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2010

13

May

Kim Kardashian’s Window Into Her Tits of the Day

Kim Kardashian has no soul, but she does have tits, so it is only fitting that if she’s going to be giving us a window into something that it be a window to her tits, you know since she is a fucking pornstar piece of trash who played the system properly despite being fat, uninteresting, untalented, incapable of much more than sitting and consuming things like food, ulgy designer clothes, people’s attention and black cock…she is just a waste of fucking space who I am convinced was sent her from hell as the spawn of satan to eat our children, but at least she’s showing off tit, cuz America never hates people with cleavage, who fuck on camera, and who have fat round asses..its been clinically proven…and here she is strutting down the street like she’s some kind of model…and not just another fat chick with shit colored skin I see…enjoy….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits

2010

13

May

Taylor Momsen Performs in a Slutty Outfit of the Day

Taylor Momsen’s career has been on a downward slope since she was the singing 8 year old who couldn’t sing on the Grinch who Stole Christmas…..Sure she had this Gossip Girl stint that threw her in this phenomenon that all the young girls were into, that made her feel famous, and that gave her the confidence to become a rockstar, which is so fucking weird, because at 16, you can’t really channel much to justify your music, or why your privileged ass is dressed like a homeless prostitute….it makes the whole thing more bullshit that you probably originally thought and I’m calling her rock career some Disney candy coated garbage that sucks…but at least she wears lingerie when she performs, because all 16 year olds should publicly wear lingerie, ideally in countries like Canada and England where you can’t get arrested for jerking off to them like you were the Dancing with the Stars football player….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lingerie|Rockstar|Taylor Momsen

2010

13

May

Gisele and Tom Brady’s Public Gay Sex of the Day

I don’t know much about Brazilian tranny sex with closet case football players who only play the game cuz they love the locker room before and after the game and the only way to not get beat the fuck up is to be really good at your position, if you know what I mean….but I do know that it looks a hell of a lot like dude’s training for his lifeguard license or doing a CPR course or some shit, cuz this “PDA” looks more like “CPR” and the whole this is boring and almost unbelievable. I think this is just a continuation of the whole “Gisele is actually a woman” publicity stunt…but what it comes down to is who fuckin cares….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Public Sex|Tom Brady

2010

13

May

Bar Refaeli Boring for Lexus of the Day

Bikini and lingerie model I wouldn’t mind having sex with or at least see laying in bed with random objects inside her has disappointed me. She showed up to an event she was hosting and she wasn’t wearing a bikini or lingerie. I can’t figure out where these bitches get off, thinking that they made millions off their bodies and now people are booking them to host their events because they’ve secured their place in the world, while in reality people only book them because they want to see some fucking tits, so lower your neckline Refaeli…..cuz these pictures suck the life out of me.

Luckily Ariadne Artiles stepped it up a little sluttier, not that I know who she is, but because she knew Bar Refaeli was there and that she better go all out or go home if she wanted to get noticed…but is still boring…which leaves me wondering what ever happened to hot tub parties…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Boring

2010

13

May

Best Wedding DJ of the Day

I have a soft spot for weddings. Not because I like seeing a motherfucker stupidly lock himself into a prison sentence for life because he is delusional and feels like he found love, needs love…or because he’s emotional, weak and needy and thinks he will always have someone to validate his existence, but because I like open bar, horny women and desperate fat chicks who fear never getting married….

My friend at celebrity website The Superficial sent me this video of a Wedding DJ slapping some fat tits around that he saw on my other friend at celebrity website Dlisted , and I had no choice but to post it, because it’s inspiring…..not only inspiring that working at weddings is funy, but also inspiring because it reminds us that if you wanna grab tit, you just have to go for it, and if those tits are on fat chicks who like any male attention and they don’t freak the fuck out over the first titty tap, you have to just play them like a bongo drum…but remember for every horny insecure fat chick hungry for male attention and fried foods, willing to take any male touch that comes their way is an angry fat chick who would ruin you the first chance she had, so you’ll have to weigh out the risk factors yourself…..

Either way, let’s make this shit go viral.

