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2011

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Fake Topless Photo of the Day

Apparently there are fake Selena Gomez topless pics going around….I didn’t see them, but I don’t really read the internet, I write it…badly…

Did you know that it is illegal to photoshop people under the age of 18 onto pictures of people fucking? You can go to jail for that shit…So pedophiles can’t get off to actual naked kids and they can’t get off to modified legal pictures with pictures of kids faces cropped on them, you know to tap into their fantasies and keep them off the streets.forcing them to give creepy while making dirty moans while sitting at the park looking onto kids playing….Where are there rights?

Oh, Selena Gomez is 18…well there goes this post….but it brings up a valid point…who the fuck is sitting at home photoshopping these things and why….oh right…my entire readership…HornyLohanWanker, I’m talking to you…

Publicity stunts are fun with tits…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

19

Jan

Winona Ryder’s Tits on Daybreak of the Day


I always forget Winona Ryder has breasts, mainly because I always forget who Winona Ryder is. It’s not 1994. Who gives a fuck.


If you are in th UK – You can watch her interview by following this link…It will probably make your masturbation to her last a hell of a lot longer….
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Tipped off by Cosby

Posted in:Winona Ryder

2011

19

Jan

Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2011

19

Jan

Hilary Duff’s Bag Strap Rocks her TItty of the Day

Here’s Hilary Duff with a bag strap between her tit….proving that despite her billionaire husband’s hockey locker room wishes….she’s hasn’t quite turned into a man yet.

I don’t know fashion but I do know there’s something amazing about a satchel when it gently caresses a breast…you know when it gets between the shit like a cock about to titty fuck the bitch…pushing the breast out…making it look bigger and fuller…better than any underwire bra…but then again…maybe I look into these thing a little too much…and a blame spending too much time on college campuses, pretending to be a student, in hopes of landing experimental pussy…it never quite worked out that way…but at least the scenery kept me entertained…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

19

Jan

Bad Babysitter of the Day

I don’t have kids…but the only reason I ever considered having kids was because of the babysitters…I mean that and the fact that eventually they turn 16 and start having sleepovers and pool parties and family vacations at the beach with their really hot slutty friends who like fucking their friend’s dad….

Here’s a funny video, much more interesting than any celeb bullshit, of a girl stripping on webcam with a baby crying in the background…cuz bad parenting…or babysitting is funny and erotic when it involves slutty nudity.

To See the Video – Follow This LInk (NSFW)
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Posted in:Camgirl

2011

19

Jan

Camilla Belle Shows Off her Ripped Stomach of the Day

Camilla Belle is some actress best known for her work as a Jonas Brothers vagina that wasn’t touched in the media cuz the Jonas brothers pull this whole celebate, waiting for marriage bullshit that I know is bullshit…but that may not be bullshit…meaning this bitch knows how to suck dick and take it up the ass proper as that is the grey area that makes Christianity and Abstinence total fucking bullshit….

I’m digging her outfit choice that shows off her ripped stomach….not so much because I like muscular girls, as they remind me of dudes…but because I’m married to obesity…the poster girl for gastric bypass surgery and whenever she makes me go down on her…I wish I could feel some hip bone or rip bone…but I don’t cuz that shit is buried by years of emotional eating….

Here’s Camilla Belle…

Here she is with some bitch named Alex Vega –

Posted in:Camilla Belle

2011

19

Jan

Lil Kim’s Cameltoe of the Day

Lil Kim had a cameltoe. I am not sure when these pictures are from, because I don’t keep track of Lil Kim’s travel schedule, but I do keep track of her cameltoes and based on the size of her lip, I can only assume it’s pretty recent and that she’s been fisted a lot since her last cameltoe….

I don’t know what I am talking about, I just now this was B.I.G.’s sideline hooker with a dirty mouth, from my experience the girls who talk a big game are the worst in bed, but Kim’s consistently brought the slut that she is or that she pretends to be and we should celebrate that…


To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow THis Link
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Posted in:Lil Kim

2011

19

Jan

Kim Kardashian in a Tight Dress of the Day

That header picture is not of Kim Kardashian’s ass. It is of you bloated front, because I guess the harnesses she’s been using all these years to make her look like she’s got a flat stomach and toned uterus failed her…which I guess just shows us that there comes a time in every chubby girl’s life that her laziness and her bad eating habits just can’t be contained the way they used to before you turned 30….Maybe Kim Kardashian just looks huge next to her tiny sister, who happens to be at her fattest thanks to pregnancy, and I don’t really care cuz I find the whole thing pretty erotic….I’m not picky…

I just like people to know she’s fat cuz otherwise we’re teaching our kids the wrong lessons about good body image and we’ll have a society filled with people on medical scooter racing to the fast food joint…I like doing my part to help save society…

She was also out showing off some tit in a dress with a window…cuz that’s what attention craving sluts do…they let us watch and again I find the whole thing pretty erotic even if I’m not so into pornstars….

