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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day

Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

May

Aline Weber in a Bikini for America Eagle Outfitter of the Day

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Aline is some Brazilian 21 year old model who has been in Vogue and other fashion magazines, probably half naked, probably showing off nipple, but I’m too lazy to look for that shit….I just know that I saw this Aline chick in a movie called A Single Man by Tom Ford some fashion design student I wanted to see design her vagina lips onto my face after the movie, but instead I just left wanting to know who this slut was, but forgot cuz I got drunk instead, but luckily today, with the help of American Eagle and their campaign I assume is going up against American Apparel, with this bitch in a little bikini looking young and tight and turning me on, that left me forced to figure all this out like some kind of complicated puzzle that isn’t complicated or a puzzle at all, I’m just forgetful …what was I saying again? You see what I just did there didn’t you….yeah…I’m clever too. Thanks guys…

Now look at her amazing model body.

Posted in:Aline Weber|American Eagle|Bikini

2010

May

Katie Price is the Trashy Entrepreneur of the Day

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I have never seen a bitch as enterprising as Katie Price. Especially for someone with such stupid fake tits. You’d think she would have just been forgotten and replaced by younger pussy with even stupider fake tits….but I guess she loves money and here she is launching another division of her empire, this time with baby clothes, cuz she’s done Horse accessories, hair accessories and a whole lot of other shit I don’t understand….not only am I confused by whoever is investing in her, but also by who the fuck is buying her crap, seriously, when I hear her name I think gutterthat belongs in the discount bin at the the seedy sexy shop with a chronic masturbating fat pig owner/operator but I guess there is a movement of trashy cunt in the UK who look up to Katie Price and see her as a someone they can relate to, because she looks like them and dresses like them but she’s all fancy like she’s fucking royalty….and I’m really just concerned about these kids she’s abducted….not to mention her choice in white pants…cuz I have seen her sex tape and that pussy is mangled..

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Posted in:Entrepreneur|Katie Price|Stupid Tits

2010

May

Lily Allen Shows Off Her Tits of the Day

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I don’t know what Lily Allen is doing here, but it looks like she’s got a job working at Disney or some shit. I guess it’s got something to do with the botched Abortion she denies having back when she was at her peak, hard drinking, hard drug using, and actually getting cock..

Maybe shit left her infertile and now forces her to connect with kids working at a theme park where she dresses like she lives in a fairy tale where she shows off her fat tits because she’s fat…the same tits that once wanted to nurse a child…but were robbed of that right…by her selfishness….

I know under this dress and under the push up bra is a serious set of wonky and uneven tits, but I figured that despite being left in the dust by Katy Perry and Lady Gaga and other popstars, Lily Allen still hasn’t killed herself, even though some would argue she should. Enjoy.

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Posted in:Lily Allen|Tits

2010

May

Noureen DeWulf Brought the Tit to the Maxim 100 Party of the Day

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I was featured in Maxim years ago, but that doesn’t mean I like Maxim or anything Maxim stands for. I especailly hate the bullshit list of bitches they complie as some kind of publicity stunt, mainly because it is based on absolutely nothing but recycling their old lists and featuring the 12 bottom feeders they recruited to be in their magazine the past year.

Fuck Maxim. They suck. They are dated and they don’t step it up, even though the world has stepped the fuck up and I just can’t respect that….but I can respect this bitch Noureen DeWulf’s tits, even though I don’t know who she is…even if she’s at the Maxim Hot 100 party bullshit I’d expect pussy to be doing better things than attending…

Obviously there were other bitches at the event, mainly bottom feeders who were either on the list because Maxim isn’t innovative and likes to hold on to the same list for a fucking decade so some of the pussy was hot in the late 90s and the other trash recent included Amber Rose because clearly Maxim is obvious as fucking shit….

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Posted in:Amber Rose|cleavage|Maxim 100|Noureen DeWulf

2010

May

Sophie Monk Scratches her Big Itchy Cunt of the Day

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Sophie Monk is known for having big pussy lips. She is constantly caught with random clothing jacked up inside her pretty much everytime the paparazzi is around. She is also known for having herpes that she got from her cheating fiance who she was trying to ride to the top before realizing that Paris Hilton was riding him hard enough to leave everyone itchy and scabby and now bitch is tending to the shit in public because everyone already knows her condition and there are no secrets amongst friends….especially when you do everything you fucking can to get noticed despite not having any marketable skills….

