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2010

17

May

Eva Herzigova Creepy Stalker Pics of the Day

I’m not posting these cuz the subject of the pictures is hot, I am posting them because the context of the picture is hot. I am not too good with the english language, so I’m not too sure if that makes sense, but what I am trying to get across is that I can’t jerk off to the bitch in the pictures, btu I can jerk off to the fact that the pictures have a creepy stalker feel, like motherfucker was standing across the street from her on this balcony and he pretended he was talking a shot of the building to be discreet when really he was just zoomin in on the pussy….peeping tom is a fetish and if you’re anything like me…these picture will speak to you and you’ll understand all that went into getting them…cuz you are an amateur photographer yourself…and you hit the streets zoomin in on ass and ice cream cone eating…all while trying to not be obvious…even though you’re always obvious….

I don’t even know who Eva Herzigova is, but she’s got some serious wacked out hairline going on and it looks like she’s swallowing her chin, but whatever, not he subject of the picture, but the context….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|Peeping Tom

2010

17

May

Maria Menounos See Through on Twitter of the Day

I am starting to hate Twitter . I don’t care what other people have to say, so I don’t read the bullshit people I follow write and I don’t have enough followers for me to bother trying to be clever, because from past experience trying to be clever never works for me, and feeling pressure to remember insignificant thoughts I have to put online for a gang of losers who are into reading useless shit that other people write about their insignificant lives, and the whole thing is a waste of fucking time. I am convinced it will die out eventually and something else will take over like the fad it is….and the only thing that it makes sense for is tapping directly into celebs, rockstars and people you otherwise have no access to, like some giant fan club, and I figure I’ve got better shit to do with my time….

The only good thing about the shit is that bitches who are barely celebrities, are forced to admit that they aren’t as popular as other bitches, so that makes them step-up their game by posting “sexy” pics with their cellphones and sharing them with the virgin losers who watch their every move, like this Maria Menounos and her bra in a see-through cuz everyone knows that tits get hits….at least I know that tits get hits…cuz tits are the only reason I have a website….

Posted in:Maria Menounos|See Through

2010

17

May

Miranda Kerr Goes Topless for i-D Magazine of the Day


A fashion magazine has pulled through again. This time it was by taking a bikini and lingerie model we’ve all seen half naked many fucking times, and turning her into a common whore by getting her fucking topless to end the cockteasing and give the public what they fucking want, all by pretending it was high fashion and needed for the authenticity of the shot, cuz everyone knows when a bitch hits a field she’s usually topless and running, only usually it’s at night after drinking and she’s running for her life after getting raped, but that’s not high fashion…..but apparently this is and I’d call it a genius move but I don’t really you consider a table of editors saying “we need to sell copies to keep our jobs cuz magazines are dead and we have Miranda Kerr booked for the cover…what should we do?”, cuz getting her topless is pretty fucking straight forward, obvious logic….

Titty Close-Up….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Topless

2010

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend, not that everyday isn’t the fucking weekend for me but my goal this weekend is to see as many tits as possible, I haven’t figured out how I am going to do it, but I think it is going to start with surprising bitches into doing it, I’m not sure what that means, but I know it won’t involve strippers, cuz strippers are too easy, that’s there fucking job, I’m more into people a little less obvious or expecting…It may get me arrested, but that’s the risk I am willing to take for tits, and I’m not even a tit guy, but figure who’s not a tit guy….unfortunately I don’t have a camera….but I do have stepLINKS…

Hello, Clarice…
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Today, in Hollywood-Jungkie-Crack-Whoresess
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Shitty Hip Hop Song, With Great Video and a Set of Tits
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Peaches Geldoff Pig Shows Sloppy Tits
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Homeless Terminator Vs Apple – VIDEO
(This is Awesome)
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World Cup 2010: Top 5 Wives and Girlfriends to distract Spain
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Man, I’m Sure Into This Emma Stone Broad
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Paula Patton’s Hottest Pics
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Because Pretending to Get Laid Virtually Is Way Better Than Not Getting Laid At All
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Alabama Politics: Evolution Sucks!
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Katie is Lookin Hot on the Patio
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Some Dykes and Dildos – VIDEO
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I Don’t Blame Jeremy Piven For Wanting to Be All Over That Ass
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Collien Fernandes Does German FHM
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Ke$ha Needs Less Drugs (Or Maybe She Needs More Drugs) – VIDEO
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Some Amazing Hip Hop Boooty
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Who ME Some Nipple! – GALLERY
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Jessica Hammon is Just Too Fucking Much
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It’s Like Kim Kardashian’s Ass Gets More Insane By the Day
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Sara’s Friend Shows Her How Fun a Dildo Is – VIDEO
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Deepika Padukone is Making Me Think There’s Something To This Whole Bollywood Thing. WOW
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Miranda Kerr Gives Us A Leg Show
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Camilla Belle Hotness
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Personally, I Think Sting is a Way Hotter Woman Than Lady Gaga, What Do You Think?
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LaeAnn Amos’ Body is Out of Control
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Kate Hudson X Cameron Diaz Catfight
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Lana is Trying to Escape Lesbian Island – VIDEO
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Danielle is in Nike’s World Cup Soccer Jersey and She Makes It Look Good
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Eva Longoria is Lookin Hot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Denisa Wants to Say Hello
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Awesome, Busty Chick at the Beach
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Meagan Fox is Lookin Sexy is a Corset
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I Like Hearing News Reporters Talk About Cock – VIDEO
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Roman Polanski Might Have Molested This
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Now THIS Is a Cell Phone Commercial
(Yes There is PUSSY)
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I’d Like to Be All Over These Hips
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Super Sexy Lesbian CPR – VIDEO
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Daisy, Mia or Lizzie?
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I Wish Claire Danes’ Dress Was a Little Shorter
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And MORe Hot Lesbians – VIDEO
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Follow Me, I’m Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

