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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger for Maxim Video of the Day

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She has a great body but her face is fucking busted and transgendered. She was in Montreal this past weekend and I didn’t bother trying to sniff out her balls and throw random rotting vegetables at her to show her how much I appreciate her career and her music but now that her and her fake tits are gone I feel emptiness but I don’t think it’s related to her in anyway since I feel this way whenever I am sober….

I don’t know if anyone cares about her or if she’s actually considered a person. I don’t think Pussycat Dolls are significant in any way….and I know Maxim is fucking dying and struggling to stay alive, willing to take whatever pussy that comes along a chance for the cover, cuz the A-Listers have moved the fuck onto other things like Twitter.

Either way, here she is her hot body to make fat girls feel shitty about themselves and for the closet cases to pretend they are jerking off to a chick while staring at her strong jaw….

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2010

Jun

Demi Lovato Bikini Pictures of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, if a bitch has a tattoo, she’s legal, because where I am from, you need to be 18 to get a tattoo unless you have parental conset and any parent who gives their kid consent to get a tattoo is not much of a parent at all, leading me to assume their 17 year old is more mature than the average 17 year old, not that 17 matters because I am in Canada and we can fuck 16 year olds as long as they are drunk enough to consent….and not think it is dirty…

But I’m not allowed to post pictures of those glorious events, cuz that’s considered illegal and I’m cool with that…because that law is the law I hope gets Perez Hilton arrested for posting pussy pics of Miley (google them) that got him tons of press, when if someone like me was to post the shit, I’d be arrested, cuz life isn’t fair…

Here is 17 year old Disney trained pussy out in a bikini. Based on her body, it’s safe to say she’s going to end up being thick as fuck, so take it when you can, before it’s too late….cuz I can tell this is her prime.

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2010

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Because people are weird….fucked up….or retarded…and it makes me laugh..here are some of today’s stepNEWS

Caught on Tape: Seattle Cop Punches Woman in Face
The Seattle police Office of Professional Accountability is investigating an officer seen on video punching a young woman in the face.

NJ Pastor Posed as Cop to Rape Women in Cemetery

A former patient of a valley gynecologist is coming forward to share her experience, a day after he’s arrested for physical assault and sexual abuse

Suspected Predator Comes Out of 30 Year Retirement
In the age of the Internet predators, Harris County Prosecutors say Walter Ladnier is a throwback.

Eastern Michigan Student Raped & Robbed

Minnesota Daycare Worker Charged with Child Porn

Man Claims He Chased Big Foot Off His Property

A North Texas man says he and his wife were denied entry at Six Flags over Texas because of his jewelry and one of his tattoos.

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2010

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio for Some Company of the Day

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Here is Alessandra Ambrosio as the face of some clothing company….when I first read about these pictures, I was hoping the pictures were going to involve more vagina lip.

I figured there was a small chance the clothing company was a crotchless panty company, and no matter what your company is, if your launch strategy is to use supermodels as the face of the brand, you should probably re-think your strategy and try to find a way to use their vagina instead….not because you’ll make your money back or even stay in business very long but because you’ll make a lot of dudes happy by doing us all a huge favor…even if her shit is massacred by her recent pregnancy….we still want to see it…

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2010

Jun

Halle Berry Touches Her Toes and Shows Off her Twat of the Day

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I spent the better part of my morning watching a pussy in sweatpants…Sure they weren’t these standard grey bullshits but were actually a pair of Yoga pants that made the ass look like it was on a 20 year old with a tight round ass – depsite being on a 30 year old in the park doing her morning stretches that ended in some kind of meditation I was tempted to interupt by shoving my cock down her throat….I figured I wouldn’t get in trouble cuz I already knew every noon and cranny of her cunt thanks to the pants being jacked the fuck up…so I thought it was only fitting to post pics of Halle Berry trying to do the same hustle…..

She has a boring white mom ass that she pretends is black despite the awkward shape of the shit cuz it wins her Oscars and makes her big money but anyone who knows asses can tell that this is a suburban mom ass who works out and not a gutter ass from the projects but I still like to stare at it like it’s some kind of interracial couple, that I guess it probably is….you know one big identity crisis….but not as big of an identity crisis her 75% white and high society baby is gonna feel when it sees momma play black on TV…

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2010

Jun

Jennifer Lopez Doesn’t Give Up…Even Though She Should of the Day

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J.Lo just doesn’t give up…but she should…cuz there comes a time in every woman’s life where trying to reaffirm your sex appeal is pathetic and almost sad to watch. She married something out of a horror movie and had his kid and I guess realized that that doesn’t do it for her, but instead the eyes of men around the globe, fascinated with her ass was really the only thing she needed…too little too late….

