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2022

11

Aug

Dua Lipa’s Potential Pussy Slip on Stage of the Day

Is this a Dua Lipa pussy slip?

I guess she’d have to have a pussy to have a slip, and in this era, that is just not something we can confirm, they call them traps and it is likely they are sneaking one in on us through tiktok pop hits, you know to have a good laugh about it. I know, you’d think any trans at her level would mooch off the hype around being trans, but it’s more lucrative to keep up the inversion of truth, those who pay the bills, rely on that!

I mean they tell us shit music is good music and shit celebs are great celebs, why wouldn’t they pretend their shit music shit celeb is a girl when she’s a dude…right…

Speaking of trans, I keep getting sent trap porn links because I’m on a list, or because they are trying to get me into it, and I wonder if the guys with small dicks transition so that then become girls with big dicks, since girls don’t have dicks, making their nudes less embarrassing due to small dicks, even though most trans nudes have bigger dicks than you, but you’re not putting nudes online…if you know what I mean…

Like dick too small for porn, become a chick, and dick becomes huge for a chick basically overnight, all while being woke, with a marketing hook, and a stripe on the gay pride flag…or do they do it because they are actually chicks born in the wrong body…lol…….

So yeah, is this a Dua Lipa pussy slip?

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2022

11

Aug

Hailey Bieber Lingerie for Jesus of the Day

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Hailey Bieber is the very important daughter of the very important Steve Baldwin because she has an instagram account and that’s all you need to become a top model, who gets naked for money, or half naked with her tits pushed up like some kind of sex worker, but far fancier and not a sex worker because she’s married to the very important Bieber…

The two idiots pretend to be young Christians, doing god’s work half naked with her tits pushed up because the whole trying to get famous riding the Kardashian coattails because you think you are hot and important is obviously god’s work and when that did’t really workout for her, chase clout via her vagina with an actual celebrity but make him marry you so that it is real and within the paramerters of what is appropriate for god, as you both continue to be worshipped by loser fans like false idols..half naked with her tits pushed up

Who fucking cares, we get to jerk off to Bieber’s wife is in her lingerie, which probably gets Bieber excited, so you jerking off to this, leads to him jerking off to you jerking off to this, likely making me feel like Usher would approve…

I am thinking is “isn’t she supposed to be a Christian”, but maybe half naked with her tits pushed up is to be Christian.

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2022

11

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Just think of all the parasites you can get eating all this ass, I mean enough parasites to make a gay guy full of parasites blush, since the asshole, which I consider the window to the soul, is a dirty shit filled place and people are relatively disgusting and never get de-wormed like a dog, so instead they just pass their parasites along, eventually having so many parasites that the parasites control what foods they eat, even how they feel, because the parasites want to survive man, they want to THRIVE and they need a host body to do that.

LOTS of fucking parasites…….

The reason I call the asshole the window to the soul is simple, I’ve said it before but when sexting a girl, getting the asshole and pussy shot from behind is the coveted, YOU HAVE SEEN IT ALL, now get her to stick things in her ass, like you’re a masterful director creating art, they call you HITCHCOCK, because you know what you want to see out of these girls who for some reason are rooked into your charming words, so much that they send you the nudes they took for other dudes, cuz you aren’t directed shit, you’re cock is basically HITCHHIKING through the sex, YOU AIN’T GOT A CAR OF YOUR OWN, but you can still call yourself HITCHCOCK…..it applies.

The thong, a useless panty, since you can just not wear panties to avoid the visible panty line……but effective in letting us see all the asshole they barely cover while pretending to be a panty……and here’s a bunch of em!

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2022

11

Aug

Denise Richards Geriatric Sponge Bath of the Day

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Dude, creepy old ladies who are trying to fake that they are still hot using modern tech, like filters, angles, and other manipulative tactics, in efforts to get their core fanbase of serious fucking losers who don’t know how to move on with their life, to throw some money at them in hopes of seeing what they fell in love with 3 decades ago, too retarded to be disappointed, maybe even delusional enough to think if they show their support to Denise Richards, she’ll WILD THINGS them, if she takes time away from WILD THINGS-ing her daughter, who she produces OnlyFans Content with because they are fucking perverted, fucked up, demented, hollywood trash that may have AIDS since her ex husband has AIDS, because Hollywood is a vile place but girls like Denise Richards flocked to it, to get banged out in it, and this is the end result..the last HURRAH, the last cash grab, get it when you can……..despite being a 50 year old sexting in the worst way, because 50 year olds don’t get it, no matter how experienced they are at sex work.

What happened to sweaters, baking cookies, doing normal grandma shit at grandma ages. It weirds me out…but not enough to not cheer her on to keep on going deeper down this money grubbing rabbit hole, that once they get a taste of, they go more and more hardcore, so just how hardcore Denise Richards go, we don’t know, but I’m thinking in a year from now, there will be toys in ass, but I am not subscribing to find out, save that for the other pathetic losers who can’t give up on the past, this losers fine just updating a blog like it was 2004.

