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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the holidays so I don’t know why I am posting links. I should be out caroling with the group from church and by caroling I mean gang banging this bitch carol, she always puts out, Christmas or not.

I am in the Holiday spirit, just an hour ago I paid some whore 10 dollars a song to sit on my lap and tell me what she wants me to do to her….

It was a waste of money, but it was nice to feel in control.

I am ridiculous. I am also drunk. But I don’t really need Christmas for that. I just need alcohol….

stepLINKS are here….Dance around the tree for this Christmas miracle….

Grandpa Got a Sex Towel for Christmas
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Everyone Wants to Kill Paris Hilton
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Heidi Montag is a Whiney Fucking Fame Whore of the Day – Unfortunately These Scars Aren’t Across Her Throat When They Found her in a Ditch
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It’s Never Too Cold Outside for Fucking Cool
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How About Some Canadian Beaver? Aleesia’s Upskirt
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Remembering Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape
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Angelina Jolie Was a Heroin Addict
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Because Web Sluts Are Easy and I Love Easy Sluts
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Sara Jean Underwood Knows How to Rock Lingerie
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Gorgeous Babe Plays With Her Massive Tits – VIDEO
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And MORE Sara Jean Underwood
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Hottest Female Athletes to Look For in 2011
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Anna Chapman Leaked Nude Pics
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How to: Pimp Your Kids 101
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So Jenny McCarthy Has a Fat Cousin or Some Shit
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Sophie Reade Upskirt
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Hugh Hefner is Losing His God Damned Mind
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A Damn Hot Latina Will Make Your Day Right
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Some Jana Jordan Hotness
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Maliah Michel’s Ass is Out of Hand
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Did Anyone ACTUALLy Think the Spiderman Musical Would Work?
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Tip Drill: 10 Ex-Strippers That Became Stars
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Young Teen With HUGE Tits Dances in Her Bathroom – VIDEO
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Dude Jerks Off On Some Unsuspecting Girl’s Hair on the Train…..
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Meet Hottie Valya
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Gisele Bundchen: New Balenciaga Spring Campaign Images
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Dominika Has One Hot Body
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Here’s The Trailer For Little Fockers – VIDEO
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Kylie Minogue is Hot Even in Winter Clothes
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Victoria’s Secret Angels Wish You A Merry Christmas!! OW!! – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Lady Gaga Went Shopping In Her Underwear
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Lingerie Football Fight! – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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3 Swedish Hotties – GALLERY
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Nessa Looks Hot Under the Waterfall
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10 Celebrities That Could Be Serial Killers
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Chloe Sevigny Discusses Brown Bunny Blow Job
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2010

21

Dec

Lady Gaga’s Ass Pants Go Shopping of the Day

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Knowing I grabbed this is miserable. Knowing Gaga is unhappy people stopped talking about her so she staged this stunt and I’m talking about her is even more miserable than knowing I grabbed this ass, but then again grabbing ass, whether it is on a celebrity or not, whether it is on a monster looking bitch or not, is never really that miserable, even if it makes you want to throw up. It’s always kind of entertaining even if it is not erotic….

What it comes down to is that Lady Gaga is a vile circus freak, trying so hard to be relevant like she was Madonna and she’s ugly as fuck, but unfortunately that’s never stopped me for checking out an ass when it’s on display and that shouldn’t stop you.

Here are the miserable pics…

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2010

21

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Mouth Full of Foam cuz She is a Pig of the Day

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This isn’t really news, but luckily I don’t do really do news here. I pretty much focus my attention on the attention whores begging for it, and when I saw these pictures of 30 year old Kim Kardashian doing a keg stand with her mother like some kind of college girl who wasn’t too old, too fat and too washed up, I was forced to play out memories I have of her getting pissed on by black dudes in sex tapes…..not that I ever saw those scenes in the sex tape, but I know what a toilet for the colored folks at the back of the bus looks like when I see one, and this is prett much it…

I’ve got an issue with girls who drink beer to begin with. From my 20s onwards, unless bitch was drinking a Corona by the beach, I was disgusted by her, there’s just something sloppy about a girl drunk on beer, and that’s usually her gut she’s got hanging over her pants, not to mention her doppy face, her sea legs and the look of wanting to be loved in her eye, cuz I guess beer drunk, is different that cocaine and vodka redbull drunk, that should be kept for backpacking pub girls from the trailer park, you know those middle American not so cultured suburban trash chugging beer and not the girls I want to fuck….meaning Kim Kardashian is pretty much doing what everything about her would expect me to be doing….at least based n her body type…

I don’t know if I explained myself the way I wanted to, but what I am saying is that beer girls are pigs and so is Kim Kardashian, so it all makes sense and I didn’t have to post all those other words…about how pathetic and unerotic this is.


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2010

21

Dec

Candice Swanepoel in Some Typical, Yet Amazing Lingerie Pics of the Day

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These lingerie photoshoots are repetitive maybe, amazing, obviously.

I can’t hate these Victoria’s Secret photoshoots, even though they all look the same, they lack creativity, they are cookie cutter formula where the pussy is interchangeable, but I love this Candice Swanepoel, especially when she is half naked. She is a hero who escaped AIDs in South Africa, to be in an overpaid bitch in a thong all over the internet, showing off her amazing ass, while making me stare at my wife and hate my life because seriously, the fact that she doesn’t look like this, is fucking with my ego and any man who isn’t with a girl who looks like this is a failure. Realize that motherfucker and enjoy your miserable existance that eye candy like this may or may not soften the reality blow….cuz sometimes fantasy can carry you through everything…

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2010

21

Dec

Cameron Diaz is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

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I am bored of Cameron Diaz and her rectangular body that I can only assume comes with menopause, but her little ass are the remnants of what was Cameron Diaz you probably jerked off to, that I’m not so into her because I never liked Tomboys no matter how tall and thin and luxurious you are, you know the bitch farting and talking about shitting and jerking off like she’s a dude, was never for me, I was alway more more into the girls who were hungry, jonesing for drugs and willing to lick my asshole while jerking me off for 10 dollars, no matter how well I wiped….You know the real ladies of the world…

Not sure where I am going with this…again…I just know that what it comes down to is that menopausal women make me want to drink…..but then again so does everything….


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2010

21

Dec

Magdalena Frackowiak Nipple in Muse Magazine of the Day

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Here is a Polish model named Magdalena Frackowiak showing off her tits because that’s what escaping communism is all about. She was in this year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show . She was in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar . She is Probably going to be tits you are going to get to know very well, and that’s substantially better than eating cabbage and waiting in line for rationed bread to feed her juggling bear. It’s nice to see how cultured and knowledgable I am about Poland, but I’m not a University student studying sociology or geography, I like to keep my brain filled up on titties….and here’s my newest addition…

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2010

21

Dec

Tamara Mellon Old Rich Whore Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Tamara Mellon is some 40 year old hooker who slept her way into financing for a shoe brand that made her billions of dollars, freeing up her time to do sit-ups and making her able to afford her small round implants, and despite not liking older pussy, when it is rich and can nurture me like the 40 year old child I am, while spoon feeding me classy foods for rich folk, ideally with her used up clit as the spoon, is porn to me….The life this woman lives is good, and I think she’s trying to rub it in as I rub it out.

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2010

21

Dec

Lady Gaga Gets Felt Up By a Fan of the Day

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Lady Gaga has less sex appeal of a frail old man you see struggling with his bags getting off the bus…so you know she is either getting felt up by a crazed starstruck person who goes nuts when she sees anyone that she has seen on TV, or someone who buys into the Gaga marketing campaign that everyone knows is bullshit, except the millions of people who love her cuz they are missing things in their own life, and turn to this shit for hope and meaning, the same people making her rich, or maybe it’s just a lesbian, those lesbians will touch anything….

The worst thing in all this is that I was at an event Lady Gaga was hosting with Perez Hilton a few years ago. She had security and I kept reaching around them and grabbing her leotard ass. It was juicy and alright at the time, but I was drunk and she was all hopped up and didn’t realize what I was doing to her, making the whole molesting less fun when there’s no eye contact…

That said, she is still disgusting, even in my lapse in judgement the day I grabbed her….not knowing whether she was a man or woman…but I’m an alcoholic pervert like that…

Here are some pics of another unfortunate person grabbing at this miserable creature….

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2010

21

Dec

Coco’s Big Fat Stupid Ass of the Day

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I am tired of writing the exact same thing about Coco time after time, but she is not tired of showing the exact same thing time after time. It’s like this shit is groundhog day, only in this groundhog day the hooker/stripper who convinced a rapper to marry her cuz she was curvy changes her cheesy cheap whore looking outfits on the regular to keep her one trick fresh for her one john, if that makes sense, which it does if you’re a genius like me.

I know she’s got a stupid fat ass that is most likely implants. I know her hustle and apparently, that’s all you need to make it in America, pathetic yet amazing. Enjoy.

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2010

21

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here a few things going on in the news. I am sure there are better stories out there, but I am a heavily lazy guy and figure these are good enough for you, especially considering none of you bother watching these….even though I bother posting these…that hurts me…

Robber uses spray gun in CT

Author of controversial pedophile book arrested….How the fuck was this being sold on Amazon….Someone at Amazon should get arrested. They are the real pedophiles.

Peeping Tom brings ladder to spy on women

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