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Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day

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Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day

Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day

2011

Jan

Nicky Hilton’s Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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I find Nicky Hilton one of the uglier shaped bitches who walks around Hollywood ans gets her picture taken like she fucking matters, even though she never made a sex tape, or had a TV show, or really did anything worth noticing, other than be born into the Hilton Garden Suites family, and having a weird attention seeking sister who I’d rather see naked…

She’s got some bad genetics that make her skinny, weird shaped, lower legs look like one is longer than the other, you know like the retard who had first cousins for parents you used to go to school with, and her upper leg and ass is some kind of sloppy shit attached to some weak looking skinny shit, confusing the fuck out of me, but compelling me to post it, cuz it’s in tight pants, to just further the discussion about what the fuck is going on here and how shitty does it probably look naked, if you know what I mean…

I guess this just goes to show you that money can’t buy you a normal shaped body…

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2011

Jan

Megan Fox in a Vagina Hugging Dress of the Day

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Wind helps light fabrics bunch up in cunts. Making the entire vagina parts enjoyed by some 90210 guy she stupidly married visible….something I am sure he was hoping happened to him by marrying Megan Fox in one of Hollywood’s great mysteries….

This is not one of those times…but it is still Megan Fox…

That’s all.

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2011

Jan

Jessica Simpson is Amazing of the Day

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I like my bitches fat and drunk…at least at 3 am when they’ve done last call in the bar…cuz I know I’m gonna have my way with them…cuz that’s what being fat and drunk at 3 am is for…Desperation….

Unfortunately, When I see girls like this who are celebrities, the upside and opportunity knockin’ totally dwindles, you know since no celebrity would ever be willing to fuck me, no matter how many failed relationships and inability to get pregnant they have, you know cuz I’m no K-Fed…and have no patience to play up these cunts…and they have no patience for washed up, practically homeless dudes who smell like shit while spending their money…..but at least we can always have fantasy things would work out different for us…like by being choked out on her tit…or some shit…

Here are the hot pics…cuz drunk fat bitches…anyway you cut it are porn…until you cum…then they are a challenge to get rid of them and never run into them with your friends…for fear of people finding out your stooped that low….only not so much when it is the Jessica Simpson version…

I think I’m rambling.

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2011

Jan

Grace Park Flat Chested in a Bikini of the Day

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I have no idea who Grace Park is….She’s a mystery and so is the location of her tits…maybe that should be the plot of an upcoming episode of Hawai i Five-O the Next Generation Cuz Hollywood has totally ran out of ideas it’s almost comical……

Not that I have a problem with no tits….especially on Asian, even Koreans , cuz behind the wiry pubic hair, there is a fit little body that feels like fucking a 12 year old boy…without all the baggage and societal frowns that fucking a 12 year old boy comes with….

Not that I would know, asians don’t like me cuz I don’t speak Binary code….I was in a restaurant the other day and it seemed like there was a some hot little Asian convention going on…and not one of them even looked at me while ordering their Big Macs….maybe it’s cuz they just can’t get enough McDonalds to take the time away for me…or maybe it is cuz I don’t matter…

Here is some Grace Park bikini action…

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2011

Jan

Carla Gugino in Esquire Mexico of the Day

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I feel like I may have posted this shit already, but it was emailed to me and with extreme laziness and a shitty memory comes lack of interest in researching the production date or if I’ve already gone over it before in a post…So I won’t spend much time going over Carla Gugino or Esquire Mexico….my mother country…I’ll just put up the pictures and leave it at that…cuz she’s got fat tits and I’m a fan of those…

She’s 40, she’s on Californication as a cunt lawyer who we will end up seeing topless again…and she’s lookin’ good enough for me…

Here are the pics…

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2011

Jan

Some Victoria’s Secret Bitches in Lingerie of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret sucks. They have the potential to do such great things with some of the best pussy around. Sure they get them half naked, but it’s always the same stupid poses, I want them to next level this shit, evolve it a bit, cuz it’s getting fucking boring….especially when I know these girls are all more than happy to get on all fours, or be edgy as fuck, cuz they’re Victoria’s Secret girls, they’ve already made it…

