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2010

08

Jun

Kate Hudson’s Boring Beach Pictures of the Day

Kate Hudson must playing a society housewife or some shit in her new shit movie….because drinking a glass of wine while playing badminton covered up on the beach is something I’d expect to see some rich 45 year old woman doing after coming to terms with how unhappy she is but how nice it is to spend her husband’s money…I guess it’s got to do with Kate Hudson being one of those cunts you knew in high school who constantly said “OMG, You’re so immature” and “Act your age” and other bullshit that lead to her having a kid in her early 20s, while living middle-aged a decade before her time and the only reason I care is because society housewives covered up on the beach are generally not sprawled out ass in tiny bikini on the beach and no matter how irritating this homewrecking vagina who has fucked everyone is, she’d be less irritating if she was her half naked and you probably agree…cuz that’s why you are here…or at least that’s why I like to think you are here…but I know reality is that it was probably just an accident….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2010

08

Jun

Some More Miley Performing Pictures With Ass of the Day

I have spent the better part of the morning talking to a girl who was 16 and 3/4 about sex. I was doing it for research purposes, because I tend to lose touch with 16 year olds the less time I spend in Starbucks and American Apparel. She pretty much told me that she’s been fucking her 18 year old boyfriend consistently for over a year. She was a gymnast and appreciates her flexibility. She showered with a girlfriend and 3 guys just last weekend and she is down with giving blowjobs, but prefers to get fucked from behind, sometimes by more than one person, as long as they cum in her and play with her large tits, since all teenage girls have huge tits these days….

When I was 16 and 3/4 the only pussy I was getting was the fat chick who craved male attention and wanted as much cock as she could get and really was willing to put anything she found inside her. The hot girls were virgins and in longterm relationships waiting for that special night and the slutty hot girls were fucking older dudes with cars. I still got pussy…but it was nothing like the anal loving/ cock sucking/ group sex parties motherfuckers are into at 16 and 3/4 now, because of hormones in the food, the internet, oversexed population and now Miley Cyrus, who I think deserves a thank you for sacrificing her throat to make her contribution..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just ate a bag of chips. I feel like a fat chick no one likes enough to take to prom force feeding myself because it is the only thing that makes me feel good…it’s the only thing I am good with…and the tastes just set off fireworks in my sad soul….but that’s only because my dick is hiding today…I’m hoping some sluts try to wake it up…but they never to.

Here are my stepLINKS of the DAy

Yeah I’m Not Horatio Caine, But I’m Really Getting the Feeling Gary Coleman Was Murdered
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All That Dancing in After Hours Gay Clubs Really Paid Off For Tom Cruise – VIDEO
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Because I Didn’t Get Laid This Weekend and Neither Did You
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The 50 Sexiest Brazilian Women In The World
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Karolina Kurkove Looks Good in Spandex
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Can Big Girls Fly? – VIDEO
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Dynamic Duos: The 10 Coolest Twin Siblings in Sports (with Video
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Ashley Tisdale and Her Chrome Camel Toe
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World Cup Cantina….With Snoop Dog
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Lesbian Kisses Are the New Black – VIDEO
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Kaylani Strips
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Sandra Bullock Shifts the Interest in Her Divorce Onto Her Tight Dress – VIDEO
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Slut Uses All Kinds of Objects to Get Off – VIDEO
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I Hope Holly Madison’s New Book is About How She Should Have Taken All Her Clothes Off in These Photos
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Jenna Pietersen Collection
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Olga Will Make Your Pants a Little Tighter
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Mileena’s Body is Out of Sight
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Rihanna In A String Bikini Flashes Her Ass
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Lisa Neils, Carli Banks and Brooke Haven
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Who Knew They Used the Same Paper In Every TV Show and Movie Prett Much Ever Made?
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Julianne Hough is One Hot Blonde
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Alexis Texas ASS Compilation
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Aishwarya Rai Makes ME Want to Move to Bollywood
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Bernie Madoff Tells His Victims He’s Sorry, and By Sorry I Mean He Told Them To Go Fuck Themselves
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Reality Show STD Mayhem
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Hot Babes Please Their Pussies Side by Side – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr Behind-the-Scenes For ELLE Magazine
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Sooner or Later, I Wanna Fuck a Librarian
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Natalie Sparks Heats Things Up
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Hot Asian Teen on a Webcam
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Megan Fox Returns From Her Bikini Vacation
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The 10 Best Cheerleader Movies of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Marketa Pechova Strips Outside
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And More Sluts From the Spike TV Awards
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Nothing is More Awesome Than a Tiny Mr T – MOVIG GIF
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What the Fuck Video of the Day
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Now THIS is Summer Camp
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Victoria Beckham Short Dress
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Mary Carey and Her Lucky Purple Vibrator
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Great Moments In News & Politics With Justin Bieber
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Follow Me, Suckers
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – MUSIC BONUS – BONUS – MUSIC BONUS – BONUS

