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2011

27

Jan

Bar Refaeli in Lingerie of the Day

Israel has invented a lot of things…They are leaders of technology, they run lots of websites, but the bes thing they’ve done as a nation according to me and my ignorance to anything they’ve done, is made Bar Refaeli…

How can you go wrong with a bitch named after a bar, especially when you are an alcoholic and the bar is the only place that has ever felt like home to your drunken self….you know some people go through family photos to reflect on life…my memories are a general blur that always starts with me walking into a bar….and that feeling of familiarity is just that much stronger, that makes me want to pass out and puke inside it when the bar has tits like this.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

27

Jan

The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Useless of the day

The hills are unfortunately alive and they sound like leggings rubbing against vagina.

I try to limit my posts on the garbage from the hills because the entire run of that show, I couldn’t understand why these people were famous and I anxiously awaited their cancelation and demise cuz i knew the rest of the world caught on….so now that they are officially done and no one cares about them, the way I wanted all along, I hate mentioning them in fear that someone will land on this site, be reminded of them, and hunt them down to give them new opportunity, unless that someone is a serial killer and the new opportunity is playing the decapitated head in the freezer next to his mothers, and the tits he keeps in a box to masturbate on, in which case maybe this site does do good things for humanity…

Here are some pictures of the Hills, alive, sounding like leggings rubbing together…doing nothing….living the good life while you’re hard at work trying to pay your mortgage…cuz America likes them better than you…

So Here is Hills Number 1

And Here is Hills Number 2

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Whitney Port

2011

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a new way of getting random girls to add me on facebook cuz they aren’t comin’ to me, so I figure I gotta bea go getter in a way that facebook doesn’t raise red flags and delete me again, it’s the simple strategy of mistaken identity, but not the “Hey didn’t we go to school together, cuz I know we didn’t, but it’s a safe entry point, even though it makes me look like a creepy liar, who even if I did go to high school with you, and you don’t remember, you’d want nothing to do with me”….I do the “Hey is your brother Steve (her last name), I used to work with him, I remember him saying he had a sister (her first name)”….

So far it’s got 100 percent success rate, however I did only try it once…

Play safe. Here are my stepLINKS

Nicole Richie Doing Coke
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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The 10 Sexiest Women from Melbourne:
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Sophie Monk In Her Bikini and is Officially a Whore
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Girlfriend Plays With Her Best Friends Pussy (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Most Spankable Booties in Sports
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Because If You’re Feeling As Shitty As I Am You’ll Need a Little Pick Me Up
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The Hottest Sluts On Chick Shows
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Michael VIck Gets and Endorsement Deal for Killing Dogs…
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College Babe Models Are Alwaya Fine By Me – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmmmmm Olivia Wilde Hotness of the Day
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Is Anybody Really Surprised More Jesse James Nazi Shit Has Surfaced?
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Because Toys Make Every Game More Fun…And More Sexy
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Isabella Fontana Nip Slip
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Yeah I’d Still Bang Demi Moore
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Erin McKinnon, Shay Maria, Shawn Dillon and Fernanda Prada Oh My
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RuPauls Drag Race Hilarity, Just Because
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Christina Aguilera Totally See Through
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Nicole Kidman Naked Throwback, Just Because
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Now This is the Type of Secretary I Would Like (NSFW)
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Knock, Knock, KNOCK OUT – VIDEO
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Tyra Banxxx is All Sorts of Sexy (NSFW)
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Fist Fight on the Porn Set! (NSFW) – VIDEO
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A Whole Lot of Maria Millions
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Running Your Cousin Down Over Facebook Drama is Perfectly Acceptable, No?
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Young Teen Rubs Oil All Over Her Ass (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lana Croft and Leilani = Pussy Play (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Model Danica Thrall Topless Outtakes (NSFW)
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Jessica Alba & Diane Kruger Just Because
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Kayden Kross Has Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Playboy Girls of the Lingerie Football League
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Yet Another Cutey Asian
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Arianny Celeste vs Brittany Palmer – UFC Octagon Girls
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Cute Cute Little
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Selma Blair is Worth Banging
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Gemma Merna Looks Like A Smart Woman and By Smart Woman, I Mean Has Nice Cans
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Carla Gugino Does Esquire Mexico
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Ashley Tisdale is in Frilly Short Shorts
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Striptease of the Day
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Jersey Shore Does Italy – Disgusting
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This Porn Star Fucked A Cop:
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Ahhhhh – it was Pubic Hair Caught Between Blake’s Teeth
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Miley Cyrus Personal “Wrap Party” Pics
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Exclusive: How Fuckable Is This Ass?
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Kourtney Kardashian Shows Off Her Generous Tits
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The Kardashian’s Have Their Own Church. No, Really!
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Isabeli Fontana Has Some Cute Nipples. Here’s One Of Them
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BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND – ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS!!

I have a Feeling THis Photobucket Set is Illegal
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

26

Jan

Girl Playing Soccer in a Bikini of the Day

I refuse to talk about my alcoholism, but instead choose to watch a bitch in a bikini play soccer…

As a man who’s is married to a woman who’s favorite sport is competitive eating, you know breaking records with herself to see how much she can shovel down her throat, this is a friendly reminder that I suck at life.

I generally don’t do the whole jock bitch thing, but not eating her ass is pretty much a friendly reminder that I suck at life…

Enjoy…and for the record, she’s 18 if you think she is, which I do…

Posted in:amateur

2011

26

Jan

Kate Major Outs Michael Lohan for Being a Cokehead of the Day

[REMOVED DUE TO CRIMINAL CHARGES]

Marky Hutt, friend of Michael Lohan and New York Male escort is apparently out for revenge. He posted a recorded conversation with Michael Lohan’s on and off again fiance, Kate Major, where she calls him out for being a cokehead, not that any of that really matters….

