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2011

20

Jan

Some Rumer Willis Looks her Hottest with the Help of Tit of the Day

If you read the site you will know that Rumer Willis is one of my favorite people to laugh at only because she is so fucking ugly…which is unfortunate because she was born into a celebrity family…I am not so sure if I do it cuz her jawline makes me question humanity or whether we really can be born lookin’ like something you’d find on the shelf of a halloween store…or if I do it because I like to point and laugh at Demi Moore’s disgusting, tainted, vile uterus, but I do know that whatever the reason, and as much as I like to point and laugh in the privacy of my own couch, this is actually the hottest picture I have ever seen of her and she didn’t even have to wear a mask, paperpag or pillow case, she just had to have her tits bust out and her chin tucked in….Very good look for her….

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2011

20

Jan

Weird Girls Naked Dance Video of the Day

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Based on the condition of their bush, I can only assume these skinny bitches are hipsters….I mean that and the fact that this is totally something some hipster bitch would do to be funny, ironic, artistic, fashionable, etc…I guess the song kinda gives it away too….and all I have to say is that halfway through this shit….somersaults….

This has to be one of the more amazing homevideos I’ve seen, trying to understand it just leaves me empty and confused, but at least there is nudity to get me through it and I fucking love nudity…especially on girls with skinny bodies….

I had no choice but to post this…

Posted in:amateur

2011

20

Jan

Some Bitch with a Couch Cushion Addiction of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a real show, or just some viral video clip making fun of intervention doing the rounds…but I do know this has got to be one of the better addictions I’ve heard of…it’s weird as fuck but not quite the weirdest out there…I know people with all kind of compulsive issues…

I’m just wondering where she goes when she finishes eating a cushion, what happens if she hits hard times and can’t afford to buy a new couch, does so go thrift store couch shopping, eating the absorbed ass sweat of many people before her, you know not knowing whether a motherfucker died on the shit or not…

I also wonder if this is gonna kill the bitch…what does this kind of thing do to someone’s insides? It’s pretty fucked…and yet entirely hysterical…enjoy…

Posted in:Addiction

2011

20

Jan

Irene Lopez is Banging Macaulay Culkin of the Day

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I read that Macaulay Culkin was seen out at a sex club with some pornstar named Irene Lopez.

My first thought was who fucking cares who Culkin is fucking. Seriously. Dude hasn’t done a movie in years, the one movie he did do, he played an annoying queer who for some reason influenced all the local loser party kid….dude’s just living off the stupid money he made as a kid who got fucked by Michael Jackson….and the only reason his name came up is that I was into seeing Mila Kunis naked…..who he may be staging these pics to piss off… but who cares about their bullshit personal issues…cuz my second thought was find videos of his porn bitch naked and getting fucked….

Posted in:Irene Lopez

2011

20

Jan

Top Inked Pornstars of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, why the fuck would I care to see pornstars not getting fucked in video, at least that’s what I’m thinking…and for the most part I don’t even like watching pornstars fucking in video and prefer the pussy I watch get down to be amateur…I generally hate that pornstars are famous, I find them average looking at best, their troubled pasts can be grounds of almost being hot, but you can find dysfunctional bitches everywhere…..like at any city bus station….

Either way, INKED, a tattoo magazine, did a feature on Teagan Presley, Tori Lux, Akira Raine, Daisy Marie, Krysta Kaos and Juelz Ventura, whose names really don’t matter, and yes they forgot Belladonna, but I figured I’d put it out there, even though I hate girls with tattoos, find tattos kinda lame in general but more importantly, despise real pornstars, because you don’t and I work for you…

Not to mention these gutter sluts actually look kinda hot when you get a decent photographer, lighting, make-up, etc. Enjoy.

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Posted in:Inked|Pornstars

2011

20

Jan

Ellen von Unwerth and Kate Upton Hot for Guess of the Day

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Here are some pictures of a couple hot models in the latest Guess campaign. For those of you who don’t give a fuck, Guess is the company that made Anna Nicole Smith an actual model, something that I still question but can’t guess the reason why…but now these girls have a lot to live up to if they want to be remembered for their work with Guees and by live up to I guess I mean dying by 40 after they a decade doing a lot of eating while humilating themselves on reality TV before developing a pill addiction that will ultimately kill them…..

What it comes down to is that Guess should be paying me in more than just hot bitches in erotic pictures…I’m talking cold hard cash for this free exposure on my site that reaches millions of people who will never shop at Guess….

Here is a hotter set of pics of Kate Upton for Guess Accessories….

Posted in:Ellen von Unwerth|Kate Upton

2011

20

Jan

Megan Fox Prison Tats in Underwear of the Day

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Megan Fox has already posed in her underwear for Armani but apparently she’s doing it again….

I can’t really tell if this pic is old or ner and I don’t really document Megan Fox in her lingerie intentionally or carefully enough to remember anything I’ve ever posted about her, but I figure you won’t be complaining with any Megan Fox lingerie pics, cuz you are a pervert and have trouble getting over people even when they get married, retire from their shitty acting career, and fade into obscurity…It’s that type of commitment that will land you in prison when a girl you like wrongfully labels your passion as stalking…forcing you to teach her what crazy really is…some people just never learn…and it’ll be a great opportunity to stock up on Megan Fox tattoos…..cuz you’re that motivated of a fan…..

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

20

Jan

Marisa Miller Showing Off her Workout of the Day

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Marisa Miller did Shape magazine, because she’s a fantastic shape even if she has fake tits, which I fucking hate….

I also hate that she looks like a 40 year old french stripper with no lips and a hard face…..ready to chain smoke and give a lap dance for 8 dollars a song, even though the other girls charge 10 dollars a song…She’s a smar t marketer like that…..but I’m just being an asshole…because a body as fit as this is something worth staring at……

She’s peddling a line of signature surfboards and her interview made me hate her, but you’ll be down with her All-American marketing strategy…cuz that’s just the person you are….and I’ll just remain the person staring at the amazingly tight shit….

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2011

20

Jan

Jessica Stroup Covered Up in a Bikini of the Day

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Here is some 90210 trash not remembering that she’s on some bottom feeding show that will eventually be cancelled leaving her and and her gang of rejects who think they are hotter and more important than they are thanks to all the attention they get and the money in their bank accounts out of work….cuz if she remembered that obvious fact that she’s got a seriously fleeting career she’d be fucking diddling herself in her bikini for the paparazzi and not covering her shit up..all to stay relevant….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Jessica Stroup

2011

20

Jan

Zoe Kravitz Hard Nipple of the Day

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Here is some Zoe Kravitz nipple. I am only posting it because I resent her for blocking me on TWITTER killing all chances of me fucking her up her cunt asshole.

I am also posting it because her mom, Lisa Bonet, was the first negro woman I jerked off to, back in the Cosby days….she was like the gateway negro woman cuz her skin was pretty light skinned….

Not that it matters…

Posted in:Zoe Kravitz