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2010

22

Jun

Hayden Panettiere’s Midget Legs of the Day

I didn’t realize that midget was offensive until yesterday when I got to talking to some girl and midgets came up in conversation. I started joking around about how disgusting midgets are and how the give would give me nightmares if I had to deal with them more than just crossing the street to avoid them. But then she ruined my fun by showing me a family photo and both her parents were fucking midgets….it was like a sitcom situation you see on TV and get mad at how shitty the writing is to make such an obvious awkward joke…only it was unfortunately real life and the good thing is that I have no soul, I didn’t care, and made more jokes about the shit until she lost her shit and told me to fuck off cuz I was a disgusting pig…and although Hayden Panettiere isn’t an actual midget…she might as well be…since her sex appeal is about on the same level as a midget…but some how she was marketed into being a hot thing a few years ago…something I never understood…but for those of you who still think she’s hot cuz marketing works on you…here are her legs…cuz it turns out girls in shorts aren’t quite as good to jerk off to as girls who are naked and inserting objects inside themselves…..but they are better than nothing….I guess…

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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2010

22

Jun

Katie Holmes in her Tight Mom Jeans of the Day

The reason I watched That 70s Show when it first drop was to watch Jackie and her 15 year old ass in the tight high-waisted jeans. There was something magical about a teenage cameltoe and I used to write thank you letters to Fox and Rupert Murdoch for finding clever ways to promote kiddie porn and child erotica without getting in trouble…like the guy who wrote his name to look like a cock on Jeopardy without getting censored….

That said, I was too busy to waste my time on Katie Holmes and her dyke nerd tree hugging coffee drinking wordy bullshit on Dawson’s creek….where I thought she was average at best….amongst a gang of fuckers I’d probably beat up if I was in High School with their 30 year old still in High School asses.

But for some reason, I’m digging her now. Maybe it’s cuz I know she hasn’t had cock in years, thanks to her “marriage” with Tom Cruise, maybe it’s the fact that she’s in a cult which proves she’s easy to manipulate, or maybe it’s just the tight jeans….and really who cares……

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Posted in:Katie Holmes

2010

22

Jun

Megan Fox’s Skinny Little Ass of the Day

I like my bitches skinny. I love eating disorders. I love when a bitch’s thighs don’t touch, but I also like ass to have a little more soul than this…That’s not to say I like my shit big, black and scary as fuck in line at the KFC for some fried chicken, but it is to say that this non-existant shit isn’t ideal cuz there’s nothing awesome about seeing an anus when a bitch is standing up….Ass cheeks are our friends….and even the pubescent bitches I see at the pool have more booty than this….

I figure all this Megan Fox bitch needs to do is spend a little less money on plastic surgery on her face and a little more money getting ass implants…not that it matters cuz it just goes to waste on David from 90210….especially now that her career is over…

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Posted in:Megan Fox

2010

22

Jun

Coco’s Fat Ass in White of the Day

Coco is a fucking vision in white. When I see her in pictures I can almost smell the old semen dripping down her thigh after one of her johns gave her and extra 1000 dollars to let him cum inside her before Ice-T offered her marriage to work exclusively for him….the only thing I don’t understand is the level of confidence it must take for her to rock this outfit, I sure as hell hope she’s wearing a plastic grocery bag for protection, cuz when you’re this used up, you never know what the fuck’s gonna leak out of your ass and pussy….

Here she is in a walking the dog that should be walking her cuz she’s a dog situation, but people (black dudes) find her hot, so I guess I should to, since fitting in with the black folk has always been a priority to me….

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Posted in:Coco

2010

22

Jun

Emmy Rossum in Her Leg Warmers of the Day

Who the fuck is Emmy Rossum and why is she wearing this shit, but more importantly why is she named after the most coveted award in TV. Were her parents trying to trick her into working in Hollywood at a young age or is it just her nickname..it turns out she doesn’t have parents, she’s from a single mother household, which means one beautiful and amazing thing I can never get enough of….Daddy issues….

I don’t know why she is dressed like some weird Asian circus performer…. all she needs is some balls to juggle….in her mouth…. but it’s not a fetish to me, if anything I hate the shorts over pantyhose bullshit without the stupid leg warmers…so just adding another layer of stupidity to an already stupid outfit is just fucking annoying….

I figure if she had a father, things woulda worked out different for her….you know she’d be a little more stable and wouldn’t try so hard to get old men to notice her…

Either way, I dig Jewish pussy when it looks good even in stupid outfits and not like some mutant inbred shit, so here is Emmy Rossum…in a stupid outfit….even though I prefer my daddy issues on stripper poles, showing off their dad-less fuck holes…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2010

22

Jun

Bruce Willis Shares His Wife’s Nipples of the Day

I always had a feeling Bruce Willis was the kind of guy who would get off watching his wife get fucked by black dudes. You know the little weirdo in the corner of the room jerking off while directing his wife how to take the black cock down her throat, so it’s only natural that he’d make sure she wears see through dresses when her much younger tits made this public appearance, cuz the idea of a guy getting off to his pussy, makes him cum hard and here are the pics…even if getting hard to these pics make you fucking weird, cuz to see her nipple you gotta do some “Magic Eye” shit…

Her name is Emma Heming and she’s a serious upgrade from Demi…which isn’t saying much…but it is saying something…and that something is that if you are a big movie star you’ll still get better pussy than the average man even 20 years after your last successful role….and even when they are midgets.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Emma Heming

2010

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is officially summer today and I finally found the mother load…The garden of eden….the holy grail…heaven….the happiest place in the universe….and it was at the ghetto park where welfare moms and their pregnant teen daughters hang in their bikinis together…smokin’ cigarettes, drinking beer, showing off their tight poor bodies…I think I am home….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Some Idiot I Pretend Doesn’t Exist Named Ke$ha Showing a Bit of Cunt
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This Jeremy London-Kidnapper-Crack=Smoking-Thing Just Keeps Getting Weirder and Fucking Weirder
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Because We all Love Getting Laid, No?
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Megan Fox’s Hottest Pics On The Internet
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God Damn Ashley Greene
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Girls, Bikini and Girls
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The 10 Hottest College Sports Towns
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THE WEDDING IS OFF!
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Erica Durance From Smallville is Topless
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Gotta Love Salma Hayek
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Jodie and Her Huge Fucking Toy
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Blonde and Brunette Play With a Strap On – VIDEO
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Holy Fuck! When Did That Omarosa Bitch From The Apprentice Get This Crazy Fucking Rack?
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Eva Mendes X Jessica Alba = Nice!
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking Hot in Swimwear
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A Bunch of Sluts Are Looking Hot at the Fountain
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Get a Load of Nikita
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Some Gerri Halliwell Crotch Shots
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Aubrey Addams, Marlie Moore & August Get It On
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Nina Dobrev is Making Me Think All Sorts of Dirty Things
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A Fuckload of Sexy Twitter Pics
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Rihanna is Looking Fuckable in a Tight Tracksuit
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Here’s Hoping Erin Andrews Body Stays Nice and Gith Like In This Pic
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Forced to Orgasm on the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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Lolly Malone is a Maxim Hometown Hotties Finalist
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Yeah Whatever, As Much as I Hate These Little Hipster Chicks, They Are Still Totally Fuckable
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Sweet Sweet Krissy
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How About a Web Came Teen? – VIDEO
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Meagan Fox’s Tight Ass
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The 20 Hottest Female Celebrity Golfers
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Her and Her Painted Tits Me Want to Root For The Swiss
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Adrienne Curry is Tweeting More Slutty Pics
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25 Tennis Upskirt Shots
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Stripper in the Subway – VIDEO
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Worlds WORST Backflip Attempt – VIDEO
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Shakira is Tasty
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Heather Summers is Busting Out
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THE AWESOME INTERNET DRUNK HALL OF FAME
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Obscure Sex Act of the Week
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Follow Me!!
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Bonus – Amanda Bynes is Quitting Acting or Some Shit, But I Don’t Really Know What’s Up Cause I’m Distracted By Her Awesome Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

21

Jun

Taylor Swift in a Weird Fucking Bikini of the Day

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in these pictures…I am confused. See I can tell this Taylor Swift is in a bikini, but it’s probably the weirdest, non-erotic bikini I have ever seen. You know the kind of bikini you’d expect your grandmother to wear to the pool in her condo building because she’s still young at heart, but old in body. Shit looks like a fucking girdle, you know like those SPANX shits moms wear to make their pussy gunt look less bloated, and I guess the only explanation is that Taylor Swift has her period…or that she’s just sloppy as fuck disguised in a long and lean body…something we used to call SLIMFATS and I guess it really shouldn’t matter, cuz bikini or high waisted bikini or not…Taylor Swift has about as much sex appeal as 3 days old horse shit, which I guess is okay by her, cuz it keeps her country, and that’s the market she’s trying to appeal to…..but not okay to people who fuck horse shit, cuz you want to get it while it’s still warm and most, otherwise it just crumbles apart….

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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2010

21

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is today’s news…cuz the world we live in is pretty fucking weird….

Free Concert for HIV Testing in Dallas

Memphis Woman Arrested for Short Skirt

“Hungry” thief busted after big brawl

A corrections officer has been put on administrative leave after posing nude for Playboy magazine

A Mississippi man just out of prison, positive for hepatitis C, bit a bus driver and spit his own blood at police

Good Times….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

21

Jun

Russell Brand Poses With Girls in Bikinis Like He’s Not a Queer of the Day




I know it’s pretty fucking obvious and maybe even boring to say that Russell Brand is a queer, because everyone already knows he is and not because he wears tight pants, or because he makes out with his male costars every chance her gets, or even because of his weird dainty accent and way he speaks, but because he’s engaged to Katy Perry, a disgusting pig of a woman I know that anyone hetero wouldn’t get down with unless they were black, but that a queer would pretend to the public that he is getting down with her, because it makes the most sense for both their careers….I know that Russell Brand pretended to be a drug addict and wrote a fake book and lived his lie that led him to North America, so pullin’ stunts like pretending is easy for him….but I guess as long as he gets trash half naked in their bikinis, he’s the kind of homo I don’t mind getting behind….but as soon the bikini-clad bitches disappear…I got no choice but to go back hating on this useless unfunny motherfucker……and I guess the post of this post is to say I dig cheap marketing strategies…cuz bitches in bikinis always get my attention….good job you fucking geniuses.

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