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2022

08

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s pretty funny to see the two sides of society unfolding…

You’ve got the basic normies, who have always been around, they are the masses they buy into whatever they are told and just keep on buying into what they are told to buy into, making a lot of people rich, while maintaining a level of basic, unimpressive, boring that comes with being an NPC.

Then you’ve got the freedom loving, anti establishment people who realize that the media lies, the medical industry kills, COVID was fucking mental, and everything seems pretty fucking fake….

So one group is now indoctrinated into sex work, or influencing, producing mindless content and acting like they are revolutionizing content, as they stare in mirrors or front facing cameras planning their next sex party or hustle to scam dudes out of money since it’s all about the monetiziation….keeping your dumb, keeping you distracted, keeping you weak, keeping you alone……

While the other group is trying to find off grid land they can live freely and grow vegetables or raise their own food on, because when you can feed yourself, shelter yourself, you can really unplug against the system.

So the girls producting porn for the loser and lonely fat people with an empty existence, who are sick from the food, water and air they consume, all low testosterone, fat and exausted, slaving away for the man, only to pay another man 50% of what they make, in a huge fucking scam that no one thinks is a scam but instead just accept as “that’s just how it is”…are the indoctrinated fucks laying the foundation of our Brave New World, filled with emptiness, but distracted with Dopamine releasing triggers, to keep us going…

And the other group is getting strong, making babies, home schooling those babies, making their own food, like we did for generations before the grocery store…unplugged from the matrix or at least trying to get away from EMF producing tech..

So the rebels and the anarchists having the human experience we should all want are basically the Amish…

While all these hot normies who would have been working The Gap in the 90s, are producing anal porn with strangers and only fucking for money as they chase clout, subscribers, change their genders, medicate with anti-depressants, and never find their actual purpose, because it ain’t in producing porn or jerking off to porn dummmy…..

It’s in CLICKING stepLINKS.

It rally makes you wonder whether Anne Heche in a Coma is happier than Anne Heche who has to live with the fact that she fucked Ellen……a lot.

RIP Olivia Newton John and your really small leather pants that made Grease less gay to watch…

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Kate Beckinsale’s Bikini!
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10 Amazon Basics You Need
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Riley Gaines Didn’t Dodge a Kiss from Donald Trump!
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When Scarlett wore Sasha Banks’ WWE t-shirt and lost in 60 seconds
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Julianne Hough Nip Slip
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Olivia Newton-John has Died
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10 Most Popular Game Shows…….
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Cool Farm Machines In Actions!
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Bella Haid Promoting her Drink in a Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Neon Bikini
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Amalie Mikkelsen Starts The Week Off in The Pool!
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Goose Recognizes Human – Hilarious
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Driver Takes A U-Turn On A Very Small Road On The Edge Of A Cliff
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Bella Thorne Gets Scared in American Horror Stories!
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Jordyn Jones Thong Booty
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New Couple Alert! Tennis Star Genie Bouchard Might Have a New Boo!
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Taking a Look at Aerogel
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Fred Durst Gets Married for the Fourth Time
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Ferret Mom Shows off her Babies to her Human
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Charli XCX Gets Ready to Sell Some Mattresses!
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Ashley Graham’s Pop Bottles!
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Jenette McCurdy and her Creepy Industry Hush Money
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Why are Monkeys Stealing from Tourists
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Vomiting in Public
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Michelle Jenneke Brings It
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Cars Put into the Deepest Pool
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Compilation of Scare Pranks
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Edwin Diaz Has a Solid Entrance!
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Terrifying Footage Of The Landslide Ripping Through Atami City, Japan
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Paige Spiranac Wants in the Golf Booth!
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2022

08

Aug

Brie Larson Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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Brie Larson is a fucking hack, she’s phoney try hard across the board, and that applied to her attempt at a pop career in the 90s when she was first getting started, since she’s old as shit, it applies to her living off a man while she was trying to get her bearings, only to leave him when she got famous, it applies to her Oscar winning performance that was bought, and that would have got any actor who played that abused, held captive, mom of a bratty Canadian kid an Oscar, but it happened to be her, the lottery win that has allowed you to really embrace and appreciate her love for the acting craft as she only does big budget comic book action blockbuster trash, which is appropriate since she’s overpaid trash.

