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2010

08

Sep

Holly Madison’s Twitter Tits of the Day

I don’t think you should get excited or even notice when a useless Playboy whore is showing off her stupid fake tits in a bikini. It’s like bitch is known for being naked, before distracting us from that by getting her own TV show….but the core of her is the fact that she gets naked for money…and the core of Playboy is booking this stripper looking girls with fake tits…like it was the fucking 1990s…when we’ve all moved on from that fantasy…

I am mad at myself for posting this obvious attempt to get twitter followers…even though when bitch is a fucking slut who gets naked for money and she’s not getting naked for her fans when it’s her job…she’s failed….

These should be pictures of her giving a pussy puppet show like the whore she is….and I’m not just saying that cuz I think all girls are whores….she’s pretty much proven it by everything about her career….but I got nothing better to put pictures of so here it is…

Posted in:Holly Madison

2010

08

Sep

Miley Cyrus and Ashley Greene in See Through Shirts of the Day

The biggest news in teenage wet dreams is that Miley Cyrus and Ashley Greene are filming a movie together. Ashley Green is attaching herself to anything that has seen success, and riding it’s coattails as hard as she can, and Miley is just being her slutty self….giving Ashley Greene something to follow, since she’s doing whatever it takes to stay relevant…

So yesterday, these idiots faked a kiss for attention….. and in keeping up their attention whore strategy to get noticed and talked about, because they want the world to think their average at best pussies are the hottest pussies around, they figured they’d milk the shit today by wearing see through shirts and leather pants…

I think Miley is the push Ashley Greene needed to sex it up, because prior to this movie role, she was boring as fuck, even though she was getting huge attention. Not that I care.

Sure they are just messing with us…but there’s always hope that things will go too far and a sex tape will be released. I know younger girls and 80 percent of them have masturbated with their female friends before turning 18…

Enjoy their scam.

Update – Yes, Miley is wearing lesbian mom pants from the 90s…..

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Miley Cyrus

2010

08

Sep

Anna de Rijk Topless for Intermission of the Day

This is some 22 year old Dutch model who won some modeling contest on a Dutch TV station and went onto sign with some major modeling agencies. She’s five foot nice and has done a bunch of work and all I really see is immigrant young girl tits being shown cuz she’s European and it isn’t a big deal to be topless, as it shouldn’t be a big deal to be topless here, but those fucking Christian fundamentalists always get in the fucking way of giving me daily jerk off material for just leaving my house…now I need to develop weirder fetishes, like girls riding bikes, girls selecting fruit at the market and women picking up dog shit in the park. It’s all your fault I’m weird….

As you know, I am a fan of skinny, young models, getting paid to get naked. They are my new strippers, cuz actual strippers irritate me. So here is Anna de Rijk tits for fashion, but more importantly, for me.

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2010

08

Sep

Rachel Weisz Shitty Topless in Some Magazine of the Day

I know Rachel Weisz is an actor, I am not really sure what she is. I can’t even tell if she’s really worth fucking, I mean for more reasons than just having a pussy.

I just came across these shitty topless, bareback, but not the good kind of bareback pictures, and I figured why not post them for the three idiots who are wondering what ever happened to the prostitute in “Bent” (huh?), or Evy in “The Mummmy”, or Wanda from “Fred Claus”…..alright enough of her IMDB….here are the boring pictures from Vs. Magazine…

I have no idea why I just posted this….isn’t Lindsay Lohan showing off her amazing tits somewhere? I should get on that…

Here she shopping in tight pants….I still don’t think she’s worth your time…

Posted in:Rachel Weisz

2010

08

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I just watched Jerry Lee Lewis on The View because Whoopi Goldberg is porn to me. It was nice to see a man who sacrificed his career to marry a 13 year old cousin performing after all these years of living what would have been a criminal life, in therapy talking about why he likes fucking girls who haven’t hit puberty yet, but it wasn’t criminal at the time….

Either way, he rocked the fuck out, despite struggling to put two sentences together, reminding me that there are real talents in the world, you know people who just have it. I am not one of those people. I don’t have any notable skills. Maybe that’s why I drink…

So I’m just gonna post the stepNEWS for now….while I go find myself.

PA Teacher Accused of Propositioning Female Students for Sex

A female teacher was caught texting students for sex in western Pennsylvania

Illegal Abortion Clinic in Maryland Shut Down

Memphis Man Busted for Indecent Exposure at Park

NC Restaurant Bans Crying Kids

Olde Salty’s, a restaurant in North Carolina, will not tolerate crying, screaming, or whining kids.

MGM Lion Attack in Las Vegas

Graphic video of a lion attacking it’s trainer at the MGM’s Vegas Wildlife Habitat. This is hardly an attack…I wanted to see some BONES…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Summer is over and apparently gay people are back on the internet…..and they are really mad at me for saying that Glee makes kids who wouldn’t normally be gay, but are instead socially awkward kids who are looking for reasons why they are different, cuz real gays are the 30 year olds and older who had to fight for the right to get dick in their ass. It is kinda funny cuz I lived with a couple of queers for close to 7 years and I know they’d agree with me, unfortunately died of AIDS. So people shouldn’t judge me for judging them, cuz my judgements come with experience…..not that anyone reading this care, the fauxfags are long gone practicing their gay lisp in front of the mirror, cuz gay is all the rage. Fuck yourself.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Heidi Montage Likes to Touch Her Own Tits, Her Face is Also Falling Apart And Here’s Some Pics of That
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Taylor Momsen Burned Her Dog’s Neutered Balls. Yes, You Read That Right
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I Think These are Seriously Fucking Awesome…..
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Snooki and her weeble wobble tits
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Cheap Thrills Always Welcome
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Carmen Electra is a Slutty Attention Whore
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Army Sluts Need a Sex Slave – VIDEO
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The Hottest Redheads in Sports
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Shannon Elizabeth Topless Pics, For Her Birthday
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Some Victoria Beckham, If Anorexics Are Your Thing
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Slumber Party Sluts For Your Pleasure
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Ashley Isn’t Your Everyday Office Whore
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Now THAT’S How You Clean Your Balls – VIDEO
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Seriously, How Awesome Would It Be To Watch Sean Penn Beat the Shit Out of Wyclef?
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Rachel Bilson, Because I Know You Want to Bang Her Just As Much as I Do
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Wow, Russian Weddings Look Pretty Amazing – VIDEO
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Wet Pussy Rubdown – VIDEO
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Mahliah Michelle Wants You to Take a Peek
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Snookie’s Tits Are Like Weeble Wobbles. What’s a Weeble Wobble You Ask? – VIDEO
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Angelina Invites You In
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Whiskey Made of Piss? Really?
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Michelle Keegan Has Me Thinking Impure Thoughts
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The Fap Mapper Reveals Where You’ve Been Naughty
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These 50 Pictures Will Get Your Right Hand In Motion
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I’d Almost Forgot Hot Sexy Minka Kelly Was
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Lady Gaga is afucking Pig
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Jasmine is a Busty Brunette
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Brandi Roderick Gallery
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I’m a Sucker For Young Girls in Summer Dressed
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Amy Reid is Glorious
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I Love a Good Pic Dump
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Lindsay Lohan is Back and Looking Nice and Slutty in Ads for Fornarina
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The 30 Funniest Netflix Suggestion Fails
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Haylie Duff Has Great Legs, Just Don’t Look At Her Face
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And That’s Why You Don’t Go on a Cruise Ship – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Lawler Perky Tits
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Markyta, Katerina or Lada? Take Your Pick
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Kayden Kross Gets Up Close and Personal
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Baltomore University Seems Like the Collest School EVER
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Finish Your Day With Tiara Harris
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Rihanna’s NEw Song – Unfortunately Not Rihanna’s Death….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

07

Sep

Rihanna’s Gutter Body Out in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna is fucking garbage. She’s from a poor trashy family on a beautiful Caribbean island. She’s gutter as fuck and the locals told me that the story behind Rihanna was that she was an underage prostitute at the local Karaoke bars…and her tricks landed her a record deal for someone who didn’t want to go to jail.

I don’t know how true that is, but it makes fucking sense, especially when you take into account her stupid tattoos and stupid hair that scream standing in line for child support checks to support your 10 illegit kids….

It’s disgusting, she’s done, but you may dig it, cuz she’s in a bikini….


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Posted in:Rihanna

2010

07

Sep

Bo Don Topless for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is, I just know she’s another aspiring model who is willing to get naked for money because getting a spread in a fashion magazine is better than working a normal job, but also not as sleazy as spreading her pussy on stage….even though it is essentially the same morals and values being disrespected and ignored, just one is packaged a little nicer and gets a little more money and respect….

Who really cares, she’s got tits, and she’s showing them….and that’s always worth exposing yourself on the bus for….

Posted in:Bo Don

2010

07

Sep

Lea Michele Ugly of the Day

I have heard straight people say this bitch is hot. That confuses me. I don’t even know why they know who she is, because she’s the star of Glee, which may be the biggest show on TV, but is so fucking gay, just knowing the shit exists makes you want dick inside your man pussy.

I get why gay people like her, you know cuz they are gay, and she looks like a tranny, not to mention she can sing show tunes and that’s just stereotypical homo shit that makes homos cum their women’s panties….

I think Glee is the fall of our society. It is teaching kids that being gay is okay, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being a queer, I just like when people used to defy all odds to get dick inside them, you know from risking getting beat up, to lowdown hook-up spots in public bathrooms, to AIDS, cuz when being gay was a challenge, I knew the gay dude was for real…it was authentic.

But now teenagers are being taught it is cool and okay to fuck each other, making the awkward kid jump on cock for acceptance, instead of really wanting it and I just find something lame about that….it’s like nothing is sacred anymore, everything is just mass produced shit.

Either way, here’s the girl on Glee scary as fuck for the closet cases, looking like a monster ready to eat our straight kids and spit them out dancing lightly on their feet and limp writsted….and it’s just too bad she’s not actually worth sticking it to, since that’s what I look for in vagina.

UPDATE – The old queens have emailed me to say they are not against the FAUXFAGS, cuz young fresh and willing meat is a dream come true and takes less work than having to convince a motherfucker to get down….


Posted in:Lea Michele

2010

07

Sep

Katy Perry’s Tits Perform in Latex of the Day

Katy Perry has tits, in the event you were wondering how her shitty songs and shitty performances actually got her noticed. The good news is she likes to show them off like the typical little slut every white girl from an overly religious upbringing is…..There’s nothing really special about this….a chubby misshapen girl squeezed into latex is alright, I guess, but I was much more into the religious girl who shoves religious statues inside her during her private dances at the strop club…..or escorting…or whatever the oppressive childhood got them into..

Either way, here are her tits in motion….cuz this is all she’s good for…and even this is a stretch cuz the rest of her sucks so fucking much…

Posted in:Katy Perry