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2010

22

Jun

Emmy Rossum in Her Leg Warmers of the Day

Who the fuck is Emmy Rossum and why is she wearing this shit, but more importantly why is she named after the most coveted award in TV. Were her parents trying to trick her into working in Hollywood at a young age or is it just her nickname..it turns out she doesn’t have parents, she’s from a single mother household, which means one beautiful and amazing thing I can never get enough of….Daddy issues….

I don’t know why she is dressed like some weird Asian circus performer…. all she needs is some balls to juggle….in her mouth…. but it’s not a fetish to me, if anything I hate the shorts over pantyhose bullshit without the stupid leg warmers…so just adding another layer of stupidity to an already stupid outfit is just fucking annoying….

I figure if she had a father, things woulda worked out different for her….you know she’d be a little more stable and wouldn’t try so hard to get old men to notice her…

Either way, I dig Jewish pussy when it looks good even in stupid outfits and not like some mutant inbred shit, so here is Emmy Rossum…in a stupid outfit….even though I prefer my daddy issues on stripper poles, showing off their dad-less fuck holes…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2010

22

Jun

Bruce Willis Shares His Wife’s Nipples of the Day

I always had a feeling Bruce Willis was the kind of guy who would get off watching his wife get fucked by black dudes. You know the little weirdo in the corner of the room jerking off while directing his wife how to take the black cock down her throat, so it’s only natural that he’d make sure she wears see through dresses when her much younger tits made this public appearance, cuz the idea of a guy getting off to his pussy, makes him cum hard and here are the pics…even if getting hard to these pics make you fucking weird, cuz to see her nipple you gotta do some “Magic Eye” shit…

Her name is Emma Heming and she’s a serious upgrade from Demi…which isn’t saying much…but it is saying something…and that something is that if you are a big movie star you’ll still get better pussy than the average man even 20 years after your last successful role….and even when they are midgets.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Emma Heming

2010

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is officially summer today and I finally found the mother load…The garden of eden….the holy grail…heaven….the happiest place in the universe….and it was at the ghetto park where welfare moms and their pregnant teen daughters hang in their bikinis together…smokin’ cigarettes, drinking beer, showing off their tight poor bodies…I think I am home….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Some Idiot I Pretend Doesn’t Exist Named Ke$ha Showing a Bit of Cunt
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This Jeremy London-Kidnapper-Crack=Smoking-Thing Just Keeps Getting Weirder and Fucking Weirder
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Because We all Love Getting Laid, No?
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Megan Fox’s Hottest Pics On The Internet
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God Damn Ashley Greene
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Girls, Bikini and Girls
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The 10 Hottest College Sports Towns
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THE WEDDING IS OFF!
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Erica Durance From Smallville is Topless
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Gotta Love Salma Hayek
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Jodie and Her Huge Fucking Toy
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Blonde and Brunette Play With a Strap On – VIDEO
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Holy Fuck! When Did That Omarosa Bitch From The Apprentice Get This Crazy Fucking Rack?
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Eva Mendes X Jessica Alba = Nice!
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking Hot in Swimwear
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A Bunch of Sluts Are Looking Hot at the Fountain
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Get a Load of Nikita
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Some Gerri Halliwell Crotch Shots
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Aubrey Addams, Marlie Moore & August Get It On
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Nina Dobrev is Making Me Think All Sorts of Dirty Things
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A Fuckload of Sexy Twitter Pics
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Rihanna is Looking Fuckable in a Tight Tracksuit
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Here’s Hoping Erin Andrews Body Stays Nice and Gith Like In This Pic
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Forced to Orgasm on the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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Lolly Malone is a Maxim Hometown Hotties Finalist
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Yeah Whatever, As Much as I Hate These Little Hipster Chicks, They Are Still Totally Fuckable
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Sweet Sweet Krissy
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How About a Web Came Teen? – VIDEO
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Meagan Fox’s Tight Ass
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The 20 Hottest Female Celebrity Golfers
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Her and Her Painted Tits Me Want to Root For The Swiss
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Adrienne Curry is Tweeting More Slutty Pics
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25 Tennis Upskirt Shots
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Stripper in the Subway – VIDEO
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Worlds WORST Backflip Attempt – VIDEO
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Shakira is Tasty
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Heather Summers is Busting Out
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THE AWESOME INTERNET DRUNK HALL OF FAME
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Obscure Sex Act of the Week
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Follow Me!!
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Bonus – Amanda Bynes is Quitting Acting or Some Shit, But I Don’t Really Know What’s Up Cause I’m Distracted By Her Awesome Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

21

Jun

Taylor Swift in a Weird Fucking Bikini of the Day

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in these pictures…I am confused. See I can tell this Taylor Swift is in a bikini, but it’s probably the weirdest, non-erotic bikini I have ever seen. You know the kind of bikini you’d expect your grandmother to wear to the pool in her condo building because she’s still young at heart, but old in body. Shit looks like a fucking girdle, you know like those SPANX shits moms wear to make their pussy gunt look less bloated, and I guess the only explanation is that Taylor Swift has her period…or that she’s just sloppy as fuck disguised in a long and lean body…something we used to call SLIMFATS and I guess it really shouldn’t matter, cuz bikini or high waisted bikini or not…Taylor Swift has about as much sex appeal as 3 days old horse shit, which I guess is okay by her, cuz it keeps her country, and that’s the market she’s trying to appeal to…..but not okay to people who fuck horse shit, cuz you want to get it while it’s still warm and most, otherwise it just crumbles apart….

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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2010

21

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is today’s news…cuz the world we live in is pretty fucking weird….

Free Concert for HIV Testing in Dallas

Memphis Woman Arrested for Short Skirt

“Hungry” thief busted after big brawl

A corrections officer has been put on administrative leave after posing nude for Playboy magazine

A Mississippi man just out of prison, positive for hepatitis C, bit a bus driver and spit his own blood at police

Good Times….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

21

Jun

Russell Brand Poses With Girls in Bikinis Like He’s Not a Queer of the Day




I know it’s pretty fucking obvious and maybe even boring to say that Russell Brand is a queer, because everyone already knows he is and not because he wears tight pants, or because he makes out with his male costars every chance her gets, or even because of his weird dainty accent and way he speaks, but because he’s engaged to Katy Perry, a disgusting pig of a woman I know that anyone hetero wouldn’t get down with unless they were black, but that a queer would pretend to the public that he is getting down with her, because it makes the most sense for both their careers….I know that Russell Brand pretended to be a drug addict and wrote a fake book and lived his lie that led him to North America, so pullin’ stunts like pretending is easy for him….but I guess as long as he gets trash half naked in their bikinis, he’s the kind of homo I don’t mind getting behind….but as soon the bikini-clad bitches disappear…I got no choice but to go back hating on this useless unfunny motherfucker……and I guess the post of this post is to say I dig cheap marketing strategies…cuz bitches in bikinis always get my attention….good job you fucking geniuses.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Russell Brand

2010

21

Jun

Lady Gaga Still Does Baseball Games in her Underwear of the Day

The good thing about being Lady Gaga is all the money she is making and attention she is getting when she spent her life being the person no one spoke to all her life.

The bad thing about being Lady Gaga is knowing that even when she shows up places in her underwear, something that will get anyone attention if they were to try to pull it off in their life, no one gives a fuck. It’s not hot. It’s expected. She looks disgusting and no matter what stunt she does or how much money she makes doing it, no one will really care cuz she isn’t hot….

So she proved ugly girls can make it, if their target market is gay, but it is official that anything she does, she will be ignored…meaning her career is exhausted and the end is near and that’s some great news cuz a body like this attached to a face like this deserves to be taken out back and shot before it scares the other kids….something her parents failed on doing. Assholes.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2010

21

Jun

Ginger Spice Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some possibly staged pictures of Ginger Spice on vacation, even though her life is a vacation since she doesn’t do anything anymore and just lives off the stupid money she made being a Spice Girl, but I guess doing nothing on a Yacht is different than doing nothing in your mansion wherever that mansion may be. Either way, she’s living a pretty good fucking life.

She’s on the yacht picking her ass, she’s on a Jet Ski showing ass and she’s in an orange bikini at some nudist beach…when she should be fucking naked, because that’s what nude beaches are for, but I guess she didn’t feel like unleashing the mom pussy lip mess to the paparazzi…but instead decided to stare at other retired mom pussy, that I guess you’d call Grandma Pussy, since most nudists are 85 years old.

Either way, her body looked tight enough with all things considered and her tits were pretty solid and even if it was a disgusting mess I’d still post the shit, cuz the Spice Girls brought me a few orgasms back before I had internet but I did have music television…

Pics via Fame
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Posted in:Bikini|Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice

2010

21

Jun

Kim Kardashian Hides Her Whore Pussy Like Her Porno Didn’t Launch Her Career of the Day

I prefer when pussy does the Miley Cyrus and gets out of the car with purpose and that purpose is to be exposed for all to see….especially when the purpose of the whore pussy to begin with was to be exposed for all to see…that’s what launched the pussy’s mainstream career cuz she filmed a porno that involved an unprotected black cock violating it…a porno that everyone saw because it was marketed as a “sex tape” and not some weird mixed race fetish shit it actually was…a porno that allowed her to leverage the buzz and establish herself with the help of Ryan Seacrest, who is apparently a hero to pornstars who pretend they aren’t pornstars…by giving them legit shows that people buy actually watch…despite it having little to no substance….

So she can pretend that she’s not the whore we all know she is cuz over the years as her face has morphed into a man and her gut caught up with her fat ass, she’s developed some integrity, or maybe she knows leaving her a sloppy fucking pig pussy in the bag is best for all parties involved.

Either way, I’d rather see cunt than no cunt, no matter what trash that cunt is stapled onto….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

21

Jun

Britney Spears Sloppy Legs of the Day

I may hate fat chicks, but I love me some fat thighs. Actually, I don’t…but what the fuck do you expect with pictures of Britney Spears in shorts, you know since she’s sloppy as fuck and has been the last 5 years. I know people like to say that all girls have cellulite, and that it’s just a hormonal thing women have cuz they need the extra fat to support a healthy pregnancy or some bullshit that fat chicks invented, cuz I know I’ve seen my fair share of bitches with eating disorders, who I like to think have their values in place, and their skin never falls off the fuckin’ bone like the meat on some slow cooked ribs…and maybe that’s the missing link to why black dudes like fat chicks…cuz it reminds them of their chicken and ribs….and black dudes love their BBQ…and apparently so does Britney Spears.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears