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2010

28

Dec

Victoria Silvstedt’s Useless Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day

Victoria Silvestedt is an attention seeking cunt. She was a Playboy model 15 years ago and feels entitled. She’s dating a married midget billionaire from Greece and has the nerve to try to sue me cuz I posted pics of her getting eaten out by him, like she wasn’t already getting paid to do it, like it was a private event, even though he paid her extra to do it on the fucking dock in front of the paparazzi.

It just amazes me that despite all her bottom feeding and getting naked for money, she still hasn’t dropped a sex tape, I guess we’ve got 2011 for that to happen, but I assume the billionaire would have to drop her as his mistress, cuz as long as she’s on his payroll, I guess she doesn’t really need us.

Bitch.

Here are her fake tits.

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2010

28

Dec

Clara Morgane’s 2011 Calendrier of the Day

Her name is Clara Morgane, based on this video, she’s some nude model from France who has a decent fan base, or at least enough of one to make a Calendar, for what I can only assume are people in their late 60s who don’t have a cell phone, laptop, desktop, car with a digital clock, or any of the other things our world has to offer that makes Calendar’s totally obsolete.

I’ve never heard of her, but I do know that french girls are nice a hairy in the right places, at least they are rumored to be, but feel that stereotype went out the window with the bikini wax, but I do know that french girls that despite being cheesy as hell, have anal on the first date, they are sexually laid back like that….making this twat even better than it already is.

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2010

28

Dec

Lucy Pinder Topless of the Day

Here’s some busty trash from the UK tanning topless depsite the general allergy to the sun I thought everyone from UK has…but then again maybe I’m not well educated on British people since I’ve never been there and assume they all have pasty white skin and brown mangled teeth…they all work as chimney sweepers and live in caravans…I saw Mary Poppins, I know how it is.

Her name is Lucy Pinder, she’s a busty Glamor Model celebrated for having big natural tits that she doesn’t mind showing off cuz everyone’s already seen them, and I don’t mind posting them, cuz I like tits.

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2010

28

Dec

Angelina Jolie’s Bullshit Inspires of the Day

The new year is coming faster than you did the first time you had sex. Nothing like an inspiring Angelina Jolie and family in Nambia picture to put you in the mood to make a difference in 2011….you know to put all of yourself into a cause and by all of yourself…I mean absolutely none of yourself….cuz if this bitch was really selfless and about making a difference, she probably wouldn’t have 14 million dollar houses around the fucking world….she is bullshit and I hope one of her Aids babies gives her Aids to rid the world of the real cancer that is her constant fucking bullshit….Inspiring….

Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2010

28

Dec

Rihanna in a Bikini in Barbados of the DAy

I always love seeing pictures of Rihanna back home in Barbados because I know everyone in Barbados hates her.

She’s living the life of luxury, making the people she went to church or school back when she was living in a shanty with her garbage man father, wait on her hand and foot, cuz that’s what she’s come to know….

She pretends they don’t know she was a teenage prostitute in the Karaoke bars on the island, sucking the right cock, or maybe she knows they all know and that’s why she walks around the beach like the prized pig at the county fair, to overcompensate for being full of shit, insecure, and a joke of a person…who deserved to get beat down by Chris Brown…but at least she’s getting paid for being barely talented….

I also love seeing her in pictures back home in Barbados because she’s wearing a bikini.

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2010

28

Dec

Bar Refaeli is Hot in Her Bikini of the Day

I wonder if anyone is on this site today. I assume most people are on winter vacation, but maybe I only think that because I only hang out with people who are on vacation, it’s not quite the life of luxury it sounds like, considering the people I hang out with are always on vacation, it’s called Welfare, something Bar Refaeli doesn’t know much about because she made a ton of stupid money doing exactly what she’s doing here, only now she’s doing it for free, because she’s just that rich, like some Doctor on Doctor’s without borders in his retirement, or some Lawyer on some helping the poor trash in his city fight legal issues pro boner cuz he’s got so much money it makes is hypocritcal ass feel better about all his over indulgence and greed….only Bar Refaeli is far more exciting to stare at when she does her professional work for free, see cuz she’s a very hot bikini model.


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2010

27

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I just woke up. I think I slept all day but I am not sure. This Holiday season is kicking my old, tired, probably should have died the last few days but didn’t, so exhausted I am surprised I am up now, I think I’m gonna down the last of the eggnog and pass the fuck out for another day…

But here is some of the shit I may or may not have missed. Touch your toes.

