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2011

26

Jan

Selma Blair’s Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

I love when people talk about how beautiful a thing pregnancy is, when I know there’s nothing beautiful about watching a bitch get fat while something grows inside them, and so does everyone else, except maybe a few hormonal bitches who are at that stage of their life, when they crave this shit happening to them….

Especially when I see pictures of a bitch like Selma Blair walking around like some kind of jungle primate, and her tits aren’t even milk filled or swollen, which is the whole fucking point of getting pregnant…

And that’s strictly on a physical appearance level, I mean hormonally and dealing with morning sickness, bitchiness and anxiety of bringing life to the world is a whole other dimension of why pregnancy is not a beautiful thing….

And bitches wonder why their husband cheat on them whenever they hit the third trimester…this is your fucking answer…

Here she is Prgnant from the other day……

Here she is in a bikini from the past, not cuz I find her hot, but cuz bikinis always make a bitch worth lookin at…especially after lookin’ at her pregnancy pics….

Here she is in Short Shorts on Set of Something I assumed didn’t make it into a second seasn

Posted in:Selma Blair

2011

26

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Saved by the Bell of the Day

It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her.

You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change…

I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

26

Jan

Blake Lively’s Oral Fixation of the Day

I am sure she’s not picking cum out of her teeth, mainly cuz unless you’re like me and you haven’t had an orgasm in a decade, I highly doubt the consistency of the semen she’d be taking in her mouth would be a gummy solid…..but thinking she’s got her fingers in her mouth for strictly sexual reasons, whether it be a product of sexual activity, or a precursor to sexual activity is a hell of a lot better than thinking she’s just got an gum picking compulsion that calms her, like cutting….because it brings back a calmness she felt as a child losing her baby teeth, or that she’s picking old food out of her teeth that is starting to smell…or even that she’s dealing scabs from cosmetic dental work cuz she has an image to maintain….

And all this is to say, whatever she’s sucking, whether fingers, candy, bottles of booze or cock, oral fixations are a good personality trait on bitches you want to fuck, so even if this is mildly disgusting, and they are dressed fucking boring, it’s still porn to me…cuz disgusting has never stopped me from getting my mouth dirty…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

26

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

StepNEWS is BACK!!! This is the best thing the site ever did that no one appreciated…and It’s Back!

That’s all I have to say about that….

Bondage house in Memphis leads to arrest

Female San Antonio teacher accused of sexual relationship with student

CT Funeral Dir. convicted of stealing from the dead

Caught on Tape: Clerk Attacked in TX

Drunk man rescued from ice fall in Detroit

Neon ‘Crap’ sign causes controversy

Marijuana soft drinks to launch in CA

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

25

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Despite the hope of the many natives who were offended by my TWITTER TWEET about gas huffing jokes….But was reassured by a native that will use me in my entirety so that I won’t be wasted and left to rot for my luxurious hair….I think I wrote this in a post…but I feel like a deer being hunted in the woods…I think I’m losing my mind….I am wearing nothing but war paint and I’d be ready to run if I wasn’t pushing 300 lbs…

UPDATE: I just hired a dude named Tony to handle my security, he’s a military man with other military friends. This is the first step towards goin’ public.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Minka Kelly Versus Leighton Meester – Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Octomom Actually Turned Down a Check
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I just Masturbated to One of These Pics
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Danielle Lloyd Takes Her Big Tits To The Pool
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The Hottest Sluts On Chick Shows
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Because I Know You Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie (NSFW)
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Izabel Goulart In Some Skinny Hotness
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Completely Fucking Insane
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Amateur Girl Uses Mobile Phone as a Vibrator (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Major Hotties: 25 Sexiest Female Collegiate Athletes
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun (NSFW)
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The L Word’s Mia Kirshner Shows Us Her Fabulously Bisexual Breast! (NSFW)
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Italy Is Wrapping Itself In A Giant Boot-Shaped Condom Right Now
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A Nice Collection of Chanel Sluts
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Smoking Hot Nurse Aki Hoshino
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Julia Stiles in a Bikini
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Some slut Pissing on the Sidealk Has Her Purse Stolen While Squatting (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Heather Crook is Tasty
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I Always Love a Red Hot Redhead (NSFW)
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Apple Store FAIL – VIDEO
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Rene Miller is Naturally Beautiful
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You’re Gonna Want to Get to Know Charm Killings
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Jana Miartusova Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Shaves Her Legs
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Allah Take The Wheel! Muslim Father Runs Down Daughter For Becoming Too ‘Westernised’
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3 Idiots on a Bike trying a Wheelie Ends Very Bad Watch the Kid in the Back) – VIDEO
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Jana is Ready for You (NSFW)
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I Wanna Bang Olivia Wilde
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Bree Daniels and Friends Are All Tongued Out (NSFW) – VIDEO
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I Love Anything Marisa Miller Related
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I Love a Cutey Asian
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Bar Refaeli – Passionata Spring/Summer
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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After All These Years I’d Still Bang Sophia Loren
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This Rap Ends With a Right Hook – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Olivia, Taira or Jo? Take Your Pick
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Sweet Sweet Simona (NSFW)
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The 7 stupidest Ways to Accessorize Your Car
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Montana Fishburne Pretended to Drink Bleach
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Caprice Danzy is Fine By Me
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Audrina Patridge Really Needs To Show Her Crotch
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Sophie Monk Is Banging Some Billionaire. Yes, That Sophie Monk
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Megan Fox Looks Totally Stoned
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I Too Wanna Stick My Finger In Luisana Lopilato’s Ass
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

