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Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day

Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day

Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day

Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

Apr

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in Leggings For Attention of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is on a real hustle to get attention. I guess her ratings are dipping…..which is a good thing…cuz this talentless twats always peak and get replaced by other talentless cunts…and I’m happy to report her time here is done….at least I’m hoping she’s done…cuz I can’t stand this shit..

Watching some old, fat, boring, irritating, disgusting, and represents all thing wrong in the world…spoiled cunt attitude is boring as fuck…

It’s just funny that long gone are the days of sucking negro dick after it pisses on her for attention and even a career…now she gets noticed by just letting the paparazzi see her fat ass in pants…and that’s ridiculous…but what is even more ridiculous is that there was a time when she had the power to turn the paparazzi down and delete all ass shots even though that’s all she was good for…but now…she’s gotta whore out….by pretending to be working out…cuz body’s like this are more into eating…..except when their money grubbing pimp/den mother’s make them…for a camera crew…

It amazes me the self righteous, vain, bullshit that went into them pitching their show in the first place “We’re the best family ever, everyone will want to watch us” almost as much as it amazes me that people actually watched them….

It’s almost comical how obvious her stategy is….but here’s her ass anyway, cuz I’m down with watching it all unfold…literally.

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2011

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some news that isn’t really news….I looked around to find some better shit but had no luck….so this is as good as it gets….which is okay because you don’t really deserve better…not that there is a you…we’re in this alone…and by we I mean me….

Teacher Accused of Throwing Shoe
A DeKalb County school teacher is in hot water Tuesday night after allegedly throwing a shoe at a student. Now the boy’s mother is considering legal action against the district

This Victoria’s Secret Photoshop Fail was pretty hysterical too…. Candice Swanepoel Looks Likea Monster …..but that’s not really random news is it…

Fuck I suck at the internet…

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2011

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I come across pictures and wonder what conversation or events led up to said picture. It’s like how did this bitch end up with Aaron’s cockslut on her tits, and who is Aaron, why was he left out of the shit…It just leaves so many questions unanswered and shit boggles my mind…I like to think that’s why I drink…but reality is I drink because of repressed childhood memories, general unhappiness and emptiness, but more importantly, cuz it’s easier to go down on ugly women.

Not that you care…..I don’t even get hate mail anymore. Is it the end? We’ll see.

Here are my stepLINKS

Hayden Panty Airs Wants Us All to Know What Having Sex With a Giant is Like
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Solange is TEN Times Hotter Than Beyonce But I WISH SHE WOULD STOP WEARING THESE STUPID FUCKING CLOTHES
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Web Cams Girls Previously Only Seen in Your Dreams
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The 50 Hottest Women Who Scream
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Sexy Miss World Hot Black Bikini
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Super Sexy Gardener on Video
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Samantha Ronson Busted Up Her Face Riding a Bike Around Venice Hahahaha
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Vacation Sluts You Won’t Be Able to get Enough Of
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Free Cams. Nuff Said
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay Z Need to Get Off Each Others Dicks
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Horny Amateur Uses Her Dad Power Tools to Get Off
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The 20 Most Gorgeous Beauty Queen Wives and Girlfriends of All Time
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Toys That Will Make You Wish is Was Playtime
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Elsa Pataky Bikini Body
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Courtney Cox or Demi Moore? Who Would You Rather
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Yeah I’d Bang Jennifer Lawrence
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Maria Fowler Is A Glamour Model
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Kirstie Alley on Dancing With the Stars is a Disaster and I Love It
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Guess that Washed-Up Actress
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Random Titty Pic Dump of the Day
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Sexy Striptease on Video
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Paris Dahl Has One Hot Body
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PDA: Ladies That Get It On With Other Ladies In Public
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Corinna and Kinga Bring the Hotness
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Professor Hired Strippers To Come Into Class & Give Lap Dances
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I Wanna Be All Over Irina Shayk
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Sohpie and Kylie Know How to Get Each Other Off
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Shane Van Der Westhuizen – Penneys Summer 2011 Bikini
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Hipster Hottie in Denim
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Ladies Who Attended The World Premiere of “Scream 4”
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Random Pictures of the Day
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THE WORLDS LARGEST LEGO TWOER
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Striptease of the Day
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Bogdana, Emilia or Natalia?
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Tasha Reign in black lingerie
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11 of the biggest nerd heroes to have appeared on ‘The Simpsons’
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Vanessa Hudgens Bemoans Her Obnoxious Fans
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Mia Bunny And Jolina Bonita Have Asses that Are Insane
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Hot Babe is Bendy
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Kristen Cavallari Fuckable In A Bikini
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Maria Fowler Slips Out Her Tit
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The Sad Demise Of Britney Spears
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Justin Bieber Hates Jews
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Lil Miss Sunshine Retrospective You Pedophile
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Doin the Monster Mash of the Day

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I don’t know what Lindsay Lohan did, but I think it’s safe to say it’s a fucking disaster. She looks like she’s been living in the fucking streets strung out on dirty semen and puddle water, or maybe that she got in a fight with one of those Florida grandmother’s, all plastic and doin’ the monster mash…Or maybe she’s trying to channel her inner sex doll, inner stripper, inner circus clown, inner wax statue doing her Madame Tussauds or some shit, and I find the whole thing highly erotic….only because I’ve experience Lohan first hand, and having her dance around her hotel room in high heels and pajama pants, to her album that was never released, crying because of Samantha Ronson while I drank free Vodka and ate her french fries as her friends railed lines of coke and tried to hire escorts, was probably one of the highlights of the last 5 years of my alcholism, but only cuz I forget pretty much all the other shit I get myself into….

