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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Jun

Megan Fox Ass in Jeans is Trying to Get Noticed of the Day

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I get that Megan Fox is out there making as many public “candid” appearances as possible because Brian Austin Green got wind of her being axed from Transformer and figured that he couldn’t allow her to fade into obscurity too.

Her fame and relevance is his whole strategy of staying sane by having the hottest pussy in Hollywood as his girlfriend…you know in a boost his ego and makes him capable of ignoring just how fucking pathetic he is by looking at her naked body knowing guys would kill to be him…despite the fact that he knows he’s a big fucking joke….

So he let her out of the cage, but doesn’t realize that all we really care about is seeing her pussy, so instead of the tight jeans, homie needs to step it up by dressing her in some crotchless panties and a mini skirt….

But I guess in his defense, he’s not really an expert at salvaging careers…..

Pics via Fame

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2010

Jun

Halle Berry’s Sloppy Tits of the Day

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The fascinating thing about Halle Berry is that she was the hot pussy in Monster Balls, back when she won the Oscar cuz the Academy Awards felt it was the perfect opportunity to fight rumors about them being racists, cuz she is black enough and white enough to keep everyone happen. Sure she’s no fucking Precious or Monique which I am sure is a good thing for the guy who was running the craft services on set of Precious cuz memories of working that movie give him horrible nightmares, and another good thing is that despite being older and rumored to be getting back with her Montreal Model boyfriend who I’ve never met, but if I knew he was going to be knocking up Halle Berry, I woulda put some effort to tutor him for his Spanish classes 10 years ago, is that the only thing real fat about her, other than her mom pussy, is her fat tits and I like tits.

Pics via Fame

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2010

Jun

Danielle Staub’s Sex Tape of the Day

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Danielle Staub is clearly some bottom feeding fame whore who thinks she is hotter than she actually is, so she’s taking on the bottom feeding fame whore strategy and releasing a sex tape, cuz people will always watch shameless bitches who are trying to make it in the world of entertainment buy compromising themselves and their dignity for the cause…despite the fact that failed sex tape after failed sex tapes of has been cunts have proven to not really matter or work….and they really only do good things for careers when the bitch is already a public name and known….but maybe it is working, cuz before today, I had no idea who this bitch was….cuz sex tapes are guaranteed to get you noticed…we are desperate and like watching sex.

Unfortunately, these caps are censored…and don’t feature sex…but June 14th, you will be able to illegally download and stream the 75 minute attempt for her career….and I have to say, despite having no interest in seeing this, I appreciate her drive and ambition….let’s hope at least one person I want to see fuck follows her bullshit lead.

If you have uncensored pics….email them in…cuz seeing some shitty fake tit isn’t enough for me…I need pussy lip to really judge her.

Posted in:Danielle Staub|Sex Tape

2010

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the afternoon on the street..checking out flat chested fat chicks, some crazy bitch in her pajamas singing, some thick Paris Hilton looking girl who was actually hot, 2 ghetto sluts at the grocery store buying malt liquor while playing with their hair extensions, shitty face piercings and flip phone that wasn’t a Blackberry or an Iphone, cuz they are broke ass….who probably get fucked by black guys….There was some weird bitch freaking out dancing to Rockabilly, a crippled woman rolling in a motorized wheelchair that had her piss and shit bag exposed for all to see. There was a mother daughter duo I wanted to fuck and the day ended watching an instructional how to have sex video someone sent me….where I overate meatballs his wife made for dinner…

All in all…It was a hell of a lot more interesting than the Internet…but if I was more ambitious…I probably would have documented all these things with a camera…but I didn’t…but I do have these stepLINKS…which are probably better times anyway….Enjoy.

Some Hot Tits on Some Thickness
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When Dumb and Dumber Became Friends…
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I Don’t Blame a 3 Year old For Getting His Drink On – VIDEO
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Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Fill the Void
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Vegetarians eat FREE – VIDEO
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Brittney Palmer Pics: Meet the Latest Stunning MMA Ring Girl
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Alex Gabrielson Panty Upskirt
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Liason Dangereuse in Lingerie – VIDEO
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Jessica Biel, Just Cause
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Tiffany and Her Stripdance
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Babe in Stockings Plays With Pussy
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Guess Which Real Housewife Has a Sex Tape?
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Elizabeth Reaser Nip Slip
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London Hyde Park Water Fight Flash Mob Gets Out of Control – VIDEO
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You Live Like a Pig
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You’re Going to Want to See a Lot of Rosa
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I Don’t Know Who Simone Ballack But Here She Is With Her Bikini Camel Toe
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Angel Dar Anyone?
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Cheerleading Grandmas – VIDEO
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Mila Kunis is the Best Reason to Buy Book of Eli
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Huge Compilation Of Hot Emos, Hipsters And Scenesters
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After All These Years, I’d Still Bang Iman
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Gary Coleman’s Death Photos Have Been Ssold
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Loni Likes the Fucking Machine
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Near Disastrous Crash at Red Bull Air Races – VIDEO
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christina Aguilera Tight Body
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Gotta Love Megan Summers
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Random Pic Dump, Just Cause
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Megan Fox’s Booty In Skin-Tight Jeans Is The Uber Hotness
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Brooklyn Decked is Looking Good
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Camera Repair FAIL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Lusy Clarkson Topless Body Paint
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Gotta Love a Trashy Vegas Stripper
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:aila at the Waterfalls
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Will Smiths’s Daughter is a Whore in Training
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The 10 Funniest Dead Guys We Dearly Miss
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Follow Me, You Fools
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Bonus – That isn’t a bonus….

Cupcake tits! Clip of Katy Perry’s ‘California Gurls’ Video

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2010

Jun

Christina Aguilera Scary Face and Camel Toe of the Day

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I guess it is only natural for a mom pussy to swallow a pair of little shorts…because mom pussy is bigger, stronger, and more aggressive than normal pussy, especially when squeezed into a pair of little shorts…what isn’t natural is whatever the fuck is going on with this bitches face. She looks like some kind of bow legged clown, but instead of getting out of a car with a bunch of other clowns, or balancing on a ball at the circus, she’s doing some bullshit performance while making facial expressions that scare me…and remind me that she is not what she used to be…but instead has become some cheap, poor, tacky, french lookin’ slut, trying to hold on to something that was…but something that hopefully won’t ever be again….unless she tones it down some and hits up a different demographic, cuz I don’t think this awkward body is safe for kids, seeing this shit may fuck them up…because wanting to fuck this even confuses me and I’m willing to fuck anything….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Sure the highlight in the news world today has to do with big oil corporations pretty much destroying human existance and no one doing anything about it, the fact that Gary Coleman’s wife killed him, maybe the fact that dude who got off for killing that American teen in Aruba 5 years ago confessed to another murder they could have prevented if he was behind bars, or even the Israel getting in trouble for killing terrorists cuz the terrorists pretended they were on a peaceful relief mission, but there is video of them beating the Israeli army, while USA kills terrorists all day and get rewarded…. but I prefer the local stories..of idiots doing stupidities that end up getting covered ont he local level…and here are today’s picks…I like to call the Good Parent Edition….

Illinois 12 Year-Old Found with FL Man She Met on Facebook

11 Year-Old Chained to Bed in Indiana
An Indiana mother chained her daughter to a bed while she went to work cuz it is cheaper than a babysitter

Caught on video: little kid drinking beer at ball game
A youngster was caught sipping a beer a Philadelphia Phillies game.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Latest Bullshit of the Day

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Lady Gaga is annoying as fuck. I’ve ripped into her so much that it’s almost pointless at this point. She just gets bigger and bigger cuz gay people are supportive….Her artistic vision is bullshit, her career is bullshit, her story is bullshit. She was created by the label to cater to the growing gay population, partially because she looked like a drag queen, gender bender, but also because she grew up with no friends, trying hard to get noticed, cuz with a face like that, you know there was a lot of nights spent crying in bed saying to herself “I’ll show them”…..

She is disgusting, she is hideous, she should be done in a minute, cuz I figure we can just watch original Madonna videos, which are better cuz you can actually jerk off to the shit, instead of watching Gaga where you question your sexuality after watching the shit….

She is textbook…a cliche….who gets how to get noticed…she understands how to offend…but fuck…as I write this she’s at the point in the song where she’s dacing in her panties and that fucking face….is the real offensive thing in all this, followed closely by the fact that people buy into this and that she’s a fucking success….while looking like that…

The highlight of the video is not the lingerie, or the gay man on gay man dancing to push the boundaries of conservative America, or even the latex nun outfit cuz sexy nuns are scandalous and get people talking, it’s the nice fake accent she’s rocking, cuz she’s a fucking clown.

The highlight of Gaga’s career is that she’s made actual hot pussy rock the one-piece and sex things up a bit…something I always appreciate from ugly chicks….

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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2010

Jun

Jenna Jameson Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Jenna Jameson was in a bikini, which may not be a big deal, because you can google her and see her pussy doing the Tito Ortiz by choking out a cock like it was Jenna Jameson….cuz they have spousal abuse issues in their marriage, which really isn’t all that much of a surprise, you see cuz you put a porn star and a UFC fighter in a normal relationship, living out a normal life, like they are playing fucking house, you usuaully expect them to murder suicide.

The only shitty thing about the whole beating his wife shit that sucked for me was that I was in the process of pitching Jenna Jameson on a reality show where I live in her garage like I was ALF and I just kinda get in the way, run off my mouth and try to eat her cat every chance I get while everyone watching laughs and falls in love with our unconventional dynamic….

But now she doesn’t answer my emails….which is okay, cuz broken dreams are something I’m used to.

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2010

Jun

Naomi Campbell’s Russian Billionaire Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

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I know seeing a crazy old black beast of model in her bikini unless she is throwing her feces at the paparazzi…but I have limited options and I feel that if I don’t give her a little attention, despite not really being my ideal type of pussy, that the Russian mafia will be knocking at my door demanding I do…not because I am significant, but because I am paranoid and know that any Russian billionaire is someone who is seriously corrupt and connected, who dates models cuz it is status, you see it was only a few years ago that they were all in work uniforms practicing gymnastics and other olympic sports in work camps when they weren’t waiting in line for rationed breads….before buying a Russian bride was made easy…but this isnt a history lesson, if anything, it’s a zoology lesson….you’re racist for thinking that was racist….and here she is in a bikini….

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Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2010

Jun

Victoria Silvstedt Prostitute Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I have a deep rooted hatred for this escort who wasn’t always an escort but who at one point in time was a classy ski racer, turned breast implant purchaser, turned Playboy model, turned bottom feeder in Hollywood, who moved back to Europe to become a bottom feeder there, before becoming the hired pussy of some Greek billionaire midget….who has put her on payroll and giving her the quality of life her whore ass thinks she deserves….a whore ass that she is more than happy to show off because it is aging and the end may have come and gone for her, but will officially try up when her only employer, the Greek Billionaire, moves onto fresher porn lookin’ whore pussy…

Here she is in a bikini….cuz that’s all she knows how to do….and something her sloppy ass screams she should probably retire soon enough…but you’ll probably like it…cuz you’re a desperate pig….and I guess so is this bitch and the rank pussy lip you can kinda make out in the header pic….

Pics via Bauer

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