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Posted in:Herpes|Sophie Monk

2010

May

Gisele and Camila Alves in the Hottest Postnatal Workout Group of the Day

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Where I am from, the only postnatal workout group a bitch joins is when they get hired for a gangbang party for businessmen in town for a conference….but sometimes when I am in the part I see some ghetto bitches walking around in circles with their kids smoking cigarettes who I always assume met at some halfway house for battered new mothers on welfare….and then there’s the rich part of town’s public pool where at 10 am daily the spic pussy comes in for mommy/baby swimming classes, only they aren’t the babies, they are just busy carrying the babies around while the white women head to their postnatal workout class…but I guess things worked out differently for these whores….because they are rich and Hollywood and the only bed making they do is getting knocked up by white dudes….living the American dream…

I’m not convinced Gisele is a real woman or if she had a real baby, but I like her ass regardless….and Camila Alves is just bonus.

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Posted in:Ass|Camila Alves|Gisele Bundchen

2010

May

Grace Jones is the Original Lady Gaga of the Day

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Everyone gives Lady Gaga credit for the pantsless movement..that she’s made it standard uniform for the other popstars if they wanted to get noticed…and it has even started to trickle down into the mainstream and hit the girls in line-ups at clubs and I have no problem with that…cuz I love girl bodies in pretty much anything….

Sure, I used to find the pantsless shit a lot hotter back when American Apparel first released the shit, way before Gaga and I’d get girls to walk around in the privacy of my shitty apartment while my wife was at work in the shit. I liked that ass, pussy and nipples were all touching the same piece of fabric, but realized that pussy lip was substantially more exciting…so I figured leave the leotards for 8 year olds at dance recitals and Lady Gaga and her copy cat popstars who think Gaga outfits are the reason she’s so popular…even though Gaga copied Grace Jones style for the 60s and 70s….that unfotunately Grace Jones hasn’t realized it’s time to hang up cuz at 60 years old it’s just weird to look at…not that watching Gaga half naked isn’t weird, you know with her whole Dick-Clit poking out and shit….

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2010

May

Eva Mendes Shitty Workout Gear of the Day

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I am one of the many people who like seeing Eva Mendes in movies because she always gets naked and has great tits while doing it, but I guess like a typical spic stripper, she likes to leave work and spend her days off in the biggest pair of sweatpants her drug dealing black boyfriend can buy her, cuz she figures she doesn’t need to sex shit up if she’s not getting paid and unlike the average girl who likes looking good, hot, or tight bodied, she gets all the in the form of men throwing 10 dollars a song at her, only in Eva Mendes’ case, she’s making a lot more than 10 dollars a song, even if that’s all her work is worth, but you can’t blame her for that…but you can blame Hollywood…

There no reason she should ever think going out and working out dressed like this is appropriate…bitch needs to give us a little more…cuz I’m sure there’s a raft or empty truck container filled with immigrants ready to do her job…who may even be coming to America because they saw that she made it…and she’s letting us all down.

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Posted in:Eva Mendes|Workout

2010

May

Shannan Click Model Titties of the Day

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Shannan Click is not only one of those people with a very common named spelled retarded cuz either her parents or management think it will make her stand out from the conventional Shannons, like all the those fucking hippies…but I guess spelling the shit retarded is better than spelling it the same as everyone else but pronouncing shit different like “Thomas” who like to be called “Toe Moss”, I’m sure you’ve met idiots like that in your life…cuz I have and I hate them….

She was also in the 2008 and 2009 and I assume will be in the 2010 Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and I came across these pictures of her nipples, so that you know what you’re dealing with when jerking off to her in lingerie…..

It’s just another example of fashion being pornographic but mask it as “art”….and models being like pornstars or strippers but get paid a fucking lot….and really models are the perfect candidates to recruit into this nude pictures like you’re a common whore trying to seduce your boyfriend that you hope never hit the interent, cuz models are the tall awkward girls no one spoke to in High School…and they carry that complex with them no matter how hot or how much they get paid….

Posted in:Model Tits|Shannan Click

2010

May

Sofia Vergara in Lingerie Clip from 2007 of the Day

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This is a clip from some bullshit called Dirty Sexy Money which I assume Sofia Vergara did back in 2007 when she was was struggling to get work, but landed 4 episodes of this show, before her spic tits made it into high paid primetime programming, and I am posting it because she’s all famous now thanks to Modern Family and the world is all in love with her and I know that in order to get from being a poor Columbian daughter of a druglord to being the tits every married man forced to watch shitty television cuz his wife owns him and the TV remote, wants to fuck means that a lot of the real good cocksuckin’ went down and I always appreciate a good whore making it to the top when she can’t even speak the fucking language.

Sometimes it’s nice to start they day to remember where you came from and where you got started before really appreciating where you are today, except in my case, since it’s all been downhill since the start.

Enjoy this stellar acting and sheer talent that made her the star she is today…it’s tame, it’s from ABC, coincidentally the same network that brings you Modern Family, which may not be a coincidence at all, thanks to her gag reflex or lack there of….whore should be cleaning hotel rooms, you know making beds not hit TV shows…but at least she has tits.

Posted in:Lingerie|Sofia Vergara