watch my site to like that which I pretend to like, while understanding what people like. It’s confusing. I’m not famous, but I am. I’m miserable doing this, but I keep doing it. Nobody watches my site, but I still see things that make me feel people are watching my site.

Give the guy a hand….even though I am sure it’s a girl…It’s always the girls…and if I met her in person…I could easily pay off her anger and fuck the shit out of her…cuz girls are easy…especially when mad…

But girl or not that motherfucker is weird….real weird. Michael Jackson. I would never write that kind of shit to anyone…

Speaking of weirdos, here are my stepLINKS…

Justin Timberlake is Banging Mila Kunis – Who Cares
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Real Housewives Disgustingness of the Day – VIDEO
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Get
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The Top 100 Super Bowl Commercials (With Video)
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REAL Girls Getting Naked for Free cuz they are Sluts Are the Best Kind of Girls Getting Naked
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Two Hot Mommies Get It On (NSFW)
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A Pic of Rihanna’s Ass You’ve Never Seen Before:
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Candice Swanepoel Gets Fashionably Topless
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Olivia Wilde Does FHM France. Topless (NSFW)
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Find the Right Kinda of Slut for You (NSFW)
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P Diddy’s Song is Ten Thousand Times Better Than You and Me
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toys Just Aren’t For Kids Anymore (NSFW)
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Maura Tierney’s Breasts Turn 46 Today
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Hilary Duff is Looking Kinda of Hot in Paris
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Paula Garces, Lucy Pinder, Kendra Rice, Juliana Imai and Amanda Wenk (NSFW)
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WTf Picture of the Day – Titties Floating in the Water (NSFW)
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Julia Restoin Roitfeld is Braless (NSFW)
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Banned From TV – Family Guy Animal Penis skit
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Man I Love Sarah Shahi
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Midnight Snack Ends in Fat Chicks Fighting – VIDEO
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Hannah and Shay Get It On (NSFW)
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Suelyn Medeiros is Always Worth Taking a Look At
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Bangin Candy – “Sheneka Adams” Behind The Scenes Video Shoot
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Teen Twin Girls Want to Get Naked and Do Crazy Things (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Christine Alexis and Mackenzee Pierce Get Freaky (NSFW)
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Student Atheist Group Offers Porn For Bibles – Amazing
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Julianne Hough wants to Know If You’ve Got Milk
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Mulani Loves Her Finger Tips (NSFW)
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Victoria Secret Valentines Day Video
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Cutey in the Snow
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DAYUMM! Irina Shayk Attends NYLON Party & “Sunset Limited” Screening
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Lynn is Playing With Her Nipples (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aubrey O’Day Loves Taking Phone Pics Of Herself
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I Love a Good Gymnastics Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Cikita is Hot in the Mirror (NSFW)
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Sexy Ladies of the Super Bowl
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Get a Load of Nicole
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The Recent Rihanna Topless Pics Are Real
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Take a breather, here’s some Some Other Awesomeness

Jennifer Aniston Saved Perez Hilton Cuz He’s an Angry Little Fatherless Bitch who Seeks Approval by these Idiots, and when they Notice him – He jumps up and down like the pawn piece of shit freakshow I wish was gay bashed as a child and left in a ditch that he is…remember there’s no cure for aids.
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Is This America’s Dumbest Criminal? Quite Possibly, Yes
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Minka Kelly Needs To Be Stripped Searched
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Charlie Sheen Thinks People Care About Him. How Cute
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A Few More Pics Of Miley Cyrus And Her Hard Nips
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The 10 Hottest Funny Women
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Ground ZERO: Britney’s Crotch Shot
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Lisa Snowdon’s Big Tits Spill Out Of Her Tiny Bikini
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UPDATE: I’m drunk – Watch this VIdeo


dancing pussy in the street –
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

03

Feb

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures of the Day

Kelly Brook in a Bikini is Pretty Alright – especially when the post before her was Cheryl Burke in a Bikini . This was my way to couter-balance the bad and the ugly with the good….see because her fat goes to the right places, so right that she’s managed to make a career off her big natural looking tits on a small frame being in a bikini, so is a professional at being in a bikini, so professional that she managed to maintain the shit going into her 40s cuz she didn’t quite make it until the last 6 months….but stuck to her guns and now we all can masturbate pretending we are stuck to them too…because printers are a beautiful thing in celebrity masturbation fantasies and apparently so is crazy glue.

That’s all I have to say about that.


