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2010

18

Jun

Chanelle Hayes Pregnant Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know who Chanelle Hayes is…I just know that I’ve done posts on her before…back when I used to bother with these UK whores that I guess are famous for being whores and trashy dudes in the UK with no taste think they are amazing and follow their every move giving them more attention than they deserve and getting them a lot of traffic because they like that their pussies are highly trafficked, a theory proven with these pictures of this slag-pregnant in a bikini…..and pregnant pussy in a bikini is something I will never turn my back on because it is the union of one of my favorite things with one of my worst nightmares….Enjoy…


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Posted in:Chanelle Hayes

2010

18

Jun

Shauna Sand Doin’ Her Thing, Whatever That May Be of the Day

If you have seen the Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape , then you are probably feeling as sorry for the one piece bathing suit she got on discount at the sex shop all the strippers shop at cuz she thinks that trash is sexy even though it’s not…cuz the shit has to rub up against her vile dead lookin’ cunt.

I don’t know what’s going on with her, but I know I definitely don’t like it, but I guess it’s kinda funny that she does all this trying to be hot, cuz in her distorted mind, this represents havin’ it goin’ on….

Pics via Fame

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2010

18

Jun

Sophie Monk’s Sweatpant Ass Getting Into a Car of the Day

I know sweatpants aren’t always the best choice in pants if you’re looking to make your ass look good, but nobody told herped up Sophie Monk…you know Australians are a different breed of trash and it wasn’t until the late 80s that they were even able to buy Levis, so there fashion sense is a few generations behind I guess, especially when the Australian in question is some cheesy, tacky, useless bitch trying to be famous cuz she’s decided she’s too good to going back to live in the trailer park she was from, and she’s gonna do all she can or fuck all the right men that she can to make sure she makes a good life for herself…even though beauty is fleeting, she looks sloppy with a flat ass, and her pussy is rockin’ Paris Hilton herpes cuz her Fiance cheated on her with Paris….making her pretty fuckin’ gutter…but the paparazzi still cares…and I guess so do I…but I’d fuck pretty much anything…including a bucket of minced meat, but only if it was left out in the sun to warm up and was wearing extensions…if you know what I mean…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Sophie Monk

2010

18

Jun

Rebecca Gayheart Baby Deathwatch of the Day

I hate Rebecca Gayheart…I’m not entirely sure why but think it has something to do with celebrity justice being injustice….cuz bitch ran over a kid with her car cuz she was impatient and on her cell phone…and pulled out into oncoming traffic to pass all the stopped cars that were letting the kids cross the street…because she has an ego and thinks she is more important and deserves the right of way to other cars cuz she was in one or two movies no one even remembers…and she got off…they put the blame on the fucking kid cuz that’s what high powered lawyers do…but she and everyone else knows she’s a fucking murderer and that she took a poor kid’s life and whether she is sociopathic or not…she has to live with that for the rest of her life…until someone gets their revenge and take her new baby for an “Alabama KKK Chained to the Truck” ride….and that someone will probably be the kid she murdered mother…despite the fact that the best revenge for the world would be to not take Karma out on the defenseless innocent baby…but instead on Rebecca Gayheart and her dyking out cocaine using, shitty sex tape making ass….by riding the world of her existence…I guess we’re all allowed to have dreams….I can’t stand this fucking cunt.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rebecca Gayheart

2010

18

Jun

Ashlee Simpson Reminds Jessica Simpson That She Sucks of the Day

Not only has Ashlee Simpson landed a man…or what is marketed as a man…but she’s also got married, had kids, relaunched her career, but most importantly…is not a fat slob eating away her sadness from how life has wronged her with her gay Yoko Ono trying to force feed the donuts down her throat so that he gets all the glory…Take that Jessica Simpson…Remember when Ashlee was the latch on sister who felt insignificant in your shadow. Revenge is Bittersweet…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson

2010

18

Jun

Jennifer Garner’s Premature Ready To Drop Porn of the Day

If you’re like me, you like your pregnant bitches in their first tri-mester cuz you still get the benefits of pregnancy by fucking them and cumming in their gutter pussies without having to deal with condoms and the stress of unwanted pregnancy with a bitch who is clearly crazy cuz she’s letting you fuck her without a condom before she gets all big, bloated, thick nippled, fat and disgusting with swollen ankles and smelling like the parts of their bodies they have neglected to wash because they haven’t been able to reach partially cuz they were too busy complaining and eating…prepping their man for the hell he is about to embark in, you know like actual pregnant chicks…the kind you can’t pretend aren’t pregnant, especially when they hit the stage at you’re local stripclub….making you feel guilty for a few minutes before taking advantage of the situation cuz you know a pregnant bitch stripping is the kind of desperation that is more than willing to take things to the next level in the back alley outside the stripclub….

On a sidenote, I saw my old neighbor last night and she was pregnant….she used to be a drunk whore with an apartment that worked with a revolving door policy….where I’d see at least 3 different dudes walk through in a given day…making me wonder if she knows who the dad is but more importantly, I wonder if she’s gone legit and wholesome and whether her husband knows her seedy past….Maybe I’ll have to bring it up when I see them playing with their kid in the park next year…It’ll give me something to look forward to…

Here is Jennifer Garner’s semi-pregnant, or pregnant enough to still fuck body…if you ever like Jennifer Garner…which I didn’t…but I do this shit for you. I’m like Santa Claus you appreciative pricks…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jennifer Garner

