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2022

16

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Print of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is an enigma that makes no fucking sense to me because she’s old as fuck, yet here I am looking at her bikini jacked up her cunt like a college girl who read that cameltoe was the new cleavage, which clearly it is according to all the pussy I see through pants when I leaave the house, don’t believe me, stop by tomorrow for PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY.

I don’t know if Beckinsale did some weird sacrifice to the overlords for endless hotness, or if she is working her ass off to maintain the hot young looking for an old lady body.

I don’t know if this is what happens when you’re rich and barely work, plenty of time to sleep…

I don’t know if the Underworld movie she is best known for came with some weird occult recipes for eternal youth, it was about vampires and for all we know, vampires could be real..just eating the blood of children for the youthful blood, or maybe it’s just all the young guys she fucks and lets cum in her since she’s too old to get pregnant, I just know it’s weird……

Just not weird enough for me to not stare at her cunt that she’s basically put on display like she’s virtually sitting on our faces like we were Pete Davidson……but thinking that Pete Davidson’s dick has filled this cunt I am staring at, ALMOST makes it less tasty looking, but luckily, I can eat pussy without thinking about the dicks that have been in it, or the residual taste of said dicks, I’ve spent years fucking whores and I know at my budget levels they don’t shower between john’s, so we make do, that’s what we do, we make do,..

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2022

16

Aug

Dua Lipa Watermelon Tajin Titties of the Day

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Dua Lipa is culturally appropriating her Watermelon by adding Tajin spice on it, this is the kind of thing that would get you cancel at colleges around America, like when the white staffed cafeteria makes Butter Chicken, PROTESTS HAPPEN.

The Kosovo refugee turned biggest pop star of the times, thanks to youtube and tiktok so you know her celebrity is legitimate and her music is of top quality, just using a Mexican Condiment with her tits out like she can’t get cancelled, because she can’t get cancelled…she’s too big…….and not even a transgender, because these outraged idiots of the internet are selective in their targeting, if they like the celebrity, the celebrity can do and saw whatever they want, if they don’t like the celebrity, they can’t jerk off on the phone when talking to other comedians on the phone, like a normal person…….or worse……misgender someone.

Everyone’s dumb, but I’m here for the tits, trying to make sense of it is a waste of fucking time.

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2022

16

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I guess you could argue that some of the girls out there with tiny tits don’t have hot tiny tits, they are emaciated freaks who either starve themselves to death, are vegans, or are suffering some auto-immune diseases from COVID shots or they have AIDS and/or Cancer……but at least they are skinny…and skinny is important in a world where being fit means you’re a minority. They are trying to kill us.

In my unofficial role as Itty Bitty Titty Ambassador, it’s self proclaimed, which is apparently a solid diagnosis for any ailments from what gender you are, what kind of sex you like, whether you are on the spectrum, what your pronouns are, what mental health issues they have, and what chronic illnesses they have, it’s all NARCISSISM, it’s all crazy……so why shouldn’t I be everything I say I am like it’s my TWITTER bio, only I don’t have twitter, BIG TECH banned me..

But yeah, this is my support for TINY TITS, to encourage hot natural tiny tits and the hot bodies they are attached to, to not get ravaged by either getting the chop and turned into a weird version of a self proclaimed dude despite the vagiana, or getting ravaged by fake tits implants that make them a bimbo, because Tiny Tit Lives Matter, and here’s some tight body tiny tit girls and a few les hot tiny tits, all to say – Tiny Tits are Hot cuz they are tits.

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2022

16

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Bikini of the Day

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I would have to go through the archives to see if I ever found Jennifer Aniston hot, because there was a time when her nipples were huge and hard on prime time TV when porn was harder to access, so was my appreciation for her signature nips a product of her having great tits that I wanted, or just a product of not having access to as many tits as I do now, so that they were far superior to the average nip. I guess that’d be hard to figure out, but as a fan of tits, I’ll give her the win on this one, because they were great tits with hard nips, just made better due to lack of inventory, you know supply and demand, basic economics….

There was also a time when she forfeited the whole breed thing to focus on her career and to do that whole thing, where she got cast in movies that showcased her fit body that she had been maintaining instead of finding fulfillment in having a family, she chose working out……

Off the top of mind there was the Jason Sudeikis movie she was a stripper in and there was the Adam Sandler movie she was a dental hygenist in a bikini, both good moments for her body, while her face remained the same whatever.

Now that she’s old in menopause, still hitting the gym, she’s kidn the boxy body of a transgender dude on estrogen, boxy, broad shoulder with an ass narrower than her shoulders, but compared to other old bitches who aren’t worth 100 million dollars from being an important shitty actor, she’s likely a 10, but a 10 in old timers is about a 1 in younger hot chicks, so it’s nothing to get stoked on, but it happened and here it is.

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2022

16

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I haven’t really had the opportunity to see a pair of tight pants in public slowly pull down their tight pants while humping an inanimate object, but that’s what the tight pant wearing girls do when they get home in their tight pants after having dudes stare at their asses pretty much all fucking day, like the exhibitionists who like being stared at that they are, it’s a narcissistic generation that like being watched by their fans…

I do think the tight pants that I see on a daily basis should take a cue from their online selves, by doing more theatrical performances around their tight pants.

So after a day of rocking tight pants, their pussy hugged tightly all day, while being turned on by creepers looking at them, they start humping inanimate objects in the grocery store, or wherever you do your tight pant creeping, because just seeing ass and pussy is too basic…….I mean Lululemon launched in the early 2000s, ass and pussy in tight pants is great, but level up this shit like some of these girls are doing online…..in an era where online is more important than real life they’d be surprised that online behavior in real life will greatly improve real life..at least when it comes to tight pants..

