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2010

06

Sep

Audrina in Tights for Dancing with the Stars of the Day

I didn’t realize that Audrina was on Dancing with the Stars, but I guess it makes sense that she’s been thrown into “Has-Been” status, before she even really started, because the caliber show she was on, just wasn’t high enough to warrant other shows or movie roles, unless it involved accepting your fate as a fucking loser, getting half naked, and dancing around a stage humiliating yourself amongst other fucking losers, competing for a title that really means nothing, all because you’re addicted to having the cameras on you….

But as a hypocrite, I gotta admit, any excuse to get any girls, famous or not, moving around in tight clothes or half naked, is good TV, even if it is just a strategy to get more viewers, or to get husbands to watch with their wives, not that I’d ever lower myself to watch the shit, but I have no problem accepting the fact that you do, or posting pics of the shit, even if the shit happens to be a cunt who represents everything I fucking hate in the world…

I just think it’s nice that she’s accepted the end of her career….so early on in it…since she never quite had a career, but did have more of a lottery ticket fluke that set her up for life…

To Balance things out – Here’s Bristol Palin, another winner in life offered the opportunity to be on Dancing with the Stars, showing off her cellulite ridden legs….AWESOME…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2010

06

Sep

Ashley Greene is Boring as Shit of the Day

This is just a reminder that without Twilight, the biggest piece of shit movie to make stupid money cuz it is overrated as fuck, Ashley Greene is average at best. I guess when you put any girl up against Kristen Stewart, she’s gonna shine, but there’s really no reason why anyone should be giving her any attention, cuz she’s just not as hot as they make you think she is…

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2010

06

Sep

Jersey Shore’s Newest Monster in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if MTV is trying to turn their network into a Horror network, or if MTV hired a fat female programming director who overseas everything, to make sure they don’t pollute the youth with images of fit, hot, tight bodied women, because it raises the bar too high for everyday women, you know to live that healthy life…or maybe they just saw so much success with Snooki that they decided to cast her body double for her stunt scenes, or maybe all Italian American women are built this disgusting, thick necked, retarded face, sloppy bodied with shitty flea market tattoos, but I do know whatever the fuck this is, it is a weird fucking shape….and this has to be some kind of joke….you know…to see how far they can push it before people stop watching it…the whole thing is both scary and disgusting. Make it stop.

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Posted in:Deena Cortese

2010

06

Sep

Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini for Labor Day of the Day

I always find it hard to believe that Kate Beckinsale is pretty much a 40 years old mom, only because I love her body…and not because I am a fan of hers, since her only fans are weird, socially awkward nerds who have every edition of Underworld still wrapped and on their shelf with the other DVDs they collect and don’t open, since buying shit and not using it makes sense to their virgin loser way, along with having Star Wars toys lying around your house, despite the fact that you are a grown man, only to tell anyone who comes by that you have no interest in EVER tasting pussy.

Beckinsale, mom pussy or not…accomplished actress or not…useful or not…old lady or not….is pretty fucking spectacular.

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2010

06

Sep

Jessica Alba Gagged in Some Movie of the Day

I heard Alba and Lohan both have nude scenes in Machete, which makes sense, because why else would you bring two relatively recently desired pussy back from the grave, dust them off, maybe spray a little perfume on them after soaking them in a warm tub to loosen up a bit, before totally raping them, for every eyeball that wants to see Lohan and Alba naked for old times sake, it’s relatively obvious marketing, but still genius that it got pulled off.

I also walked into a small town sex shop this weekend, it happened to smell like really dirty pussy, there was no one working, but there was noise coming from the basement door that was left open, the shelves were filled with bondage gear, from harnesses to whips to gags to restraints and I like to think I was playing a pivotal role in the man who owns and works the shops fantasies…you know the store owner who inserts foreign objects inside bitches, while someone is upstairs browsing in their store…..

Either way, bondage is big, throat fucking porn bigger….Alba gagged not so interesting, but what the fuck, anything that involves her being taken down a notch and demeaned, is porn to me.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

She has a tattoo, so she’s gotta be 18. Don’t call me a pervert…..On a side note, I have been getting hate mail:

shit i almost deleted you off my facebook friends list for that comment about Kelly Osborne

and

how much did kelly osbourne pay your ass to say shes looking hott
gross….

I had no idea what they were talking about, so I want to address yesterday’s stepLINKS where I wrote “I can’t believe I am saying this, Kelly Osbourne is Looking Hot”. I don’t find hot celebrities hot, so I sure as hell don’t find pigs like Kelly Osbourne hot, not even when I am ridiculous horny and willing to fuck anyone, even the dead Inuit prostitute on the sidewalk, that I couldn’t drag aside to get down with, cuz there were a group of “good” people were calling an ambulance for her, but I sure as hell wouldn’t do that to Osbourne’s twat.

I did not mean my statement in a good way. I don’t know what I meant…I just know I wanna take it back.

Fuck yourself and click my stepLINKS…

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Lindsay Lohan Most Probably Hit a Baby With Her Car
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Jersey Shore Wanna Bees Making The Us Open Exciting! BRAWL IN THE STANDS – VIDEO
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Friday Night Sex Show Anyone?
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Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore TItty Action
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Katy Perry Makin’ Sexy Faces…That Aren’t Sexy…But You Can See Her Tits….
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30 Pics of JLO’s Fat Ass
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Rita is Absolutly Perfect – VIDEO
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The 20 Dumbest Sports Staduiums Ever Built
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Karissa Shannon Tit Slip on the Red Carpet
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How Hot Would a Blake Lively/Victoria Beckham Cat Fight Be?
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Sammi and Her Hot Self Pics
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There Really is Nothing Like a Hot Lotioned Up Slut
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Coco is an Oily Workout Whore
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Elisabetta Canalis Is s Smug Fucking Bitch, And That Makes Her More Sexy Than Ever
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Jamie-Lynn Sigler is Totally Looking Bangable
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Ballerina Slut FAIL – VIDEO
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A Collection of Beach Boobies, Because Summer is Almost Over
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The Things I Would Do to Raquel
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Jaydan Cole Gets Nasty With Some Friends
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Jessica Alba Uses “Airport Bra Outfit” As Final “Machete” Marketing Push!
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Confirmed!!!! Jesse James is Totally Letting Scat Von D Slobber All Over His Cock
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3 Movie Jobs That Look Awesome But Aren’t As Awesome in Real Life
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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Jessica Szohr is So Hot It’s Just Too Much
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Jennifer Aniston is Sucking Up Lindsay Lohan’s Sloppy Seconds
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Jana Gets Dow With HEr Glass Dildo – VIDEO
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Bianca Gascoigne Gallery
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A Nice Collection of the 90210 Sluts
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A Collection of Copenhagen Party Sluts
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Busty Teen Gets Nasty on the Web Cam – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba is Looking Leggy and Sexy
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A Streakers Love Story – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fifteen Funny Advertisement Juxtapositions
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Bleep Bloop: America’s Next Top Model
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Kayla is Hot Outdoors
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Twitter Post Possibly Proves That Paris Lied About Purse
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Ashley Bulgari is a Great Way to End the Day
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This American “Brothel Life”
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IF you Didn’t See the US Open Fight –
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That Karissa Shannon Twat Boob Slip and Upskirt for Attention – She’s in Playboy…This is her Trick…What a cunt…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

03

Sep

Annoying Girl in Bikini Pretending to be Crazy of the Day

I am all for girls in bikinis, I just can’t stand annoying bitches trying to be funny, by being annoying as fuck. You see, if this was a real crazy person, and not some loser, who I can tell has bush, based on her behavior, this would be on another level of amazing, but instead it’s just try-hard annoyingness….that so many people have been watching…that I figured I should help the cause…

Posted in:Bikini Girl

2010

03

Sep

Taylor Momsen Does the Lady Gaga of the Day

I recognize this weak chin, wonky face, stupid hair weirdness anywhere…It’s fucking Lady Gaga doing trying to sneak onto the set of Gossip Girl dressed as a teenage girl, a little slimmer and taller than usual, but just as fucking lame, obvious and boring….I’m onto her….infiltrating our lives on all fucking levels like the monster she fucking is….someone needs to shoot her.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

03

Sep

Sloppy Jersey Shore Trash Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day

You may be one of the many idiots who buy into this Jersey Shore bullshit and neglect the fact that the girls you are watching are not only half retarded MTV pawns used to make the network money, they are not only cheesy mainstream looking and acting girls who irritate me when I happen to go to shitty bars people lke that dance on tables with their bottles of goose, but they are fucking ugly as hell. Seriously, fake tits can’t save this beast, she’s disgusting and if you think otherwise, you’re fucking disgusting to. Kill yourself.

Ugly or not, Disgusting or not, Vile or not, I am posting this cuz I have no choice…any half famous bitch I see in a bikini ends up on this site….it’s what I do…Kill yourself….


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Posted in:J Woww

2010

03

Sep

Mark Wahlberg’s Wife in a Shitty See Through of the Day

I don’t know, Mark Wahlberg was seen as a pretty desirable man, he was an underwear model, a Good Vibration One Hit Wonder popstar, he was a Successful actor, he produces one of the most popular shows on TV, he seriously could have done a hell of a lot better for himself in terms of pussy he locked himself down to….

I guess it’s one of those slip of the condom, trapped by the groupie, who insists on taking your laod for exactly this reason, and him responding to it in a decent way, that didn’t involve throwing her manipulative pregnant ass down the stairs….

Here she is showing off some bra….

Posted in:Mark Wahlberg