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2011

18

Jan

Tara Reid’s Inspiring Love Story of the Day

This just goes to show you that if you do that between traveling the world drunk, passing out in random place drunk, pissing yourself drunk, doing body shots drunk, hosting wet t-shirt contest drunk, keg stands drunk, spending days by the pool drunk, medicated, in some never ending College Springbreak party even though you are 38 years old, you can find love, with some party boy lookin’ Euro promoter, who likes to get drunk as much as she does, especially if it means bragging to his friends he is dating “Big hollywood star it fake boobs”, cuz that’s just something can’t buy…or maybe it can, considering her last job was decades ago…

This is the shit romantic comedies are based on…

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2011

18

Jan

Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick.

I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before.

I have limited capacity when it comes to humor…

I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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2011

18

Jan

Britney Spears Walking the Streets Showing Off her Thickness of the Day

Here is some Britney Spears thickness in a tight tanktop, tight shorts, showing off her big ass, thick legs and sloppy belly. She is designed to get fucked by black dudes, but her southern racism only allows her to get fucked by white dudes who think they are black dudes, at least when it really counts like getting knocked the fuck up….

It just amazes me that such gutter trailer trash lookin’ drugged out pussy is famous and rich, it’s like some kind of fantasy I didn’t think would ever come true, since money usually takes the hick out of a pussy, it usually makes bitches want fancy things and eat at fancy restaurants wearing fancy clothes, leaving that horrible prostituting past behind them, pretending they never got raped by their toothless unemployed father every day after from third grade to eight grade, but for some reason, this bitch is just as used up as an ex-stripper trying to make a couple bucks to get baby formula and meth….and that inspires me.

Here she is street walking proper….cuz she doesn’t have to…she just wants to…and that’s a passion I can support…

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2011

18

Jan

Annalynne McCord’s Ugly Face Shows Some Useless Tits of the Day

I assume this is an old photoshoot with Annalynne McCord. It is so last year, and I’m not saying that cuz Annalynne McCord is so last year, because she’s actually so two years ago, the shit just says 2010 on it.

I also assume that this publication is on a serious budget and figured that getting some girl who is on TV, even if she doesn’t deserve to be on TV, is better than asking their friends from college or the girl who works at the grocery store to do their photo spread, cuz at least Annalynne McCord is semi known, even if she’s entirely fucking useless and undeserving of any fame she has, because she was destined to be the washed up cunt from highschool, fat in her suburban home, unhappy in her marriage dreaming of what could have been, and as soon as this 90210 the next generation dries up, I can assume that her destiny she tried so hard to escape will come true…at least I hope it does…cuz this Hollywood shit just isn’t for her cuz she’s not hot or talented…she just thinks she is…

Either way, here she is with her small perky tits busting out of her cardigan, something that magically makes Annalynne McCord suddenly tolerable…

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2011

18

Jan

Jennifer Aniston Photoshopped Baby of the Day

People are talking about Jennifer Aniston’s photoshoot for Allure’s cover, because she’s old, unable to get pregant because no dude is crazy enough to lock himself down to her high maintenance ass, except maybe a bunch of dudes, like me, who she wants nothing to do with, cuz she’s trying to upstage Brad Pitt, cuz he upstaged her….

So her fantasy of babies has gone to far, and now she’s posing for infantilism erotica, teddy bear and open shirt, sexing up the idea of infancy in a mainstream magazine, and unfortunately, she kept the diaper changing for the privacy of her own bedroom…

The sick thing in all this is that I know at least one person is jerking off to this photoshopped monster looking pussy…because that one person is me….not cuz I like little topless kids or 45 year old infertile bitches playing them….but because I like desperation….

Here is a video of some very very gay dude talking about the shoot with his very very weird dick sucking mouth….and speech impedement…

Here is another one of the creepy yet highly enjoyable bottom feeding shots…

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2011

18

Jan

Caroline Wozniaki Playing Tennis of the Day

I have a tennis fetish…not because I find tennis players all that hot…although there are some pretty athletic and feminine lookin’ players who don’t look like they are reliving the movie Ladybug by tuckin in their dicks….and not because it’s some high society sport you’d expect to find all the WASP rich girls who won’t fuck you cuz you look dirty and homeless and would rather fuck a black gangster to piss off their Doctor, Lawyer, Business Man dads….but because the sounds that come out of these women can be easily visualized as moans, grunts, screams of orgasmic bliss, coupled with constant panty flashing, sweaty camel toe and hard nipple, even if the bitch isn’t all that hot, I’m fucking sold and I have been for over a decade….I actually watch this shit on TV at sports bars…and I hate sports…but for some reason I call erotica…along with figure skating in the winter…tennis has me hooked.