21 year old Erin Heatherton, a nice Jewish girl for you Jewish guys to fantasize about marrying, instead of the nice Jewish girl you met in law school who looks like a troll, cuz you only want to marry Jewish to have Jewish babies, and there hot jewish girls go for the winners who don’t read sites like this…

Adriana Lima is going to retire soon, so take her photoshopped mom body in while you still can, because there was a time when she represented everything good about Catholicism, like the wholesome child of god who takes it up the ass and sucks dicks like a pro cuz she didn’t get lazy like the other cunt who just lay there and fuck you instead of rockin’ your cock with their mouth, if you know what I mean…

Candice Swanepoel is the South African who I would have unprotected sex with, despite the bad press South Africa and it’s high Aids rate gets, and I’m not just saying that cuz I know HIV doesn’t actually exist and is just a lie made up from the media to deter us from hiring South African prostitutes to focus on domestic prostitution…It’s racism…This bitch is getting so much press cuz of her nice round ass and it makes perfect sense to me…

Alessandra Ambrosio -cuz she’s a mother who bounced back to what her man married…sure her career relied heavily on it…and all the easy stupid money she makes from it was a good motivator…but pleasing your man should be just as important on your list of why you shouldn’t stay a fat pig cuz you brought my child into the world….not that I have kids, but as a pervert who stares at bitches…I feel the pain of so many men out there who married gold and ended up stuck with shit…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2011

Jan

Coco’s Fat Ass and Titties Still Hustlin’ of the Day

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There is really nothing hot about Coco for anyone who isn’t black….The only thing good about her is that she poses half naked for attention and I’m always up for that…even if her body is something of a cartoon character of what a body is supposed to look like…on some Jessica Rabbit shit that isn’t all that hot in anyway, unless you are black…but it’s still worth lookin at….

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2011

Jan

Victoria Justice Recruiting the Perverts of the Day

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I don’t know who is more at fault, the perverts who jerk off to this new Miley Cyrus teenage starlet, or the new Miley Cyrus teenage starlet producing the fucking content for the perverts…cuz I know as innocent as the bitch pretends she is…she has a team of people and knows exactly what she is doing….

I’m not complaining, I don’t love the young girls as much as you think I would, sure the bodies are tight on all levels, but the dick sucking abilities, even in the most well trained by Disney Execs, is always too childish to take seriously…We’re not playing Barbies here bitch…step it up…if you know what I mean…

Here is her pic on twitter…

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2011

Jan

Izabel Goulart for Some Magazine of the Day

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Here are some pictures of a Izabel Goulart to remind some of you bitches of what you are supposed to look like. So stop fucking eating fatty, no one wants to see you in a bikini lookin’ as sloppy as you do…there’s a reason your husband’s a loser and you’re sitting behind a desk or working the checkout line at Walmart, stop fucking eating fatty, and pull yourself together….if you don’t look like Izabel Goulart, you are nothing…you are nothing….

I think I’m gonna print this post out and give it to my wife for Valentines Day, it is just around the corner, I’ll throw in a gift certificate to al all you can eat buffet and I’m set…I’m romantic like that!

See ladies…I am the ultimate man.

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2011

Jan

Terry Richardson Shoot for Sisley of the Day

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Sure Terry Richardson sold out and is repetitive, but I’m trying to also, cuz selling out pays the bills, and I realize that when you sell out and take the fuck over, you eventually start getting the mainstream to follow your pervert lead.

There is no way a company like Sisley, who have retail stores in malls, would ever get models to look like they are drugged up and slutting out at a fashion party…borderline amateur pornographic…disguised as art…all in efforts to stay cutting edge and cool…and that fact that they are doing this…means there is room for internet perverts like me to eventually become the norm…and I’ll stop being called a porn site and will get that Kid’s show I always dreamt of getting…

THe future is bright, but don’t take my word for it, that could just be the booze talking…

The sluts in the campaign are Marloes Horst and Darla Baker…I’ve never heard of them…but I’d like to have a fashion party in their pants…with my tongue…

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