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2011

14

Jan

Miss America Bikini Pictures of the Day

Apparently there was a beauty pageant and with all beauty pageants they had a bikini competition because you can’t spell beauty without bikini. I know that made no sense….I am just bored as fuck and these pictures aren’t doing it for me…I hate pageant girls…mainly because they are the ones who enlist themselves in the shit…meaning they think they have what it takes to make it and win…while I far prefer bitches who don’t realize they are hot and worth listening to talk about generic questions and policies they know nothing about…it’s easier to deal with…

These pageant girls have had too much positive reenforcement…the kind of person you will kill yourself if you ever land her and get the opportunity to knock her up and take it cuz girls like that aren’t supposed to let guys like you in them….Since I don’t have the right to post these pictures….here is a totally unrelated beauty paegeant….

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Posted in:Miss America

2011

14

Jan

Megan Fox Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Remember when Megan Fox was this big deal everyone talked about…you know so relevant in our society that people didn’t even care that she was engaged to a 40 year old from 90210 about 15 years after he was famous…unwilling to get naked in roles, talking bullshit about being bi, trying to milk the whole sex appeal thing, until one day it all ended and people stopped caring, because having an ego when you are so replaceable doesn’t work, because getting fired from the one movie role that put you on the map and actually marrying 90210 actually makes you a joke and even if under your lame clothes lies a bitch worth fucking, even when dressed like an off duty stripper, she fucking sucks….in a bad way.

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

14

Jan

Emma Roberts in a Tight Tank Top of the Day

All I gotta say is that I am happy these pictures aren’t of Emma Roberts’ aunt-Julia Roberts….because the only tight fabric I want to see Julia Roberts, is a pair of pantyhose around her neck, hanging from a closet like she was that Kung Fu Tranny in Thailand….That’s not to say I wish she was dead, it’s to say if she was dead, I wouldn’t feel polluted by being exposed to her shitty fucking movies…but I’d probably also take her in a tight bondage restraints with her asshole gaping, but that’s just because it’s hard to find willing ass rape partners…especailly when they are famous bitchs…maybe Julia Roberts isn’t that bad…but I’m still happy this is her young, tight, small titty neice….

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2011

14

Jan

Snooki is a Fat Bitch of the Day

It makes no sense to me that a pig like this is being followed by the paparazzi, landing book deals, has a TV show, when really I’d expect her to be working at the mall, or the bowling ally, where she spends her days eating chocolate and candy, and her nights at the all you can eat buffet, before getting shit faced with all her friends who decided to go to college instead of being the slob in the corner, passed out with her piss covered panties exposed…

She is disgusting, like the girl that no matter how loud she gets isn’t worth noticing, even when throwing herself at you at 3 am, desperate to have a dick in her mouth to feel validated….

But for some reason, she’s a star in America and her waistline just can’t justify that.

Posted in:Snooki

2011

14

Jan

Kim Kardashian is Meaty Leaving the Gym of the Day

This is not the body of someone who goes to the gym. This is the body of a bitch who likes having pictures of her taken who knows everyone will talk if they see her going to the gym just out of sheer amazement of her how thick she is and how thick she would be if she didn’t work out.

I don’t believe the lie. I just know her whole business relies on being seen because she’s not a talent, she’s not an actor or singer, really andy rich, busty, round shaped cunt with no self respect and a sex tape of her getting fucked hard by black men could replace her….any of Paris Hilton’s jealous friends who want the same flash in the pan legacy for doing pretty irrelevant shit could be Kim Kardashian…but only a few of them are that into bottom feeding for a couple bucks and male attention.

She is garbage, or actually sewage, but that’s cuz she likes when people go to the bathroom on her and I’m just helping the problem posting these pics of her…and if this site was relevant….I’d really be mad at myself….

Here are her pics…yes this is my second Kardashian post today…I’m dealing with a hacker – give me a break.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

14

Jan

Lorene Renard Nipples for Some Company of the Day

Her name is Lorene Renard. She’s apparently some french model from France, which doesn’t explain why she’s cleanly shaven, unless the bikini wax has become international, and ruined my hairy bitches fun, which I think is pretty much the case, thanks to porn, playboy cosmo and other bullshit marketing that makes girls think they have to be hairless to be attractive, not that it matters because what matters is that all french pussy puts out easy, I’m talking anal on the first date easy, cuz they like to live the good life, and have no room for thing that get in the way of that, like morals and values when it comes to sex, making this hard nippled model in her first ad campaign a lot more appealing….

Posted in:Lorene Renard

2011

14

Jan

Kim Kardashian Twitter Bikini Picture of the Day

Clearly, Kim Kardashian was craving a little attention from people the other day, because she put this bikini picture on twitter, clearly screaming “Look at me” like the little girl in the grocery store who pulls out her vagina cuz she knows it gets a reaction, only far more washed up than that….

I guess it’s cuz everyone’s been making fun of her, that she’s not being seen as the sex symbol she wishes she was and I’m not complaining, because as annoying, retarded, bad-faced Kim Kardashian is, and as much as I hate pornstars who crossover to mainstream, I still love her big ass and titties to stare at, even if I know how blackened her meat has become….