Posted in:viral

2010

13

May

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Off Her Body of the Day

There is nothing very interesting about Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the tacky lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls who inspires trashy women across the world to wear cheap lingerie and do cheap dances to cheap quality music but I guess in some ways that makes her very fucking interesting and without her, maybe strippers would still be doing stage shows to Poison.

The only reason I am putting this up is because she’s got a great fucking body and sometimes, that’s good enough for me. Haggard botox or any female face for that matter just don’t matter if you stare at a bitch’s tits. And that concludes today’s life lesson. See, I’m like a TGIF sticom when the sappy music comes on and you know it’s time to learn the moral of the story…

Either way, here is a tight body in a tight dress that would probably look better if she wore it backwards.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|Tight Body

2010

13

May

Christina Aguilera’s Other Nude GQ Issue ics Suck of the Day

I want my money back….well….I didn’t actually pay money for the latest issue of GQ where Aguilera was on the cover totally naked but strategically placed, but if it was shrink-wrapped like the fetish porn mags I used to buy, I would have been fucking disappointed with the inside shots. See if she is naked on the cover, she is supposed to be more naked on the inside, I’m talking spread the fuck eagled. No, dressing her up in horse fetish gear I see the local hipster weirdos wearing to local parties doesn’t cut it….that’s just on some Lady Gaga “Let’s be shoocking” bullshit that doesn’t let me jerk off to her ripped apart mom pussy or even her fake tits, which basically means a fucking fail….

The only good news is that the photographer has pictures on his hard drive of her cunt from when they were trying to get the cover shot, and that means that there is the possibility of a “Leak” or “stolen computer”, and I hope I somehow get involved in that scandal….

But the bad news is that so many celebs have had naked covers, or strategic nude pics where they cover their cunts, and the unedited raw images never get leaked…

Damn photographers, trying to be professional and get future work while not giving the public what we want….Selfish Assholes….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Nude

2010

13

May

Kendra Sex Tape Screenshots of the Day

Being famous is a business. There’s a lot of competition and fighting for attention, so when you have very little talent and made a career off being naked, you figure there’s only one way to keep people’s eyes on you, especially now that you’re a dumpy mom who has destroyed any sex appeal she might have had back when she was whoring herself out to Hefner.

I guess the biggest joke in all this is that bitch is pretending she had nothing to do with this video and that she is going to sue, when really she’s just hoping to make a buck off her ass like she used to, and maybe if she’s lucky, she’ll be the next Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, but will more likely be the next Linda Lovelace, a misunderstood pornstar who can fight her demons until she dies of an overdose….

I am all for seeing bitches fuck, even inbred looking bitches like kendra, I like to rate their fucking form, like a synchronized swimming judge, so I hope this encourages the youth to get up on filming the fuck, but I think we’ll probably need Miley running the lead on that venture….since the only fans Kendra has watch Nascar and don’t shower and figure jerking off to her is better than fucking their sister…

She’s supposed to be 18 in this video, and her career would have taken a nice turn, if she was still 18, when now it’s just like watching a different person in action….

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Screenshots

2010

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I wish more bitches were like dogs….at least the bitches who I like petting because my dog has seen me naked pretty much every single day and he still gets down to humping my leg, while the only bitch who I can get to hump my leg is a 300 pound woman who I’d rather was humping another motherfuckers leg….but I made the mistake of marrying. Not that it matters….since my dick doesn’t really work…thanks to low levels of testosterone thanks to drinking myself fat cuz it is the only thing that makes the internal sadness disappear and some post-traumatic street thanks to seeing a 300 pound woman naked and marrying her for her money and she’s not even fucking rich….she just gets a disability check….not that it matters….

Here are my stepLINKS…..

