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2022

05

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Another day, another day I’ve put together a list of links like it was 1999 internet because I am a fucking masochist or an autistic who can only exist if I jump through the same hoops every day thinking that maybe this time, it’ll get me paid!

It’s like a crackhead at a slot machine, buying lottery tickets, stocking a bitch way out of her league, just a terrible obsessive compulsive disorder that should make you feel bad for me, that should make you want to click the links 5 times each, that should make you want to send me 100,000 dollars each, there’s gotta be at least one rich person out there with nothing better to do than to hook a motherfucker up, come on homie, we can go buy hookers together and stick things in their butts, with your money, we can achieve greatness!

Here are some stepLINKS!

Vanessa Hudgens Launches her Fitness Apparel Collection for Kate Hudson’s brand
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Britney Spears Flashes her Nipples in her Latest Instagram video
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Claire Hogle is the Golf Influencer!
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Brie Larson Shows Some Leg
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Storm Reid Nip Slip in Milan
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Kristen Stewart for Chanel’s New Movie
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Paige Spiranac’s Drops a Bikini Pic for her 2023 Calendar!
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11 Things Uninformed People Say
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Julia Fox in a Leather bikini
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Iris Apatow is the Face and Body of Calvin
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Kesha’s Top Fails Her and it’s a Win for the Audience
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Aria Hutchinson channels her Brother, Lions rookie Aidan at Miss USA Pageant!
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Antonio Brown Hints He’s Down with the NFL
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Irina Shayk Does her Best Jerry Hall
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Victoria Justice Does a Workout
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Poker Scandal Instagram Model’s Bikini Pics
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Animals Get a Taste of Freedom
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American Heckler VS Australian Comedian
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If Virtual Reality was Honest
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Cool Music Video for a Song called ADIOS
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Elsa Hosk Gets Glam
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Stella Hudgens in her Bikini Top
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Aaron Judge’s Baseball is Caught by Hot Sports Reporter’s Husband – Check Her Out!
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Scenes from Avatar without CGI
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Karen with Zombie Voices
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Why Tomato is Pronounced Differently Everywhere
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Cat Steals Great Dane’s Bed
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Sports Players Breaking limits
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Goat Loves Riding on his Friend
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Alysha Newman Canadian Pole Vaulter!
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Emilia McCarthy in Bikini for Swimista Magazine
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Naomi Watts on latenight in a Red Dress
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Jennie Kim in Tight Dress
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Ashley Benson on the Streets
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January Jones in a Photoshoot
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Shailene Woodley Long LEg
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Poppy Delevingne ina Tight Shirt
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Samara Weaving at a Fashion Show
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Hailey Beiber Cleavage in Detroit
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Ana De Armas is Hot at the Fashion Show
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Alison Brie Pumping Gas in Shorts
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Charlize Theron in a Black Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio after the Workout
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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What Kind of Toy is This?
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Twin Peaks
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Oh My God – TItty Drop
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Sunning her Pussy
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Creating Wetness
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19 People Having a shit day
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Twerking for the Handicapped
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Strip Girl on the Beach
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MILF Has the Super Tits
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A Night of Public Fuck
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Babe Trying on Bikinis
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Outdoor Pussy Play
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Hanna Orio is a Big Boob Topless model
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Best Rickshaw
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Touching Herself!
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Scumbag of the Week
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Gamer Nerds Miss the Naked Chick
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Pussy Selfie!
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Pornstar Jasmine Jae Flashing Tit
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Standing Piss!
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Kay Couture’s Nude Big Tits
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Hook in the Ass
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Dalene Curts Nude Posing
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Hitachi Wand Doing Magic!
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Lindsey Pelas Big Tits
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Pool Party Gangbang
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Squirts Up
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Rosa’s Boob Model
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California Babe Cumshot Compilation
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Dildo Riding
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Banana Fucker
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Standing Orgasm
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Tinder Fucks
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Dildo at the Gym
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Brunette Fuck
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Working the Suction Dildo
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2022

05

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Side Tit in a Dress of the Day

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Disney Kid Vanessa Hudgens who got dumped by Gay Elvis and figured out how to whore herself on instagram at the top of the pandemic, finding big instagram success from her large instagram following, launching brands, doing brand deals, now working with Kate Hudson’s scamming direct to consumer brand that you know white girls get fucking WET for, dripping through their ATHLEISURE, the most suburban name for a pair of leggings, that you know fat chicks who don’t do athletics wear, so they can happily fall into the leisure category!

I don’t care about celebs pushing product on people who don’t need those products because it won’t make them any less empty, or any more happy, if anything, it will just put them in debt as they try to keep up!

It’s actually totally fucking irresponsible of these people, but they don’t are about you, they care about themselves, which is why they push the agenda of those who own them!

Trash, fake, owned and bought or not, I’ll still look at the side tit, I have nothing better to do!

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2022

05

Oct

Jordyn Jones in the Kitchen of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is Kalamazoo Michigan’s most important inbred, fetal alcohol baby, probably destined to be a fentanyl or meth addict in a trailer park turning tricks, but she looked destiny in the face and said “i can whore better than trailer park dick sucks” and thanks to her mom selling her to Hollywood at a young age, that’s what she’s doing!