Not that it matters…here’s Lohan…for old good times…

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2011

Apr

Katy Perry Shot By David LaChapelle of The Day

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Here are some pictures of Katy Perry whoring herself. Sure it’s not the kind of whoring we’d want to see from her, you know on the side of the street, strung out on drugs, not only dying for another hit, but also dying of AIDS, Hep and malnourishment…hell she’s not even half naked in this campaign…

She’s just whoring herself to some hair Product company that sponsors her tour and pays her lots of money to get her to endorse the shit for all the little kids who follow her like she’s some kind of thick, dumpy, irritating God that can’t dance….but last time I checked, whoring is whroing so it’s good enough.

The pictures were shot by David LaChapelle, some high concept, used to be a big deal, photographer I’d expect more nudity from…or at least more use of her tits, since they are all she’s good for but I guess he’s playing it safe…. this is Christian America people…Relax yourself.

Here she is pretending she’s Cher

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2011

Apr

Anais Pouliot Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day

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I’m down with any girl named Anus, whether she gets stripping down naked for fashion to launch a modeling career or not, I think she’s good to go on based on her name alone….

Now you’ve probably never heard of Anais Pouliot before, and either had I, but she’s on the cover of Vogue Japan in May and that’s probably a pretty good indicator that she’s being taken seriously as a model, which annoys me, cuz it turns out that this bitch is actually from Montreal, which is where I get drunk daily, and now when I look at her pictures I see lost opportunity, cuz there is a point in ever girl starving to be famous’ life where she’s willing to do anything to get where she wants to go and a few lies can lead me on a direct path to their pussies…now she’s too big and snobby for that….

I screwed up. Here are her tits..

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2011

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Lazy Fat Ass in Pants of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is probably the world’s richest PORNSTAR ….She took getting pissed on by a black dude, you know being a human urinal at the housing projects basketball court, and made it into a 100 million dollar a year business….

She’s spun her story so well, that people forget she’s a fucking PORNSTAR….but instead that she’s some fashionable inspiration to lazy fat girls everywhere, that they may not be able to become a big deal for no reason, cuz not everyone has a rich dead dad, a marketing team, the top PR people and all that shit….but the good news is that there will always be a black dude willing to fuck them….

That said, she’s trying to get press for some Armenian bullshit, even though the only tie in she has to being Armenian is that it is the reason she has a permanent tan….Shit colored, Cuz she’s shit, the fact she likes being pissed on, like all feces, kinda proves that point…

Don’t forget her SEX TAPE ROOTS ….cuz I like being reminded just how bullshit she is….cuz I know pussy and when it sucks dick like this…I know it’s all show…the lies hurt my eyes…

Here’s her lazy, materialistic, everything wrong with America obesity in her pants….

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2011

Apr

Marisa Miller in her Underwear for Something of the Day

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Half naked bitches playing with fully naked dolls is some high concept fashion photography bullshit that is exactly that…bullshit…It’s like these people come togethere and say “let’s do something obscure” and another one says “OMG, let’s put a doll in the picture” and the other says “A doll huh, that’s genius, what would a doll be doing in a fashion shoot”, and the other says “Exactly, it’s art”….Sold.

I don’t know, I find Marissa Miller old, like a retired stripper. Sure she’s got her fair share of body, but it’s one of those older lady bodies that comes from working out hard to never become that old lady. She’s got the fake tits. The hard face. The fake hair. I just don’t really get excited about this kind of thing, but I’ll post it anyway cuz half naked models are still half naked models even if their ripped bodies remind me of male models with implants…

I guess what I’m saying is I like my women either doughy or skin and bones, weak from starvation, etc. This kickboxing body just makes me nervous to have rape fantasies about her…not that I have those…but you know what I mean

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2011

Apr

Kaley Cuoco Shitty Nudes for Allure of the Day

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I posted the Ashley Tisdale Allure nudes earlier….

Here is Kaley Cuoco, who I guess is in this issue also. I can see Allure took out the big guns, budget was no object, hire the real A-Listers, put Angelina Jolie and fucking Miley Cyrus on hold, we’ve got two bitches who need all the press they can get….hilarious….

This is photoshopped to shit. I don’t know if I’m looking at a picture of an actual girl, or if this is one of those vending machines you see at the train station that allows you to print up your face as if it was painted by a famous artist using, it’s like a fucking 2 dollar computer generated Picasso, where all human elements of the bitch have been airbrushed away….

Not that it matters, cuz I don’t even know who this Kaley bitch is. I don’t watch sitcoms, and I didn’t think I was watching when she helped John Ritter die on her last sitcom…

But here are her nudes that are so staged, she might as well be clothed…

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2011

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Hugs Emma Roberts Strongly of the Day

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These pictures are from the Scream 4 premiere. Which brought out some Neve Campbell cuz it was the last gig she’s had that made her money and Courtney Cox cuz she like revisiting the place she found love and a baby daddy, but more importantly it brought out some Hayden tit…

But more importantly, I think Hayden’s midget wrestling strong man ass has been spending too much time with her Russian beast of a boxing boyfriend, because these pictures of her getting down with Emma Roberts aren’t the sensual amazingness you’d expect two young girls hugging to be, you know Emma Roberts is pretty much being violated and thrown the fuck around by the bitch, the good news is that there’s always room for fantasy…cuz to some people, bitch on bitch in any circumstance, especially dressed up in dresses like they are going to prom, pulling some WWF stunts, or even frat boy jock stunts while normal sized women watch the midgets in action is the fantasy….

Posted in:Emma Roberts|Hayden Panettiere