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2022

11

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was talking to my only friend Stefan about the old fashioned stripclub buffet, which I doubt is a thing post COVID, since Starbucks doesn’t even let you pour your own cream and sugar in these parts, due to COVID……

But yeah, I miss the strip club buffet, the watching pussy dance, while eating some free greasy ass food, all for the 2 dollar cover charge, during happy hour when beer was like 10 dollars for 2 pitchers….I’d get there for lunch and I’d leave there at 2 in the morning, just 10 hours of tits in my face, being fed too well and getting pretty fucking wasted, all for under 50 dollars between 2-3 people.

I guess, the internet has killed customer service and good fucking times, but you’d think this slutty era of girls who don’t seem to think Anal Sex existed before they started producing it for OnlyFans, would be into the stripclub buffet experience, but I guess they are all too lazy to leave the house or the screen…

This is an rra where everyone is into the exact same thing, and it’s all pretty slutty, but the victims in all this are the perverts who rememeber when we had to hunt, gather, and go to stripclubs for sluts, which was actually a more fulfilling and meaningful time, where memories were created instead of just scrolling more reandom clickbait pussy…..

I guess I’m a romantic, here are some stepLINKS in the morning/afternoon, I wake up at 1 pm, I’m a degenerate, fuck you.

Victoria Justice Dances
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Tom Brady is Absent Over Personal Reasons
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Willem Dafoe Deep Fake as Ace Ventura
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Chinese Balancing Artist
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Maddie Ziegler Talks Dance and Eats Sushi in the Bathroom with Hailey Bieber!
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini!
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Kristen Cavallari Deadlifts 185 lbs
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People Having a Shit Day
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Guitar Playing Robot Freaks Me Out
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Peta wants Joe Namath’s Mink Coat
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First Look at Johnny Depp as Louis XV
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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2022

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know you’re probably picking up dick at the monkey pox vaccination clinic or rekindling old flames from the gay bath house who railed you unprotected cuz you’re on prep at the bathhouse at the monkey pox vaccination clinic…….but I am over here mapping out ways to be a real rebel in this weak, sad, lonely, pathetic, manipulated existence we have……..

Be a rebel – start a family or donate sperm to populate the earth with your far superior sperm to the NPCs….

Look at this girl’s opinion on Feminism – EXACTLY –

Feminism is a scam pic.twitter.com/7KsauiixmF

— Brittany Martinez (@BritMartinez) August 10, 2022

Be a rebel – move out of the city to get out away from all these freaky fucks…….

Be a rebel – grow your own food because making your own food means you don’t depned on the traditional industrial food channels…..now that farmers are their number one enemy, BECOME one…..

Be a rebel, unplug from that bullshit hive mind, those parasites don’t want you dead, but they want you weak, fat, lonely, depleted, barely human, struggling…..

Or just fuck dudes, even though you’re straight, to show your solidarity to the woke agenda that is destroying lives and a fucking species with bullshit…….as if you were ever straight……

Here are some stepLINKS

Sofia Vergara is Back to Judging
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Bri Teresi Makes Golf Great!
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Brie Larson’s Doing a Hot Stretch
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5 Of The Best Gadgets Under $100 on Amazon!
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Rosie Huntington is in a Swimsuit
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The Armie Hammer Doc Looks Wild
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11 Momeents Caught By Tourists
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Halsey at Nintendo World in Japan
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Lindsey Pelas Brings the Flames!
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Angela Yee is Leaving the Breakfast Club
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Aweesome Glider Landing
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Hot Model Debbie St Pierre in Miami
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Carmella Rose Wears See Through Lingerie to Introduce us to Her Pussy!
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Your Latest Emmy Host
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Angry Oil in a Blanket
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Cami Mendes in “Do Revenge”
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Hot Nude Model
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Legend Gene LeBell has Died
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GoPro Dropped Down a Pipe
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Michael Jordan’s 1998 NBA Finals Jersey is Going Up for Auction!
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Faith Schroder Side Boob!
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Lili Reinhart Does the Dew
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5 Of The Best Gadgets Under $100 on Amazon!
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Fitness Gear
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Selena Gomez Bending Over
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Sharna Burgess Legs
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Rosie Huntington Bikinis
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Lili Reinhart at the Airport
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Nathalie Emmauel in a Hot Dress
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Khloe Kardashian at Dinner
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Jenetter McCurdy in Fuck Me Boots
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Katy Perry Titty Gown
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Emmy Rossum in a Green Dress
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Drew Barrymore in NYC
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Kesha’s Square Tits in a Sheer Dress
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Lili Reinhart on the Tonight Show
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Aubrey Plaza Being Hot
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Katie Holmes on the Streets
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Celebs Naked in the Movies
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Lambo Fucker
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Hot Flat Tummy Girls
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Toy Story
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Kazumis Life at Home
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Peeing on the butthole
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This Girl is Going to Hell
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Heavy Tits
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Always be Prepared
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Hot Pyjama Removal
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Fight Night
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Stepsisters
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Showing the Pink
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Brittany Binger Hot Nude Model
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Tight Dresses
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Dildo Rider
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Misfit Memes
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Hot Big Tits Getting Fucked
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Eye Exam Pussy
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Thalia Paris Hot Nude Model
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Bush Dance
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Natural Tits
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Amateur Sex
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Riding the Toy
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Tit SLips
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Award Winning Pussy Wedgie
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Anal Sex Time
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Showing off the Big CLit
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Bus Fuck
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Car Sex
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Loving Couple
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27 People Having a Shit Day
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Caught Masturbating
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Under the Summer Dress
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2022