I love Amanda Seyfried – I Don’t Understand Why Her Nickname is British for Pussy Hair or Why She Got it Tattooed – But I Still Think She’s Hot – And Creepy – But Hot is Hot….
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Drunk Prank Call Your Friends
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Alesandra Ambrosio is Pretty Much Naked
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There’s So Many Possibilties For What’s Happening In This Photo, Maybe You Can Help Me Guess
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Jessica Simpson’s Fat Legs
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Why Stick To One Slut When You Can Have Countless?
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The 20 Worst Mugshots
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World Cup 2010: Five Hottest Wives and Girlfriends To Cheer for England
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THE SATURDAYS Frankie Sandford See Through Panty Upskirt
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You Need To See These Katie Cassidy Pics
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Now That’s a Family Portrait
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Hot in Hawaii
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Slumber Party Sluts – GALLERY
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Hot Teen Masterbates Like a Pro
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You Know This Story Made Me Realize That a) All Firefighters Should Be Women and B) They Should Fight Fires Topless
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Simone Villas Boas is Kinda Prim and Proper and I Like It
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Party babe is FUBAR – VIDEO
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Britanny Daily is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Now THIS is a Drunk Party Slut
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Nikki and Lexi Lick Each Other Up – VIDEO
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Fearne Cotton is The Type of Girl I’d Like To Get Down On
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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More Amanda Seyfried Hotness
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Amanda Seyfried Just Got Even More Awesome – VIDEO
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Ciara is Wearing Some Dominatrix Hotness
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Jamie Pressly Got Another Boob Job
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Hot and Horny Babes Get Nasty
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Selita Ebanks Shoot For Maxim
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Chanel Sluts Anyone?
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Jaime Hammer Gallery
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Two Teens Get Wild in the Shower – VIDEO
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Jessica Lowndes (AKA Megan Fox Lite) Drops Some Cleavage
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The 20 Greatest Moments In Wikipedia Vandalism
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michelle Trachtenberg and Her Ass Crack
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I Agree, The Trailer for Super 8 Looks Awesome
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What NOT To Do At An Orgy
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Kaitlynn’s Body is Perfect
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If You Ask Me, These Victoria’s Secret Models *Are* What’s Sexy
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Kayla = WOW
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Kelly Brooke Without a Bra Doesn’t Make Her More Classy, It Just Makes Her Better
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Some Morning Thickness with Maliah Michel
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2 Girls 2 Cups and I am Talking ABout Her Bra….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

12

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I write about useless celebrities as if they are news every day, when the real funny shit is actual news that is actually happening and not on the red carpet, or at bullshit club or event, or even in Hollywood on NYC.

The real celebrities are the people who make the nightly news, because they are not only the people who make up America and best represent America…They are real life doing real dumb shit.

Hollywood is all fake, fabricated and controlled by big budgets, and big business. It’s all a fucking lie, so I’ve decided to post a few clips of some of the best news stories of the day…

Enjoy…..

Coeds Strip Down To Undies For Charity in DC
Hundreds of college students stripped down to their underwear Tuesday night to raise money and collect clothes for the homeless and half naked coeds is always amazing no matter what the cause is…especially when they are the girl in the black legging with the hot ass who the camera man pervs out on….Seriously, if you want anything to get done, get college girls stripped down and I’m pretty sure every dude on campus will be there.

Deaf Rapper Signs Record Deal and has the support of a record label that helped launch Eminem. I assume he is probably not Deaf at all, but it’s too awkward to make him take a hearing test, shit has got to be a gimmick to get noticed since everyone wants to rap…Trust me, real deaf people I know can’t even ask you for a dollar to donate to their charity….

Man Arrested for Watching Women Shower at Wisconsin College, Something That I’ve Always Fantasized about Thanks to the original Debbie Does Dallas but never pulled off, cuz I knew I’d get caught, but the idea of all the seeing unsuspecting girls washing together will always be porn…

Woman Busted for Offering Oral Sex to Cops to Drop DUI Charges even though every girl I know flirts with cops and makes deals with cops cuz cops don’t get paid enough to not be dirty…but I guess this bitch caught the rare bread who don’t like having fun even though they can.

Census worker charged with rape
An Indiana census worker is charged with raping a mentally handicapped woman. It happens to the best of us. Those dopey seductive eyes and inability to tell on us is a major turn on….

Sex during class at Middle School
Parents are shocked after the news that two middle school students engaged in oral sex in the back of a classroom while the teacher was showing a movie. If this was going down when I was in high school, I would have never dropped out of the shit. Seriously. Why are girls so much cooler now, I don’t get it. Is it the hormones in the food? Is it the media? Is it rap music? Whatever it is, it’s arousing….

Posted in:stepNEWS