Apparently she’s a professionally trained dancer from dance reality shows, she’s also rumored to be a popstar who makes shitty music that probably never hit all that big, but withher 8 million followers, she’s figured out they’re perverts who will pay to see her in her underwear, so she’s been having a go at that!

It’s one of those situations where they’d take the nudes for free because they like seeing themselves be whores, but realizing it can pay really well, far better than legitimate work as a dancer, or influencer, or even a popstar, since society is just that HUNGRY or THIRSTY for nudes, it’s probably hard to give up on the revenue stream so the panty pics, the half nakedness, the round dance as keeps on coming, so you can, it’s pretty noble work, important work, and the good news in this is that THEY all keep leveling up when earnings flatter so there will be a time you see DICK in this ass, not today, not next week, but she’s still young, it will happen!

She’s in the kitchen, knowing the traditional gender roles work for content and for life, we as men like seeing half naked bitches in the kitchen, MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH WOMAN, even if cooking in panties is likely not approved by the health inspector, any self respecting man would say “ALMOST THERE, GET NAKED, DRIP IN MY MEAL, PLEASE GIVE ME e-coli, I’m into it!”

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2022

05

Oct

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit Motherfuckers, it is the not so secret way to live a better, higher energy, more fun, life!

If there’s one thing you can do for yourself or for your woman, assuming you have a woman, which I don’t since you’re not fit, it’s get to the fucking gym and start lifting heavy things!

A stronger you is a better you, and getting your woman stronger and fitter will make her hotter until realizing she’s too hot for you, leaving you for a gym guy or trainer, to live their best high energy fucking life, while you sit and cry thinking how you should have never encouraged her to take care of herself, to lose that weight, to feel great, to fuck better men than you, and now you are all alone!

But that’s not the point, the point is if there’s one thing that you can do for yourself, it’s fitness, and using fit chicks as motivator even if you find the masculine, not realizing they can grind your dick off hard and fast and there’s nothing gay about that, unless you start letting them peg you, which you probably would!

The point is, fitness is good to stare at in a fat fucking world of slobs!

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2022

05

Oct

Madison Beer Drinks Beer in the Hot Tub of the Day

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I don’t know when these were taken, but it is pop star Madison Beer titty in a bikini drinking a beer because her last name is beer, so what the fuck else is she to do with her tits when in a bikini, drink water, or wine, or something that isn’t her last name, wouldn’t that go against the narcissism she needs to be the slf promoting, youtuber her mom helped whore out when she was underage, probably by using her tits, but I’ve never seen the archive, I just know how people get when they get an inch of attention on yourself and you get the taste of fame and fortune in your young whore mouth!

It is amazing what people do for fame and fortune, but yeah, this one and her tits are adult now and it worked out nicely for her, rich from Youtube, Richer from Instagram, and richest from getting a record deal by deep pocket companies who wanted to reach her established audience, since self-starting works, unless they just gamed us and launched her as a young talent and her whole origin story fake, totally possible, but we already know too much about her, when we are supposed to only be here for the tits! I hate when I go off course!

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2022

05

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I know some of you wear women’s panties, you probably don’t identify as a tranny necessarily, but you may have a little tranny in your heart, because you like feeling pretty, but there are seemingly a lot of trannies on the internet, maybe it’s just the algorithm, but it’s enough cause for concern for the hetero men to insist on seeing the vagina to make sure it is not just an inverted penis, and I think the women out there who believe in womanhood, are indirectly threatened by men being better women than they are, since the media is telling them that they are, so they are forced to do the only thing they know how and that’s shove the panties or pants up inside them to prove to you they are legit womb carrying citizens, or maybe they just like showing off their pussies, which as it turns out, is something I am into seeing! The more pussy, the merrier for all involved, especially at the grocery store or other public places that traditionally didn’t come with a free pussy show!

I endorse the cameltoe as a trend, as a way of life, as a political statement, as something to jerk off to, and if I was a braver man, I’d give pussy wedgies to all women I encounter, once they get past a creepy stranger pulling their pants in their cunt, I think they’d enjoy it! That’s the kinds of GIVING person I am!

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2022

05

Oct

Nicola Peltz Beckham Slutty Wife of the Day

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Nicola Peltz Beckham is the billionaire, or daughter of the billionaire who owned Dr Pepper and a bunch of other big brands at various points in her life, so you know she’s a coddled, entitled twat who has never really faced any challenges in life that build character, but is probably still a pain in the ass whiner, as all girls are, especially the rich ones!

She married Posh Spice’s son this year in some rich person event that the media pretended to care about, but that you know no one actually cared about, they are both unimpressive people born into the right family, hence their existence!

You could argue that Peltz is hot or a respectable actress thanks to being in Transformers, a movie we’ll assume her dad either bankrolled or that Michael Bay wanted suck up to her dad in efforts of getting money out of her dad, you know it’s an insular world, a small club that we aren’t part of!