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Posted in:Caroline Wozniaki

2011

18

Jan

Minka Kelly Sluts Out for GQ of the Day

Minka Kelly slutted out for Esquire a few months ago when they named her the hottest bitch of the year , she slutted out for Derek Jeter a few years ago when she said “I don’t mind that you have herpes, I have a strain of my own” back when she thought dating him would increase her appeal substantially, you know cuz he’s been attached to pretty much every vagina in hollywood with his penis,….and/or tongue….and I guess it’s just engrained in her genetics and morals from her upbringing cuz apparently her mother was a traveling stripper…town to town getting naked for random me…and luckily for Minka Kelly one of those men was the guitarist of Aerosmith…who apparently is her father….I mean the chances this story is legit and not one fabricated to increase her appeal from her publicists is slim to none…but it pretty much explains everything…and I’ve always loved the unwanted kid of a stripper and some high profile dude who wants nothing to do with them, cuz he doesn’t want the mistake to interfere with his real family, so he just cuts a monthly check, it makes for a great breeding ground for daddy issue sluts…

I think she’s overrated – but this has nothing to do with me….


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2011

18

Jan

Brooklyn Decker for Esquire of the Day

I hate Brooklyn Decker. I am a firm believer she only got the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit because Andy Roddick and his gang of sports agents, managers, sponsors and the World Tennis Association made Sports Illustrated scared they’d lose sponsors, exclusives, interviews with athletes and all the other shit that comes with pissing off very powerful people….They figured the other models who are hotter than here aren’t married to pro athletes, but this is a strategic business move…

She’s blocked me on twitter cuz I call her out on sucking Mandy Moore’s pussy juice off her husband’s dick and possibly for other reasons, like an odd attraction to my bad english…and I’m not talking the band….

What it comes down to is that she’s got big tits, skinny frame, so her Heidi Montag face (and that’s after being photoshopped to shit) can be ignored…

Here she is in Esquire….pushing the boundaries of smut cuz magazines are trying to compete with the internet and as long as they’re doing these photoshoots, they’re doing good enough by my low standards…

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker

2011

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Apparently it was a holiday today, which was nice, because everyday is a holiday for me and for once, I felt like I wasn’t all alone, sitting in my bathtub crying as I drank my face off midday….even though I was….and not by choice…I tried to convince my female mailman, two of my neighbors and even the girl who works at the pharmacy I spend time at to see teens pick up birth control pills…but instead got no one…..

I’m bored. Here are my stepLINKS

I love this Michelle Bombshell McGee Licking Bullock Pic
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Paz de la Huerta Was Loaded at the Golden Globes – VIDEO
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Because We Need a Good Way to Start the Week (NSFW)
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Iryna Storozhuk Has A Sweet Ass In These See Through Pics
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Hayden Panettiere Bangable Bikini Wedgie
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Sold.
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Eva Mendes See Through Dress Makes Me Do A Double Take
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Aubrey O’Day Soaps Up Her Tits
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And More Adrianne Curry Sluttiness
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And More Fetish Porn Bloopers (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 100 Hottest Soccer Wives and Girlfriends of 2010
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These Babes Take Off Their Clothes (NSFW)
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Because Even Adults Should Keep Some Toys on Hand
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Cleavage
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Pee Wee Herman X Andy Samberg X SNL = AMAZING – VIDEO
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Man Kira Sedgwick May be Getting Older But She is Still Hot as Shit
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Poptart Eliza Doolittle Is A Cutie Pie
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Hayden Panettiere See Through Pasties
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Fat Ass Slut Gets Nasty at the Nottinghill Music Festival
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The Babes At the The Art of Elysium Gala Were Way Better Than the Golden Globes
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Amia Moretti Is Good For Any Occasion
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Johanna Lundback Lingerie Shoot
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Children’s TV in Russia = WTF – VIDEO
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More Miss America Insanity – VIDEO
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Angelique Nadine Cruz is the Wtuff Dreams Are Made Of
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10 Stars That Used To Be Homeless
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Misty and Gentilly Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Top 5: Even Further Out There Fetishes
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Some Eva Mendes Hotness
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Melanie Jane is Anything But Innocent (NSFW) – VIDEO
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This Claymation Version of Machete is Kinda Awesome, Even If It Is a Commecial
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Aubrey O’Day Topless Twitter Pic
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Hayden Panettiere See Through Dress
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This Is Why I’d Bang Kate Beckisale
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Miley Cyrus Looks Hot With Her Double Chin
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She’s Gorgeous and Flowery
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I Forgot Sarah Shahi Was Such a Babe!
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Massive Texting FAIL – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kaya Strips Down (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Jessica Jane Clement is Almost Naked in Nuts
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Hipster Superheroes
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Some Carrie Underwood Just Cause
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Emma Roberts Is Walking the Streets
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Sofia Vergara Is One Red Hot Mama!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

17

Jan

Addison Timlin Big Tits in Californication of the Day

Here is 19 year old Addison Timlin showing off what I love most about 19 year olds and that’s her stupid tits. She’s the new young slut on Californication who plays some famous starlet or some shit and who really cares cuz she’s showing off what I love most about 19 year old girls…but then again that is debatable and I haven’t done enough research on the matter because I could in fact like their 19 year old asses just as much if not more than their tits…cuz something horrible happens when a bitch turns 20…and that’s that she eventually turns 30….and tits just don’t age as well as they should….and they lack the eagerness and excitement this young bitch on her first real job has….I’m sold….

Some other bitch named Summer Croseley’s ass was also on the show….proving that TV may actually be worth watching…

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