DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2011

03

May

Elizabeth Hurley Not in her Bikini Promoting Bikinis of the DAy

I hate these bitches who make a living off being in a bikini when they were at their prime, now make a living off selling bikinis as a mom pussied bitch, but who feels all insecure or some bullshit, and won’t lift those mom pussy lips off the ground and tuck the shit into a bikini, to show the world she still got it going on, cuz girls with bodies like this, 40 years old or not, deserve to be seen half naked, especially when the shit is their livlihood…. We get it you’re old, you’re a mom, get fucking naked already. True story…

Either way, here she is opening another one of her bathing suit stores that makes her millions and millions…

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley

2011

03

May

Some Celebrity Sluts at the Met Costume Gala In Pictures

No Comments »

I wasn’t invited to the Met Costume Institute Gala…even though I embody fashion on all levels of fashion…but these sluts were there:

J.Lo’s Like a Bird….

Blake Lively and her Old Face

Gwyneth Paltrow and her Aspiring Singer Cuz we Gave her too Much Props Ass

Christina Hendricks and her Tank-Like Monster Truck Body

Bar Refaeli Always Amazing

Brooklyn Decker and her Retard Downs Syndrome Face

Gisele and her Tranny Loving Husband

2011

03

May

Karissa Shannon’s Whore Fuck Finger in Shorts of the Day

1 Comment »

I am the unofficial fan site for Karissa Shannon cuz she’s a white trash idiot and I like watching her FUCK even if it is with black dudes who have brain washed her white trash ass with his dick…maybe cuz he promised her fame, told her it will help her get famous and stand out from her sister she used to do Playboy with, or maybe cuz it’ll piss off her trailer park dad who she is probably trying to get revenge on cuz he molested her growing up…and now she’s got his name tattooed on her fuck finger…

This is me keeping track..

To See The Rest of the Pictures Of This White Trash Slut With A Great Ass
Follow This Link

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2011

03

May

Lindsay Lohan Braless for the Homeless of the Day

3 Comments »

Lohan knows this celebrity game all too well.

Sure she fucked up a little and went off track when she let Samantha Ronson ruin her life for whatever manipulative reason Sam Ronson decided to ruin her life for…which I think was probably personal gain and validation as a useless ugly cunt…..

But she’ll be back…she’s Lindsay Lohan…and she knows if she wants the media to celebrate her, wearing light fabric while braless for the paparazzi is a good fucking start….

She has some of the greatest fake tits in Hollywood, and they need to be shown off.

I forever remain, a fan of Lindsay Lohan.

To See Some Close-Ups of the Same Pics Cuz I Was TOo Lazy To Crop
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

03

May

Miley Cyrus Smells Like Teen Spirit of the Day

2 Comments »

This is pretty fucking funny. Miley decides to show how real she is by playing a song that inspires her and is the reason she wants to be on stage humiliating herself for a gang of crazed teen girls…..and it’s Nirvana….Totally unexpected, but her contrived dance lesson choreographed rock and roll dance felt so authentic….I’m sure Courtney Love is happy she sold Kurt Cobrain’s music to Disney….cuz it finally got the real venue to be heard that it deserved…I am sure when his bi-polar ass was writing this, this was he ultimate goal, even though everyone claims fame and the music industry is what made him kill himself…

What a fucking joke…I don’t give a fuck about Nirvana, Kurt Cobain or Miley Cyrus, but I do love that this is happening not cuz it shows just how bullshit the entertainment industry actually is…but cuz Miley has tight pants on…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

03

May

Leelee Sobieski Big Ears in Tight Pants of the Day

No Comments »

Leelee Sobieski is so obsolete that I don’t think anyone knew bitch was pregant, but here she is bringing out her big ears and big tits, awkward face and tall body, that you may or may not have wanted to fuck when she was in…shit I just ran an IMDB on this bitch and she hasn’t had one substantial role…here I am thinking she was once famous or something…and it turns out she never was…

She was howevever hustling UPSKIRTS and BIKINIS, but she never did the Paris Hilton real quest for fame…like fucking on Camera….despite how busty she might be…

Either way, here she is with her family…I didn’t know she had..because as it turns out…I didn’t know who Leelee Sobieski was…I just knew she had a stupid ass name…

Posted in:Leelee Sobieski

2011

03

May

Eva Longoria Showing off Her Legs of the Day

No Comments »

Eva Longoria just finished her period, or she is pregnant, cuz no bitch in her right mind would wear so little white, so close to her twat if she know she may start bleeding at any given time…and for some reason I’m really digging it and that makes me want to kill myself, cuz ever since my Mexican whore mother died of Aids in the 80s, I vowed to never fuck with a Mexican…but this one is all Hollywood and not fat and a mom to 14…..it’s fucking with the natural way of Mexicans and I’m down…come to papi..

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2011

03

May

Pam Anderson Showing Her Gunt but Showing Twat of the Day

No Comments »

There’s something bitter sweet about seeing Pam Anderson’s bloated gut. I’m not even a chick who caught her husband jerking off to Baywatch in the 90s, making me feel inadequate of my body because of her fame, you know resentment at its most rational. I just like seeing someone who relied so much on her looks, invested so much into her looks, finally look like shit, cuz I know now she’s got nothing, putting what’s really important into perspective, unless of course she just has a swollen liver, you know cuz that is what hepatitis does to you…..but then again, here I am trying to look up her skirt…so I guess her gut doesn’t stop me….

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2011

03

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t get hungover, I always feel like shit…Here are some links to start your useless day that you pretend is important cuz the truth is too depressing to handle. LOL.

Toddler Rope Swing Fail LOL – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Diora Baird Trimming Bush for Maxim….
GO

Meet Leah Shevlin
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Some Power Couple Tits at a Bullshit Gala
FOLLOW TIS LINK

Erin Andrews Looks Shitfaced
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Maria Millions Has One Insane Body
FOLLOW THIS LINK

And That’s Why You Don’t Jump Off a Playground – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Naughty Girlfriend fucks Herself
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Seth Meyers Gives the Correspondents Dinner a Giant Bitch Slap
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Genius….

Posted in:MHD

2011

02

May

J.Lo Does Lil Wayne in Video of the Day

1 Comment »

I know J.Lo was wrongfully labeled one of the world’s most beautiful people, because she’s old, but you know what, the more I see pictures of her, I am slowly starting to think she’s actually hot…despite her being someone I never found hot when she was at her prime, maybe I was blinded by how fucking annoying she was, and maybe the years of me ignoring she exists makes me see what she actually has to offer, or maybe I’m just drunk right now and like anything with a vagina attached to it, including my neighbor’s pet goat…

Here’s her new video, intro by Kathy Lee Gifford’s mom tits you use dto jerk off to, featuring Lil Wayne and bitch dancing like she was Shakira and not forced to fuck a man that looks like skeletor on the regular….

Pretty hot. But remember that could just be the booze.

To See the Video
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:J.Lo