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2011

17

Jan

Julia Stegner Titties for Muse of the Day

Her name is Julia Stegner…She is a hot German 26 year old model who I’m down with and not because she likes being shit on like all German’s do….but because she’s willing to get naked for her craft cuz she knows if she doesn’t a thousand equally hot bitches will take her place and stomp out all the progress she’s made to date….and that works for me…

I always try to convince girls to get naked to advance their lives, careers and pretty much anything I can…unfortunately, I have no power so it never works out for me, so when I see others succeed at tricking these twats into nudity for money….I appreciate.

She’s been in the 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows and now here are her tits….

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2011

17

Jan

Autumn Reeser Ass and Tits in Big Bang of the Day

I don’t know what this movie is – but it looks like some serious shit…but I guess it’s not entirely shit….because Autumn Reeser is having a decent sex scene in it….I don’t have speakers, so I don’t know what she’s going off about as she fucks…but I do know that nothing says “the best sex of my life” like a bitch who gives annoying running commentAutumn Reeser
Autumn Reeser Ass and Tits in Big Bang of the Day

I don’t know what this movie is – but it looks like some serious shit…but I guess it’s not entirely shit….because Autumn Reeser is having a decent sex scene in it….I don’t have speakers, so I don’t know what she’s going off about as she fucks…but I do know that nothing says “the best sex of my life” like a bitch who gives annoying running commentary about bullshit I dont care about while I want to bust inside them but she’s got some great perlky tits….so I can ignore her bad career choices….and who knows…maybe this garbage is ok….I will just never see it…cuz I saw all I need to…

Here’s some other bitch naked named Sienna Guillory….

ary about bullshit I dont care about while I want to bust inside them but she’s got some great perlky tits….so I can ignore her bad career choices….and who knows…maybe this garbage is ok….I will just never see it…cuz I saw all I need to…

Here’s some other bitch naked named Sienna Guillory….

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2011

17

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures of the Day



I like Kate Beckinsale. I’m not one of those weird virgin losers who has 15 copies of Underworld strategically hidden around the house in the event the aliens take over the world…I just think she looks good.

It always amazes me that this woman is a mom….not a teen mom, or a young mom who made a bad decision at a young age in hopes to keep her boyfriend at the time, but a real life mom, she’s 37 years old…and that’s just crazy to me…maybe because I am used to people from the UK looking like they crawled out of a Chimney they were caught in for 50 years, in some industrial age sweatshop hustle…or maybe it’s an optical illusion cuz she’s wearing her daughter’s skirt bikini….making us think she can’t be a day over 10….but it really doesn’t matter….she’s in a bikini and you should be looking at it.


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2011

17

Jan

Hayden Panettiere Pasties of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hayden Pannettiere showing off some pasties cuz her shirt is see through and she doesn’t want to risk exposing her nipples…

This would have been the biggest story 3 years ago….Unfortunatly, Hayden Panettiere, isn’t underage anymore, she’s not on TV or in movies anymore, so she’s pretty much irrelevant and leaves us unable to see past her midget self….

When a bitch like this turns 18, a huge percentage of the people who were ridiculously into her lose interest cuz all they liked about her when masturbating was the risk of a statuatory rape charge…

I mean sure there are still a handful of socially awkward superhero loving comic book virgins who can’t let go of the idea of her…but they will always exist and apparently she will always exist as a fucking troll…

Here are the pasties pics…she shoulda showed nipples…

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2011

17

Jan

Aubrey O’Day Topless for Twitter of the Day

Aubrey O’Day brought her fat chick fake tits to twitter fo more twitter bottom feeding by trash who weren’t invited to the Golden Globes because they don’t matter…at least that’s what I can assume is going on in these pictures….but then again, hoping to get some attention for semi-naked pics while keeping a handful of her fans happy…who I assume may still exist even though I don’t understand why they would exist is kinda all she’s good for…and in my opinion, she’s not even that good at that…cuz she’s neglected to post some nipple…

Who cares….