Obvious Hustle, but good hustle, I just wonder how many shots it took her to get this one at the right angle to hide her gut.

Good times.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

14

Jan

Natalia Vodianova in her Underwear of the Day

Natalia Vodianova is some Russian model who I always hear people talking about. She escaped Russia to be a successful model when she was 15. The perfect age for nude fashion shoots and topless runway shows because modeling is the only legal kiddie porn these days….not that I am into that stuff…but I know you are…

She’s married to some billionaire property guy in the UK, because Russian girls all think they are princesses, high maintenance bitches who forget about communism because they are too blinded by Dolce and Gabana and their gangster boyfriends….

She looks good half naked, I just wish I didn’t read that she has 3 kids on wikipedia, trying to bring you the facts, cuz that just ruined everything…

Posted in:Natalia Vodianova

2011

14

Jan

Joanna Krupa in Her Bikini of the Day

My first internet job was helping my friend who was an internet journalist, if that even exists, back in 2004. He didn’t pay me, but he would give me free beer, I am ghetto like that, and I am into selling myself short….

I used to have to transcribe interviews he did with d-listers. It was 2004 and Joanna Krupa was one of the people I had to listen to as I did my best job transcribing her bullshit answers without jumping out of his fifth floor window.

I don’t remember much about her and apparently either does the rest of the world, because she doesn’t matter. She practically doesn’t exist and never did. She was nothing by a Stuff / FHM / Maxim model turned Dancing with the Stars star even though she was never a star, just a self-proclaimed one, and Dancing with the Stars was the biggest thing she ever did, which is kinda against the whole model of the show….

I guess, she’s used to that shit, because she did it with her whole “Polish” act, considering she never faced the iron curtain or communism like I real mail order bride, she just decided it was good for marketing and used it as much as she could….she moved to America at 5….who the fuck rememeber the traumatic experiences before 5….I mean most of us were probably molested before 5 and haven’t got the slightest repressed memory…but here this cunt is talking about rationed toilet paper like she was in a concentration camp….and I just hate bullshit for attention…unless that bullshit is her in a bikini…even if she’s thicker than she once was…she’s still okay by me…plus me and her go way back…she just doesn’t know I masturbated to her voice and her tedious and obvious answer back then…but I do…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2011

13

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t get the 10,000 facebook likes I was hoping for last night….

So my protest is going to be not writing drawn out stories about my day in the stepLINKS…Which is a good thing…Cuz I had nothing to say….

Here are the links….

Rumer Willis Got Hired to Model – Which is a Great Way for a Brand to Get Noticed – Not a Sexy Way – But a Shocking Way
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om Hanks’s Son Thinks He is a Rapper and It’s HILARIOUS – VIDEO
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Because This Will Help You Get Through the Last Agonizing Hours of the Week
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Us Her Panties
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Khloe Kardashian Is A Fucking Monster And I Can See Her Nips
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Jessica-Jane Clement Is Very Talented and by Very Talnted I Mean She’s Got a Great Rack
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If Michael Lohan Gets Murdered In the Next Little While, Odds Are Charlie Sheen Did It – MUST READ
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And Now, The Weirdest O Face Ever (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Most Awkward Moments in Sports History
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Give a Call to the Suicide Girl Hotline! – VIDEO
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Pixie Lott Panty Upskirt
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Chloe Sevigny Could Be Hot If She Didn’t Always Wear Such Stupid Fucking Shit
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That Golden Voiced Guy is Off to Rehab!
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Paz De La Huerta, Candice Boucher and Veronika Zemanova
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini
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She Puts the HO in Home Depot (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Laura Vandervoort Kinda Has a Charlize Theron Thing Going On
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Pic Dump Full of Boobies of the Day (NSFW)
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Valentina and Sophie Get It On – VIDEO
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More Fun With Charlie Sheen
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Elisandra Tomacheski Lingerieshoot. Awww Yeaaaa
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Nicki Minaj is a Showoff But Whatever
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Who Looked More Bangin???
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Roundest Thickest Ass on The Planet Earth (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Angelica Saint Will Leave You Speechless (NSFW)
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How About some Lexi Belle? (NSFW)
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And MORE Rachel McAdams Hotness
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Jesse Gets Abused By the Fucking Machines (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lisalla Montenegro Maybelline New York Photoshoot
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Man I Totally Have athing for Asian Babes Lately
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Rewind 2010: Victoria’s Secret Catalogue – Maryna Linchuk
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Fuck Sleeping Beauty, This Chick is Sleeping Titties
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Olivia Munn’s Legs Are In NYC
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Brazilian Bikini Fight
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Striptease of the Day
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Catalina Cruz in the Mirror
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The 11 Dumbest Things Cartoons Have Taught Us
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Lauren Hoyte is The Hotness
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Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs for Moet & Chandon
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Olivia Munn Fat Cleavage Twitter Pics
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A Tasty Rachel McAdams Upskirt
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Yeah, I’d Still Fuck Britney Spears
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Lindsay Lohan, Is The Epitome Of America, And Here’s Why
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – The Dilemma Movie Review For Those of You Who Don’t Want To Go Through The Trouble of Seeing Such Shit Movie
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