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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day

Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

May

Pregnant Paulina Rubio in Her Bikini of the Day

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Paulina Rubio is old. I always forget that bitch is pushing 45 or some shit….mainly because most Mexican women I know are 200 pounds, mothers of 5 and busy cleaning houses living the American dream, but cleaning up after people who are actually living the American dream…but she’s finally settling down and having a baby….and like any good pregnant chick, she’s gone to role around in the sand in bikini in what may be one of her last chances to be the Mexican popstar people wanted to fuck, as Mexicans go all down hill after making babies…and because she’s not too pregnant yet to make jerking off to her awkward…unless of couse you like pregnant chicks, which some of you do, maybe because it is nature’s most beautiful gift, maybe because if she’s already knocked up you can’t knock her up, maybe because you like knowing a bitch doesn’t use condoms, maybe you like the idea of fucking something a growing fetus lives in, cuz fucking a home is rarely possible….I just know I pretty much hate the shit and I just see swollen ankles, fat gut and pretty much career and body suicide where watching a pregnant bitch walk the street is like watching a bitch self destruct….but maybe you dig it so here she is pregnant in a bikini….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Paulina Rubio|Pregnant

2010

May

Princess Madeline in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

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Royal Pussy has probably looked better than this mess of a woman…but I guess after generations of inbreeding we take what we can get when it comes to blue blooded bitches….it’s not like there are all that many actual Princesses in the world to get off to…and if you have a middle ages fetish…it makes masturbation pretty fucking hard…unless of course you are like my friend who go to parks and stages battles who is understandably a little too socially awkward to get laid….but who has no problem hiring hookers and dressing them up in period costumes….not that kind of period….actually historically relevant dresses he and crowns he gets made custom….sure it’s weird…but so are most fetishes…give him a break….at least he’s trying to maintain the luxury, exclusiveness and regal respectable behavior of a princess…while this Princess Madeline chick just jumps into the behavior and dress of a common whore….

Here are the pics of her and her sloppy body that is probably the root of why her boyfriend left her, cuz royalty or not, this body isn’t something you want to lock into for any amount of money….unless you’re me, in which case it’s all good cuz there’s a 28 year old pussy in a bikini…sloppy, rich, ugly or not…it’s better than what I’m used to.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Princess Madeline

2010

May

Kristen Davis Shitty See Through of the Day

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Most of us have seen bitch naked when her ex boyfriend leaked nude pictures of her from when she was younger and more eager, before the whole Sex and the City bullshit changed her life and defined her as someone who made it.

Some of us got sued for posting the pictures, because the bith has a team of people who wanted to make those early eager years of her life disappear as fast as they could….I was one of those people who almost got sued, but figured I’d take them down, because seriously, they weren’t that great…if anything they were disgusting, because her pussy lips were big and black like some kind of rotting corpse pussy that got abused it’s way to the top.

I don’t know who she’s kidding by wearing a bar to cover up her sloppy little tits, but I do know that I’m happy it’s not see through pants, because seriously, her vagina, even at a young age, was the kind that makes you question if you’re straight or not, because you have no interest in sticking anything in that mess….

I hate Sex and the City and everyone who buys into the bullshit they stand for. I hate all the Sex and the City career women who follow the fucking lead of this shit show….mainly becuase Sex and the City was written by a gay guy and I prefer women in traditional gender roles and not so much living the gam man lifestyle…

Either way, here she is in a bra…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Kristen Davis|See Through

2010

May

Mother Sees Underage Daughter In an Ad for a Stripclub….of the Day

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Here is a story of a mother who saw her underage daughter on an ad for a stripclub, because working as a stripper makes a hell of a lot more money than working the mall food court…especially since kids grow up on the internet and see that the real stars aren’t the bitches on TV and in Movies, but the girls in porn, cuz guys actually jerk off to them….and when you come from a broken home where your morals and values allow you to work in a stripclub at 16, that’s pretty much all you want in life and since it paysit’s fucking bonus….

I was listening to teens talking about sex on a radio show since I don’t have a TV last night. It didn’t really excite me. They were talking about Prom night and a whole lot of other bullshit that wasn’t hot, and reminded me that teenagers who go to Prom are teenagers who aren’t worth trying to fuck, you need the gutter girls who pretend they are 18 so that when the cops come knocking, you can plea ignorance, cuz I don’t know about you, but I never ID the bitches I try to fuck, usually cuz there’s no time before the roofies wear off.

