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2010

12

May

Some Bitches Modeling Lingerie in the Streets of the Day

This is what I call some Rogue Lingerie modeling. It’s like these bitches don’t need a runway, or a studio, or a beach to get half naked and posing. They don’t need a photographer, or camera crew, or make-up artist. They don’t need high profile hotels to relax between takes. They just get up, get out and get naked on the streets promoting some bra that is supposed to make your tits two cup sizes bigger, something I assume flat chested Paris Hilton’s been using the last few nights out as a single girl, and really more girls need to stop worrying about making their tits look two cups bigger, cuz you are just gonna disappoint a homie when he gets you home, but
start worrying about leaving the house like these bitches did, cuz gorilla-style, grass roots, bikini modeling is something every pussy should be into….it’ll make my world a better place….like that Michael Jackson song, but with less child molesting and more half nakedness.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bras|Lingerie Models|Public Nudity

2010

12

May

Sophie Turner Hangs With Real Models of the Day




Here is some real groupie shit. I feel like I am looking at pictures from some random slut on Facebook who happened to attend an event filled with her idols, but in this case the fucking groupie is some aspiring yet too old to be a model, porn looking bitch who tried to sue me for calling her a porn looking bitch, model, who came to America to be the next Phoebe Price and Bai Ling, because she found success in reality TV in her native Australia thanks to a set of fake tits, a hot body and the look of a stripper who doesn’t strip in her eye….who managed to score an invite to some Victoria’s Secret shit the models didn’t show up to in their panties, lingerie, or even bikinis, which just upsets me on all levels, but they did get to have their picture taken with Sophie Turner, so I guess it all works out for them in the end, just as soon Sophie Turner makes a name for herself so these girls know who she is, instead of them thinking she’s just a stripper showing her appreciation for all Victoria’s Secret has done for her career……..so here is Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley being touched by the star of nothing, Sophie Turner. Enjoy.

Here she is in a tight black dress….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2010

12

May

Scarlett Johansson Voyeur Gym Pics of the Day

Here are some voyeur pictures of Scarlett Johansson at the gym trying to slim down for old times cuz she realizes that a young chubby busty single chick brought her much more success than a thick older married chick and as a real voyeur, I am disappointed, I find them pics real fucking boring, and don’t understand why the paparazzi didn’t do what they were supposed to do and set up a camera in a locker that has a view of the showers like I’ve seen so many times on the internet, cuz a naked Scarlett Johansson is far more interesting than a clothed on, 15 pounds overweight or not.

Sloppy. But at least she’s doing something about it. Not that “doing something about it” has ever got me off, especially with my wife, cuz the only thing she does about the shit is just emotionally eat more food in one sitting than a small African Village eats in a week…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson|Voyeurism|Working Out

2010

12

May

Uma Thurman Old and Sloppy Tit of the Day

I was never a fan of Uma Thurman. There was never anything hot about her, except maybe her big tits, but like all things attached to a woman, they age and end up sloppy as fuck….but I have a feeling that your comic book loving, virgin, tit loving cuz you weren’t breast fed and haven’t played with enough tits, seeing the real deal Uma Thurman is far more exhilerating than the Kill Bill action figure you’ve been stuffing into your ass the last Monday for the last three years, cuz Tuesday is for Rose McGowan, Wednesday Rosario Dawson, Thursday for Sarah Michelle Gellar and the rest of the week is for the other women you see in movies who your delusional ass thinks you are married to because you stapled her pics to your bed…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:old|Sloppy|Uma Thurman

2010

12

May

Miley Cyrus Lap Dance Video of the Day

The big news yesterday was that someone was shopping around video of Miley Cyrus giving a lap dance and I guess TMZ got their hands on the shit because here it is…..and really I don’t find it all that interesting or surprising because girls of all ages are little dirty dancers and the fact that she’s not getting gangbanged by a group of guys after High School practice is pretty fucking wholesome of her.

I’m calling no big deal on this shit, but I am down with getting some private dances from Miley, it seems like she knows what she’s doing, which will be a nice back-up plan if all else fails, which I am pretty sure it won’t….She’s at the level of fame where stripping is not an option….

Posted in:Lap Dance|Miley Cyrus

2010

12

May

Rihanna Falls on Stage of the Day

Rihanna was in concert the other day and she managed to get out of her pink rubber outfit part of me wants to sniff despire hating her cuz she seems like a fucking cunt with serious attitude who tells on her abusive boyfriend like she’s not a gully girl from the shanty town…..and she fell on stage, now let’s just hope she falls into obscurity and as long as she’s in a leotard showing ass…I’m good with watching….


