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2022

22

Sep

Britney Spears’ Schizo Dance of the Day

I have been calling out the Britney fans for not protesting her conservatorship over the last 15 years, until COVID happened and they suddenly decided to care. I have documented evidence of every Britney post I’ve done questioning how people just ignore that her family made her some money making slave for them, which is why I don’t believe she’s actually free, but rather part of some conspiracy or fake storyline to distract people, using body doubles or old footage of the popstar.

Her husband is an actor, her wedding was fake as shit with a bunch of BOUGHT and PAID for actors, so the whole thing seems like an illusion or viral social media stunt that leaves me wondering where the real Britney is.

Anyway, she posted a SCHIZO dance video, again, and it looks like it was shot on old tech, and her caption is nutty:

Ok so maybe I over do it when I come to Maui ? !!! I’m sorry but it’s awesome here ? !!! I actually want to wake up earlier in the morning ??!!! I’m awakened here !!! Maybe it’s my subconcious telling my consciousness to be guided to places of awakening ? !!! Maybe I should go jump in the water naked ? !!! That’s awakening but I definitely DON’T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE ? !!! Psss Amen at the end of the song !!!

Yeah, looks just like she’s in Maui and not some strip mall basement dungeon, not to mention her video content she’s so keen on looks like it was shot on a RAZR in the early 2010s, only the body they use looks like some hybrid Britney.

I’ll still try to buy into the “free Britney” being unhinged as she discovers her true self on social media, because it’s a funny storyline. Event though it’s a lot easier to assume this is part of some conspiracy where they never freed Britney, but are posting old weird footage of her to humiliate her or push some distraction by pretending Britney is still alive, or not institutionalized.

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2022

22

Sep

Armpit Fetish of the Day

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I’ve talked about Armpit fetishes over the years because I’ve personally known 2-3 homeless degenerates with WHITE PRIVILEGE who were very into Armpits.

Back in the 90s, my boy “Fried Chicken”, who we called “Fried Chicken” because he licked a hooker we hired at 4 am and she wanted to know what the smell was, so yeah, “Fried Chicken” would try to negotiate with strippers while getting lap dances to let him sniff their armpits, I guess their pheromones got him off, and eventually, he’d start paying them to let him fuck their armpits in the lap dance room, because he would convince them that it wasn’t real sex work and that no one would know, while throwing 200 dollars, which was a lot of money at the time, at them.

In more recent times, I met another dude who would go on Tinder dates with any Tinder girl willing to meet up and spend the date convincing them to let him fuck their armpit, most thought it was weird enough to let him try, and he had a great success rate.

So armpit fetishes exist, not just hairy armpit fetishes, which grosses me out, because as a kid, one of my foster parents was a midget with massive tits, like a legit midget who had blocks on her car pedals and a pillow to prop her up, she looked like a garden gnome and was missing fingers, and she would make some of the most disgusting fucking food we’d have no choice but to eat because we were hungry, wearing tank tops, that you’d see get all soaked from her hairy fucking armpits dripping sweat into our fucking disgusting food we’d have no choice to eat but who cares about me and my armpit shaming, this is about ARMPIT fetishes, so check out some ARMPIT!

Posted in:Armpits

2022

22

Sep

Sydney Sweeney’s Titties in a Dress GIFs of the Day

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I think this is Sydney Sweeney’s post EMMY HBO Party dress, but the fact that I even think that makes me want to jump in front of the train, because I am not that kind of blog, blogger, celebrity enthusiast, I hate these people, don’t care what they are wearing, and just reduce them to their tits, which in Sweeney’s case are massive.

I just happened to see these two gifs going “viral” and figured I’d post them because her tits are massive and being used for good, or at least her own self promotion to make her exist as a contender in the celebrity world, because tits have that power when weaponized proper.

Obviously, her softcore porn in shows like Euphoria, where you can watch her simulate sex and actually pull out her tits is better than this weird concept posing for social media at an event, but giant cleavage being used for attention, is always worth looking at, so I’m lookin!

I generally hate big titty girls that try to pretend their tits didn’t get them where they are, or that they are more than just big tits, NO YOU AREN’T, and I get the vibe that Sweeney knows that, because if she didn’t have the tits, she would be a flat chested girl with ceiling eyes and a weird mouth who can’t act, but with the tits, no one even notices her other evident flaws, including the fact that she sucks at acting, which is her whole fucking hustle!

TITS carry her and I wouldn’t mind carrying those tits, they are MASSIVE!

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2022

22

Sep

Butt Baby of the Day

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I don’t think the Butt Baby is a real thing, but I know many a bros who have said they were birthing a butt baby over the last 30 years, so it’s obviously a solid troll.

I can’t even find a higher res version of this MEME, but the idea is that it’s a product for TRANS men to experience MALE PREGNANCY, by sitting on an anatomically correct fetus/newborn and shitting it out.

The only reason I am posting it is because the world has gone so far, that this WOULD be a product available for the WOKE, the only thing missing is the THREE FUNCTIONING FUCK HOLES, like other pocket pussies have, you know to really drive the point home that WE are a bunch of degenerates because they are MAKING people that way.

What was once ignored, left in the corner of the internet, is mainstream and the normies are running with it, and the only place from here is the total collapse!

When I see shit like BUTT BABY, even though it’s LIKELY fake, but because it went viral, it’ll be the X-Mas gift of the year, we should INVEST in the idea and cash out, but that takes too much effort, plus I’d hate to be the person who encourages this kind of broken mental illness behavior!

It is a mental illness, stop pandering to these broken freaks!

Posted in:Memes

2022

22

Sep

Cami Mendes Turned Hot of the Day

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I give credit where credit is due, I have hated on everything Riverdale since its inception because the made for TV movie, turned into a series, that they ended up dragging out for a decade, is a disgrace to television programming or at least offensive to the audience, that is clearly a retard audience, because they watch such a nonsense fragmented story enough to keep the show on air, but that are probably a retard audience because the MEDIA they consume made them that way. Give them good stories people, let them use their brains, dumbing shit down to a TikTok while throwing in some WOKE triggers, that they barely pay attention to since they are on their phones anyway, is just destructive. I mean, it can’t cost them more on production to tell good stories, they are ALREADY making the shit.

But yeah, when she was on Riverdale she looked like a neckless Mayan working the Tortilla stand, her boxy ass body and casting as Veronica confused me, and not because she was Hispanic, I don’t care about hispanics being cast as white comic book characters, but because she was UGLY.

Well, she’s in some Netflix show that is some coming of age, modern attempt to give a generation their clueless or Cruel Intentions, by some overhyped writer that positioned herself as the voice of the generation and I watched it while I was sick and dying and don’t really remember the story, I do remember Maya Hawke, Ethan and Uma’s kid, dyking out in a park but we’re not talking about man hands here, we’re talking Cami, and she was fucking hot in it.

So either Riverdale makes stories shit and turns hot chicks ugly, or Cami Mendes shaped the fuck up and got hot, because if you look at her in this red dress, you’ll know this is a far better version of what was.

Posted in:Camila Mendes

2022

22

Sep

Denise Richard’s Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I am waiting for the day that Denise Richards and her team figure out how to come after INDEPENDENT NON PROFIT ORGANIZATIONS LIKE THIS ONE, all aggressively, with demands of RUINING US, if we don’t remove some of her sleazy gutter ass old lady geriatric nudes she sells to what I assume are the weirdest group of people out there.

Seriously, we need to produce a documentary on the subscribers of Denise Richards’ OnlyFans, what is wrong with those people, because clearly SOMETHING needs to be wrong with those people. Just watch Wild Things man, we don’t need to make things THIS real.

I guess smutty content has just gone a fucked up direction, where people are so empty, living on their computer screens, than any semblance of “real” gets them excited and a whore’s blown out asshole at 50 something is the REAL they need.

I don’t even think Denise Richards was that big of a deal when she was a big deal, if you know what I mean, she wasn’t on Carmen Electra or Pam Andersons level, she just sort of existed, which brigs m back to WHO THE FUCK ARE THE SUBSCRIBERS she is appealing to.

Not to mention, she’s a rich bitch, married to Sheen at his peak of earning, used to the good life, have things gone that shit to her that she has to publicly humiliate herself like this, or is this some kind of ritual the elites put there beta kittens through as part of some shit WE don’t understand because we’re not Masons.

This EMPOWERED, no shame shit is a disaster because there is nothing powerful or impressive in this, but there is a lot to be ASHAMED of, like the fact that she uploaded this to the internet!

The only HOT thing in all this is that you know her daughter snapped the shot and even that’s not hot, it’s disturbing. These are rich people, go do rich things like learn tennis or sailing, instead of doing amateur porn like a bright eyed lazy girl with a dream who realized dudes pull out credit cards for this shit.

It’s disturbing, but it’s DAY APPROPRIATE, ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAYS!!

Posted in:Denise Richards

2022

22

Sep

First Day of Fall and Other TikThots of the Day

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Lingerie Try On

Fitness Slut

Military Bitch Gets Us Rady for WWIII

Army Dancer

Bikini Girls

Bike Girl

Two Girls

FLEXING CHICK

Ballerina

Pantyhose Girl

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

22

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are the victim of a targeted attack that took place in the mid-90s until about 5 years ago that involved being shamed, humilated, told they are second rate panties, because the media and the big corporate monsters wanted to sell THONGS and sexier underwear for girls to get used to dressing like sex workers in their everyday life, so that when the pandemic hit, they’d be ready with a drawer full of outfits they could use in their transition to prostitution!

Well, I guess with the whole having a lot of content to produce and people need variety, it’s the spice of life, or some shit, the ladies came together and said that this is a new woke generation of inclusivity!

If men can pretend they are chicks and sell nudes, then women can get away with wearing their relationship comfortable panties, plus the losers who pay for nudes probably NEED that girlfriend experience to help them not kill themselves!

So this is basically charity work, philanthropy because in the 00s, a picture of a girl in her full backs would likely caused extreme shame, cyberbullying and suicide, but here it’s being used to give the illusion of relationship for strangers via a screen!

We’ve progressed so much as a people!

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2022

21

Sep

Kate Beckinsale Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know how many generations back Kate Beckinsale’s “Elite” goes. I know her parents were famous, but I don’t know if that was just by hard work and NOT selling their soul, or if they are from some original bloodline of reptiles that link back to Vlad the Impaler, the original Dracula, but it would make for a fun twist that would explain why she still looks this hot at 49.

I get that fitness, diet, being rich, being obsessive, napping a lot from not having anywhere to be, with strategic surgeries or injections can buy a bitch some extra years, but that’s not enough of a reason for me to still consider her this hot at 49.

There has to be some reason besides taking loads from young guys cuz she’s unable to have kids, she’s 49.

So I’m sticking with – she’s a vampire, nothing else makes sense.

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2022

21

Sep

TikTok Fisting Video of the Day

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As we all know, TikTok was designed to destroy the West, and it’s worked!

Chinese Spyware that’s far less annoying than the whiners of Twitter who all have disabiliities listed in their bios as they wait for the next person to misspeak to yell at about how non-inclusive you are, because the TikTok crowd is a mix of degenerates, sluts, all chasing the views, doing dumb things like cooking Chicken in Nyquil or whatever they are trying to prevent clout chasers are doing because it may kill them, when we should just let it kill them, you know if you’re too dumb to know, then maybe you’re too dumb to live!

Anyway, no idea what this face fisting video is about, but there’s a girl getting her mouth fisted, all dressed up so elegantly, like the classy that she is!

It’s been a weird series events and process watching all these normies turn into fetish content producers, there was a time when mouths weren’t getting fisted at parties, at least not by the hot chick and I’m not sure that’s a life any of you want to live!

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Posted in:TIKTHOT|TIKTOK