Natalie Portman is Pregnant and Engaged – I Don’t Care, But A Bunch of Nerds Sure as Hell Feel Like She Cheated on Them Do….
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Awesome Boxing Week Sale
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Hugh Hefner is Engaged to Crystal Harris So She’s the Newest Attempt to Revitalize the Brand….
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Hugh Jackmon Gets Hit in the Nuts By a Cricketeer – VIDEO
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Rihanna And Her Topless Friend
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Paris Hilton Nasty Bikini Pics. Did I Say Nasty?!
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Because Santa Couldn’t Package and Wrap Getting Laid and Put It Under Your Tree
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Erin Heatherton Is The New Marisa Miller
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Lucy Pinder is Good ar Wearing a Bikini
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Skinny Brunette Play With Herself on Video
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The 25 Most Entertaining Atheletes of All Time
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Caption This of the Day Involves a Sparking Vagina
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Because Santa Didn’t Bring You All the Toys You Want
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Victoria Silvstead Bikini Pics
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Katy Holmes Just Because
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Coco Got Naked For Christmas and She Wants You To See
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Irina Shiek is Looking Hot in Lingerie
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Toplessness on the Beach – GALLERY
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A Whole Lot of Maliah Michelle
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Guess Who’s Getting Evicted…
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Two Busty Teens Get Showered & Play Touchy Feely – VIDEO
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Pornstar Mason Moore’s Christmas
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Bar Refaeli: Bikini in Mexico!
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Eva Angel is a Naughty Nurse
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This Kid is Right For Hating Books for Christmas
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A Little Elle Macpherson Hotness
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Naked Lunch with Corinna
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This Chick Looks Like a Hotter, More Authentic Kim Kardashian
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Girl Gets Kicked in the Face – VIDEO
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People Getting Puppies For Christmas – VIDEO
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Lydia Herst is Gonna Play Lindsay Lohan in a Movie, Amazing
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Selena Gomez Took Off Her Promise Ring! YES!
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Erin Heatherton’s New Lingerie Photos Are So Hot They’ll Melt Your Face
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Lucy Pinder Sunbathing Her Big Topless Titties
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Christine Martin Is A British Chick With Big Tits And Her They Are
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Victoria Silvestedt Over Exposed Bikini Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

27

Dec

Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt Kiss for the Homeless of the Day

This would have probably been exciting 15 years ago, when both these bitches mattered, before Jennifer Love got old and fat and Alyssa Milano got weathered and boring….Seriously, as if them doing homeless charities together wasn’t enough of an attempt to get the paparazzi to take a pic….staging these “almost” kissing pics is more desperate than two mom’s at a resort bar trying to get their husbands to notice them, but they are too busy checking out the young pussy that still matters.

I hate lightly humorous cries for attention, you know like “haha, we’re so silly and fun” kind of cries for attention. I like my bitches real desperate and willing to do things they never would have done when not desperate for attention, so these pics just piss me off. They are pathetic….but you are a loyal fan…and can’t get over these bitches….so here are the pics…

I am going to pass the fuck out now..

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Posted in:Alyssa Milano|Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

27

Dec

Paris Hilton Bikini Trash of the Day

Paris Hilton is in her bikini. I can go pass the fuck out now knowing I’ve left you with something disgusting enough to satisfy your pervert needs…

It was a joke that she was famous 10 years ago, but now the joke is on us because we’re still talking about her 10 years later. She’s one of those things we should have forgotten about long ago, and I guess she proves all that is wrong in society, like that money can’t buy you a cure to herpes, but it can buy you a cure for Aids, which in Paris Hilton’s case is probably good enough…

She’s a waste of fucking time, here she is sloppy, fat, old and ugly in her bikini for you die hard Paris Hilton fans…Get over it motherfuckers, it’s really nothing good….she’s just milking the press in some staged pics cuz they think she’s pregnant.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

27

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Christmas is over Candice Swanepoel.

I don’t know how they do it in South Africa with your tribal rain dances and shit. But I think it’s time to get with the fucking program. Sure, half naked is good all the time, but when you’re half naked theme is 4 days too late, it’s hard to appreciate the amazing pussy barely being hidden, cuz the timing is all wrong….

Sure, busting out the Christmas lingerie after Christmas is only funny once when you’re dealing with down on her luck hooker could only afford the slutty Santa costume in mid-may cuz it was on sale and that is only amazing cuz you know you’re dealing with a discount pussy who will do everything you need within your budget, I expect more from model pussy…

Fuck you Victoria’s Secret. You make too much money and own too much good pussy. I hate you and your made in China shit.

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