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Posted in:Falls|Riahnna

2010

12

May

Mick Jagger’s Aspiring Model Daughter Looks Tired of the Day

I know this girl is a little kid, but I figure if she puts herself out there, I have the right to write about her. She’s Mick Jagger’s teenage daughter. She’s done some sexed up modeling and I think she looks like a typical rich kid because she looks like a fucking wreck…you know the richer they come, the less they shower and the more dazed and jacked on prescription pills they are, in something I don’t really understand, since if I was a rich kid, I’d be a champion tennis player at the country club, and as far from the gutter I am currently in as possible….

Either way, her father is a rockstar her mother is a model wreck and with those kinds of connections, it’s easy to get work doing what your spoiled brat ass always wanted to do and that’s model, because up until now, no one has paid much attention to your weird looking face, except people who wanted to fuck you to get to meet your parents and lucky for the modeling agency who is trying to impress her dad by giving her a gig, it i amazing what lights and make-up can do for a bitch.

I’d like to thank nepotism for her as I post these non-professional, non made-up, non lit pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Mick Jagger|Ugly Model

2010

12

May

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Pictures of the Day

I still think Brooklyn Decker looks retarded. Maybe it’s because I have fucked hotter girls than her, or maybe it’s her posture, flat ass, and wonky face that only parents who are also siblings from a long line of parents who are siblings can really appreciate. The only thing she has going for her is big tits and a fit body, but even that’s not cutting it for me.

Yes, I know you’re all going to bitch about me saying that cuz SI told you that she’s the hottest model of the year, but I know retarded when I see it, like yesterday on the bus when an elderly retard was asking her mother what was wrong with her PEEPEE because they they washed her vagina and she didn’t know why….and retarded has never stopped me from fucking a bitch…I’ve just been aware of the shit…

It is so easy to focus on her tits and her bikini body and how hot she is compared to the pigs you are used to, but it takes a real man to say, “shit, she’s really not that great”….yes I would fuck her big scary model body…but I prefer my bitches to have lips and a little more flavor than this, I mean come on people, we’re not dating the bitch or sitting across from her at the dinner table, we are however giving her attention when there is hotter pussy that deserves more love than her, but any pussy in a bikini is worth staring at, that’s all I’m trying to say.

Here are some more pics of her and the nice thing about them is that her tits are spilling out of her bikini top which is something I’d into….even though I am not so into her….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Broolyn Decker

2010

12

May

Ashton Kutcher With Some Young Fresh Pussy of the Day

I have a feeling Ashton Kutcher isn’t getting paid for this movie he is filming. He just read the script that has a sex scene with some young pussy and dude jumped on it…Like a man starved for a few days thrown into an all you can eat buffet….only food isn’t what Ashton is deprived of, nice young pussy is.

After you backed yourself into a corner by marrying a bitch cuz you once jerked off to when she had a lesbian kiss with Whoopi in Ghost or cuz you thought Bruce Willis was so great and wanted a piece of something he had, cuz you didn’t worry about having to deal with her old, expired-milk, menopausal thick pussy juice…memories of slippery cunt become overwhelming…they take over your fucking life…they consume you…

I guess the good news is that the life he chose for himself as an actor allows him to get a taste of undead pussy for a change and not get in trouble for it from his wife cuz it is just work….since if he was to deprive himself from young pussy fully, he’d probably get in trouble for other things…like schoolyard rape cuz there’s only so much senior pussy a man can take, even if that senior has spent millions sculpted herself into a fake tit, decent bodied senior who has probably got plastic surgery on her cunt to make it feel like a younger pussy but she can’t re-wire it to drip like a 20 year old faucet pussy..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Young Pussy

2010

12

May

Christina Aguilera’s Nude Mom Body Does GQ of the Day

I was always more of an X-Tina fan than a Britney fan. I was into her small hispanic single-parent tight body. At the time I thought X-Tina Aguilera was a one maybe two hit wonder. I was so convinced that I used to make drunken bets with the drunks I hung out with about how she’d be some gutter pig 10 years down the road, who had burned through her one or two hit wonder money, and who would be easy to fuck if you had a couple bucks for her to use to fuel her drug addiction.

I figured the only challenge was going to be finding her…..I was convinced I was going to get a chance to try to impregnate her before finding out she had a hysterectomy due to HPV she caught on the streets singing into stranger cock and unfortunately I was wrong, because if I was right, it’d be a lot more fun that this 10 years later cocktease…..

She’s making a comeback after having a kid with the ugliest human alive, and she’s making us forget she has a kid with the ugliest human alive, because she’s getting naked and photoshopped for GQ, and I guess it’s better than her laying low in shame like she has the past few years…cuz nakedness is nakedness even if is staged in a way I can’t see cunt lip or nip. Tease.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|GQ|Nude