10

Aug

Jordyn Jones Nip Slip of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a fat ass child dance reality show star who has migrated to sex work because the money is too good bro.

Some of these only fans girls, who I would never subscribe to thanks to free porn, or stepsmut barely show anything, don’t invite you into their room to watch them fuck, but instead do Instagram content while some admin from fiver does the sexting for them, and still make up to a million dollars a month, or more….imagine nudes they would post for free or send to dudes on tinder for free making them life changing money every fucking month, you gotta be envious of the onlyfans dude who gets his 20
Percent off the backs of these girls, it’s crazy.

But crazier because normies you’d never expect to sell themselves are flocking to the platform to get there money train too. Monetizing instagram with brands is too hard, when 100k dudes will pay your 20
Bucks a month.

So Jordyn Jones, a white trash, Michigan child sold to a reality show as a kid, is really doing the only real option, because this is a society of sex workers, which is recession proof, so start selling pics of your asshole to the monkey pox crowd, use Jordyn’s barely a nip for inspiration.

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2022

10

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know if workout girls have higher sex drives or wetter pussies than fat girls, because fat girls can be pretty fucking greasy and horny, plus the whole healthier the girl is, the more likely she is to get knocked up and want to keep it, you know, not all too fat, too barren, too lazy to raise a kid because getting off the couch is hard enough, but I do know that workout girls are dramatically hotter, more energized, more of a vibe, less of a medical emergency, probably more fun and less Victimized and angry at the world for being fat, plus they can bounce on dick with more stamina, excitement and Vigor. CrossFit high intensity workout on this micro penis buried in my gunt, cuz I’m too fat and lazy to workout, so I have you do it for me, since fat on fat sex crimes don’t work, they break beds and souls and wills to live.

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2022

10

Aug

Madison Pettis Bikini Top of the Day

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Madison Pettis is soem child star who was probably exploited by her parents like she was Jeanette McCurdy, who just released a book about how happy she is her mom is dead, because her mom was a broke ghetto bitch who saw dollar signs in her daughter, and molested her in the process, you know child star shit…..when the casting happens and the money starts rolling in……the living vicariously through the daughter, owning the fame and spending the money comes quick…

I actually don’t know anything about Madison Pettis because I don’t fucking care about her origin story, I just know she was a Disney kid that Rihanna randomly, because everything in Hollywood is random, nothing is set up or staged in a way to manipulate the masses, or to control whatever agenda they are pusshing, she was clearly just some cast by Disney kid that Rihanna thought, “I should use her in my billion dollar lingerie brand to help put her more on the map cuz them titties are hot”….and who cares…….cuz them titties are hot and whether the system is rigged or not, really doesn’t make a fucking difference as to whether the titties are hot, since we’re here for the titties.

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2022

10

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am on the fence about the legalization of weed……maybe it’s just my weed hazed paranoia because as an alcoholic who likes polluting my body with anything I can, I always felt that weed was the equivalent of smoking salad, you know getting my greens, I’m not trying to make lame ass weird puns here, I mean it’s organic, grown anywhere, not processed, a fucking weed….so when you eat dog shit like me, any vegetation seems like a good health choice.

Then there’s the whole fights cancer, helps depression, helps A.D.D and all that shit, that I guss didnt’ work so well for weed advocate Olivia Newton John, but I guess she could have died decades ago if it wasn’t for the weed, who fucking knows.

I am on the fence about the weed legalization thing, because I don’t trust the whole lawmakers doing what is best for the people and can only assume it’s a vessel for them to poison people, but maybe I am underestimating their greed when they can corner the market and make all the weed money, right.

I guess, we’ll have to see how that pans out, as the President of your country is fighting for Russia to legalize weed with that Grinder dude, something we can only assume he’ll do at home and be forced to release all the weed criminals still in jail for weed here, hopefully into your neighborhood so you always have a PLUG.