I don’t know how legit this is, it doesn’t sound that legit to me, it sounds scripted, but why would anyone put the time into this shit, unless they were paid by Michael Lohan,

All I know about Kate Major is that she has fat tits….

I don’t like Michael Lohan, he’s an attention whore and totally uninteresting, he even tried to start shit with me in the past, cuz he’s insane, so it’s nice when that he gets called out for being a coke head, when he plays this religious representative who is higher than the average man on a spiritual level, when in reality he’s just higher than the average man thanks to drugs.

Who really cares about these bottom feeders and their drama, especially when the bitch on the phone is as fat as this pig, I only care about tasting Lindsay Lohan’s vagina…Maybe this will get me one step closer…

I know you don’t give a fuck about this, either do I, but I am posting it anyway cuz maybe other people do….other people being Entertainment Tonight, cuz I’ve always wanted up inside Mary Hart’s heart, and by heart I mean vagina.

I doubt this is my big breaking story….Scandal….cuz everyone wants to be famous…

Posted in:Kate Major

2011

26

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens is in a Bikini for Candies of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens will always be the hairy little ethnic looking teenage dream from some bullshit Disney Franchise who dated a homo in order to help solidify the success of that Dinsey Franchise…but I only know her for her NAKED PICTURE that was probably taken when she was underage, when she was too excited about her newly sprouted pubic hair, to shave/wax/etc….

Which brings up a very important point, that girls never have to shave/wax/etc their bush. Bush is fucking amazing, except maybe when it comes to politics, cuz bush is the natural state a pussy is supposed to be in and that alone makes it highly erotic….to rub your hands through, to have tickle your mouth, to suck in all the natural scents it absobs….

Marketing, and closet case fratboys, porn and the media, have programmed all bitches to go bald, leaving bush a dying commodity that I want to bring back….so day by day, I pitch my case to random girls….

Today alone I have had two fights, with 2 different girls about bush and how they need to grow it out, cuz bald is laziness, tacky and expected….you might as well be in Ed Hardy on Jersey shore….

But there’s no getting through to a bitch, they don’t see the importance of decorating the fucking Christmas tree that is their twat, they just like to lay it all out there for us, all skin and lip, when a properly manicured bush takes far more love than clear cutting the shit….

I’m not talking to let the yard overgrow, I’m saying hide a fucking garderner, but leave me some of the plants to appreciate…..

So here is Vanessa Hudgens as the face of Candies….while I see her as the face for pubic hair for tomorrow…a NPO I’m working on getting off the ground…

Here is the behind the scenes footage:

Here is the bikini pic acting 3 for the perverts….


To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

26

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Titty is Boring in a Tight Dress of the Day

Who gives a fuck about Jessica Alba. We need to remember her as the starlet who wronged us. Who chose her cunt self over her career and keeping her pervert fans happy. Who felt too important to get naked on camera, cuz she felt she had integrity and didn’t want to cheapen herself, even though she only was getting work for being hot, and who instead went and got knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was trying to dump her, like she lived in the fucking projects or some shit….The whole thing is fucking ghetto and I hope the only way she ever makes a comeback involves me seeing if her pussy is an inny or an outty…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Here she is showing off skinny calves on the street….like a common whore….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

26

Jan

Danni Minogue From Her Bad Side of the Day

I spent the other night watching X-Factor auditions. I have no idea why, but the funny thing about it was that they only shot Danni Minogue from her right side. No matter what year it was from, no matter how many hours I spent watching clip after clip after clip, the bitch never showed the left side of her face. I assumed it had to do with her contract thanks to some botched Michael Jackson surgery that I am pretty sure she’s got, or maybe the cunt is just vain and high maintenance, but if you are like me, and have no TV, but a lot of time on your hands, google the shit and you will see….

So in a lot of ways, this is like a Muslim bitch showing some ankle or chin, you know the forbidden fruit you don’t know what you’re getting until it’s too late and you’re married to her and, all cuz I get to see her full on face, and like a Muslim, I can’t send her back, the damage is done, after I realize I got a shitty end of the deal but you have to stay with her in a no turning back kind of way…unless she shames the family, at which point we can have her killed…

I guess none of this matters, I mean it’s Danni Minogue, who the fuck is she and why the fuck am I posting on her, really. So what, her sister did the Locomotion. Big fucking deal.

Posted in:Danni Minogue

2011

26

Jan

Olivia Wilde Showing Some Tit of the Day

Tits. It always amazes me when I see pictures of this bitch and read that she’s 26. She looks like she’s pushin’ 40, which isn’t always a good thing, especially when you turn 40. Not to mention her stage name is ridiculous. Anyone who changes their name for a writer, especially one as Cliche as Oscar Wilde, is trying way to hard to be artsy fartsy, obscure and intellectual…It’s so obvious…unlike the reason she looks 40 at 26, maybe it’s a mystery her 60 Minutes reporter mother Leslie Cockburn (naughty) could do a segment on….

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2011

26

Jan

Meagan Good’s Belly Button of the Day

I was googling Slave Auction signs the other day for masturbation purposes, and a white man would pay top dollar for this bitch…I’m talking good enough for George Washington to knock up when his wife wasn’t lookin….But this is a new generation…and we don’t do that whole slave thing anymore…which is a good thing…cuz as a Mexican, I’d probably be hired to be a slave’s slave…since we don’t really have that african work ethic…but that doesn’t mean we can’t objectify black woman or any women for that matter and put a price tag on them like we were in a brothel…especailly when they are in tight pussy hugging pants….Cocktease….

Posted in:Meagan Good