What’s she famous for anyway? Having sex with Diddy once? I wish I could find someone to fuck that would make me a relevant person in American Society…but that’s just cuz I like fucking…

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2011

17

Jan

Adrianne Curry Naked Sushi for Attention of the Day

The darkest day in my TWITTER History was the day Adrianne Curry told me off for being a disgusting person…I don’t fully remember what she said about me before blocking me, but I do know that it was said between her crying for attention by posting controversial, exhibitionist style pictures hoping someone will notice her useless reality star married to a Brady for attention…and now she’s posting pictures of her doing naked sushi…something I’d be more into if the rankest fish at the table wasn’t her bottom feeding pussy…..and you gotta understand that I love all dirty, bottom feeding pussy, especially when it knows I exist….so I really despise this shit….

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2011

17

Jan

Cat Deeley in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Cat Deeley is but I do know that despite her tight little body, she’s got the head of a fucking champion and by champion I mean someone who has the biggest head in town and wins the big head competition at the county fair year after year…Why the long face Cat? Oh cuz you’re inbred…Those British, so weird with their inbred games…

The funniest thing in all this is that she’s supposed to be a fashion model, or ex fashion model, but all I see is the face of a boxer, or wife who was married to a boxer, who sustained face injuries for half a decade…It’s like her features were assembled crooked by some drunken genetics…and for some reason she’s on TV….

Leading me to assume you find her hot, cuz she’s half naked in a bikini….but as far as I’m concerned, she needs to be doing a hell of a lot more for me to be won over…


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2011

17

Jan

The Golden Globes Fucking Suck of the Day

I just woke up, because I watched the Golden Globes and tried to medicate fucking hard to forget them….Something just clicked with me as I listened to these idiots talk…and that was that they are really nothing but fucking idiots…the trash of the world for some reason on a fucking stage with millions of people watching like they mattered and I was reminded…that they really don’t…they just live in a world where everyone thinks they are special…when I think they are just totally uninteresting, if anything embarrassing…

I hate that people think these people are big deals and I know you’ll say I only have a site cuz of them, but reality is, I only talk about them cuz of laziness. They’re fucking everywhere…

The only thing good about the Golden Globes was Paul Giomatti won for Barney’s Version. Steve Buscemi won for Boardwalk Empire. That Michael Douglas wasn’t dead….I seen them in action and they are good….but for the most part, awards shows created by an industry to celebrate an industry is horse shit…

I guess here are the other good things about this Years Golden Globes, other than that they made me contemplate suicide….which is always loads of fun!

Maria Menounos’ Tits…

Eva Longoria’s Push Up Bra

Natalie Portman’s Maternity Wear

Some Bitch Named Sarah Hyland I never Heard of….

A reminder that Olvia Wilde’s Boring Dress cuz bitch thinks she’s the hottest thing in Hollywood….and she’s not…

Angelina Jolie Applying Lip Gloss….

The reminder the Golden Globes ar ea joke because Sofia Vergara was nominated…

Christina Aguilera’s Birthing Hips….

All of Halle Berry

Megan Fox Holding Onto her Sex Appeal by a THread by dressing like a hooker stripper trash….

Anne Hathaway booty poppin…

Emma Stone Freshness….

Christina Hendricks Hiding Her Tits to Show You How Ugly She Actually Is

January Jones tit….

The Most Important thing at the Golden Golbes was Precious…cuz she is shaped as a fucking globe….