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2022

16

Aug

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

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I saw these Demi Moore bikini pics trending in the mainstream tabloids like People Magazine or some shit, since they rely on the titty clickbait like a titty site like this, only they actually benefit from the titty clickbait, since they aren’t cancelled and never will be…….but I am……..

So you can post the same content of a bitch, who for the record is WAY too old to be in a bikini, no matter how hard she’s faking it with those tits and that body…….but I am a NSFW porn site and they are news.

I say “Imagine the smell on Ashton’s dick after fucking this zombie, never dying, corpse of a woman who is definitely rotting out, even if she doesn’t look it”..it’s the kind of smell that is so pungent that Kunis has it all over her face at all times, even all these years later. Demi Moore pussy smell lasts forever.

They say “Bold Demi Moore is fierce and confident in her bpun bikini, defying all the odds of aging” without mentioning the witch craft and sacrifices she mad to get here, including giving up or scarificing Rumer Willis’ good looks when she was in the womb in a “Please Devil Overlord, give me any good looks you were going to give Rumer, because I need it”… so long as she gets to look better….this narcissist is happy…….and can just blame Rumer’s look on her dad’s cocaine use..

The point is, Demi Moore is hotter now than she was at 18 in that Rio movie with Michael Caine, so that makes fucking zero fucking sense, so it is obviously demonic……so don’t look too close at this weirdness..it may come after your soul! This is how they bait you into the dark side..

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2022

16

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Summer may be ending but thanks to your virtual pathetic incel life, you can seek the endless summer like you were some pioneer of surfing, or some instagram model who needs to be where there is bikini weather all the time, otherwise it fucks up her content stream of being famous for being in bikini, all from the comfort of your own soiled in semen couch or chair you are sitting on, because your life is pretty sad, but it’s not like you try to improve it, and why would you, when you get better angles than you do in person from the shameless self promotion of these broads, where they’d just have you beat up if you were to beat off, even though your pant pocket, if they were posing like this in front of you.

I am a pervert from Canada where it is winder 99 percent of the year, I was raised in a more conservative time of not enough bikinis, so I have a swimwear fetish across the baord, the skimpier, not always the better, but I definitely can relate to all the people who have jerked off to people they know when they post their bikini pics to social media, which is really the only reason I think social media ever worked. We are all perverts, some better at it than others

Here’s that bikini round up!

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2022

16

Aug

Anne Heche’s Last Titty Flash of the Day

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I don’t know if you’ve seen the conspiracy theorists who have clearly been bamboozled by the algorithm into thinking there’s some satanic elite force of predators who want you dead, and every action that they do is to further push you into the oppressed slave class until you’re living in pods eating bugs. Those crazy conspiracy theorists…

Well, they are on a rampage about the Anne Heche video that’s going viral, where she’s being removed from the scene of the crash in a burn blanket, all wrapped up, just not enough for her to escape or try to escape before being put into the ambulance where she was later pronounced dead.

I know that it would be impossible for Hollywood to create a fake crash scene, or have fake fireman show up to the scene of an accident to remove the body, because Hollywood doesn’t have those kinds of resources to allocate to someone like Anne Heche who clearly DID NOT KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THINGS THEY DON’T WANT YOU KNOWING.

I mean don’t these conspiracy theorists understand science and that after her accident, she could have been near death, surged with adrenaline in a body and mind disconnect……chickens do run around with their heads cut off.

But to these conspiracy theorists, it’s about all the bad shit she saw being silenced, like when journalists investigating crazy things go missing or end up in car accidents, you know ACCIDENTS happen…..crazy conspiracy theorists and their theories…

Guess what, you can also walk from an accident, and drop dead 50 feet away from the accident, so let’s not jump to weird conclusions like she wasn’t brain dead when this happened.

Instead, let’s focus on what it actually is, her last topless moment caught on film, cuz I think she’s topless, her shirt was burned off, and it would be a disservice to not post it here, since toplessness is what we’re into…especially when it is still alive at the time of the toplessness!

RIP ANNE HECHE.

Posted in:Anne Heche

2022

16

Aug

THIRSTY GIRL and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Booty Workout

Deep Stretch

Extreme Fitness

Roller Coaster Titty

Beach Day

Hand Stand Girl

More Hand Stand Girls

Sexy Dancer

Dick Jokes

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

16

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Eating a big meal when you have hemorrhoids or ass cancer is probably like when a gay dude takes a huge cock, you know you won’t be able to sit for a week, but you do it anyway and for the most part it was fucking worth it.

The moral of the story, be like a gay dude taking big dick and not fearing the consequences of being blown out with temporary or permanent damage, including but not limited to Monkeypox and AIDS, all for some instant but fleeting gratification, because life isn’t about consequences of your actions, it’s about instant gratification regardless of the damage it does, because we are degenerates as a society that is collapsing! YAY!

Here are some Morning Links…

Christian McCaffrey and Olivia Culpo Cozy Up in The Water!
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Lizzo is Offensively Fat as Fuck
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Nude model Aleksandra in the Art Studio
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Big Foam RC Airplane
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Beautiful 60fps 4K Adaptation Of The Haunted House In The House Of Ghosts
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Low Flying Airplane
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Mike Tyson’s Most Brutal Knockouts Against Monsters!
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Baby Porcupine Eating A Peony On A Man’s Peony Farm Gets Caught!
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Mike Tyson seen in wheelchair at Miami Airport
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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