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2022

10

Aug

Alyssa Lynch Tighty Whities of the Day

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Alyssa Lynch is some influencer or actress who ended up becoming an influencer since influencers are the real fucking stars out there, all fake as shit, with their face injections to match the filters they use, to help game us all into thinking they are hotter than they are, when they have no real marketable skill besides taking pics of themselves that dudes are into jerking off to, or that girls want to follow their lead on, and the whole thing is just some transactional, demonic addiction to money grubbing, overpaid idiots mess……….where as the whole acting thing is just some bullshit dream they have to get famous, but they can skip all that memorizing lines, the boring parts to get that audience……

I don’t know shit about Alyssa Lynch, but she’s in a pair of men’s underwear, which I’ve known dudes who have a fetish for that shit, which always seemed gay or pedo of them, but my theory is panties are panties and us perverts want to get in them, no matter how big or masculine, or Revenge of the Nerds in the 80s they are….and that applies to Alyssa Lynch as she navigates the getting famous in LA thing half naked and greased up like a pig at the fair…..

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2022

10

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If pants can’t double as a pussy hugging masturbation sex toy, then are they really pants at all?

I remember seeing some Claire Danes movie where she played a retard, which was pretty offensive in hindsight, you know since they didn’t hire a retard, and I don’t see any real difference in standing on the street corner with a helmet on, hitting two rocks together, drooling on yourself, with an erection as your arm smashes into your chest……and a Hollywood movie where the retard is endearing and the performance is called ACTING…….it’s all the fucking same offensive shit…

FORREST GUMP – I’m talking to you and your CHARADE parties with teen girls…….

But yeah, Claire Danes played a retard who made a machine to hug slaughter house cows about to be killed off to calm them down in the scary, probably terrifying meat processing plants, you know I eat meat, but I still think slaughter houses are fucking evil, since cows have souls and all.

So i can only assume all the pussy wedgies are the vagina equivalent, maybe scared or nervous out in public, nothing a pant pulled into your cunt can’t resolve……maybe nervous not being on social media while pretending to be an actual human……nothing a pant i cunt can’t fix.

All while giving me something to stare at, because leaving the house without seeing a scared vagina being consoled by a pair of tight pants, is fucking gay. Luckily, it NEVER happens. I see random pussy all day thanks to the pussy wedgie.

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2022

10

Aug

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipple of the Day

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In terms of hard nipples, there was a time when I could get off to a set of hard nipples alone. It was a simpler time, one of a homesteading prospector living in the disconnected world, with no cellular phone giving me ball cancer in my pocket to check in with my friends, where it was just me and my surroundings, my friends, not that I ever had friends, I’m not a likeable person, but you gt what I am saying…….porn wasn’t available at a click of a button on devices I had around the house, it was a magazine, a VHS, both you’d get way too much use out of, so that when you came across a set of hard nips in school, at work, on the bus, in the park, at a party….it was enough for you to get off….and as you know with hard nips, some girls are just prone to always having them, making them to go-to person to be around, to capture as much of the content you could, with your mind not your cinema grade quality camera on your phone giving you ball cancer in your pocket.

Elsa Hosk is top tier model pussy, even after having a baby sharted out of her twat, an her mom nips, probably no longer milk filled, but if they were I’d buy a gallon like I was a schizo lifter on twitter for the HGH……

She’s also in bikini and it’s pretty fucking wonderful.

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2022

10

Aug

Stella Maxwell Pussy Print of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the social climbing hipster model who I first saw in a Terry Richardson shoot where she had wonky ass hipster titties and looked like a straight up dude on estrogen, but for whatever reason, she decided to go full bimbo, land Victoria’s Secret, probably because she was being human trafficked, or involved in other suspicious behavior, hence her fetish for fucking famous chicks, you know like KRISTEN STEWART..and Bella Hadid and Miley Cyrus, there have been a bunch of normie industry girls rumored to have sat on this face.

She is in Ibiza on some yacht with Irina Shayk, who may be bankrolling the whole thing with her prostitution money, or her child support, but there’s always a rich dude behind yachts with models on it.

But child support, modeling and sucking dick for a dollar is basically same same. They are being fancy and luxurious in these times to just say “Fuck you, losers who aren’t as hot as us”.

Stella’s outfit hugs her pussy harder than an emotionally broken Kristen Stewart probably did, and that’s always fun to look at on PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY, but being a skinny model means the pussy isn’t fat enough to chew on like cud..or VISUALIZE yourself chewing on like cud…….do people visualize chewing cud when eating pussy. I assume it’s a thing.

Point of the story, lesbian fetish model is still looking hot, but I like tall skinny models who probably diddle Irina Shayk in a date rape setting while drunk in luxurious settings.