If any celebrity should have Imposter Syndrome, it’s Larson, there’s just nothing compelling, intersting, inspiring, or hot about her.

Even her slutty content for social media, that she’s clearly pushing for momentum, likes and follows, because the fans don’t care about her, even though they REALLY want to care about her, you know nerds, you can sell them anything and they’ll by into it for as long and with as much enthusiasm or passion as they can, so even if a bitch isn’t hot, if she’s in their movie of choice they get boners for her, it’s not an achievement really, or an accomplishment, it’s just manipulating weak sad lonely men with bikinis.

Anyway, her feet terrify me, but I’m not a foot fetishist, those long veiny things may be desireable in that WIKIFEET FOOT SELLER realm………her legs, skinny, but not in a good way, looking like she’s starving herself and overdoing the cardio like some kind of mom dealing with her anxiety issues through jogging, you’ve seen them as their leggings sag off their mom asses, which I guess she is old enough to be….but isn’t, cuz she’s too busy LYING.

The general verdict is that she looks like a starving meth addict, or Anne Heche on a leisurely drive, but a movie star, I’m not getting that energy, but I guess I’m also not privy to her bank accounts that don’t make her any hotter to me…….but maybe hot enough to K-Fed if the opportunity arose….but that’s a whole other fantasy that can be applied to any woman willing to pay my way, I mean thanks to my fat wife, I haven’t paid rent since the 90s, so I can post nonsense like this for unappreciative pricks like you.

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2022

08

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Wet of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is on some Italian vacation with her sister, who I guess she strips down with, because her sister is doing the whole ONLYFANS selling pretty lazy fucking nudes to perverts, which ends up making stupid fucking money, and you can assume Vanessa is the one directing her nudes, if not inspiring her to do the whole OnlyFans thing, since she knows she’s too high profile to go down that road, but the money is too easy to ignore…

Like all girls on vacation, they need to bring the bikini pics to prove th vacation happened, it’s the basic foundation of why social media works, cuz dudes like jerking off to girls they know and girls they don’t know half naked….

Obviously, Hudgens figured out social media as a hub or as the focal point of her career early in the pandemic along with every other celeb doing their best KARDASHIAN (it is not that hard, especially with tits and Disney’s co-sign) and it’s really destroyed any fun that Social Media had, and turned it into a corporate extension of Hollywood, all contrived with their bullshit they push on us with puppets like this. If we want celebs, we can find them in the paparazzi, but leave social media alone, otherwise, it is just People Magazine and NO ONE wants that.

Sure, I’ve been looking at Hudgens and her hairy box nude for a decade at this point, she understands the hustle, the sexualization, the showing the body to suck us all in, and she’s got a big budget team behind her to do it better than everyday sluts..so that’s how you dominate social media influencing and increase your wealth……but I still prefer the everyday sluts…..less mainstream cheesy as a strategy to monetize and far more authentic, even when it is a strategy to monetize, but it is a bikini pic, and you gotta market yourself hot to exist, and clearly she wants to exist, so this is her marketing herself hot…..I’d just prefer more visible butt plug through the neon bikini, but I guess they aren’t all there yet, but instead are in ITALY being fancy.

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2022

08

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that there is no such thing as the Germ Theory, which is this theory that you can get sick from other people shedding viruses, because I have been around sick people throughout my life and have never caught anything from them, I mean, other than the main STDs, but that’s different, I’m talking cold/flu/covid, the basics…..

So I never really bought into the COVID narrative, especially not during the first year, when hospitals they marketed as full and overwhelmed would have nurses doing TikTok Dances, or producing content that’s a little more up my alley, NUDES from WORK!

The healthcare heroes, were doing double time in empty hospitals, by spending their down time figuring out how to digitally market themselves to the mass of supporters, who would be willing to pay for their nudes to show their support for the hard work these heroes were doing..

