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2010

11

May

Pixie Lott Almost Pantless of the Day

I don’t really know who Pixie Lott is, but I do know that she’s not stepping up and being competitive in terms of her performing. Everyone knows that girls on stage, even the fat ones like Lily Allen, the old ones like Madonna, the unattractive gender confused ones like Lady Gaga, the sloppy ones like Katy Perry, the old timers like X-Tina and Britney, the black ones with no talent like Rihanna and the black ones who people thought was born a man like Ciara all get on stage in leotards, so this Pixie Lott bullshit clearly doesn’t want to be famous, becasue she’s covering the fuck up as much as she can, while still rockin’ what needs to be rocked, like a bitch in a bikini who refused to remove the towel from around her waist, I feel ripped the fuck off.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Body|Pantsless|Pixie Lott

2010

11

May

Taylor Momsen is Scary Looking in Hosiery of the Day

I’m not digging Taylor Momsen. Not because she’s under 18 and that would be illegal in most states, but because she’s got a pretty fucking scary looking face that doesn’t really excite me, but kinda makes me want to throw stale bread at her in the park, cuz she’s got some kind of hungry, pre-mature, scraggly bird in the ghetto park feel to her. I am however digging her “Hosiery”. I’ve never been one with a pantyhose fetish. I’ve always hated burlesque and throwback pin-up girls, I’ve never tried to dress my wife up like a stripper from the 50, or a sex scene from an 80s movie, I was always just more into pussy, and the other shit was just distraction, but I’ve been walking down the street a lot the last few weeks because my wife locks me out some days, and I’ve actually seen bitches in shorts, or skirt rockin’ the garter belt, and the thigh highs, and I’m starting to really like the shit out of the bedroom and in the fucking public….So despite Taylor Momsen being skinny the way I like my bitches, today’s post is not to celebrate that about her and remind the fat girls reading that if they cut out 500 calories a day, they will lose a pound a week and 52 pounds in a year, but to remind all girls to put on the pantyhose like a secretary in the 70s, so that I have more reason to live while on the streets. Thanks in advance. Cunt.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hosiery|Skinny|Taylor Momsen

2010

11

May

Tila Tequila is Still a Fucking Joke of the Day

I am not really sure why Tila Tequila hassn’t killed herself officially yet….because I know that most people who fall as hard as she did into insanity probably would, but then again everytime I leave my house I come across insane homless people screaming at people, or screaming at their own reflections in the mirror, reminding me that despite suicide being the logical choice, crazy people don’t always make logical choices….

I guess it’s got something to do with her not wanting to die just because her career is, and figures that even if she can’t land another TV show, and from here on out it’ll be bottom feeding projects and bottom feeding publicity stunts, she might as well try because it gives her something to do and really her first stab at fame came with little effort, maybe miracles strike twice…and as long as she’s doing it with her half naked dwarf body exposed, I’ll still watch and laugh at the trainwreck, but would really prefer if she was doing it with two fingers in her vagina at all times….cuz fake tit cleavage in a dress is not very innovative these days….it’s time for her to get with the fucking program…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Publicity Stunt|Tila Tequila

2010

11

May

Boyfriend of the Day

My computer fucking sucks and I am struggling – but I saw this video of some boyfriend play fighting with some busy girl who is bigger than him and shit goes pretty nutty – which reminds us all that if you have a busty bitch showing off tit in our presence, we should focus our energy on seeing those tits, not killing them.

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2010

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said too much today….so I’ll let other people take over by linking to their websites that make a hell of a lot more money and get a hell of a lot more respect than me because they are clearly doing something better than me, but my stepLINKS prove that I can be better too, and the way I am is by sending you the fuck away from here to a happier internet place all while I go and get drunk cuz it’s more fun than the internet….except when you are masturbating because you can’t get in trouble for masturbating on the internet….unless you are on the internet in a coffee shop…or surfing kiddie porn….while you can get in trouble masturbating drunk cuz you usually don’t realize you’re limp dick is in hand in front of a hell of a lot more people than you realize you are cuz you’ve passed the fuck out in public and have no inhibitions….I don’t know where I am going with this so here are my stepLINKS to make up for it…

Elisha Cuthbert is Fat as Fuck in her Bikini – Because not working, drinking and drug addiction, laziness and residuals from Popular Mechanics for Kids will make any bitch turn into a fucking pig- She’s from Montreal and I can’t stand her and have always found her disgusting and hated the ego California gave her – Cunt
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More of Audrina Patridge it in a Bikini
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Some Young Slut in Some Bathing Suit Shit Drinking a 40 is Almost Porno
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Because Your Weekend Was as Sexless As Mine Was
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Marisa Miller and Her Supermodel Cleavage
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Hahaha This Lindsay Lohan Versus E-Trade Lawsuit Thing is Getting Amazing
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Hottest Woman Golfers – GALLERY
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Cate Blanchett Is Old And Hot
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Sophie Turner’s Ass is Kinda Amazing
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MR. T WANTS YOU TO TREAT YOUR MOTHER RIGHT
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Some Lohan Music/Photos/Drama/Video of the Day
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Riley is a Sexy Schoolgirl
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Skinny Blonde Masterbates on Video
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Triana Maida Makes Wearing a Bikini Easy
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Scooter Powered Carousel Fail – VIDEO
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If Only We Were All as Lucky As Andy Rooney – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts – A Gallery
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Cat Washington’s Body is Just Plain Insane
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Tiger Wood’s Mistress Joslyn James Big Tits And “O” Face
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I Still Got the Hots For Lydia Herst and Here’s Why
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More of Coco And Her Insane Pics From Twitter
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Yeah I’d Still Fuck Christina Aguilera
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The Most Disturbing Story You’ll Read All Day…of the Day
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Here are some public sex positions – in the event you have sex – not that you need to know there is really just one and that’s in a back alley while bitch is knocked the fuck out – but whatever – you can pretend this will be of use to you
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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So That’s How ScarJo Looks So Damn Good
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No Panties in the Laundry Mat – VIDEO
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K. D Aubert Will Make You Say God Damn!
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Lookin Good Blondie
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Kissing Babes Motherload
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Washing Hands in the Urinal – VIDEO
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and More Marisa Miller
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The 55 Most Scanalous Barbie Photos Ever Taken
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Bikini Bottom Oops – VIDEO
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Miss USA Gets Sexy – PHOTOS
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Brooke Burke is Tasty
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OFFICE RAGE – VIDEO
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Beatbox Kid – VIDEO
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Some Ashley Greene Hotness
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Amy Reid Peels Off Her Pink Bra
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Throwback Jessica Simpson Pussy Flash That Just Resurfaced
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Story of a Hollywood Gang Bang. Seriously, If This is True I Can’t Wait
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Follow Me, It’ll Do Your Body Good
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS BONUS BONUS – ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Bitch and her Nude Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

10

May

Audrina Patridge Fringe Bikini in Vegas is All She’s Good For of the Day

The end of The Hills are finally here, she’s dating Ashlee Simpson’s ex-boyfriend who isn’t even a has-been because he never was and I guess that’s just evidence that Audrina has come to terms with the fact that she’s peaked and from now on it is only downhill for her, so she might as well get used to being in her bikini, because it’s the only thing people will give her money for today and going forward….and I’m excited for her to actually hit rock bottom, because that’s when you get the bargain basement deals on her pussy….

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bikini

2010

10

May

Phoebe Price Hits the Beach in Her Old Lady Bikini of the Day

This act seriously fucking bores me….we get it…you put on a bikini and ask the paparazzi to follow you and idiots like me post the pictures and hopefully get you in the tabloids as the hottest 40 year old clown of a fucking person who does nothing in her bikini. That’s what Phoebe Price aspires to acheive in life, and really it’s a good, attainable, not overly ambitious or hard dream, all it takes is a phone call and a bikini and very little shame…I’m not quite sure how it pays your rent, or your baby formula, but I guess if you’re daddy is rich, money isn’t really a factor in your decisions, like the rich kid I knew who decided to become an artist because his trust fund made it easy for him to no starve to fucking death, but at least what he tried to be creative….this bikini shit is not impressive and I kinda hate bitches who sell themselves short…like if you’re going to try to get noticed on the beach…at least make the shit topless, every slut gets into a bikini, even fat chicks on resorts, so if you wanna stand out, step it the fuck up you useless cunt, but I guess we should give her some credit, cuz clearly she knows she’s a useless clown. Here are the pics of her trying to seduce me and failing….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Phoebe Price

2010

10

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Good News…This cunt Ashley Tisdale, who I could tell was a huge victim of positive affirmations from her family and the public, who developed a confidence and a huge ego thanks to being cast on a hit show and a successful nose job, who actually believed she had it going on and was the hottest starlet in Hollywood because she wasn’t fat and cuz people were telling her she was has finally come to terms with the reality that she is ugly and far from a natural beauty as she hides her ugly face under her ugly hat and covers up with a bottle of water while leaving the gym she needs to make her fuckable, cuz a fat body to go with a broken down face is never a good thing, it would probably be the end of her career and she knows that so she does us all a favor and covers that shit up, and I’d like to thank her for that.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashely Tisdale|Ugly Watch

2010

10

May

Thick Hilary Duff Showing off Tit of the Day

Here is a fat Hilary Duff showing off tit, because tit is the thick chick’s only defense mechanism….It is the only way to divert focus and if they are lucky shit makes them look skinnier, mainly because people aren’t looking at their gut or even realize there is a body from the nipples down….cuz everyone knows that thick will turn into obese in a few years so we do what we can to ignore the shit and focus on the good, it’s like a man defense mechanism….

I’m not sure why bitch is so fat, but I can only assume bitch gets engaged and then gives up and starts eating all the food she was holding back on all these years for fear a motherfucker wouldn’t lock into her….or maybe her man is just trying to fatten her up because he’s a closet case jock and only cums when she feels like his chubby childhood Hockey coach who taught him about sex when winning the game ended with more than just ice cream…if you know what I mean…..and if you’re anything like Hilary Duff I lost you at ice cream…cuz it’s your fucking favorite…but I was talking about child rape in organized sport.

Here are some stuff by Duff thickness pics for the black folk….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Thick|Tits

2010

10

May

Joslyn James’ Stupid Fake Tits Try To Stay in the Limelight of the Day

Hollywood is a septic tank of trash who move there to get noticed. I have a feeling some of them try the tradional route, before giving up because everyone there wants to get famous, and there are a ton of delusional people who think they can make it, but really have nothing going for them, so they end up stripping, or prostituting, or fucking famous people, only to have something that will get them what they came for…..and I guess in Joslyn James’ case, it worked, cuz that Tiger Woods shit blew the fuck up and made her a known name….not necessarily in a way people want to get famous, but when they are desperate enough, anything goes….proven by such stupid fake tits in the process…

If I wanted to see this many disgusting stretch marks on a tit, I’d just watch my wife shower, seriously, if I was this Joslyn James bitch, I’d be embarrassed to show this ghetto shit off, but I guess it’s all she has going for, it’s her claim to fame, the only reason she gets paid, so as shitty as they are, or as run down as they are, she’s gotta use them to pay the fucking bills….and the whole thing is pretty fucking ridiculous…cuz girls like this behind under black lights that hide these imperfections…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fake Tits|Joslyn James