25

Jan

Shakira’s Ass Performing of the Day

Shakira performed at some low level event recently and who really gives a fuck….Someone needs to teach this bitch a little “How To Make It In America” cuz I don’t like how easy her transition from Colombia was. She must of known pretty powerful drug runners, who sold to pretty powerful entertainment people, cuz American Dreams she’s living don’t happen without serious corruption and nudity….

I’m just tired of seeing her one trick, even if that one trick is an ass shake…I’ve been to stripclubs regularly and seeing the same routine from the same bitch, over and over again, fucking sucks…and that’s when the bitch is naked…so you can imagine how I feel about this pictures…if you really want to take the time to care about me…I think you should…it makes me feel loved…and less of the shell of a man I am….

But her backup dancer I could get used to watching pop, lock and booty shake….Give her her time to shine you hog.

Posted in:Shakira

2011

25

Jan

Kelis’ Dress Comes With a View of the Day

Not that the view is all that amazing…This is no million dollar shit you’d see on the HGTV or anything but she claims her Milkshake Brings All the Boys To the Yard and from my understand of urban-speak- that means she gives superhead like she was SUPERHEAD- but from my experience any self-proclaiming good-head giver is usually shitty at giving head….you see every single girl I have ever met has told me she sucks dick like a pro and unfortunately, I haven’t had my dick sucked by every single girl I’ve met (I’m talking to you girl at the sandwich place), but those of whom who have made such claims to me and did end up sucking my dick were never amazing, guys just tell bitches they give the best head when they are gettin head at that time,cuz it is the best head they are getting at that moment, it’s some heat of the moment shit we say hoping you’ll swallow like the whore you clearly are, don’t take it personally, you’re the one with a dick in your mouth….and don’t take the words of encouragement to heart bitches…cuz when it’s coming from the owner of that dick, motherfucker is your number one fan, your fucking personal cheerleader until he cums….

That said, her face is battered, so bitch better be good at suckin’ dick when she looks like this…one of those things she probably practiced so much her nose fell off like she was Michael Jackson or some shit…

Posted in:Kelis

2011

25

Jan

Whitney Port’s Skinny Daddy Long Legs of the Day

Here are some irrelevant Daddy Long Legs that I didn’t want to post because I hated The Hills and everything shit stood for, but that’s because I didn’t know the follow-up was going to be Jersey Shore, something I feel is a glimpse into the end of the world, while The Hills was just annoying and not annoying and damaging to society as a whole….

I just didn’t want to give her attention or have people remember her name in anyway…for fear Whitney Port makes a comeback….we’ll just refer to her as “She who cannot be named” from now on…

Cuz with legs like this, I don’t care about her micro-sized pinhead of a head….or the fact that she fucking sucks.

Here is her tiny ass hanging with Tila Tequila, or some other Asian….at that was my statement that may have been racist of the day…one far better than yesterday’s making fun of Natives for not paying taxes, but using tax paid facilities to pass out on from huffin’ too much gas….leading to me possible getting scalped, but leaves me happy none of me will go to waste, they will use all of me and not just use me for my pelt….thanks to my native friend for pointing that out over twitter yesterday….it made the fact that I am going to get sacrificed when these natives find me…and they will find me…cuz they are good with that kind of stuff…all the more comforting…

Posted in:Whitney Port

2011

25

Jan

Nicky Hilton’s Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

I find Nicky Hilton one of the uglier shaped bitches who walks around Hollywood ans gets her picture taken like she fucking matters, even though she never made a sex tape, or had a TV show, or really did anything worth noticing, other than be born into the Hilton Garden Suites family, and having a weird attention seeking sister who I’d rather see naked…

She’s got some bad genetics that make her skinny, weird shaped, lower legs look like one is longer than the other, you know like the retard who had first cousins for parents you used to go to school with, and her upper leg and ass is some kind of sloppy shit attached to some weak looking skinny shit, confusing the fuck out of me, but compelling me to post it, cuz it’s in tight pants, to just further the discussion about what the fuck is going on here and how shitty does it probably look naked, if you know what I mean…

I guess this just goes to show you that money can’t buy you a normal shaped body…

Posted in:Nicky Hilton

2011

25

Jan

Megan Fox in a Vagina Hugging Dress of the Day

Wind helps light fabrics bunch up in cunts. Making the entire vagina parts enjoyed by some 90210 guy she stupidly married visible….something I am sure he was hoping happened to him by marrying Megan Fox in one of Hollywood’s great mysteries….

This is not one of those times…but it is still Megan Fox…

That’s all.

Posted in:Megan Fox