Well, as the COVID narrative collapsed, people got bored of it, the vaccine mandates they put on the same people they called heroes to destroy their lives dropped, but the girls kept up the nudes, maybe even made more money from the nudes, and despite being grossed out by hospitals, or having a general distrust of all things medical, nurses are the high light of the industry, their compassion, their slutty behavior to fuck doctors, all the good stuff means I support their other projects that they build off being nurses, but likely make more money doing than nursing……..THE NUDES.

So here’s some SCRUBS gone WILD……hot, disgusting, germ filled, if you believe in germs…..which I don’t……so put that hopsital pussy in my mouth and let me taste all the bacteria you’ve picked up along the way.

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2022

08

Aug

Amanda Seyfried Panties of the Day

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There was a time when Lohan was the prime starlet that we held in high esteem, but that time ended because for whatever reason, the industry wanted Lohan destroyed, and you can assume that it was based on her behavior, but I tend to think it was a concerted effort to knock her off her throne, and for whatever reason they decided that Amanda Seyfried, who was also in Mean Girls, was the girl to replace her, which she did pretty fucking well.

Lohan used to text me sometimes, it was a different era and I remember when Seyfried scored one of her jobs, she didn’t say very nice things about her, if only I still had those old Motorola phones, but I don’t, so take my word for it, even though I’m a liar.

The fact that Lohan hated Seyfried, made me like her all the more, then she started doing racier movies with her hot tits out, to compliment or offset the hokey corny ass movies she was doing, and through it all, I thought she was great to look at while naked.

She unfortunately chose breeding over career, which to some of us, is a hotter option now that we know how empty the world is for these girls who don’t breed, and I guess she’s making a hot mom comback, this time in a photoshoot that we’ll assume is promoting some movie she’s in that I can only hope she gets naked in.

This shoot is a little bit too much like a Tampon ad, you know just generic in the country, probably near where her farm is, which we should find the address for, since it’ll be a great place to wait out the apocalypse, farm life is the best life, growing your own food is the ONLY way to escape the matrix system……

But she’s still in a bikini bottom, with a big whit mom ass on a dock by the pond, and that manages to excite me.

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2022

08

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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I guess the benefit of MILFS is that they’ve already had their pussy’s blown the fuck out, so they won’t even notice when you stick your dick in them and that’s not even factoring how exhausted they are to the core from being a mother who has sold off her independence to a needy fucking parasite that is in the form of her child that you can assume she neglects or is raising badly by the simple fact that you met her at McDonalds after a night of drinking at 4 am where she begged you to fuck her like she was still young and free thanks to the mental break she’s having while the kids are with the grandparents…

That’s not to say that all moms are shit, that all moms put themselves first and resent their kids, or that all moms hate having kids. It’s usually the baby daddy that thye hate and are trying to spite when you have drunk sex with them but that they don’t notice you having drunk sex with because their mom pussies have that much GIVE to give.

It’s to say that moms can be hot and their emotional baggage, which may not be as hot, can be a great way to get YOU laid, which is key. If you’re lucky, you’ll get a MILF that may be more of a M.I.F.C.S.I.W or a “Mom I fuck cuz she is willing” not because she’s your top choice or because you have mommy issues and the maternal instinct of a mom comes through when she eats you ass…but yeah, the good MILFs are the ones who are into being moms, who have no time for bullshit, who want to fuck, get off and get the fuck out of there, instead of dragging you through the hell that is their life, so choose that MILF wisely…and here are some MILFS to remind you that breeding’s not all that bad, in some cases, it can be hot….especially when you’re let in and realize she’s got college aged daughters with big tits who wear bikinis……because the best thing about a MILF is her hot college aged daughter……if you didn’t raise them, it ain’t creepy to jerk off to them.

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2022

08

Aug

Kesha has the Sheer Dress On of the Day

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Kesha was a popstar for about a minute because prior to Katy Perry getting famous, or mainstream famous, since she tried doing the whole Christian Rock thing before selling her soul to the devil and becoming one of the more demonic popstars with HUGE levels of success that made no sense because her talent just didn’t carry her and her songs were just fucking corny and dumb, so the conspiracy of there being some higher force to create her isn’t all that hard to buy into, since anyone with a brain thinks Katy Perry is a talentless hack, and the people who carry her, are likely vaccinated, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN……

Anyway, for the week that Katy Perry pretended to be a hipster before getting famous with the least hip music ever, her sidekick was Kesha, and because of that, Kesha was able to get some deal also, sure she cried rape 10 years or more later from the guy who made her, but that’s just typical girl shit, not wanting to admit the pussy got them where they got with their stupid “Don’t Stop Eat My Muffin Top” song.

She ended up getting fat, going to court, getting less fat, adn now this may be part of the marketing campaign for her future career and it’s a good on cuz the big titties are on display.

If you’re gonna get fat, grow tits, you should definitely show them, and Kesha is the evidence of how good that works……so good, I barely saw the friend having a panty flash……because TITS!

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2022

08

Aug

Rosie O’Donnell’s Hot College Coed Daughter of the Day

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There’s some story that I read last week going around about how Rosie and her daughter Viv banter on TikTok because rich people have nothing better to do than draw attention to themselves, which Rosie’s actually not very good at, because if you were around in the late 90s, there was no one bigger than Rosie, she was straight up the Ellen of her generation, and like Ellen she ate box, and like Ellen she made the box that she ate doing crazy things, not necessarily fiery boozed fueled car crashes like Anne Heche, but you can imagine lesbians at the Rose level to be monsters, assuming you’ve met lesbians at the local level in your life, whether it was a gym teacher, a kid’s coach, or a construction worker, you’ll know they aren’t the warmest bunch……lesbians be MAD as fuck bro.

Anyway, the story you don’t care about is that VIV said something like her home life wasn’t normal, probably cuz she had a pyschotic/rich as shit, famous as shit, lesbian mom……you know NO DAD…the way the woke agenda likes it…of course her life was chaotic, she had two moms and woman are mental….and people are mad because Rosie said “of course it was normal” to which the woke are mad not realizing both VIVI and ROSIE are making jokes about how their lives were OBVIOUSLY not normal, but the internet is dumb, love conflict, and call Rosie a GASLIGHTER now..dumb.

The interesting part of the story is that VIV is a fucking babe, she looks like every white girl of instagram from Jersey you want to have sex with while she’s drinkin’ her wine, or on the boat, or spending the week at the Florida house. You know rich basic white girl doing rich basic white girl things. It’s like a pumpkin spice latte just hooked up with Lululemon (or whatever the trendy instagram equivalent is, maybe ALO YOGA), and left us with a lot to masturbate to….oh the good old college campus days…that you can still have because they don’t seem to kick you off campus when staring at the chicks because you just have to say “Mature Student Over here”….tell them you’re studying “sexology”……..I’m the next Dr Ruth security man, now take me to the college sluts and their tits..

So get ready for FROSH week in a few weeks you old fucks, while I stare at Rosie’s hot daughter and think “thank god for adoption because if this was Rosie DNA, she’d be looking way more SHREK”…..

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2022

08

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Despite what the white ladies at Starbucks with their tits out feeding their babies have to say, the whole milk filled tit thing is pretty fucking hot, so they can play the whole free the nipple, don’t sexualize me in one breath, as they pull their tit out for strangers, but we know that as soon as they get back to living life, they’ll have their tits out in dresses, shirts, fitness sports bras, and bikinis, for the precise purpose of having men sexualize their tits. You can’t fool us trickstr trick!

I always thought a woman pulling her tit out was a chance to see tit, I never really cared that it was for feeding purposes because since I was a young age, I knew that tits were more than just bulbous objects for me to cum on, they also feed babies, and the reason we are so titty obsessed is because of that, so when a tit is engorged with nutritious and delicious milk that body builders buy off ebay, it’s just the tit living its best fucking life, doing what it is supposed to, if anything it’s not ANY LESS of a tit, it’s in fact MORE tit that those miserable barren tits on the narcissistic breeders who have allocated their maternal instinct to an instagram dog they dress up, instead of with child, because they bought into the ME GENERATION of ME…

So, here some milky tit – because that is how it was designed – so we should be sexualizing it – since sexualizing tit is part of the programming to keep our species alive……..you need the hotness to get the boner to get the creampie to make the baby…..got it? I should teach sex ed!