14

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Celebrities are boring…the news usually isn’t….mainly cuz it deals with real issues and real stupidity and real insanity….where as celebs are just all fucking bullshit…so here’s some of the best news stories I’ve come across today….enjoy….and remember you can be featured here…all you have to do is a fucking stunt that gets you on the fucking news…I suggest exposing genitals and rubbing them up on people on the bus…but maybe you’re more creative than me…

Virginia Teacher Accused of Being Drunk in Class

Missouri Mom Pleads Guilty to Paying Teens to Get Drunk at Party
Karen Downs pleaded guilty to offering $10 to a group of 14 year-old girls to see who could chug a glass of vodka the fastest

Men Pole Dancing for Exercise

Louisiana Man Carries Sign ‘Adult Sex w/Children Is Okay’
A controversial sign has sparked anger in Louisiana, but the man says his sign is to spark not conversation, not support adult sex with underage children

PA Couple Wants to Get Married at Strip Club They Met At
A Pennsylvania couple wants to get married at the strip club they met at, but the town wants to shut it down

Caught on tape: brave customer takes on store robber with chair

Beyonce’s Influence on the World…Put her in Jail…

Kids Shooting Kids for Being Gay

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

14

May

Gisele’s Hot Mom Body of the Day

Fine. I’ll stop beating the dead horse with my dick. Gisele isn’t a tranny from Brazil. Tom Brady isn’t a faggot who joined football for sexual reasons. The baby wasn’t staged to kill the rumors cuz they are rich and powerful and can afford to manipulate the world with fake babies…..as long as she agrees to keep on putting out modeling pics like this…cuz dick or not…sometimes it’s ok to stop asking questions…and take things at face value…especially if face value looks like this and if we really need an expert opinion, I have no problem volunteering my mouth to explore the mangled mess in her panties, cuz cock or not, getting off to this is not homo…even if it’s smoke, mirrors, duct tape and photoshop…..good enough for me….and I’m sure it’s good enough for you too…you sick fuck

Posted in:Body|Gisele Bundchen

2010

14

May

Shauna Sand Topless on the Beach of the Day

It looks like Shauna Sand found a twin….I doubt it was that hard….I mean every strip club has skinny blonde chicks with ravaged faces, fake tans, fake hair and big fake tits who like showing off their disguting bodies because for some reason they think they have it going on because truck drivers love them and buy them pretty flowers as they role through the club they work at….It’s not like Shauna Sand did a look-a-like contest…some doppleganger shit to masturbate to but I am thinking maybe this friendship started with fan mail that made Shauna Sand think a beach day with this bitch would be a great photo-op for the paparazzi and that’s probably why these pictures exist….and as disgusting as Shauna Sand’s vagina is, I can’t turn my back on someone with serious issues whether they are daddy or body image issues, especially when they put this much fucking effort into and cheap plastic surgery into it getting work….

The Superficial Has the Actual Topless pics, I don’t have the right to the shit, so if you want to see her hacked off nipples, follow this link
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Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand|Topless

2010

14

May

Rumer Willis Needs Plastic Surgery of the Day

When is Rumer Willis going to take her mother’s lead and get her fucking face fixed, cuz seriously, she harldly looks human….she is all lopsided and shit making me wonder what thef fuck Demi Moore did to her when she was in the womb…I’m thinking coat hanger.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|Ugly

2010

14

May

Sophie Monk and her Nipples Aren’t Totally Useless of the Day

A hooker once told me that you have to cherish the moments of glory….not realizing that when I chose her becuase she was 50 dollars for anything I wanted….I wasn’t at a moment of fucking glory…I was actually at rock bottom and wanted to have my way with a cunt to feel alive…not that it worked….I wasn’t paying for a fucking philosopher or words of wisdom but here I am 20 years later reference that night….maybe it was glorious in retrospect…I mean I know it is better than the hell I live now….and that rock bottom became an even deeper rock bottom you didn’t think was possible….but I digress….

Here’s Sophie Monk following that hooker’s lead…making me think maybe that hooker grew up to be Sophie Monk’s mom but more likely she is dead in a ditch….but I digress….

Because the point of this is to say she’s cherishing the last gig she got…I mean who walks around with their accomplishments, not that being a cover girl on a magazine I’ve never heard of is an accomplishment, but to someone who does nothing and wants nothing more than to run the fucking industry, it’s a stepping stone to keep her going….and I guess she knows that the magazine no one has heard of will sell itself, so but if she walks around with hard nipples, holding the obscure magazine, a lot of people will see it…she is her number one fan….but more importantly, that was the deal the magazine made with her when they agreed to let her be the cover girl so long as she got them noticed….

Deperation is not a sexy thing…but it can lead to sexy things….That’s the life lesson of the day

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Nipples|Sophie Monk

2010

14

May

Tila Tequila and Amber Rose Bottom Feeding Together of the Day

Like a day at the farm, these two ditch pigs have had the mud hosed off and now they are ready to bottom feed together….cuz those who are talentless and hanging onto the little fame they have as hard as they can have a lot in common and make for pretty good company for each other, since “no one” else gets them and are just jealous….What a fucking joke these bitches are….

Here are some pictures of her “shirt” that I wish got her fucking arrested…but instead got her noticed and that’s all bitch fucking wants…I’m just wondering when she’ll bust out the big guns and start showing off her weathered twat…cuz I’m all about giving girls undeserved attention for pussy…but I find it a lot harder for fake tits….This stunt is so obvious…It annoys me…


Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amber Rose|Bottom Feeders|Tila Tequila