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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

May

Pregnant Paulina Rubio’s Tits Hang with Sluts in Lingerie of the Day

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Here are some pictures of an old, tired, pregnant, popstar at some lingerie at some event and I guess this is my indirect way of celebrating Cinqo de Mayo a few days late as I like to ignore holidays that exploit and make a joke out of my Mexican people, but then again, Paulina Rubio probably isn’t the best approach to ignore things that exploit and make a joke out of Mexicans, but at least she hasn’t followed the same path of many Mexican vaginas before her by producing litters of kids and gaining 150 lbs in process destroying any sex appeal they may have, but I guess since her uterus is now officially polluted, it’s never too late to start or to reconnect with the Mexican way that’s engrained in your DNA…which is kinda the same reason I like to use to justify why I’m slow moving and unemployed.

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Posted in:Lingerie|Paulina Rubio|Sluts

2010

May

Drake Gets Flashed of the Day

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Drake may be hyped to fucking shit, but his music bores the fuck out of me. The dude is not gangster. He is not interesting. He is not even black. His mom who raised him in a rich part of town is more Jewish than a fucking Rabbi and she probably just got knocked up by his dad cuz she was trying to piss off the community…because she was tired of spending her days at the hair salon and getting her nails done. He was a Canadian TV star, which isn’t saying much, but he started out with more money than real rappers from the streets, so he should definitely keep paying off girls in his audience to flash him, not only does it make him look like people care about him, but it also gives his fans something to watch instead of falling the fuck asleep at his show….

I’ve had the unfortunate experience of seeing him perform and he fucking sucks, but tits don’t.

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2010

May

Almost Hot ATM Robbery of the Day

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I’ve had the unfortunate experience of having visited Tampa years ago and shit was real fucking ghetto then, I can only assume it is substantially more ghetto now. So when I saw this news report of a bitch who tried to rob another bitch in broad daylight, I wasn’t surprised, what was a nice surprise was that the bitch getting robbed wrestled the bitch robbing and did what any hot cat fight does, at that’s leaving one of the bitches topless and forced to run down the street in her fuckin’ bra, cuz you know when a bitch is this gutter, she’s not parked around the fucking corner. I am upset there isn’t actual footage of her running down the street in her bra, the bitches weren’t hot and shit didn’t end in lesbian public lesbian sex the way I like it, but I figued I’d post the shit anyway, and if you’re anything like me, you’ll just close your eyes and visualize the shit to jerk off to, like little kids in the 40s used to have to do before there was TV.

Posted in:Hot Crimes

2010

May

Gisele Uses Her Purse to Hide Her Penis of the Day

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I’m not a cop, I’m not an FBI or CIA agent, I’m not even a recreational private investigator, I’m just a voyeur…a pretty fucking good voyeur with serious paranoid anxiety, especically since the handful of times I’ve been caught.

But based on my expert conspiracy theorist, crazy person opinion…Gisele is a man….You know one of those beautiful trannies from Brazil who you can’t tell are guys until you get their pants off after taking a blowjob from them under the boardwalk of Rio and you aren’t even considered gay when you fuck them up the ass after finding out they don’t have a pussy, because hormonally they are 85% where they need to be…..

I’m convinced Victoria’s Secret fired her cuz we were onto her and they didn’t want further investigation going into the shit. I’m convinced Leonardo DiCaprio dated her when he was experimenting with homosexuality as most actors are in love with themselves and he thought all that jerking off in front of the mirror meant more than meets the eye. Tom Brady married her because he could get away with all his locker room fantasies without being known as the Quarterback who fucks dudes, but as the one who marries models, which works out better during the new teammate initation gangbangs when the team tells each other what they are doing isn’t gay. I’m convinced her pregnancy was staged and a mechanism to trick people cuz she and her man have got a career and image to maintain…..and now she’s got her purse placed in front of her cock cuz she didn’t have time to strap down and was stuck in a pair of tight pants….

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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Tranny

2010

May

Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and Crystal Renn in Bikinis for Glamour of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and some other bitch I’ve never heard of in their bikinis, which is pretty much what they are supposed to be doing because they are bikini models…..

In an era where these bitches are conidered celebrities and constantly have paparazzi pictures of them taken when they are not in their bikinis, like when they are carrying their kid around grocery shopping, or when they are watching Mandy Moore’s ex-boyfriend who they married in hopes of being the next Mandy Moore play tennis, while not in their bikinis, it’s nice to see them back at their roots where they fucking belong….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikinis|Brooklyn Decker|Crystal Renn|Glamour

2010

May

Jennifer Aniston, Brooklyn Decker and Nicole Kidman on Set of the Day

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As you may know, I can’t stand celebrities….It’s not because I am jealous of celebrities because they get to live the good life, I just don’t think they deserve all they have….

Take this bullshit Adam Sandler movie starring Nicole Kidman in a shitty bathing suit, Jennifer Aniston showing off cleavage and looking for love and Brooklyn Decker convinced she can make it in Hollywood as an actress because she got the cover of SI for wearing a bikini and having her husband Andy Roddick pay them off with exclusive tennis stories for the next 18 months or some shit….

They work for 6 weeks in Hawaii, pretty much on vacation and make 5,000,000 dollars…The entire time they are there they have assistants doing pretty much everything for them…they are staying at the best hotels…they are eating the best food…they are fucking the best hookers and it is all at the Studio’s expense. The only work they have is to wake up and have the driver take them to set where they take take after take of the 4 lines at most they memorize per shot…. It’s like they have this fucking scam going that in theory is fucking awesome, but just frustrates me, because it’s all our fault they live these lives….If we boycotted movies and focused all our energy on something else, like this website for example, there would be no need for these overpaid cunts to live the good life while contributing nothing to society like some egocentric leech…..