Some Brand New Eminem Ft. Fat and Useless Rihanna Called “Love The Way You Lie”
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

07

Jun

Hayden Panettiere is in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if it was kid’s day at the beach and Hayden was trying to save money on the entrance, so she decided to dress in a Hello Kitty bikini like she was 5, hoping people would let her through assuming that she was 5, you know based on her height, but even the dumbest immigrant working the gate knows it takes many years to develop muscles like that…

I have never found this bitch hot, or interesting or even feminine and really the only lady parts she has on her is some solid cellulite, which last time I checked, was one of the my least favorite things that comes with a bitch….

Seriously, this is a shitty ass, shitty legs and overall she’s just a fucking piece of shit of a woman that I can only blame her mother’s drug addicted womb for and here she is in her bikini…


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Posted in:Bikini|Hayden Panettiere

2010

07

Jun

The Guy from CSI with Some Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

If you are on TV on any level….like if you are insignificant, or your role is insignificant, or even if the show sucks and no one watches it, so long as you are on TV, even if it’s a local TV commercial, or even the local news for a few minutes….you will always be able to score seriously hot pussy…not necessarily celebrity pussy, cuz there is some kind of hierarchy, but real life pussy that is usually better looking than celebrity pussy. It’s like being on camera is all it fucking takes to make a pussy wet and jump on your dick and never leave you and here is the black guy from CSI with his girlfriend and her ridiculous body….who isn’t leaving him anytime soon, cuz he gives her the good life…and she give him the good ass to fuck…it all works out in the end.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|CSI

2010

07

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some shit going on in the news….cuz we live in a ridiculous world…filled with ridiculous people….

Naked Man Claiming to Be Jesus Causes Huge Traffic Accident in Connecticut

Woman Told She was Too Fat to Workout at Gym:
An Oklahoma woman was told that she was in danger of breaking gym equipment at her local gym, and was asked not to use any of it.

Son delivers his mom’s baby, got a eyeful of her birthing unit:
A 15 year old freaks out when he has to deliver his mom’s baby. Clip includes 911 call, interview with the teen, and more.

Man Wanted In Abductions, Sex Assaults:
Delaware State Police are on the lookout for a man who they say abducted and sexually assaulted two women. He abducted them, raped them, then dropped them back off at their cars.

Fugitive Porn star falls off cliff during standoff:
A porn actor suspected of killing a colleague died Saturday after falling some 40 feet from a rocky hillside after a standoff with police, officials said.

FL Man Stalked and Threatens Teen Girl He Never Met:
Charles Timmins was arrested for stalking and harassing a teenage girl he never met, even after the girl’s mother told him to stop

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

07

Jun

Karolina Kurkova Fights the Fat of the Day

Kurkova saw the camera and decided to fucking working…It’s like she stepped up her model game hard…but I guess it makes total sense…since she was the same model who was going to get fired from Victoria’s Secret a few years ago for being a fucking pig of a woman…someone who Victoria Secret could not allow to endorse their product, despite the majority of America being substantially fatter than her…proving that they just like making everyday girls feel shitty about themselve and develop negative body images about themselves…which I guess should be celebrated…cuz low self esteem on girls who aren’t bad looking to begin with…make the likilihood of us getting laid a lot hotter….in fact they are the only reason I probably have been laid…self confidence on pussy my dick gets to hang out with just doesn’t really exist…

Either way, she’s skinny again, she realized that she shouldn’t throw away what she has, probably cuz Victoria’s Secret showed her some pictures of war torn Eastern Europe in a room for 36 hours saying “shape the fuck up or this is where you’ll end up, you’re going to blame your thyroid, stop making us look bad”…..but whatever the motivation, at least it worked….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2010

07

Jun

Rihanna Shows Off Her Ass on Stage of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Rihanna’s shitty mushroom cut hair, it is some cartoon of videogame shit I’d expect to see on some Eastern European immigrant in the 1980s trying to forget communism by performing an obscure one-man show busking on the street corner showing off the circus tricks his gypsy parents taught him as a child.

I’m not sure if that makes sense….but maybe it’s just some tacky shit you’d find in the Islands when boredom and poverty go a little too fucking far, you know the same reason gold braids on 300 pound black women were invented…

And it doesn’t matter…what does matter is just show how hard she is holding onto her fame….and doing whatever it takes to be relevant even though she lost all her sex appeal when she ratted out her man for beating her ass when we all know her spoiled cunt who has forgot her gully roots deserved it….

I am a firm believer that she should be making beds for British people on vacation beds and not making half naked sold out concerts…but I gotta admit I love the pic of her moonin’ us…cuz it’s pretty fucking appropriate…she has fooled the world and she knows it…

So here are some pics of her boring body and shitty ass that makes black folk ashamed she calls this an ass but that you probably like…cuz you’re white, boring and Rihanna is accessible and makes you feel like you aren’t racist because you’d consider fucking her…

Pics via Bauer
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna

2010

07

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in Some Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Lindsay Lohan got hired or hired a photographer to make people think she got hired to do some caveman in lingerie shit or native in lingerie shit that I hope she gets in trouble for…cuz natives are really sensitive when it comes to mocking them…

I don’t know what it is for or what the point of the shit is but I do know that she’s walking around showing off her fat ass and fat titties and despite hating the bitch for being boring….She’s just bottom feeding bullshit who has fallen apart. She is jealous of bitches more popular than her, she is unable to accept the fact that her time has come and gone and she has a real haggard face that is permanently damaged because she self medicated…and got swept up on the whole Hollywood life…despite not working the last 4 years…

She really has a few options….suicide… moving away and giving the fuck up. Living off royalties. Sure she is just a victim of the whole hollywood machine…but I don’t feel bad about that cuz she made so much fucking money that she coulda lived a good life for a long time…but like most idiots she liked the fame and did all this to herself…or softcore porn….

I still think we should encourage her to get as nude as possible as often as possible…she’s still got something worth lookin at no matter how battered it is cuz you can’t catch things from looking…and I think her naked is really something everyone would be interested….a whole new career for a has been at 25…..which isn’t really a stretch since we’ve been seeing her being raped in public for the last 8 years…

I guess this is a bit of a preview…

Here is a topless picture of Lohan that recently hit, that was aggressively photoshopped, with erased nipples and a new face, that are doing the rounds…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Lingerie

2010

07

Jun

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Teen Body of the Day

We all know what happens to teenage bodies when they turn 20. They start to widen and sag in all the wrong places and what was once an ass or even tits you could chip a tooth on because they were so solid and intact become a pile of mush you can lose your hand it. Then they hit 30 and things get worse. Pussy gets dryer and saggier because of the damage slutty break up months between relationships and possible kids and hormone levels dipping, hips get wider and pretty much all sex appeal is gone….So I appreciate what Miley is doing…she’s embraced her young body and figures she might as well use it to make some money, get some attention and we can thank the execs at Disney and their private meetings for instilling these morals and strong understanding of how to play this game….tits get fucking hits…and so does sucking off the right people or givng people something to jerk off to….

The reality in all this is she’s 17 so it isn’t that bad…just a few months away from legal and when I was 17 I was fucking and that was 2 decades ago….before internet and over-sexed media…so it’s safe to say this bitch has been there, has done that and is ready for more, which makes what is to come quite exciting…despite her weird lookin’ face.

A weird looking face I am willing to ignore for tickets to a Miley concert…cuz teenage sluts make for good entertainment…

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Pics via Fame

Posted in:Miley Cyrus