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2010

08

Jun

Christina Aguilera Scary Face and Camel Toe of the Day

I guess it is only natural for a mom pussy to swallow a pair of little shorts…because mom pussy is bigger, stronger, and more aggressive than normal pussy, especially when squeezed into a pair of little shorts…what isn’t natural is whatever the fuck is going on with this bitches face. She looks like some kind of bow legged clown, but instead of getting out of a car with a bunch of other clowns, or balancing on a ball at the circus, she’s doing some bullshit performance while making facial expressions that scare me…and remind me that she is not what she used to be…but instead has become some cheap, poor, tacky, french lookin’ slut, trying to hold on to something that was…but something that hopefully won’t ever be again….unless she tones it down some and hits up a different demographic, cuz I don’t think this awkward body is safe for kids, seeing this shit may fuck them up…because wanting to fuck this even confuses me and I’m willing to fuck anything….

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

08

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Sure the highlight in the news world today has to do with big oil corporations pretty much destroying human existance and no one doing anything about it, the fact that Gary Coleman’s wife killed him, maybe the fact that dude who got off for killing that American teen in Aruba 5 years ago confessed to another murder they could have prevented if he was behind bars, or even the Israel getting in trouble for killing terrorists cuz the terrorists pretended they were on a peaceful relief mission, but there is video of them beating the Israeli army, while USA kills terrorists all day and get rewarded…. but I prefer the local stories..of idiots doing stupidities that end up getting covered ont he local level…and here are today’s picks…I like to call the Good Parent Edition….

Illinois 12 Year-Old Found with FL Man She Met on Facebook

11 Year-Old Chained to Bed in Indiana
An Indiana mother chained her daughter to a bed while she went to work cuz it is cheaper than a babysitter

Caught on video: little kid drinking beer at ball game
A youngster was caught sipping a beer a Philadelphia Phillies game.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

08

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Latest Bullshit of the Day




Lady Gaga is annoying as fuck. I’ve ripped into her so much that it’s almost pointless at this point. She just gets bigger and bigger cuz gay people are supportive….Her artistic vision is bullshit, her career is bullshit, her story is bullshit. She was created by the label to cater to the growing gay population, partially because she looked like a drag queen, gender bender, but also because she grew up with no friends, trying hard to get noticed, cuz with a face like that, you know there was a lot of nights spent crying in bed saying to herself “I’ll show them”…..

She is disgusting, she is hideous, she should be done in a minute, cuz I figure we can just watch original Madonna videos, which are better cuz you can actually jerk off to the shit, instead of watching Gaga where you question your sexuality after watching the shit….

She is textbook…a cliche….who gets how to get noticed…she understands how to offend…but fuck…as I write this she’s at the point in the song where she’s dacing in her panties and that fucking face….is the real offensive thing in all this, followed closely by the fact that people buy into this and that she’s a fucking success….while looking like that…

The highlight of the video is not the lingerie, or the gay man on gay man dancing to push the boundaries of conservative America, or even the latex nun outfit cuz sexy nuns are scandalous and get people talking, it’s the nice fake accent she’s rocking, cuz she’s a fucking clown.

The highlight of Gaga’s career is that she’s made actual hot pussy rock the one-piece and sex things up a bit…something I always appreciate from ugly chicks….


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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2010

08

Jun

Jenna Jameson Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

Jenna Jameson was in a bikini, which may not be a big deal, because you can google her and see her pussy doing the Tito Ortiz by choking out a cock like it was Jenna Jameson….cuz they have spousal abuse issues in their marriage, which really isn’t all that much of a surprise, you see cuz you put a porn star and a UFC fighter in a normal relationship, living out a normal life, like they are playing fucking house, you usuaully expect them to murder suicide.

The only shitty thing about the whole beating his wife shit that sucked for me was that I was in the process of pitching Jenna Jameson on a reality show where I live in her garage like I was ALF and I just kinda get in the way, run off my mouth and try to eat her cat every chance I get while everyone watching laughs and falls in love with our unconventional dynamic….

But now she doesn’t answer my emails….which is okay, cuz broken dreams are something I’m used to.

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2010

08

Jun

Naomi Campbell’s Russian Billionaire Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

I know seeing a crazy old black beast of model in her bikini unless she is throwing her feces at the paparazzi…but I have limited options and I feel that if I don’t give her a little attention, despite not really being my ideal type of pussy, that the Russian mafia will be knocking at my door demanding I do…not because I am significant, but because I am paranoid and know that any Russian billionaire is someone who is seriously corrupt and connected, who dates models cuz it is status, you see it was only a few years ago that they were all in work uniforms practicing gymnastics and other olympic sports in work camps when they weren’t waiting in line for rationed breads….before buying a Russian bride was made easy…but this isnt a history lesson, if anything, it’s a zoology lesson….you’re racist for thinking that was racist….and here she is in a bikini….

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Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2010

08

Jun

Victoria Silvstedt Prostitute Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I have a deep rooted hatred for this escort who wasn’t always an escort but who at one point in time was a classy ski racer, turned breast implant purchaser, turned Playboy model, turned bottom feeder in Hollywood, who moved back to Europe to become a bottom feeder there, before becoming the hired pussy of some Greek billionaire midget….who has put her on payroll and giving her the quality of life her whore ass thinks she deserves….a whore ass that she is more than happy to show off because it is aging and the end may have come and gone for her, but will officially try up when her only employer, the Greek Billionaire, moves onto fresher porn lookin’ whore pussy…

Here she is in a bikini….cuz that’s all she knows how to do….and something her sloppy ass screams she should probably retire soon enough…but you’ll probably like it…cuz you’re a desperate pig….and I guess so is this bitch and the rank pussy lip you can kinda make out in the header pic….