2010

18

Jun

Star Jones Shows Off Some Disgusting Tit of the Day

Here’s a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart, Star Jones Edition, but she’s actually looking good if you take a minute to remember what disgusting monster she looked like back when she was on The View before they hired Sheri Shephard to play her on The View or what I like to call the show that made my life worth living…and the whole thing leaves me in a weird position cuz she’s disgusting for the average observer, but lookin’ good to her friends, family and to guys who fucked her back when she was relevant and before the stomach stapling surgery…all I know is that her name has been a constant in my life and figure she deserves some titty attention for the jokes I’ve made about her when trying to destroy my wife emotionally…so here she is showing off her tits….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Star Jones

2010

18

Jun

Miley Cyrus Wears Shorts Instead of Pussy Flashing of the Day

I may not be into posting pussy pictures of Miley Cyrus cuz I am not an idiot and I know that the Kiddie Porn police won’t be as nice to me as they are with Perez Hilton, since my site is called DrunkenStepfather and they’ve probably been tapping my phones the last 5 years hoping for me to fuck up and this will be there chance to get me and lock me down, while he is some poofter queer who probably didn’t even write his own tweet and has high paying lawyers that will spin this to work for him, while nothing ever works for me….

But I am totally down with this new Miley Hustle. I never thought she was hot, I always saw nothing but an awkward looking teenager, but for some reason, I think I may be in love with her retarded toothed, bad singing, over-hyped ass, and I’d be more than happy to tutor her through her last year of highschool, with my dick, since fucking 16 year olds is legal in Canada, while making statements like that in the USA is apparently also a crime, cuz you are not the land of the free, you are the land of being told you are free, but are really oppressed, but who am I to judge generations of brain washing….I’m much better at judging teenage legs.

Here are some other pics of Miley in Leather Pants cuz she’s trying to make you all do bad things with your neighbor’s kid…she is the kiddie porn producer and she likes it…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

18

Jun

Megan Fox Trying to Stay Relevant of the Day

Look, I realize that Megan Fox is hot…or was hot…or deservered the attention she was getting when she was getting it a few years ago. I am a guy and I dig pussy that pulls off her look or the look she used to have because I think she let the pressure of being the hot pussy get to her and now she’s gone and Botoxed and got surgeries and looks more like a bottom feeding pornstar, which I guess she is…or will be now that Hollywood has decided they don’t need her in their movies and she’s decided to finally show off some fucking tit, cuz there are a lot of hot bitches out there and she doesn’t have the right to hold out on the public cuz of some kind of ego we’ve given her….so here she is showing off some tit lookin’ like Demi Moore and Dita Von Teese’s love child dressed like Angelina Jolie and Sasha Grey’s love child on Halloween, and the whole thing works for me, whether I always thought she was all hype or not…

This is some Jonah Hex movie premier if you like knowing the location of the pictures you jerk off to….to everyone else, here’s Megan Fox cleavage.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Megan Fox

2010

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the better part of the day drinking with a fat toothless woman who smelled like shit while on one of those motorized scooters for old and sick people. She was a lot of fun and tried to show me how she dances in her motorized scooter…which you wouldn’t think was labor intensive…but she was sweating her face off and out of breath…probably because she is dying. It was a fucking dive, there were 15 year old girls there trying to get free drinks for a pussy flash, old men were going along with it, but I wasn’t down with helping them become what we all know they are going to become if they aren’t already…I guess I only like ’em when they are broken in….and already damaged on a horrible path…I don’t like encouraging the shit…

So here are my stepLINKS…drunken…better late than never…I guess

Honestly, I’d Rather Fuck Gail Posner’s Dog Than Gail Posner
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Audrina Patridge Works Out Her Fake TIts in a Sports Bra
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I Love to Look at Ashley Greene
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Lindsay Lohan’s Sexiest Twit-Pics Wow
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If Your Day Was as Bad as Mine, a Web Cam Slut Show Will Probably Make You Better
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LADIES! The White Women Work Out Will Slim You Down in No Time
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A Collection of Movie Bad Asses That Should Be in the MMA
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Some Candice Swanepoel and Behait Prinsloo Pics
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How About a Rhianna and Beyonce Cat Fight? Check It
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Katy Perry Had a Panty Upskirt
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Holy Fuck! Tori Spelling is the Living Dead!
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Kaylani is Stripping
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Gotta Love an Anateur Playing With Her Pussy
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How TV’s Greatest Shows Should Have Ended
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HOLY SHIT!! This Dude is Sentenced to Death By Firing Squad…in AMERICA!
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Aishwarya Rai Puts All These Plastic Hollywood Whores to Shame
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Alice Goodwin and Her Hot Body Will Make you Love the World Cup
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Courtney Love is Going Insane Before Out Eyes and It’s Awesome – VIDEO
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All These Naked Chicks Say ITS SHOWER TIME!
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Have You Ever Been to an All Girl Tattoo Party
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Demi Levato Showing Some Bikini Ass
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Bree Barrett is a Naked Girl Next Door Type
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How About Some Sasha Grey
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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Miranda Kerr & Alessandra Ambrosio: Hello, Bombshells!
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Katy Perry is Basically Naked in Her New Video
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Alyssa is Masterbating in Public
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Check Out Nina Dobrev
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As Much as I Hate Them, I’d Still Bang This Hipster Hottie
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Well Hey There Monica
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Hot College Teens on Webcam
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Perfection Part XXXVI
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The 10 Hottest Weather Girls Videos Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Audrina Patridge is Letting Us Watch Her Work Out
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Cameron Diaz Will Do Anything For Dick
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Freida Pinto is Hot and Dev Patal is One Lucky Fucker
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Now This is One Drunk Ass Slut
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Striptease of the Day
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Some British Model Sluts on Twitter
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Veronica and Her Giant Tits
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The 8 Most Awesome Movie Car Chases of All Time
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Lil’ Kim and Nicki Minaj Cat Fight
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