Apparently she’s been out there trying to get as much attention as possible because she has a new reality show….that covers such serious issues as her pretending to work out and her mad that Kourtney Invited Scott to live with them in NYC when it was supposed to be Kim’s alone time with Kourtney….cuz her sister’s baby having a father is less important than Kim being happy…Typical crap I can’t believe exists….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

19

Jan

Miranda Kerr Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

It’s days like today that I envy being a baby….Not the kind of baby in the Octomom Infantilism Fetish Pictures , but the kind of baby you gets to sleep all day, have everyone go crazy over him, and who gets to cry when he wants tit his mouth and his new mother in all her new mother anxiety shoves her tit down my throat, provided that new mother is someone like Miranda Kerr or any half decen bikini model, cuz knowing my luck, I’d be born to the pregnant man who Oprah made famous.

I am a huge fan of breast feeding, especially in public, it fascinates me and sucks me into a better place, so these Miranda Kerr Breast feeding pics inspire, while the Octomom Fetish Pics are just comical….and I’d only take them serious if I saw the damage 14 kids does to a twat….cuz that is a fetish of mine….freakshow pussy….this infantilism shit is just stupid….

Now back to Miranda Kerr….

I think that picture might be old…I posted them drunk…So here are the Octomom Pics…Tagged to shit by TMZ…Cuz this is their big break in their useless internet reporting….and they want everyone to know it….This is hardly an actual infantilism video…strictly done for press…Enjoy…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I like going out during the day. I realized that there is a ridiculous amount of hot pussy in winter boots and leggings walking around turning me on…whereas when I lock myself in my house all I see is the shit stained toilet from my wife’s lactose intolerance / pizza addiction….at least that’s all I notice as I block everything else about her out…not that you care.

Add me to FACEBOOK ….I need friends…as I am losing my fucking mind….

Here are my stepLINKS…while I drink away the reality that my life is the Roseanne show…only fatter, poorer, drunker, with less ugly kids…and thus more incest…

Octomom Does Porn
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There Was Some Sort of Christina Aguilera/Julianne Hough Catfight! RAWWWR!
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The Most Hypest Ever
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Because You Don’t Have a Girlfriend To Go With You to a Tuesday Night Movie (NSFW)
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Good God, I would destroy Selena Gomez And Here’s Why…
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I Think All of the Sci-Fi and Make Believe From His Movies is Starting to Fuck With His Head Because George Lucas Actually Thinks The World Is Gonna End in 2012
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Some Trash Named Jenna Bentley in a Bikini on the Beach
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Scarlett Johansson Is Selling Moet
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Lesbians in Class (NSFW) – VIDEO
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20 Worst Behaved Mascots Of All Time
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These Babes Are Ripped All Right
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Shannen Doherty Nipples In See Through Dress
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I Wanna Bang Marky Mark’s Wife
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HOLY SHIT THEY ARE NOW MAKING WHISKEY IN A CAN
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24 Sexy School Girls
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Sexy Shirt
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Double Doggie Lesbian Bondage Device (NSFW) VIDEO
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Meet Christine Teigen
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HOLY SHIT PART 2 – OctoMom Is Doing Fetish Videos Now
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Super Hot Lesbian Action (NSFW)
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Jenna Pietersen – Bodique Lingerie
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NOW THIS IS HOW YOU FILL A BEER CUP! – VIDEO
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I Want to Ravage Andrea Calle
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Pure Comedy: Magician’s Trick Goes Wrong And Knife Goes Through Hand On Live TV! [Video]
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Kids Trampled as Mother and Friend Jump another Female…then Escape through the Bus Window – VIDEO
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Ashley is an Angel (NSFW)
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Jenny Hendrix is Dirty All Right (NSFW) – VIDEO
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More Blonde Kate Beckinsale
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Up Close in the Shower (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Jessica Gamboa Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Month
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Yet Another Cutey Pie Asian
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Man I Love Gabrielle Union
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sexy GQ Pictures
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Hot for Teacher – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Breakfast with a Hottie Named Heike
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Danni Kalifornia Has Got Great Assets
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7 Things You Should Never Say Through Social Media
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Kesha’s Been a Dirty Whore Since She Was 7
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A Queen Fit For A King: King Magazine’s Sexiest Pictures
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Would You Bang Britney Spears? Here’s Some Pics To Help You Decide
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Annalynne McCord Shows Off Her Tit
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Jenna Bentley Shows Off Her Big Tits In A Tiny Bikini
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