Yeah, that was a shitty joke, don’t worry, I’ve got tons of them.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Teen Strippers

2010

May

Heidi Montag’s Transformer’s Audition is Desperate of the Day

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Like the bottom feeding trash that this bitch is, she is trying to get Megan Fox’s job in transformers by posting a shooting gallery training session with a cop on her twitter directed @michael_bay, like the time I tried to get sex with Lohan by writing @lindsaylohan “Let’s have sex”….it’s laughable, it’s a joke, she’s a joke that is hopefully coming to a fucking end…because she can’t go on forever and suicide or a botched plastic surgery is inevitable, but there’s always something guys find hot about bitches with guns, no matter how low level and useless they are….so here are some pics of her with guns, that aren’t that recent, but are doing the rounds, cuz people find this twitter hustle a fucking joke and we all like watching bitches with egos fall…lets just hope we are hear about a gun accident in their mansion in the near future….murder suicide can be a beautiful thing when it involves these twats.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Guns|Heidi Montag

2010

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some loser at Warner Bros who is trying to get ahead in the corporate world has been sending me takedown notices for screencaps I posted from one of their TV shows…because I guess a screencap from a TV show that pollutes all of our lives while making Warner Bros millions of dollars is not our property…it just comes into our homes like it is being leant to us by our nice neighbor down the street, only instead by a mean money making corporation….

So I decided to email him asking him how something on my TV is not my property, not that I have a TV, but he doesn’t know that.

He ignored me….

So I wrote him this:

Michael

Why are you ignoring my emails. I am just trying to have a dialog here. You are being a little unreasonable in your approach. I don’t know where you learnt your manners, but can assume it was due to poor parenting…don’t blame us cuz your father wasn’t there for you and your mom resented you for destroying her body…if anything that should make you a nicer fucking person, and not the cunt you clearly are…

When someone emails you, you should respond to them, not ignore them. But I guess you don’t care too much about people, as you are on your bullshit quest to climb the corporate ladder. You are pathetic and I hope one day you get your million dollar a year salary, that charters you a jet when you are trying to impress some pussy who only wants you for your money, that crashes.

You are a disgusting pig of a person and you should be a fucking man, stop selling your soul to Warner Bros, and stand up for your pathetic suck up self, instead of going through the fucking motions they tell you to go through…you little, insignificant twat.

Die.

Love,

Jesus Martinez

I wonder if he’ll invite me to his birthday party….

Here are my stepLINKS…

Holy fuck Jessica Simpson is a Whale
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Now Are Those a Pair of Tits or Are Those a Pair of Tits?
Don’t Even Get Me started on That Face
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Because You Gotta Release From That chubby Somehow
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The 50 Prettiest Porn Stars of All Time
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Emanuelle Chriqui’s Breasts Hit The Town
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Terrible, Terrible Pictures – A Gallery
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2010 FIFA World Cup: The Sexiest Fans, Wives, Girlfriends and Celebrities from Spain
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Sophie Monk and Her Camel Toe
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Rhianna Flashes Her Vadge
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Lets Question Kate Hudson and Her Possibly Fake Tits Again
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And Now, The World’s Best Cat Litter Commericial! – VIDEO
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Genevive in Her Bed
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How About Some Celebrity Sex Faces – VIDEO
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Babe Takes a Bath – VIDEO
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Ahhhhhhhh Marisa Miller
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Backyard Wrestler Goes Wrong
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Now is that a Body or is That a Body
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Hey There Briana Amor
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Sluts Check Out the Stripclub
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Who is Worse of a Mess? Lindsay Lohan or Her Mother?
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Jessica Simpson Looks Like a Tank When She Stands Next to Ashley Simpson and Her Tight Body
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Diane Kruger’s Dress is Stupid But She’s Still Lookin’ Hot
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Wanna Know How Rich how Tiger Woods Is?
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How Do You Say “Put Your Finger Up My Butt” in German?
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Jewel Enjoys Her Pussy Being Sucked
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Gisele Bundchen Gallery
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Sarah Jessica Parker is Leggy
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Hanna Hilton Wants to Say Hello
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3 Hot Lap Dancing Teens – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lawrence Sizzles In Esquire
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The Ten Greatest Cunt Bombs in TV History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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They Found Megan Foxes Replacement Apparently
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And More Carla Bruni
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Killer Babe is Showering For the Camera
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Victoria Beckham and Her Legs
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Hooray For 3D Boobies
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Meet Aletta Ocean
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Follow Me, You Fools
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

One Web Cam: The Internet Stars Who Will Redefine Hip Hop Music
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Luis Rodriguez Taveras Penis
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The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Dropped Today – I Posted this Exclusive Clip
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

May

Kendra Wilkinson Exclusive Sex Tape Clip of the Day

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Here is an exclusive clip from Vivid of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape everyone is excited about.

