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2010

17

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here are today’s news picks to remind us that the world is doomed, but at least it is entertaining…and filled with colorful morons….

A bar in Idaho employs a dog to fetch more tips.

A Funeral home in Ohio is forced to close down because the director has been accused of walking around the home naked, wearing the clothes of the dead etc.

People at a Maryland bar think they spot Justin Bieber and chaos ensues, the police are called and it turns out the lookalike is a 27 year-old female named Katie.

A Colorado councilwoman has called for a ban on bikini-clad coffee shops because when one of the girls is, “raped and murdered, we will all mourn.”

Video from a handheld camera of a jail uprising in Lexington, Kentucky.

Police say muggers punched a Russian ballerina in the face and took her pointe shoes while she was returning home from a performance.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

17

Jun

Eniko Mihalik Topless in Industrie Magazine of the DAy

I don’t know who this bitch is, I just know she’s topless, and really that’s good enough for me. But if you really want to know more about the person behind these model tits who are gracing the pages of some fashion magazine that pretends their nudity is high concept art that is perfect for fashion and not gutter pornography, then you’ll be happy to know she is 23, from Hungarym she did last year’s Victoria’s Secret show and for the rest of you who don’t care who tits belong to…here are her annoying “artistic” shots….

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik

2010

17

Jun

Kelly Osbourne, Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

I do this thing in my stepLINKS where I write “Lookin’ Good Sweetheart” and link to the most vile, disgusting, ugly looking creatures that are either trying to look hot, or just aren’t hot at all, the kind of shit that should be ashamed to call itself a woman, cuz women are supposed to be thigns we want to fuck…

Today, Kelly Osbourne made gets the glory of being a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…cuz whatever is going on here is definitely not lookin’ good.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2010

17

Jun

Renee Zelwegger Scares the Fuck Out of Me of the Day

It doesn’t just amaze me that Renee Zelwegger had the confidence to become and actor who happened to be well received and who has actually won Academy Awards and landed roles that aren’t the monster in Fairy Tale movies, but instead are the leading lady…but it always amazes me that she gets laid… I have fucked many dirty, ugly, disgusting lookin’ bitches and I have no standards, but none looked this much like a SciFi monster that would definitely give me nightmares just being in the same room as her…but for some reason she is getting cock and not just everyday cock trying to ride her to the top or to live the good life…but Bradley Cooper cock from The Hangover and that makes no sense to me because she doesn’t look fucking human…but I guess he’s into that. Rich dudes are always the weirdos.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Renee Zelwegger

2010

17

Jun

Megan Fox in Some Underwear Ad of the Day

I don’t know if this Megan Fox lingerie pictures is new or old because I don’t really bother focusing on the shit Megan Fox is up to, even though I know she’s engaged to Brian Austin Green, the dude from 90210, who uses her to make himself feel relevant cuz she had a few years as the “hottest pussy in hollywood”, which was a pretty smart play by him in his efforts to get her back on Transformers to keep her relevant all while making his kidnapping and brainwashing efforts seem pretty much wholesome and loving….cuz I know when I kidnap bitches, I always put a ring on the shit, cuz it makes public appearances at the grocery store cuz I can’t trust her to not run away when she is alone, seem legit. If you know what I mean…

Here she is in panties.

Posted in:Megan Fox

2010

17

Jun

Amy Winehouse Fake Tits in Case You Missed Them of the Day

I posted a link to these pictures yesterday, but should have taken then 5 minutes to dedicate a post to Amy Winehouse and her fake tits that she got when masking a drug overdose a few months ago, which I guess has proven to be a successful alibi because now I can stare in confusion at her huge tits on her emaciated body….instead of focusing on her busted face, rotting teeth and rotting flesh that make me wonder what kind of petri dish smells she’s got comin’ out of her 4 week old not-so-fresh panties…and when it comes to Amy Winehouse tits..there’s no such thing as being a day late…cuz shit is always on fucking time….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amy Winehouse

2010

17

Jun

Elle Macpherson’s Mom Bra of the Day

I like seeing Elle Macpherson. Even if the pictures are boring and of her going to pick up her kids at school. Even if getting excited about them is as virginal as an elementary school kid getting a boner cuz the girl in front of him in class is showing off a little bra strap. Even if she’s aged hard and is now a retired model who has hung up the biklini and traded it in for a family all because when I first moved to America, the first VHS tape I got that I could jerk off to was the 1988 Swimsuit Edition and that year, Elle Macpherson happened to seduce the fuck out of me, pretty much securing a life long relationship, one where we will grow old together without actually being together…cuz she doesn’t know I exist…but luckily I know that she does…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2010

17

Jun

Cameron Diaz’s Botox Face Press Tour of the Day

Cameron Diaz looks like she got a couple fresh shots of BOTOX for this bullshit press tour they are doing for their bullshit movie that I’ve heard way too much about already and shit only premiered last night.

They are pushing it harder than Cameron Diaz pushes her face to smile, or Tom Cruise tries to push his heterosexuality…even though everyone sees past the lie and smells the fucking bullshit…

The people behind the movie went so far as to invite press from around the world to do stunts from the movie like car chases and 180s in cars and jumping building to building with Tom and Cameron to make sure they feel like they had the experience of a lifetime so that this bullshit movie gets written about….There are posters, billboards..the whole thing screams that it’s a horrible waste of time….but people are going to see it….and the only thing I really like about it are her legs.

Here are some pictures from their press tour…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2010

17

Jun

Gisele in a Bikini for Some Italian Company of the Day


I don’t think Gisele is very hot. I don’t really think she compares to the other pussy they have recruited. But I guess she has her position in the world and does her job…unfortunately for her that job is riding off her Victoria’s Secret fame by doing bikini campaigns for low level bathing suit companies for old times to feel relevant, but more importantly works hard and masking Tom Brady’s lockeroom homosexuality by staging a pregnancy and tucking her dick in properly so that it looks like cameltoe in her bikini bottoms..

This is not a post pregnant body….This is a man on hormone therapy’s body….I know there’s a conspiracy here…I just care enough to prove it.

Posted in:Bikini|Gisele Bundchen

2010

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not entirely sure what is wrong with me – but I know it can’t be good. I think eating nothing buy no name brand chips and drinking shitty beer has finally caught up with me. I am fatter than ever and death may be around the corner…but I could also be being dramatic cuz I’m getting my period…I don’t really know what I am talking about….

I do know that I am going to make my way to my yacht for a party tonight…unfortunately my yacht is not so much a yacht and lot more of an inflatable ghetto digny I borrow from the neighbor’s kid to float around the back alley with a case of beer…which is as good as it gets for me….and here are my stepLINKS…which as far as I am concerned is as good as it gets for you….

Amy Winehouse’s Big Fake Tits Took a Bath…
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Katy Perry Flashes Her Pussy Like She Was Miley Cyrus
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Dita Von Teese Fucks Richard Branson’s Head
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Get Your Web Cam
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Amanda Mackay
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Which School Has the Hottest Babes? Let’s Settle This Once and For All
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Victoria Secret’s Doutzen Kroes is See Through
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Miley Cyrus is a Little Whore and You Love It
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5 Things That Will Make You Proud to Be an American
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Lina is Naked In the Mirror
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Some Lesbian MILFs for Good Measure
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America’s Got Talent Horrible Video of the Day – VIDEO
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How the Fuck a Bitch Like This is Allowed to Have Kids is Beyond Me
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Jacquelyn Jablonsk is So Hot It’s Just Too Much
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Fucking Everywhere and Here She is Again
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Get a Load of Charley Chase
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Rosa Acosta, Sofia Marie and Katherine Monsalve Are Calender Girls
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I See London, I See France, I See…Paris Hilton’s Nipples
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Louisa and Lisa Get It On
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A Quote from the Bottom of the Barrel
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Audrina Patridge is a Tramp Stamp on Her Neck Kinda Whore
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How About an Emma Watson Upskirt?
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If You Ever Wanted to Bone Kate Gosselin, You May Now Get Your Chance
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Lady Gaga Wants You to Stop Staring Through Her Slutty See Through Clothes
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A Whole Lot of Lesbian Licking in the Tub – VIDEO
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Let’s Watch Doutzen Kroes Work Out – VIDEO
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Hipster Slut of the Day
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Anna is Wild
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Random Pics to Laugh At of the Day
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Scar Jo and Her Insane Cleavage Are Back
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Pat Morita from The Karate Kid Wants to Teach You Shiatsu – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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There’s a Darker Side to Youtube, Check It Out
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So There’s Vintage Nudes of Betty White Floating Around….
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25 Fat People (Who Are Really Good at Being Fat)
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Hot Iranian Risks Beheading By Doing Hot Web Cam Strip For The Internets – VIDEO
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Jennifer Aniston is Opening the Gates of Heaven and By Gates of Heaven, I Mean Her Legs
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Summertime Means Beach Tits and Ass – Gallery
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Sophie Turner Should Put a Bag Over Her Head So It Doesn’t Distract Me From Her Amazing Rack
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Top 10 Sitcom Porn Parodies You MUST See
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