Anyway, in being a young hot rich entitled connected spoiled couple, she put up this picture of her leg up in the air with her husband behind her, you know since they waited until marriage before getting their fuck on, they now have all kinds of fuck to give, or to imply that they do, in trying to be hot or interesting on instagram!

The bad news is that the blonde is now dark haired and less hot, but the actual bad nws is despite the short dress, there’s no labia being spread in the picture, I mean we know it’s being spread, but we just can’t see the spread, and that’s some flaky ass vagina behavior, not only because of rash and yeast infection from over-use, but because it’s making us wait the fuck around!

Do better Nicola Peltz, so we can Peltz Our Smeltz to you, not because we want to, or because I know what PELTZ YOUR SMELTZ means, but because it’s something to do in these boring ass times!

Posted in:Nicola Peltz

2022

05

Oct

Lily James is Hotter as Pam Anderson of the Day

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I only discovered Lily James when watching the Pam and Tommy bullshit series on Disney+ up here in Canada, because you can’t have a family friendly story about a honeymoon sex tape, with prosthetic dicks and all, unless it lives on an app full of movies marketed to children, in efforts to control their minds and shape them for their future whore selves!

I figured that I was a purveyor or at least a pervert in the early 2000s sex tape world, too late to the game for the Pam tape, but I did jerk off to it in the 90s when I got my hands on a copy, it was a big deal and I didn’t really do it because I thought Pam or Tommy were amazing, interesting, like some kind of fan, porn wasn’t readily available so it was better than jerking off to music videos or figure skating!

Anyway, I have made money off sex tapes, from Kim K to Farrah Abraham to everyone in between, which is probably why I should have built OnlyFans early on, knowing there was a market for celebs fucking or being whores, but also a market for thirsty fans to pull out credit cards, I’m just too lazy and figured it wouldn’t have been as easy as it was, I always give whores too much credit and assume they won’t jump for money as easily as they do!

The point is, Pam and Tommy as a couple sucked, as a sex tape sucked, as a revisionist historical tv series sucked, but Lily James, who I never heard of before that series, all done up in Pam Prosthetics, big tits like the SHOP teacher and all was hot!

She was this fit little thing who you’d want to watch in a sex tape!

Unfortunately, I googled her after the fact and saw what she really looked like, I mean she’s alright, but far hotter as Pam, meaning her as Lily James, even if it’s better than most, is a shitty version of what she could be!

Shoulda never done that role girl, TARNISHED forever, PEAKED and never as hot as she was in that!

TRAGIC!

Posted in:Lily James

2022

05

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I may not be a weed smoker, or a member of the weed community, and I may have found stoners annoying in the past, with their dopey surf inspired head injury approach to life, and I may have found Head Shops disgusting and their hippie chicks with their hairy armpits a little fucking over the top because it was the 90s, BUT that does not mean I don’t see the power of the plant!

I believe in holistic medicine, that everything you need is here on earth and that the pharma industry just stand between you and that information, so they can get fucking paid!

I believe weeed is a miracle plant that can save fucking lives, can solve all kinds of problems, but I still find it weird seeing girls using weed as a prop, in a bragging like they are so cool or alt, or edgy, or wild, since smoking weed is basically legal everywhere and more importantly, smoking weed barely fucks you up, it’s some entry level shit, why you so excited about it!

The good news is any excuse to get naked or half naked works for me, even if it requires being stoned and LETTING everyone know you only did it cuz you’re stoned in the event you one day want to go into politics and this moment of nudity bites you in the ass!

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2022

05

Oct

Stefania Ferrairo Does Lesbian Shit of the Day

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I’ve written about this Stefania Ferrario Rocher chick a few times because she gets naked on the internet, which is something that I endorse and support, we need it to motivate us from not killing ourselves, so in a lot of ways she’s a hero amongst many heroes, since 90 percent of girls get naked on the internet, it’s nothing special, yet dudes still pay up for the asshole pics, idiots!

She was packaged as some burlesque, glamour model, plus sized model, fat chick, who is probably pretty big but not offensively fat, so her posturing that plus sized shit is just clickbait, and angle, and even if she is a fat chick, being a fat chick who strips down isn’t empowering or amazing, it’s over eating, bad lifestyle choices, get it together woman!

Well, apparently she does lesbian shit as part of her “ART” with some chick named V-gan Booty who has a bio that reads “If you’re not vegan, you are an animal abuser” – because she doesn’t understand helath ad wellness, or the natural FOOD CHAIN, idiot!

This is the content they released, that I’ll steal because I hate them, it’s all LGBTQ or perversion, or anything for attention like two college girls at a frat party making out for the boys, before they were political and annoying about just being experimental sluts!

WOKE IS A JOKE!

I assume this is for profit, so I’ll get a take down notice, but in the meantime celebrate the union of two attention seekers you’ve never heard of getting paid and leveling up by collaborating PUSSY first!

SO brave, so empowering, so strong!

I’d like street whores who weathered storms, lived under bridges, escaped homeless men and serial killers get the same support for their prostitution, instead of us just being disgusted by them, cuz this ONLYFANS shit is tame, for the weak victim generation who whore but don’t really grasp WHORING!

Posted in:Stefania Ferreira