Now I know you only come here to see tits and pussy, so I’ll just get to the boring pictures of these cunts on set, but realize as you stare at Aniston’s lonely tits, forget that she’s crying on the inside cuz her life is so unfair cuz Brad Pitt left her and forget your fantasy of sweeping her off her feed and making her yours cuz she’s so broken and you’ll help mend her wounds and remember she’s just a worthless, overpaid cunt who doesn’t deserve yours or anyone else’s attention….let her die alone on her pile of money for her assistant who shows up late to wipe her ass to find her and sell the exclusive to RadarOnline….

BONUS – HERE’S BROOKLYN DECKER PICKING HER NOSE CUZ SHE’S A PIG WITH HORRIBLE HYGIENE….cuz you know if a bitch doesn’t use kleenex for her nose, she probably don’t change her tampons too often, or really rock enough toilet paper…disgusting….

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Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|Jennifer Aniston|Nicole Kidman|On Set

2010

May

Hot Mom Kate Beckinsale at the Doctors of the Day

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I have a thing for hanging outside of the Doctor’s office down the street from me because I don’t have a TV and I can let my imagination go wild as bitches roll through the fucking place. I see them in the waiting room and I try to determine why they are there. Is it because of a yeast infection, or a horrible STD, are they spotting, or late on their period, do they feel a lump in their tit, or are they getting an aborition, is there a pregnancy exam going on, has she accidentally lost a condom or dildo inside her, or are they there for an innocent ailment but the doctor steps up the creepy and insists on digging through their pussy for answers….as far as I’m concerned it’s never because of a flu, cold, cut that needs stitches, sprained ankle, or shitting issues or even medicinal marijuana prescriptions cuz that would make my afternoons at the walk in clinic way more fucking boring than they already are….not to mention far less sexy….

So I don’t know why hot mom Kate Beckinsale is at the doctor, but I think it’s safe to assume it’s got to do with her hot mom pussy….cuz why else would a bitch go to a doctor….Seriously….

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Posted in:Doctor|Kate Beckinsale

2010

May

Christina Aguilera Covers Up for Oprah of the Day

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I have a feeling Oprah has a crush on Aguilera and said that if she wants to come to her show she has to show up in lingerie….and Oprah knows she wants to come on her show, cuz Oprah has a God complex and knows to get she can hel get Aguilera that launch Aguilera needs…..because Aguilera decided to step down from fame for a bit and start a family with possibly the ugliest human in the world, a circus act that didn’t have the same “Freak Show” appeal in today’s society as it did in the 20s when traveling Carnivals rolled through Americana small towns, so she needs the extra push to remind people that she isn’t Lady Gaga and that Lady Gaga isn’t the only fake blonde, fat uterus Madonna impersonator, despite what the music charts seem to say the last 18 months and that Aguilera was there first and deserves to get her place back because she is stronger, at least according to the lyrics of her last hit song….8 years ago….and I really don’t care, because seeing lingerie under a robe doesn’t get me off as well as seeing lingerie, not to mention her whole 1950s bullshit glam Marilyn Monroe shit isn’t working for me as well as flashing her mom pussy on mother’s day would…but I guess her Oprah appearance has nothing to do with what I want out of her. Cunt.

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Covered Up|Oprah

2010

May

Tori Spelling Gets Felt Up for Mother’s Day of the Day

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Nothing says “I love you mom, thanks for bringing me into the world and being here for me all these years” like grabbing her fucking tit as the paparazzi stage pictures that Wal-Mart would call the authorities about if we were still a “printed film” generation, back when inappropriate pictures of kids had to be run through a middle man, before the digital era made catching the motherfuckers a question of how well an FBI agent could mimic the typing style of a 7 year old in a Sponge Bob Square Pants chatroom…..but I digress…. this post isn’t about the disgusting dark world of kiddie porn, it’s about the beautiful bond a child has with his mother that I’ll never know because my mother died when I was a kid, but that I do know if she didn’t, I woulda made them tits mine for life, cuz I figure if you give me the shit as a kid, they are rightfully mine, otherwise you’re an indian giver, making Thanksgiving Dinner very awkward for the guests when my 40 year old ass busts out her tit for desert, but so beautiful for me, cuz mother and son bond is so strong that it just can’t be torn apart…especially when there’s titty involved…cuz I love tit and any excuse to play with tit so Tori Spelling’s kid has right idea, and really Tori Spelling should embrace it because she used to have the scariest fucking fake tits around so it’s nice to see someone finally appreciate the shit….

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Posted in:Breasts|Mother's Day|Tori Spelling

2010

May

Tila Tequila Isn’t Dead Yet of the Day

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Tila Tequila bores me. She tries so fucking hard to get noticed, but is so fucking obvious that it’s dull and almost irritating. The only thing she could do to get my attention or make me think she’s got talent is if she staged a live “giving birth” show where she got herself in stirrups and various grown men crawl out of her whore pussy, but until then, she’s just struggling with bottom feeding and holding onto the little fame she has, despite not really having a talent or skill, or any reason for having the little fame that she has, unless you consider breast implants a talent, but I don’t….

Sure her fall from her peak is funny to watch, but irritating to listen to, no matter how “sexed up” her old Vietnamese ladyboy prostitute ass tries to be….there’s so many younger and hotter versions of her who haven’t lost their fucking minds as the public lost interest in her….despite the fact that she even had anyone’s interest was a fucking miracle to begin with, but that probably doesn’t cross Tila’s mind, she’s just been eating up and spat out by hollywood like a child star and has no where else to go, but suicide.

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Posted in:Tila Tequila|Whore