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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

03

Feb

Cheryl Burke is Doughy in some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

Gotta love when attention whores who were clearly fat growing up and are still pretty doughy get a taste of relevance by being a dance instructor on TV. and now they pay paparazzi to take pics of them for the tabloids in some bullshit PR stunt that works…

It stems from her having a job way cooler than the other people she studied dance with who are now back up dancers in some local production…strippers…or girls with broken dreams, a couple kids and an emotional eating disorder…giving her bragging rights at all their reunion shows that she’s the top dog now motherfucker, something I can only assume Black Swan was based on, cuz dance is just so competitive…I mean there’s only so many 5 dollars a song going around bitch needs to work for it…

I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini…I don’t find her anything worth looking at…especially since she’s a pro dancer…I mean give me a dainty bitch would can suck her own toes upside down…not one who sucks her fingers after she scarfs down a pie cuz she’s so hungry after all those calories burned she needs to replenish…

Don’t get me wrong, there’s a place for fat dancers…and I am sure a fat dancer can fuck alright…cuz I’ve fucked professional dancers in my life and it’s a ride worth taking no matter how much her belly hangs over her pants…that place is just not in a bikini on the beach…or in photos on my site…

Why did I do this to myself..

Posted in:Cheryl Burke

2011

03

Feb

Rachel Bilson Lower Leg of the Day

Rachel Bilson was way more interesting when she was boring in a relationship cuz I could blame Star Wars for trapping her in some insanity that is my imagination…It entertained me when she escaped him to go back to LA to focus on her career in some hiking through the Siberian mountains for months to escape Russian communist rule shit…but it turns out she’s just as boring without him…leading me to think he’s not the problem, sure he’s a clown, but clowns are kinda funny if you’re not scared of them cuz one molested you as a child…she’s the problem and a boring bitch can never quite be saved…

Here are her ankles, cuz like a muslim man, sometimes that’s all it takes to get me going and I figure at least one of you is out there like me.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

03

Feb

Sarah Shahi in her Panties for Esquire of the Day

Sarah Shahi is on some TV show, now she’s in Esquire and apparently she’s some ethnic mess of a person who proves that inter-racial breeding is the key to making things I am into fucking, but then again I don’t really pay attention to the interbreeding that made monsters resiliant to biological warfare with the ability to survive nuclear holocaust (Khloe Kardashian), I’m more into the pussy I want to explore like it was a deap sea mission and my tongue was the submarine….

Soon enough, we will all be a shade of beige…one harmonious culture with no inbreds…This is a glimpse into that fruitopia.

Posted in:Sarah Shahi

2011

03

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Doesn’t Hide Her Fat of the Day

I think Aubry O’Day is targeting the fat chick fetishists and/or black dudes, cuz not only is she wearing a tight dress that shows off every roll and fold, but she’s also wearing horizontal stripes, something all fat people know make them look substantially fatter, while carrying a fucking cheesecake….

It’s like she’s embraced her fatness and is loving it cuz it gives people something to talk about when nothing else is going on for her…especially since it’s given her a fucking a place in the world of fat chick lovers all while maintaining the black cock she’s always had..cuz black girls only see white and that’s good enough for them…

Here are the pics…of Aubrey O’Day on the X-Tina Aguilera diet plan…They need to get together and eat it out….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

03

Feb

Teresa Palmer Lingerie Pics for Esquire of the Day

Teresa Palmer is some Australian bitch makin’ moves in Hollywood, who I want to Kangaroo, you know since she’s Australian.

For those of you who don’t know what Kangarooing is, it’s when you climb inside a bitch’s pouch and by pouch I mean her “down under” and by her “down under” I mean her shrimp on the barbie cuz a Dingo ate my baby like it was Crocodile Dundee….and by shrimp on the barbie cuz a Dingo ate my baby like it was Crocodile Dundee….I mean her pussy

Here are the pics

Posted in:Teresa Palmer

2011

03

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Topless for Vogue Italia of the Day

This photoshoot for Vogue Italia is kind of a scam…not because they didn’t go through with getting Candice Swanepoel , a model at her fucking peak right now, topless….since that’s kinda what she does…being a bikini and lingerie model…who has got naked in the past ……and I’ve pretty much become best friends with her Amazing Nipple …but because in a shoot of 20 pics, only one is topless…when they all should have been…this is fashion we’re talking about..Vogue Italia shoulda known fashion is about less clothes…isn’t Italy the fashion hub….seriously more nipple..gotta keep things controversial…pushing the fucking limits and shit…

But that doesn’t change the fact that I’m pretty much sucked in by her as a brand of pussy I’m into…even if it’s got South Africa baggage like HIV and apartheid….and all that other good stuff…cuz she’s good stuff…and I’d like to be fucking good stuff…

PS:

@hornylohanwanker -> She’s smoking for you but there’s no red lipstick…I do the best I can #justnotgoodenough

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel