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2011

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I got confused for another Jesus Martinez today…from a teen girl or a sex offender trap:

Her:

when is our meeting

Me:

what meeting

Her:

YC

Me:

what is that

Her:

youth council…..

Me:
what is that

Her:
are you being seroius

Me:
yes

Her:
jesus?

Me:

are you flirting with me again

Me:

are you on drugs again

Me:

you and your drugs

Me:

are you still a virgin, or did you finally let your dad fuck you instead of just put it in your mouth.

Me:

Hello?

Me:

Where’d you go?

Me:

What are you wearing?

Me:

I’m masturbating right now.

Me:

Is it illegal if I mail you my soiled panties.

Me:

Oh and Youth Council meeting is on tuesday….

BLOCKED

That was the end of that. Sadness. Here are my stepLINKS….

Catherine Zeta Jones Big Tits are Bi-Polar
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Karina Smirnoff’s Playboy Cover
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Some Half Naked Bitches Doing Half Naked Bitch Things
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Kim Kardashian’s Best Bikini Pics Ever
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Web Cam Sluts Who Do Their Job Right
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The 10 Hottest Girls From Virginia
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Paris Hilton’s Disappointing Cleavage Drop
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Because Sluts Are Easier When They Are Drunk on a Beach
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Free Cams. Nuff Said
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These Sluts Can’t Keep Their Hands Off One Another
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Jenn Sterger, Rachel Uchitel and Company: Gold Diggers or Victims?
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Toys for Grown Up Playtime
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Kaye Bosworth is Topless
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I Love Emma Stone
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Wow Taylor Momsen Only Looks Like a Half a Hooker Today
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Catherine Zeta Jones is Losing Her Mind
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Genevieve Morton is One Hot Blonde
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How Hot is This Brunette?
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Hair Pulling and Titty Flapping Fight
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Jamie Lynn Looks Great Bent Over
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Seriously WTF is Wrong With Lady Gaga?
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Brooke and Mandy Get It On
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Kendra Wilkinson New Sex Tape: Dancing With the Stars Plot?
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Yeah I’d Bang Jenna Dewan
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Danica Thrall goes surfing For FHM
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WTF is This Hipster Bitch Wearing
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A Bunch of Sluts at Some Good Housekeeping Party
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Big Boobs At the Beach
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Dolly Parton and Her cleavage = STILL FABULOUS
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Janet Jackson is Looking Hot Again
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Nikki is the slut Next Door
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Evan Rachel Wood Went Full Frontal
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Halle Berry In Her Hot Mama Leather Pants
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Striptease of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

13

Apr

Kendra Wilkinson Looks Inbred of the Day

It is amazes me that anyone other than maybe her father, who based on her inbred eyes, clearly believes in fucking family members cuz they are so convenient to creep up on when you come home drunk….

Seriously, there’s no way she’s not inbred or retarded, meanwhile she’s getting gigs in Playboy and treated like a sex symbol. What the fuck happened there?

I’ve even watched her Sex Tape with the handicapped dude a few times, and realize I was blinded by her meaty pussy at such a young age vagina, that I didn’t realize that she looked retarded too…It’s the nudity, and willingness to get naked, that always throws me off….not that I ever got off to this shit…but I never took the time to realize just how fucking ugly this cunt is…and by cunt I mean both her as a whole and what’s in her meaty fucking pants

All this to say, there’s no way she’s not a product and victim of incest…


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Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson

2011

13

Apr

Lady Gaga Half Naked for Bazaar of the Day

Lady Gaga should never get naked. It’s as simple as that….

I hate this lie of a human…and it turns out that unlike most pussy, I hate her more when she’s half naked…usually girls have the opposite affect on me, you know hate them when they talk, show me their tits and I get sucked the fuck in and let them get away with pretty much anything, but not Gaga…leading me to believe the hermaphrodite lie is actually truth and her ugly face is just a product of being a homie dressed like a girl and not an actual girl…

Not that it matters, what matters is that I’m posting this to punish you, cuz you’ve been a bad internet friend to me….