I have no real opinion about this clip mainly because I don’t really like anything about Kendra Wilkinson or her prostitute life other than the fact that she gets naked for money and now has sex for money…and I think more girls should take her lead…cuz I like watching….

There are rumors that the video was actually shopped around by her to boost her career she doesn’t want to see drown, which I think it is safe to say is fact but really who cares about the business behind the shit, let’s focus on what is more important and that is the fact that this shit exists and is getting out there….

Seeing any 18 year ass is getting fucked in video that you can buy later today is amazing….especially when it is 18 year olds who are no longer 18 but who we’ve got to know on TV and in Playboy….kinda like reminding us all of what could have been had things panned out different before ruining her vagina with kids….

This brings back memories of Pam Anderson sex tape in the 90s, and Paris Hilton’s sex tape in the 2000s…and I am hoping is just the start of the sex tapes of the 2010s….cuz I figure there will always be people willing to get down on camera when shit starts going downhill…especially after how well shit has worked out until this point for other bitches….

So here’s a preview of her getting down…giving some blowjob….you won’t see it anywhere else, cuz I’m just that relevant in the entertainment world when it comes to sex tapes…..Enjoy….

To See Another Hardcore Clip and To Find Out More on the Sex Tape
Follow This Link….
KendraExposed.com

And if you are like me and appreciate the ambition in her 18 year old eye, already knowing dick sucking will take her farther than any University degree, and know you want it ….

Then Follow This Link and Buy The Kendra Exposed Video
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Here’s a screencap if the video is loading slowly to entertain yourself with….

Here’s a screencap of her natural 18 year old tits…before her awkward body bought new ones….

Posted in:Exclusive|Kendra Wilkinson|Sex Tape

2010

May

stepNEWS of the Day

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Celebrity news is boring…Sure watching the real news is depressing, unless you’re like me and have no faith in humanity, which makes this shit substantially funnier….Here are some of today’s weird stories…

Elem. School Teacher accidentally hands student porn DVD
Dana Hill’s 8-year-old daughter was handed a DVD she thought had class pictures of school events throughout the year, but instead showed what police call an adult pornographic commercial.

Plane passenger molests woman while she’s asleep
Aboard a Continental flight into Newark, a man reached under a woman’s clothing while she was sleeping… now he faces sexual assault charges.

Twin teen brothers running a prostitution ring

Ohio Teacher Busted for Offering Wine Coolers for Underage Sex – We’ve All Done the Wine Cooler Trick – Cuz It Tastes Like Juice!

Former Elementary School Turns Into Strip Club cuz Strip Clubs Do More Good for Society and You Don’t Need an Elementary School Education to Work There…You Just Need Tits…and You’ll Make More Money than your “educated” friends….

KY Man Gets Toddler Toddler Drunk Cuz in Kentucky, You’re Never Too Young to Taste Your Future…

West Virginia Man Burns Down Home Because Dinner Wasn’t Ready

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

May

Mel B Looks Like a Man of the Day

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Mel B was the Spice Girl I liked best. Maybe it was my black chick fetish, that’s well over a decade old, but probably had more to do with her hard nipples and fit body…a fit body that looks like it may have got hooked on the testosterone her six pack was releasing into her system cuz she looks like her clit may have morphed into a dick. You may like that, as most closet cases do, but remember that maybe you should come out of the closet already, since most closet cases land AIDS, cuz when they finally let loose and listen to those urges, they kind forget about the little things, like putting a condom on before that burly man who spotted their insecurities and potential to be taken to the gay side rapes their ass raw dog cuz he know’s your virgin ass isn’t gonna come polluted…If you know what I mean….not that I know what I am talking about…I just know Mel B kinda looks like a chick….and was once a chick…but I don’t think she is anymore…and I’ll let you figure that one out while masturbating to these pictures….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Man|Mel B

2010

May

Kim Kardashian Thickness is Just Fat of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is fat. I don’t care what any jealous fat chick who wishes she had Kardashian’s body cuz boys actually jerk off to Kim Kardashian while no one jerks off to her…..The people who send me emails telling me how sick I am for pointing out the obvious…the bitch eats too much…she’s lazy…she’s thick and getting sloppy…she managed to give us some good appearances where she must have been strapped up and harnessed up….but she’s nothing but a dirty, washed up ugly pig and I am willing to stand by that when the assholes who gave Kim Kardashian a career by jerking off to her sex tape and believe the media lie that she was hot start bothering me.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian