2010
18
Jun
Not only has Ashlee Simpson landed a man…or what is marketed as a man…but she’s also got married, had kids, relaunched her career, but most importantly…is not a fat slob eating away her sadness from how life has wronged her with her gay Yoko Ono trying to force feed the donuts down her throat so that he gets all the glory…Take that Jessica Simpson…Remember when Ashlee was the latch on sister who felt insignificant in your shadow. Revenge is Bittersweet…
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Ashlee Simpson
2010
18
Jun
If you’re like me, you like your pregnant bitches in their first tri-mester cuz you still get the benefits of pregnancy by fucking them and cumming in their gutter pussies without having to deal with condoms and the stress of unwanted pregnancy with a bitch who is clearly crazy cuz she’s letting you fuck her without a condom before she gets all big, bloated, thick nippled, fat and disgusting with swollen ankles and smelling like the parts of their bodies they have neglected to wash because they haven’t been able to reach partially cuz they were too busy complaining and eating…prepping their man for the hell he is about to embark in, you know like actual pregnant chicks…the kind you can’t pretend aren’t pregnant, especially when they hit the stage at you’re local stripclub….making you feel guilty for a few minutes before taking advantage of the situation cuz you know a pregnant bitch stripping is the kind of desperation that is more than willing to take things to the next level in the back alley outside the stripclub….
On a sidenote, I saw my old neighbor last night and she was pregnant….she used to be a drunk whore with an apartment that worked with a revolving door policy….where I’d see at least 3 different dudes walk through in a given day…making me wonder if she knows who the dad is but more importantly, I wonder if she’s gone legit and wholesome and whether her husband knows her seedy past….Maybe I’ll have to bring it up when I see them playing with their kid in the park next year…It’ll give me something to look forward to…
Here is Jennifer Garner’s semi-pregnant, or pregnant enough to still fuck body…if you ever like Jennifer Garner…which I didn’t…but I do this shit for you. I’m like Santa Claus you appreciative pricks…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Jennifer Garner
2010
18
Jun
Here’s a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart, Star Jones Edition, but she’s actually looking good if you take a minute to remember what disgusting monster she looked like back when she was on The View before they hired Sheri Shephard to play her on The View or what I like to call the show that made my life worth living…and the whole thing leaves me in a weird position cuz she’s disgusting for the average observer, but lookin’ good to her friends, family and to guys who fucked her back when she was relevant and before the stomach stapling surgery…all I know is that her name has been a constant in my life and figure she deserves some titty attention for the jokes I’ve made about her when trying to destroy my wife emotionally…so here she is showing off her tits….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Star Jones
2010
18
Jun
I may not be into posting pussy pictures of Miley Cyrus cuz I am not an idiot and I know that the Kiddie Porn police won’t be as nice to me as they are with Perez Hilton, since my site is called DrunkenStepfather and they’ve probably been tapping my phones the last 5 years hoping for me to fuck up and this will be there chance to get me and lock me down, while he is some poofter queer who probably didn’t even write his own tweet and has high paying lawyers that will spin this to work for him, while nothing ever works for me….
But I am totally down with this new Miley Hustle. I never thought she was hot, I always saw nothing but an awkward looking teenager, but for some reason, I think I may be in love with her retarded toothed, bad singing, over-hyped ass, and I’d be more than happy to tutor her through her last year of highschool, with my dick, since fucking 16 year olds is legal in Canada, while making statements like that in the USA is apparently also a crime, cuz you are not the land of the free, you are the land of being told you are free, but are really oppressed, but who am I to judge generations of brain washing….I’m much better at judging teenage legs.
Here are some other pics of Miley in Leather Pants cuz she’s trying to make you all do bad things with your neighbor’s kid…she is the kiddie porn producer and she likes it…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2010
18
Jun
Look, I realize that Megan Fox is hot…or was hot…or deservered the attention she was getting when she was getting it a few years ago. I am a guy and I dig pussy that pulls off her look or the look she used to have because I think she let the pressure of being the hot pussy get to her and now she’s gone and Botoxed and got surgeries and looks more like a bottom feeding pornstar, which I guess she is…or will be now that Hollywood has decided they don’t need her in their movies and she’s decided to finally show off some fucking tit, cuz there are a lot of hot bitches out there and she doesn’t have the right to hold out on the public cuz of some kind of ego we’ve given her….so here she is showing off some tit lookin’ like Demi Moore and Dita Von Teese’s love child dressed like Angelina Jolie and Sasha Grey’s love child on Halloween, and the whole thing works for me, whether I always thought she was all hype or not…
This is some Jonah Hex movie premier if you like knowing the location of the pictures you jerk off to….to everyone else, here’s Megan Fox cleavage.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Megan Fox
2010
17
Jun
I spent the better part of the day drinking with a fat toothless woman who smelled like shit while on one of those motorized scooters for old and sick people. She was a lot of fun and tried to show me how she dances in her motorized scooter…which you wouldn’t think was labor intensive…but she was sweating her face off and out of breath…probably because she is dying. It was a fucking dive, there were 15 year old girls there trying to get free drinks for a pussy flash, old men were going along with it, but I wasn’t down with helping them become what we all know they are going to become if they aren’t already…I guess I only like ’em when they are broken in….and already damaged on a horrible path…I don’t like encouraging the shit…
So here are my stepLINKS…drunken…better late than never…I guess
Honestly, I’d Rather Fuck Gail Posner’s Dog Than Gail Posner
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Audrina Patridge Works Out Her Fake TIts in a Sports Bra
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I Love to Look at Ashley Greene
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Lindsay Lohan’s Sexiest Twit-Pics Wow
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If Your Day Was as Bad as Mine, a Web Cam Slut Show Will Probably Make You Better
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LADIES! The White Women Work Out Will Slim You Down in No Time
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A Collection of Movie Bad Asses That Should Be in the MMA
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Some Candice Swanepoel and Behait Prinsloo Pics
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How About a Rhianna and Beyonce Cat Fight? Check It
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Katy Perry Had a Panty Upskirt
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Holy Fuck! Tori Spelling is the Living Dead!
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Kaylani is Stripping
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Gotta Love an Anateur Playing With Her Pussy
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How TV’s Greatest Shows Should Have Ended
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HOLY SHIT!! This Dude is Sentenced to Death By Firing Squad…in AMERICA!
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Aishwarya Rai Puts All These Plastic Hollywood Whores to Shame
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Alice Goodwin and Her Hot Body Will Make you Love the World Cup
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Courtney Love is Going Insane Before Out Eyes and It’s Awesome – VIDEO
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All These Naked Chicks Say ITS SHOWER TIME!
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Have You Ever Been to an All Girl Tattoo Party
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Demi Levato Showing Some Bikini Ass
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Bree Barrett is a Naked Girl Next Door Type
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How About Some Sasha Grey
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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Miranda Kerr & Alessandra Ambrosio: Hello, Bombshells!
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Katy Perry is Basically Naked in Her New Video
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Alyssa is Masterbating in Public
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Check Out Nina Dobrev
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As Much as I Hate Them, I’d Still Bang This Hipster Hottie
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Well Hey There Monica
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Hot College Teens on Webcam
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Perfection Part XXXVI
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The 10 Hottest Weather Girls Videos Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Audrina Patridge is Letting Us Watch Her Work Out
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Cameron Diaz Will Do Anything For Dick
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Freida Pinto is Hot and Dev Patal is One Lucky Fucker
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Now This is One Drunk Ass Slut
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Striptease of the Day
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Some British Model Sluts on Twitter
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Veronica and Her Giant Tits
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The 8 Most Awesome Movie Car Chases of All Time
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Lil’ Kim and Nicki Minaj Cat Fight
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
17
Jun
Here are today’s news picks to remind us that the world is doomed, but at least it is entertaining…and filled with colorful morons….
A bar in Idaho employs a dog to fetch more tips.
A Funeral home in Ohio is forced to close down because the director has been accused of walking around the home naked, wearing the clothes of the dead etc.
People at a Maryland bar think they spot Justin Bieber and chaos ensues, the police are called and it turns out the lookalike is a 27 year-old female named Katie.
A Colorado councilwoman has called for a ban on bikini-clad coffee shops because when one of the girls is, “raped and murdered, we will all mourn.”
Video from a handheld camera of a jail uprising in Lexington, Kentucky.
Police say muggers punched a Russian ballerina in the face and took her pointe shoes while she was returning home from a performance.
Posted in:stepNEWS
2010
17
Jun
I don’t know who this bitch is, I just know she’s topless, and really that’s good enough for me. But if you really want to know more about the person behind these model tits who are gracing the pages of some fashion magazine that pretends their nudity is high concept art that is perfect for fashion and not gutter pornography, then you’ll be happy to know she is 23, from Hungarym she did last year’s Victoria’s Secret show and for the rest of you who don’t care who tits belong to…here are her annoying “artistic” shots….
Posted in:Eniko Mihalik
2010
17
Jun
I do this thing in my stepLINKS where I write “Lookin’ Good Sweetheart” and link to the most vile, disgusting, ugly looking creatures that are either trying to look hot, or just aren’t hot at all, the kind of shit that should be ashamed to call itself a woman, cuz women are supposed to be thigns we want to fuck…
Today, Kelly Osbourne made gets the glory of being a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…cuz whatever is going on here is definitely not lookin’ good.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Kelly Osbourne
2010
17
Jun
It doesn’t just amaze me that Renee Zelwegger had the confidence to become and actor who happened to be well received and who has actually won Academy Awards and landed roles that aren’t the monster in Fairy Tale movies, but instead are the leading lady…but it always amazes me that she gets laid… I have fucked many dirty, ugly, disgusting lookin’ bitches and I have no standards, but none looked this much like a SciFi monster that would definitely give me nightmares just being in the same room as her…but for some reason she is getting cock and not just everyday cock trying to ride her to the top or to live the good life…but Bradley Cooper cock from The Hangover and that makes no sense to me because she doesn’t look fucking human…but I guess he’s into that. Rich dudes are always the weirdos.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Renee Zelwegger