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Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2010

08

Jun

Kate Hudson’s Boring Beach Pictures of the Day

Kate Hudson must playing a society housewife or some shit in her new shit movie….because drinking a glass of wine while playing badminton covered up on the beach is something I’d expect to see some rich 45 year old woman doing after coming to terms with how unhappy she is but how nice it is to spend her husband’s money…I guess it’s got to do with Kate Hudson being one of those cunts you knew in high school who constantly said “OMG, You’re so immature” and “Act your age” and other bullshit that lead to her having a kid in her early 20s, while living middle-aged a decade before her time and the only reason I care is because society housewives covered up on the beach are generally not sprawled out ass in tiny bikini on the beach and no matter how irritating this homewrecking vagina who has fucked everyone is, she’d be less irritating if she was her half naked and you probably agree…cuz that’s why you are here…or at least that’s why I like to think you are here…but I know reality is that it was probably just an accident….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2010

08

Jun

Some More Miley Performing Pictures With Ass of the Day

I have spent the better part of the morning talking to a girl who was 16 and 3/4 about sex. I was doing it for research purposes, because I tend to lose touch with 16 year olds the less time I spend in Starbucks and American Apparel. She pretty much told me that she’s been fucking her 18 year old boyfriend consistently for over a year. She was a gymnast and appreciates her flexibility. She showered with a girlfriend and 3 guys just last weekend and she is down with giving blowjobs, but prefers to get fucked from behind, sometimes by more than one person, as long as they cum in her and play with her large tits, since all teenage girls have huge tits these days….

When I was 16 and 3/4 the only pussy I was getting was the fat chick who craved male attention and wanted as much cock as she could get and really was willing to put anything she found inside her. The hot girls were virgins and in longterm relationships waiting for that special night and the slutty hot girls were fucking older dudes with cars. I still got pussy…but it was nothing like the anal loving/ cock sucking/ group sex parties motherfuckers are into at 16 and 3/4 now, because of hormones in the food, the internet, oversexed population and now Miley Cyrus, who I think deserves a thank you for sacrificing her throat to make her contribution..

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just ate a bag of chips. I feel like a fat chick no one likes enough to take to prom force feeding myself because it is the only thing that makes me feel good…it’s the only thing I am good with…and the tastes just set off fireworks in my sad soul….but that’s only because my dick is hiding today…I’m hoping some sluts try to wake it up…but they never to.

Here are my stepLINKS of the DAy

Yeah I’m Not Horatio Caine, But I’m Really Getting the Feeling Gary Coleman Was Murdered
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All That Dancing in After Hours Gay Clubs Really Paid Off For Tom Cruise – VIDEO
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Because I Didn’t Get Laid This Weekend and Neither Did You
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The 50 Sexiest Brazilian Women In The World
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Karolina Kurkove Looks Good in Spandex
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Can Big Girls Fly? – VIDEO
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Dynamic Duos: The 10 Coolest Twin Siblings in Sports (with Video
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Ashley Tisdale and Her Chrome Camel Toe
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World Cup Cantina….With Snoop Dog
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Lesbian Kisses Are the New Black – VIDEO
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Kaylani Strips
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Sandra Bullock Shifts the Interest in Her Divorce Onto Her Tight Dress – VIDEO
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Slut Uses All Kinds of Objects to Get Off – VIDEO
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I Hope Holly Madison’s New Book is About How She Should Have Taken All Her Clothes Off in These Photos
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Jenna Pietersen Collection
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Olga Will Make Your Pants a Little Tighter
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Mileena’s Body is Out of Sight
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Rihanna In A String Bikini Flashes Her Ass
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Lisa Neils, Carli Banks and Brooke Haven
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Who Knew They Used the Same Paper In Every TV Show and Movie Prett Much Ever Made?
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Julianne Hough is One Hot Blonde
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Alexis Texas ASS Compilation
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Aishwarya Rai Makes ME Want to Move to Bollywood
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Bernie Madoff Tells His Victims He’s Sorry, and By Sorry I Mean He Told Them To Go Fuck Themselves
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Reality Show STD Mayhem
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Hot Babes Please Their Pussies Side by Side – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr Behind-the-Scenes For ELLE Magazine
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Sooner or Later, I Wanna Fuck a Librarian
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Natalie Sparks Heats Things Up
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Hot Asian Teen on a Webcam
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Megan Fox Returns From Her Bikini Vacation
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The 10 Best Cheerleader Movies of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Marketa Pechova Strips Outside
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And More Sluts From the Spike TV Awards
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Nothing is More Awesome Than a Tiny Mr T – MOVIG GIF
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What the Fuck Video of the Day
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Now THIS is Summer Camp
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Victoria Beckham Short Dress
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Mary Carey and Her Lucky Purple Vibrator
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Great Moments In News & Politics With Justin Bieber
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Follow Me, Suckers
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – MUSIC BONUS – BONUS – MUSIC BONUS – BONUS

Some Brand New Eminem Ft. Fat and Useless Rihanna Called “Love The Way You Lie”
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

07

Jun

Hayden Panettiere is in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if it was kid’s day at the beach and Hayden was trying to save money on the entrance, so she decided to dress in a Hello Kitty bikini like she was 5, hoping people would let her through assuming that she was 5, you know based on her height, but even the dumbest immigrant working the gate knows it takes many years to develop muscles like that…

I have never found this bitch hot, or interesting or even feminine and really the only lady parts she has on her is some solid cellulite, which last time I checked, was one of the my least favorite things that comes with a bitch….

Seriously, this is a shitty ass, shitty legs and overall she’s just a fucking piece of shit of a woman that I can only blame her mother’s drug addicted womb for and here she is in her bikini…


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