I prefer her when she falls off her piano and even the most outrageous titty dress won’t save her… that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

13

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

I already posted Edita Vilkeviciute on the Beach for H&M ….and I knew that there’d be a lot more of her in a bikini….when H&M decided to do the Victoria’s Secret hustle of getting hot chicks half naked….but I still prefer her when she’s NAKED ….cuz shes got amazing fucking tits…

I don’t even know who this bitch really is, I just know she’s on the rise and that’s a good thing in a lot of ways cuz we’ll see a lot more of her, but pretty shitty cuz that hunger that got her naked in fashion, to stand out from the other immigrant pussy trying to leave their war torn countries, is lost…and bitch is gonna be a fucking DIVA about shit…leaving us with nothing but memories…

Either way, more H&M bathing suit pics to come….just haven’t got them yet…and no this isn’t an ad for H&M…..but it should be…

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2011

13

Apr

J.Lo was named the Most Beautiful Woman by People of the Day

Are you fucking kidding me? How much did she pay for this title? How much did the American Idol people pay. This is obviously a marketing and publicity hustle, cuz there’s no way anyone thinks at 41 year old anywhere is the most beautiful person in the world, especailly not when they are fat assed average at best looking people like fucking J.Lo…..This is a great way to piss on any credibility people magazine may have, which is probably not much credibility, but whatever it is clearly caters to a geriatric audience, cuz the youth is on the internet, and it takes a 80 year old with Alzheimers to really grasp this kind of thing…J.lo, the most beautiful woman in her backyard when her fat family comes over to leech off her fame, maybe, but in the world…that’s pretty ridiculous…

Posted in:J.Lo

2011

13

Apr

Foreign Film Nudity of the Day

The movie is called Kill Me Please. The Stéphanie Crayencour. I’m just posting it to pump some culture into your blood, any by culture I mean international titty….and sex scenes…in another language…cuz English is so fucking trashy….especially when you throw some fat American trash with guns in the mix….you see cuz when I watch international movies, I can really respond well to them, cuz I’m not polluted with hate fueled by by all the smut these Hollywood bitches have suffocated me with…..and I get to appreciate their tits without all the noise of their gossip and stupidities…It’s refreshing.

Posted in:Foreign Film

2011

13

Apr

Rachel Uchitel in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Rachel Uchitel is. I assume some useless whore. But then again, aren’t all bitches who get shot by the paparazzi in their bikinis pulling some staged bikini poses that they’ve spent the last 6 months working out with the best trainers for, all in hopes to get the attention they once had that got them in this position where the paparazzi would even bother with them in the first place…if you know what I mean.

She’s in a bikini and I’m posting it.

Even if I really don’t give a fuck.

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Posted in:Rachel Uchitel

2011

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It may not be the morning anymore…but it’s always morning to me…I always have that fresh, get out of bed to greet the day, so glad my alarm went off cuz I hate sleep when I could be awake being productive feeling….of death…you know what I’m saying…so here’s some links….to occupy you while I regroup….

Lookin Good Sweethearts
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Tiger Woods: 20 Hotties Who Could Get Him Back to Winning
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Free Cams You HAVE to Check Out
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ScarJo Isn’t Pregnant, She’s Just Fat
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Teen BFs Go At It
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Get a Load of Lola B
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Gotta Love Knee High Socks
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Amateur Pussy Pound
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Drunk Hotties Acting Slutty At A Football Tailgate
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Here’s Another Drunk Baby Story
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Posted in:MHD

2011

13

Apr

Scarlett Johansson’s a Fat Runner of the Day

Seeing these pictures of a fat Scarlett Johansson running, possibly pregnant, likely just pregnant on donuts and emotional eating due to the pressures she faces as being the most overrated beauty in hollywood, something I’ve always contested with great passion, because sure he face was always something alright to look at, her body was always a dump….seriously…it always reminded me of my home…one step away from being condemed unsanitary…but it took her belly being bigger than her tits, you know extented outward for you idiots to fucking notice…typical perverts.

I don’t think her barefoot runner technology booties is really gonna save her on this one…it’s like watching a Japanese family who never skied in 40,000 dollars of equipment, traditional shoes woulda done just fine…pig…


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Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2011

13

Apr

Genevieve Morton in her Place for Esquire of the Day

Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton was the lastes girl to be in Esquire’s Show Me Your Place, which is a clever feature that more magazines should be doing and have been doing, which is staging photoshoots in the homes of these hot pussies, not that you’ll be looking at her decor in her apartment, cuz this is more of an underwear feature than an architecturial thing….not to mention you’re a pervert and you’re looking at her pussy…or at least trying to…here are the pics…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton