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2010

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

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You may take breaks or days off because you’re a lazy fucking pig with no drive, ambition or purpose- but the news never does….so here’s some of the latest goin on in the hopeless world we live in…

Viagra Increases Rate of STDs

Indiana Man Upset Son Sees Porn on iPad at Best Buy
A demo iPad featured a photo of a man’s genitals when a boy saw the image at the Indiana store.

The 20-year-old man, who wants to remain anonymous, but calls himself the Viper, recently caught the attention of police in Columbia, Tennessee. Officers stopped the man just after midnight Wednesday when they spotted him in this costume.

Fake Mouse Trick on Red Sox Announcer

Reality TV NEWS – Cuz It May Not Be Real – But it is Fucking Stupid

Jake and Vienna Awkward Reunion on The Bachelor

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2010

Jul

Lindsay Lohan See Through For Old Times of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Lindsay Lohan anymore, not that I ever did, but there was a time I targeted her and wrote about her as often as possible, hoping she’d think I was a stalker and press charges, leading to my entry into America on Access Hollywood or some shit, but instead she’s just a cunty brat who thinks she is more important than she is, even though she is fucking broke and can’t get work and is just a reminder of what she was, which was really nothing special, nothing more than a young pussy worth fucking, even though all young pussy is worth fucking….further proving that bitch was never anything more than hype….hype she is trying to revive wearing a see thru shirt…hype that would only be revived with a lesbian sex tape…and even that wouldn’t revive her shit for more than a week or two cuz she’s done…..

She’s in court today, also part of her latest PR campaign, hoping to get noticed, and I just can’t wait til it all ends, cuz it’s boring as fuck….and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2010

Jul

Lara Bingle in a Bikini of the Day

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Lara Bingle is the body of Speedo from Australia who I have never heard of. but who has apparently stirred up a lot of fucking shit, because like other low level famous pussy, she gets mad when people post her pictures when she doesn’t look her best, so she sues them….and she only likes when people post her staged pictures like the ones from the 4th of July, where bitch is pretending to care about the USA, despite being from fuckin’ Australia and clearly only cares about the USA to get work, make money and live the dream, and there’s nothing more that I hate about pussy than when it acts like this kind of fake shit…that people actually buy into….except maybe for when these fame hungry cunts sue even though we’re giving them free publicity they need to reach their drema life of fame…something they clearly aren’t qualified for cuz they cry with lawsuits when people are mean to them along the way…useless…

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2010

Jul

Debra Messing in a Bikini of the Day

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Debra Messing was a one-hit wonder in the TV sitcom world, she was just lucky enough that her one-hit happened to be a huge fucking show where she made stupid fucking money. She played some fag hag on Will & Grace and I fucking hate fag hags whether they are legit in real life or just characters on a horrible TV show that should have never been made, mainly because fag hags are ugly sluts, and try to act “fabulous” and “luxurious” and bitchy because they think that is what they are supposed to do cuz that’s how gay guys act, despite the fact that real men don’t like their girls to be fags and if they did they would probably also be fags and that’s why fag hags always stay single and rely on their fag to cry to about how all the good men are married or gay….cunts…

That said, her old body is in a bikini top and there’s nothing exciting about this, but that’s cuz there’s nothing exciting about Debra Messing….except maybe her name cuz it reminds me of cumming on clean panties and messing them up..but that’s pretty unrelated to these pics…

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2010

Jul

Amanda DeCadanet’s Fat Tits of the Day

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The unfortunate story behind these pictures is that I was misinformed when downloading and uploading and wasting my time on them becaue I was told she was an ex-supermodel who turned fat and I thought shit was hysterical and good to laugh at, knowing that some of you woulda been into her fat tits, cuz I have known many dudes over my life who only need fat tits to get off and don’t care that the rest of the girl they met off internet chat for a blow job is also fat, so it was like the best of both worlds….you get tits, I get jokes, we all live happily ever after, except maybe the bitch in the pictures cuz looking like that makes living happy a serious challenge….but it turns out she was never a fucking supermodel, she was a photographer who took pictures of supermodels and really whether she was skinny before and fat now makes no fucking difference at all because bitches turning fat is only funny when it is the hot bitch who wouldn’t fuck you or the hot bitch who made a living off being the hot bitch, and not when bitch is just an everyday nobody cuz that’s just depressing and as a man with a fat wife, I feel her husband’s pain..but at least you still get pictures of some fat tits and that’s really all you’re here for…user.

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2010

Jul

Ines Sastre in Her Bikini of the Day

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Ines Sastre is some 38 year old Spanish model and actress who has the body of a 38 year old Spanish mother that she has become, but she’s in a bikini, she’s not hollywood trash and she has a vagina making her good enough for me even if she’s not as good as she might have once been.

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2010

Jul

Ice T Walks His Whore while she Walks her Dog of the Day

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If you are wondering the chain of command at the Ice T household, it’s pretty obvious in these pictures. He walks Coco, not because he thinks she’s too fat, he’s black and loves the shit and not because she needs to take a piss and he’s tired of her making in the house, but because he bought Coco to work exclusively for him and staged a marriage because it looks better to the authorities as marriage is the socially acceptable prostitution….and she walks her dog, not because she cares about whether the dog gets exercised, but because in a oppressed life where you sell your soul by selling your pussy, it’s nice to be the boss of something…

Here are her stupid tits…

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2010

Jul

Marisa Miller is the Earth’s Sexiest Woman of the DAy

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I know people who work at these magazines and these lists and titles they come up with are all bullshit. There is no actual science, voting, logic behind this shit, they just write it and idiots believe it, but I don’t really care because I like seeing bitches doing any physical labor, especially when they have amazing bodies that, espeically when those amazing bodies are half naked, it is the kind of shit that just numbs me and makes me forget how annoying these asshole magazines are…and I guess they’ve figured out the magic formula to brainwash men everywhere and I’m pretty sure it didn’t take a team of experts for that…but I guess for today I’m glad it happened…especially since they photoshopped the fuck out of her face so that it didn’t look as haggard as a 40 year old ex stripper with a coke problem….like it normally does…

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2010

Jul

Jessica Simpson’s Belly of the Day

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I’m thinking Jessica Simpson finally found a sperm donor cuz this kind of body is one that must be pregnant, that or she’s just pregnant on BBQ, making it unfortunate that she’s a white Christian girl from the south who isn’t culturally allowed to date black dudes, cuz I know black would be all over this, paritially cuz black guys are into fat white chicks, especially when they are blonde,they also love BBQ as much as she does, they also love gangster living and with her money, they can afford the Bentley, the mansion, the cognac and the strippers they can convince her she wants in her living room at all times, provided he tells her that he loves her to make her feel wanted when she’s not too busy eating, but more importantly, black dudes are real fucking fertile and that’s good enough to show Ashlee she’s not the only Simpson sister with a uterus, and who really cares, cuz she looks disgusting, and is just proof the American philosophy that Bigger is Better in this patriotic time of year, is not actual fact and doesn’t apply to all things….

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2010

Jul

Megan Fox Must Be Pregnant of the Day

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Maybe it is herpes. Maybe it is suicide thanks to her career being over. Or maybe it’s the next best thing to an STD that sticks with you for life that isn’t deadly, but might as well be cuz your life is pretty much over once it’s too late to get a Third Trimester abortion….cuz shit is illegal in America and you don’t trust the medical system in China….

And here’s Megan Fox in pregnant chick pants with a fatter ass that even the security guard was confused about now that she doesn’t have to work anymore cuz she’s recently married to a man with 90210 residual checks because no one wants a kid out of wedlock, except maybe the black chick down the hall, but that bitch is just seriously fertile…

That’s not to say she is pregnant, but it is to say it wouldn’t be that much of a stretch since she’s got pretty much nothing else going on and the timing would make sense…ya heard Megan Fox Lawyers who have nothing better to do that to sue me for saying she’s pregnant, since there aren’t many contracts to read…

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