Here she is slutting up her disgusting mom body at some event cuz she forgets she’s a mom and remembers being a slut since being a slut is what made her who she is…you know way further than the vagina ripping birthing process did….

Some bitches think their kids are the best thing that happened to them…you know their proudest moment….that life-changing experience that put everything in perspective and taught them what as actually important…but for J.Lo that happened with “Jenny From the Block” Album….cuz she’s a self-righteous cunt….and here she is showing off her body…holding the fuck on to whatever overrated trash she once was….

Bonus – Camilla Alves was there in some rubber lookin’ dress…Something she wasn’t wearing when Matt McConaughey knocked her up multiple times…

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Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2010

Jun

Amanda Seyfried’s Boring Ass Playing With Ball of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried continues to bore me after her life changing role in Chloe. This kind of wholesome girl next door playing a game of One-on-One with her dad like some kind of Kays Jeweler commercial is really limiting her fucking audience….you see the only people who can get off to this shit are the real perverts who live next door and you don’t realize they are watching your daughter with a huge hard-on as they pretend to rake the leaves or mow the front lawn to get the right view….She needs to broaden her appeal, dress in something that doesn’t look like what she slept in at some sleepover party with a group of Girl Scouts and not in what she slept in after a night of getting fucked from every angle…she needs to show off her tits and pussy…or she needs to quit the industry and stop wasting my time. I fucking hate this cunt but for some reason I am compelled to write about her everyday…I think she is my new internet soulmate I need to start stalking as a joke in hopes of ending up on Entertainment Tonight after getting arrested for stalking the bitch I am not really even stalking but instead am just using as a prop to get me noticed…not that you care…but maybe you’ll like her little boring ass in leggings…so here are the pics…

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2010

Jun

Eva Mendes Knows She’s a Whore of the Day

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Sure Eva Mendes may not be doing much in these pictures…She’s sloppy like an off duty stripper on her way to the drug store to get Plan B…but she’s Hispanic and she has money in the bank even after sending out payments to all her lazy relatives, what do you really expect. Hispanics don’t do things….especially when they don’t have to for survival…

But I like her because she gets naked in movies…and I know most actors are whores…but she actually accepts and rationalizes the fact that she will do whatever it takes to get movie roles so that she doesn’t end up on the street doing whatever it takes to get her baby formula…I guess it’s that Hispanic suvival instinct in her where she can go farther being naked on screen than naked in a back alley with a stranger’s big black AIDS dick inside her…

She told W magazine: “I’ve never had a problem with nudity, but I don’t put it out there without a reason – I’m not an exhibitionist – but, honestly, for my art I’ll do anything almost. I’ll go there. I know I walk a fine line between being a respected actor and being what they call a sex symbol. But I’ve never felt objectified. Nothing you see me do is an accident. I might act like it’s an accident but the opposite is true. I’m incredibly calculated when it comes to my career.”

And I always love pussy that rationalizes being a whore…

Here’s a throwback clip of her in her earlier roles doing what she had to do for the part…you know calculated career moves…cuz if she didn’t get naked another Spic bitch woulda got the part…since they are a dime a dozen in America…

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Posted in:Eva Mendes

2010

Jun

Nicky Hilton and her Legs of the Day

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I know Nicky Hilton is useless, no one cares about her and she pretty much doesn’t matter…but I don’t have the slightest idea why I am posting these pictures of Nicky Hilton…a feeling I guess any dude who may have accidentally banged her may have felt during sticking his dick inside her. You know after he jumped the gun and figured it wouldn’t be so bad to get with Paris’ seemingly less polluted sister, because with it comes access and the good life and sex is fucking sex before realizing he’s 3 inches deep into a pile of fucking shit.

But I guess I’ll post the pictures anyway, cuz skinny looking girls with sloppy looking legs, along with fat girls with small tits are some of life’s great mysteries….

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2010

Jun

Katy Perry Performing Awkwardly With Her Fat Tits of the Day

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Katy Perry is fucking awkward. She’s a sloppy pig of a person and whenever I see her trying to be cute, or funny, or interesting, or hot, or talented or even controversial and sexy in her latex outfit that normally make men want to cum all over no matter what shit is on, even if it looks like a cheesy 80s boardshort….

She can’t put on a good show, or sing a song well, or sing a good song worth listening to, or even dance….

She is just a disaster of a person…who some how tricked the public into thinking she was worth noticing…..which I guess she is worth noticing…since I am a dude and I like natural lookin tits and she knows her self worth…and shows off her fat natural lookin tits as often as possible…cuz I guess that’s all it really takes….

So as much as I hate giving her any credit….she’s doin’ that titty thing proper…and sometimes that’s all you gotta do proper to get ahead….just ask your local stripper….or in my case…my mother…

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