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2011

17

Jan

Amy Winehouse Fake Tits Fall on Stage of the Day

I had a similar weekend to Amy Winehouse’s life….only with a lot less skinny leg, flat ass, big foot, bloated stomach like she was from Ethiopia and not fucking it, with hot fake tits to cover-up for a drug addiction, dancing like some kind of tranny in the gay clubs….but there was definitely dizziness, falling and drinking in my bathtub alone while crying, something I like to refer to as happiness, until my wife clogged the toilet next to me, makin’ her own muddy waters, and not the Muddy Watters this bitch channels everytime she sings her songs…

This video is amazing. I love Amy Winehouse. She keeps it real like she was Charlie Sheen…Not that I know what that means….but fucking hookers, pornstars and sluts while high on coke openly is pretty fucking awesome for someone from bullshit Hollywood…

Now back to Amy Winehouse…That’s what matters…

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2011

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

In the even you didn’t notice – the site was semi-hacked which is appropriate because I only get semi-erections that you wouldn’t know were semi- because they are so small – but that I know are semi cuz they tingle….but my site was possibly hacked and causing people problems – so I spent all day trying to fix it – even though I barely know how to send an email…I contemplated shutting down, but instead I drank it out…

It could be fixed, it probably isn’t. If you are a genius – feel free to email me….

I am lookin for a few things:

1- BBM people to send me sleazy pics via Blackberry – Add Me – 234f6524
2- Facebook Like on my Facebook Page

Here are a few more things I am looking for:

3- Nude pics of girls.
4- Vacation
5- Winning the lottery
6- A new pair of shoes
7 -maybe a haircut
8- Dance lessons so I can live out my dream as a ballerina
9- a tv to watch this free boxset of Hannah Montana I got sent to me a year or two ago….
10- a dvd player to watch those dvds on
11 – food
12- a private jet
13- whiskey
14- a gift card at a brothel
15 – 2 willing french girls who are into getting fisted….
16 – a record deal….to share my angelic voice

I could go on all night, instead, I’ll just post my stepLINKS….

Britney Spears Hard Thighs….
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Amy Winehouse Still Knows How to Put on a Show and By Put on a Show I Mean Fall All Over the Place Drunk
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Kim Kardashian REALLY Want’s the World to Know She Has BReasts
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Because It’s Friday and We All Need a Way to Unwind (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan is Cured and By Cured I Mean Hanging Out at Bars
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Two Busty Latinas Play With Each Other (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Blondes in Sports
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Say Goodnight Fight – VIDEO
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Because You Can’t Have Fun Without Toys (NSFW)
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Anne Vyalitsyna See Through Bra (NSFW)
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Some Rachel McAdams Hotness
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Pauline Butcher Wants to Give You a Workout
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Olivia Munn Knows How To Swallow A Weiner Literally
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Martha Stewart’s Dog Mauled Her Ass! – Photos
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Lesbian Asses Banging together Are Hypnotic (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Alicia Silverstone
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Facebook Hottie of the Day
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Screaming Like a Girl at a Taser Demo – VIDEO
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A Gallery of Cuties (NSFW)
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Jessica Burciaga is the Hottest Thing I’ve Seen All Day
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Chick Shakes Her Ass for The Camera and Its Hot (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Mandy and Kat Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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So Apparently Christina Hendricks Was in Playboy in the 90’s and Here Are Some of the Photos
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A Collection Of Olivia Munn’s Hotness
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I Wanna Bang This Summer Glau Chick
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Heather Vandeven Doing It for You Pleasure
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Now This Babe is What I Call a Basketball Fan
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Cutey on a Rooftop
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Candice Swanepoel: Team Candice > Other VS Angels!!
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Cute Teen showing her perfect Boobs
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jesus Christ Paris Hilton Got ANOTHER Reality Show?
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And That’s What Happens When You Fuck Up a Guitar Solo – VIDEO
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More Naked Cuties
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Did You Know Sofia Vergara Had Cancer? I Must Have Been Too Distracted By Her Cleavage to Realize
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Wet Peach Corin (NSFW)
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Joanna Krupa Is in Miami and In a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Looking All Kinds Of Hot
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Olivia Munn Can Swallow My Weiner Anytime
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Kim Kardashian, A Dating Slut And Whore
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Kim Kardashian’s Fuckable Tits In Spandex
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Yeah, I’d Still Fuck Britney Spears
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Aubrey O’day Would Be Good At Sucking Cock
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