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2011

24

Jan

Rashard Mendehall Humps Ben Roethlisberger to Keep Up Team Morale of the Day

I don’t watch football, but I always make fun of how gay it is to both play it, hang out in the locker room, but more importantly obsessively watch it…

Here is Rashard Mendehall keeping up team spirit as he humps Roethlisberger…and it’s just typical football behavior….usually they save this for the long nights away from the family while on the road and when in the lockeroom, and I am sure a lot of you are happy to get a taste of this, I mean since you spend your days watching these men in tights ram into each other, over and over, fighting for balls….

You bunch of queers…especially you Steelers fans…I’ve seen you in action and it is some real blue collar, welfare, trailer park, fat wife shit….what I like to call the foundation of being a fucking closet case.

Enjoy….and remember you’ll be able to see this again when they play at the superbowl…

I don’t do sports…but I tried

Posted in:Ben Roethlisberger|Rashard Mendehall

2011

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My battery is going to die. I am not talking about my health. I mean my computer. Although my health is probably running on empty too, it’s just a matter of time before I end up falling over on the side of a road somewhere with nothing left to give and before that happens, I’m gonna try to refuel with booze…It’s the weekend, stop reading this…

Here are my stepLINKS

I said…Here are my stepLINKS

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The Best Thing Since Blowjobs from Girls Who Don’t Like Commitment….and Who Don’t Charge Too Much…
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The 25 Most Entertaining Athletes of All-Time
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Amazing Tits on This Amateur Who Gets A Serious Facial (NSFW)
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Here’s a Gwenyth Paltrow Upskirt
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Megan Fox is Looking Good and Saying Nothing in Her New Armani Ads Which is the Way It Should Be
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Because It’s Friday And It’s Time to Relax a Bit (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Sell Weed to Cameron Diaz
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College Girl Self Fisting (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Quarters in Belly Button World Record – VIDEO
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Slash Weighs in on Glee and It’s Amazing
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun, Especially Sex (NSFW)
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace See Through Bra And Downblouse
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QWTF is Wrong with Sandra Bullocks Face
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Nikki Schieler Ziering, Arianny Celeste, Kagney Linn Karter & Sofija Milosevic
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Michelle Hunziker Graciously Shows Us How Flexible She Is…
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Pedo Bear Finally Catches One – But She is 18 –
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Sharon Stone is a one Trickl, Upskirt Pony
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Sasha Cane is Worth Pulling One Out To
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Home Grown Vagina
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Sex With a Deal Doll (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Anishya Sue Reyes is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Mexican Beauty Queen’s Facebook Page Leads Agents To Arresting Her Drug Kingpin Boyfriend
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Hot Booty Chick in Panties Cleans the Kitchen – VIDEO
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April O’Neil and Georgia Jones Are Hot For Each Other (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Ashley Madison Ad With Pornstar Banned From Super Bowl
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Nicki Minaj, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Shay Laren Does the Job Right (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Karolina Kurkova Gallery Hotness
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Cutey in a Red Dress is All Leg
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Amber Heard Looking Hot in Her New Movie – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mila Kunis Looks Hot While Smoking
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Killer Tire: The Horror Movie – VIDEO
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Lesbian Wake Up Call (NSFW) – VIDEO
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J-Woww’s Blocked Nude Pics Were More Graphic Than Ex Admitted
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Amy Reid Hotness (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Paid Dawn Holland $25,000 to Keep Quiet
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Brooklyn Decker Gets Naughty In Esquire
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Olivia Munn Can Choke My Chicken Any Time
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A 14 Year Old Whore In Training…
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Rihanna’s Pasty Nipples
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I Love Chicks With Big Tits And No Bra. Here’s Why…
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2011

21

Jan

Halle Berry Tit in Some Movie of the Day

The movie is called Frankie and Alice…I’ve never heard of the shit but I am glad that I got to see these scene cuz there is nothing like watching a bitch run in fear, almost get hit by a car, while her amazing tits are hanging out of her dress bouncing around…cuz Halle Berry, depite being a fake black girl, cuz she’s had enough of a tan, acting skills and a sob story for Oprah to accept her as her own, that the movie companies used instead of hiring real black girls….winning her an academy award …has got such a good fucking body it makes no sense to me.

Posted in:Halle Berry

2011

21

Jan

Sofia Vergara Flashing Some Ass of the Day

This is pretty major. Sofia Vergara the 40 year old washed up bitch who no one thinks is washed up but me. You are all blinded by her stupid tits, her young pregnancy and escape to America that involved sucking a lot of dick to the top, cuz all the other immigrants she floated on the raft here with are working as cleaning ladies and hotel staff, her success just doesn’t add up without taking loads on her face…or maybe her ass…that she’s showing off in these pics….

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

21

Jan

Anja Rubik Slutty Vogue Russia Shoot of the Day

Here’s some Vogue Russia photoshoot to celebrate the fall of the iron curtain…you know cuz know they are more laid back then America when it comes to sexuality in their magazines…cuz America prefers death, gore, killing and blood, to succulent nipples I want inside my asshole in some new wave sex position I just invented…..

The model is named Anja Rubik, she was born in Poland and escaped the USSR rationed bread line to become a hot fucking model who walks the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show the last few years…who poses in HERE and shows off her HERE and who got naked for the Pirelli calendar HERE .

I’m a fan of this tall lean amazingness….and these pictures are hot.

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2011

21

Jan

David Spade’s Hot Tits of the Day

He’s always been dainty and petite, so it’s only natural that they make him the woman that he is…I have a feeling at least one of you doesn’t care that this is David Spade because you always thought he was a woman playing a man….you know like his twin sister Ellen….and I have a feeling at least one of you is going to because you like cock attached to the tits you’re jerking off to, tranny love is your dirty little secret….and I have a feeling at least one of you doesn’t is too drunk to realize this is David Spade and not some old hooker with great tits…because that person is me….

Posted in:David Spade

2011

21

Jan

Jessica Biel in White Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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I fucking love white bikini bottoms. I have been at the local pool at least once and was lucky enough to see some twat, literally…I’m talking get this shit wet and you get to see an entire vagina that doesn’t know it’s being stared at by perverts like me cuz bitches assume they are fully clothed and covered up as they wear their bikini and aren’t that likely to check their cunts out in their bathing suit to see if its see through while swimming and tanning…..unless they are doin’ it on purpose to tease me…

Despite calling Jessica Biel a man on a regular basis cuz she works out and is muscular, she’s got a great fucking ass. I approve even if I know her sex life with Timberlake involves strap-ons….

These pics are amazing.

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Posted in:Jessica Biel

2011

21

Jan

Nicki Minaj Big Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Here is the colored version of Lady Gaga and I am not just saying that cuz she’s black, I’m saying it cuz she’s a hot pink and purple ridiculously dressed clown….I guess she figures if the outrageous hustle worked for Gaga, it’ll work for her in her mainstream hip hop caerr, but I’m pretty sure all she really needs to keep the fame thing going is her nice big ass….

I hate this Halloween every day of the year cuz we’re “Artists” bullshit, but they’re the ones making millions and I’m the one the writing about it like it actually matters, which trust me, it doesn’t….

That’s enough of that.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2011

21

Jan

Jessica Alba Feeding the Meter of the Day

I like watching bitches shove money in inanimate objects. It’s a fetish that I can only get a taste of standing at vending machines, gumball machines and parking meters…I don’t know what it is, but can assume it’s all about the penetration…

I don’t know what I’m talking about, I don’t have that fetish….the only sex with money games I play involve roles of quarters and willing assholes which has nothing to do with parking meters or the bitches confused by their complexity….the only insertion in coinslots I’m into involves meaty inny vagina….

I just felt like I had to get these Alba pics up, even though she’s a mom and thus disgusting…cuz she’s still Jessica Alba….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

21

Jan

Michelle Williams Tit in Blue Valentine of the Day

Watching Michelle Williams get fucked in this movie Blue Valentine brings back really amazing memories of making fun of Jake Gyllenhaal’s sexual relationship with Heath Ledger to Jake Gyllenhaal’s face, before he had a rich bitch hissy fit that got me kicked out of the restaurant he was annoyingly crying for attention in….

Because I know that homo Gyllenhall hates this Michelle Williams bitch for stealing his man on the Brokeback set and getting knocked up with his baby that Jake’s only the godfather of, when he was meant to be the actual second father, before Michelle Williams got in the way of his dreams..leading to Heath Ledger’s drug overdose and Jake’s sexual confusion…..that cunt…that you can now see sex in a movie….

Here she is getting fucked….

Here are her shitty tits in the shower….

Here she is getting fucked and complaining…

Posted in:Michelle Williams