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2010

07

Jun

The Guy from CSI with Some Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

If you are on TV on any level….like if you are insignificant, or your role is insignificant, or even if the show sucks and no one watches it, so long as you are on TV, even if it’s a local TV commercial, or even the local news for a few minutes….you will always be able to score seriously hot pussy…not necessarily celebrity pussy, cuz there is some kind of hierarchy, but real life pussy that is usually better looking than celebrity pussy. It’s like being on camera is all it fucking takes to make a pussy wet and jump on your dick and never leave you and here is the black guy from CSI with his girlfriend and her ridiculous body….who isn’t leaving him anytime soon, cuz he gives her the good life…and she give him the good ass to fuck…it all works out in the end.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|CSI

2010

07

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some shit going on in the news….cuz we live in a ridiculous world…filled with ridiculous people….

Naked Man Claiming to Be Jesus Causes Huge Traffic Accident in Connecticut

Woman Told She was Too Fat to Workout at Gym:
An Oklahoma woman was told that she was in danger of breaking gym equipment at her local gym, and was asked not to use any of it.

Son delivers his mom’s baby, got a eyeful of her birthing unit:
A 15 year old freaks out when he has to deliver his mom’s baby. Clip includes 911 call, interview with the teen, and more.

Man Wanted In Abductions, Sex Assaults:
Delaware State Police are on the lookout for a man who they say abducted and sexually assaulted two women. He abducted them, raped them, then dropped them back off at their cars.

Fugitive Porn star falls off cliff during standoff:
A porn actor suspected of killing a colleague died Saturday after falling some 40 feet from a rocky hillside after a standoff with police, officials said.

FL Man Stalked and Threatens Teen Girl He Never Met:
Charles Timmins was arrested for stalking and harassing a teenage girl he never met, even after the girl’s mother told him to stop

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2010

07

Jun

Karolina Kurkova Fights the Fat of the Day

Kurkova saw the camera and decided to fucking working…It’s like she stepped up her model game hard…but I guess it makes total sense…since she was the same model who was going to get fired from Victoria’s Secret a few years ago for being a fucking pig of a woman…someone who Victoria Secret could not allow to endorse their product, despite the majority of America being substantially fatter than her…proving that they just like making everyday girls feel shitty about themselve and develop negative body images about themselves…which I guess should be celebrated…cuz low self esteem on girls who aren’t bad looking to begin with…make the likilihood of us getting laid a lot hotter….in fact they are the only reason I probably have been laid…self confidence on pussy my dick gets to hang out with just doesn’t really exist…

Either way, she’s skinny again, she realized that she shouldn’t throw away what she has, probably cuz Victoria’s Secret showed her some pictures of war torn Eastern Europe in a room for 36 hours saying “shape the fuck up or this is where you’ll end up, you’re going to blame your thyroid, stop making us look bad”…..but whatever the motivation, at least it worked….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2010

07

Jun

Rihanna Shows Off Her Ass on Stage of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Rihanna’s shitty mushroom cut hair, it is some cartoon of videogame shit I’d expect to see on some Eastern European immigrant in the 1980s trying to forget communism by performing an obscure one-man show busking on the street corner showing off the circus tricks his gypsy parents taught him as a child.

I’m not sure if that makes sense….but maybe it’s just some tacky shit you’d find in the Islands when boredom and poverty go a little too fucking far, you know the same reason gold braids on 300 pound black women were invented…

And it doesn’t matter…what does matter is just show how hard she is holding onto her fame….and doing whatever it takes to be relevant even though she lost all her sex appeal when she ratted out her man for beating her ass when we all know her spoiled cunt who has forgot her gully roots deserved it….

I am a firm believer that she should be making beds for British people on vacation beds and not making half naked sold out concerts…but I gotta admit I love the pic of her moonin’ us…cuz it’s pretty fucking appropriate…she has fooled the world and she knows it…

So here are some pics of her boring body and shitty ass that makes black folk ashamed she calls this an ass but that you probably like…cuz you’re white, boring and Rihanna is accessible and makes you feel like you aren’t racist because you’d consider fucking her…

Pics via Bauer
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna

2010

07

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in Some Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Lindsay Lohan got hired or hired a photographer to make people think she got hired to do some caveman in lingerie shit or native in lingerie shit that I hope she gets in trouble for…cuz natives are really sensitive when it comes to mocking them…

I don’t know what it is for or what the point of the shit is but I do know that she’s walking around showing off her fat ass and fat titties and despite hating the bitch for being boring….She’s just bottom feeding bullshit who has fallen apart. She is jealous of bitches more popular than her, she is unable to accept the fact that her time has come and gone and she has a real haggard face that is permanently damaged because she self medicated…and got swept up on the whole Hollywood life…despite not working the last 4 years…

She really has a few options….suicide… moving away and giving the fuck up. Living off royalties. Sure she is just a victim of the whole hollywood machine…but I don’t feel bad about that cuz she made so much fucking money that she coulda lived a good life for a long time…but like most idiots she liked the fame and did all this to herself…or softcore porn….

I still think we should encourage her to get as nude as possible as often as possible…she’s still got something worth lookin at no matter how battered it is cuz you can’t catch things from looking…and I think her naked is really something everyone would be interested….a whole new career for a has been at 25…..which isn’t really a stretch since we’ve been seeing her being raped in public for the last 8 years…

I guess this is a bit of a preview…

Here is a topless picture of Lohan that recently hit, that was aggressively photoshopped, with erased nipples and a new face, that are doing the rounds…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Lingerie

2010

07

Jun

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Teen Body of the Day

We all know what happens to teenage bodies when they turn 20. They start to widen and sag in all the wrong places and what was once an ass or even tits you could chip a tooth on because they were so solid and intact become a pile of mush you can lose your hand it. Then they hit 30 and things get worse. Pussy gets dryer and saggier because of the damage slutty break up months between relationships and possible kids and hormone levels dipping, hips get wider and pretty much all sex appeal is gone….So I appreciate what Miley is doing…she’s embraced her young body and figures she might as well use it to make some money, get some attention and we can thank the execs at Disney and their private meetings for instilling these morals and strong understanding of how to play this game….tits get fucking hits…and so does sucking off the right people or givng people something to jerk off to….

The reality in all this is she’s 17 so it isn’t that bad…just a few months away from legal and when I was 17 I was fucking and that was 2 decades ago….before internet and over-sexed media…so it’s safe to say this bitch has been there, has done that and is ready for more, which makes what is to come quite exciting…despite her weird lookin’ face.

A weird looking face I am willing to ignore for tickets to a Miley concert…cuz teenage sluts make for good entertainment…

Pics via Bauer
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

07

Jun

The Highlights from the Shitty MTV Movie Awards of the Day

The MTV awards made me mad. I watched them. I Live-Twittered Them . They were totally staged, fabricated, and scripted…and they were a giant ad for Twilight, Jersey Shore, Katy Perry, Tom Cruise and pretty much anything else they have stock in. You see all they have to do is tell the companies who own these stars “Free Publicity” and the MTV Movie awards is what happens. It was bullshit. I hated every recycled joke and I hope it is the end of MTV, but it isn’t cuz Teenage girls everywhere are too stupid to realize the marketing scam this is and here are some highlights….

First up, the clip of Sandra Bullock trying to distract you from the fact that she used to play Nazi inspired sex games….it’s like the black baby she adopted only less obvious….Kiss Scarjo and maybe people will stop talking about the fact that she’s a Nazi who probably has STDS thanks the Jesse James’ selection in pussy…that I have a feeling Sandra Bullock was in on the whole time….

Here is X-Tina Aguilera’s glowing heart on her pussy…doing the Lady Gaga…Trying to sex it up in hopes of a comeback….that I think should have been retired with her vagina back when she killed that fucker….

Here is Katy Perry showing off tit to distract you from her ghetto body performing some song that was promoted as being performed naked…

First are some pictures from the red carpet of Scarjo hiding her tit….

Here are some pics of Aguilera doing some Marilyn Monroe Madonna Lady Gaga shit in some horrible identity crisis that didn’t result in her baby momma pussy lip slippin’ cuz a baby momma pussy lip is always something to keep under control

Here is Katy Perry trying to play up her tits in a shitty almost see through dress cuz she wants the song of the summer and MTV promised they’d give it to her….I hate this pig…Seriously…she doesn’t deserve any of the attention she gets and her song fucking sucks, but not as hard as her boyfriend wishes he did…

Here some pictures of Vanessa Hudgens pretending Zac Effron isn’t a faggot and that we haven’t seen her nude pics that stem from his lack of involvement in her pussy forcing her to try to find cock on the the internet….and she’s showing some cleavage….

Here are the Jersey Shore pigs cashing in on some stupid show concept that MTV is milking hard now that they actually have to pay this trash…They are kissing each other cuz that’s what fat, moron party sluts do to get noticed…

Here is Lohan showing off tit in a metal jumpsuit, like a 70s pornstar a few months away from dying. She’s a fucking wreck and should be forgotten…cuz there are so many better pussies out there…even though she’s trying really fucking hard to hold on because last year she told me that MTV award shows are a waste of time and irrelevant and this year she struggled to even get picked up on camera…It’s over for her.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:MTV Movie Awards 2010

2010

07

Jun

Marisa Miller’s Tits at Some Bullshit Event of the Day

I hate stupid award shows. Mainly because I am never allowed at them…which puts a huge damper on me ever producing my own pictures and videos…..seriously I have spent 6 years applying for press passes to every low level and top level event in Hollywood and I have been rejected every single year…which almost pisses me off because I see substantially shittier sites get access, but then I remember that the substantially shittier sites play the bullshit suck up safe for work game that advertisers and event producers feel comfortable allowing in, because friendly sucking up is a lot better than anything I do and it’s just another example on how the world doesn’t like fun…but instead like boring, obvious shit…like Marisa Miller showing off some cleavage…we get it cunt…you’re a bikini model…you have big fake tits that look good enough to get you paid big fucking money…but maybe you should step it up a little and walk around with your pussy exposed…that’s what we really want to see…take it to the next level you aging, boring, all american, hot bodied cliche which I guess isn’t a cliche cuz hot bodies make me forget obvious stunts…I am a pervert and that’s how we work…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2010

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the weekend. If you are reading this I feel for you and the handicap you have. Whether it is social or medical, things may not be ok for you, but I’m hoping they’ll be ok for the rest of us……I need to go drink…That’s what summer is for…..but then again…that’s what everyday is for…

Here are my stepLINKS

Khloe Kardashian Wasn’t Pregnant – She is Just Fat….
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A Proud Graduate Of The Duke Brothers School Of Driving
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Because There’s Always Hope, Even For a Virgin Like You
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Whoa Jessica Biel is Looking Hot For Once
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The 20 Awesomest Test Answers
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you’re Gonna Wanna Check Out the UFC’s Arianny Celeste
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“Get Him To The Greek’s” Rose Byrne Is So Hot
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It’s Angelina Jolie’s Birthday, So Here She is Topless to Help Celebrate That
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5 Things That Will Make You Proud To Be An American This Week
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Ryan Gosling is Probably Banging Charlize Theron, So Here’s Some Hot Pictures Of Her
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Tiffany is Stripping Down
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Blonde Destroys Her Pussy With Enormous Dildo
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Guess Who Else Is Going to Celebrity Rehab
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Shauna Sand Panty Upskirt
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Crazy Russian Lady Destroys the Liquor Isle
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A Nice Little Collection of Upskirts
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Vida Guerra + Body Paint = PURE HEAVEN
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Sophie Monk And More Of Her Short Shorts
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Janessa and Alexandra – VIDEO
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Brooke Burke Bikini Throwback
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Daisy Lowe Sexes Up Esquire
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Rachel Bilson is Sexy as Always
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Who Would You Rather?
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$100 Says Gary Coleman Was Murdered
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Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman Are Kinda of Amazing and Here’s Why
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Laura is Masterbating on the Couch – VIDEO
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Catrinel Menghia is Looking Hot in Lingerie
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LA Woman, You’re My Woman
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You’re Gonna Love Aida
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A Friday Pic Dump, Just Because
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Hot Damn Eva Mendes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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25 Smoking Hot Civilian Girls Who Should Be Famous
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Man, Lohan is Of the Bad Shit, You Can Tell Just By Looking at Her Skin
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Four Ways Science Will Kick Death’s Ass
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Tight Younge Whore – VIDEO
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There’s a Majoe Male Hip Hop Artist With a Sex Tape – With a Another DUDE (No Homo)
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Chewing Gum + Helium Experiment – VIDEO
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Interracial Lesbian Picnic
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Guess WHo Hates Scarlett Johansson?
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Melisa is a Girl Next Door Type
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Follow Me It May Be the Last Thing You Do
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others
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AA Brings the Ass Crack Again and She’s Got a Long One:
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

04

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here are some of today’s dumbest news….

Organization Aims to End Teen Prostitution and Our Fun in Atlanta….Assholes

OH Girl says fellow student urinated on her like she was Kim Kardashian

“Memory Erasing” Pill: Good For Rapists…

Prostitutes Steal World Series Ring from Baseball Coach

TN Man Chases Dine & Dash Teens, Calls 911 from Car Hood

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