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2022

11

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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“Hey Ladies, looks like you dropped something”……..was an old tactic I’d use to look up skirts or to check out ass growing up, but according to the internet, dudes into ass are just closet case homos, as the ass is the gateway to that heathen ass sex, so when a hot ass is worshipped, it’s one step closer to MonkeyPox.

So in this case, it’s not manipulative strategies to use against simple minded, gullible women, who know you’re just trying to see up their skirt, and like it. You know, it was a simpler time.

Today, the drops are with their tits, in a gameshow kind of way, that doesn’t require any dudes thirstily or pathetically begging, because it’s a trending thing girls do to get noticed, what else are they to do with their big tits, so other girls doing it, give them the FOMO they need to get the thrill of flashing tit like it’s Mardi Gras every day of the week.

Clearly, toxic masculinity, misogyny and all that good stuff will get blamed, feminism in the form of the bravery of showing your tits, cuz that’s what you want to do as a powerful woman will be praised, and ultimately, we’re all the winners cuz we get to see SO many tits flashed in such a fun way.

Titty drops are great! Keep em coming!

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2022

11

Aug

Girls Who Fart, The Latest TikTok Craze of the Day

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You’re not living unless you’re live-streaming, you don’t exist unless you over share every second of your insignificant life for less significant or more insignificant losers to watch……because they are so empty and you are so empty, but at least you’re the empty one being watched, so you can pretend there is a purpose to your life, as you find whatever lame viral trend, humiliating act, to get a viral clip, or to maintain viral appal….. this everyone is a 24 hour tv show is fuckin repulsive. Makes me sick, like girls who fart, a new and vile oversharing tiktok trend for those chasing fame, virality, who knows, it’s weird.

Sure, it’s nothing new, girls have been farting since the dawn of time, it’s a human bodily function and we all have fucked up diets from eating all the poison they feed us. Farting has been a fetish, as it is a human bodily function and dudes are weird, just never MY fetish because I pretend the asshole is for eating and fucking, not for shitting and fartin’. What’s weird about this is that the girls participating are NORMIES. They’ve normalized doing whatever it takes to get seen and that’s fucking wild to me!

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2022

11

Aug

Carmen Electra’s Basketballs of the Day

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I’m pretty sure I’ve already posted about how Carmen Electra has made the cash grab decision in her old age to sell shitty nudes to the fans who are still around, since they are still around, they’re likely very keen on her, and basically putty in her hand that she can convert to her nude subscription model website.

All the old timers who built their careers up as women to jerk off to, most of whom we’ve already seen naked, but don’t really care to see them naked now that they are 50, but apparently a bunch of people do.

It’s pretty lazy and pathetic times really, especially when you see the dog shit pictures these people put together all half assed pretending it’s some hot and compelling content to suck in the money to make it a cash grab, because I guess if it required work, talent, skill, effort, it would make the million dollars a month far less desirable, but the joke is that they can do dog shit like this, pass it off as a nude and the fans so pathetic they come in for more.

I don’t hate Carmen Electra, I don’t eve think she’s ugly, I just got her nudes from the 90s, and they’ll do, I don’t need to watch the humiliation process of her aging out but holding on, even if it makes her serious hooker money….it’s NOT all about the money bro.

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2022

11

Aug

Emma Roberts at the Titty Farm Ready to Be Milked of the Day

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She is a new enough mom, she may still lactate, exciting for all your body builders and preppers out there who see tit milk as the sustenance you need to get the proper swoll on in the gym, or to have access to nutrients without having to lug around a cow, while being forced to suck said tit to get that sustenance, we do TITTY MILK mondays around here, so we’re all too familiar with you weirdos into titty doing what they were designed to do……no, not get cummed on……produce MILK, you freaks.

Anyway, Emma Roberts has been one of my celeb favorites, so her tits at the farm, whether with milk or not, could use a milking, and if only I was a migrant farm hand I always wanted to be, you know to be there to offer my tit sucking skills, they’d call me “automated teet sucker in human form” and the rash I’d leave behind probably far less gross than that of the industrial farming machinery they use in these modern times….as they target farmers as the enemy, try to bribe them to destroy crop or sell, because he who controls the food CONTROLS the world.

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2022

11

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines were never really a fetish of mine coming up, but I did think they were pretty funny in the way they reflected under the black light at the stripclub, almost like a CSI Miami episode where Horatio Crane was looking for cum….

I’ve been around trashy girls, in a city that had Tanning Salons on every corner, like they have massage parlors on every corner, even the small peripheral towns had tanning salons, even those that had nothing else…you’d drive through, see a corner store, we call the Deps, not bodegas like you New York fucks, but yeah, there’d be a Dep and a Tanning salon, so I’ve seen my share of tanlines……

Tanlines have slowly become a fetish, assuming they are from the actual sun and not some chemical spray, which you can’t assume, since it’s mainly from a chemical spray, as people have decided the sun is cancer causing, but chemicals that stain your skin are DOPE.

So yeah, they’ve become a fetish because I’m like “what, you go outside, that’s so edgy, daring, and exciting of you!” I mean not a sloth bitch on a couch ordering food while counting their likes to make sure that instagram isn’t short changing them, you know focus on the important shit.

While I like girls who get outside, hence my love for tanlines before they become leathery monsters.