Watch this video on mute. I am just posting it because I love the concept of 100s of girls running around in their underwear for no reason other than the fact that everyone is doing it because some pervert figured he’d come up with an event that caters to his fetish of finding out what girls were weraring under their stuffy everyday clothes because when you make an event out of the shit it seems a lot less creepy than if you just ask a girl to flash you her panties….It’s the subtlty that’s genius…if you come off too hard no bitch would fall for the stunt, but if you make a game out of the shit, everyone comes runnin’ stripped the fuck down….but not a “find the baseball in my anus” kinda game, but more of a “hey everyone, let’s be crazy and all go skinny dipping in the park cuz it’ll be jokes, and not cuz I really just want to see your tits” kinda thing….
On a side note, 45 seconds in has some good everyday girl ass.
I love when I come across people who make commentary about girls they jerk off to from movies, lingerie catalogs, bikini spreads in magazines being married or in a relationship. They see pictures of them living their everyday life and they get legitimately disappointed, like their fantasy is totally fucking ruined that the model is some pure virgin put on the earth to satsify their needs, despite not actually knowing the woman on a personal level, even when the bitch is Marisa Miller who looks like she’s taken more loads to her face to pay her rent than any other model, like she’s seriously haggard and washed up and she’s pretty much only been picked up by the majors recently and late in her career, when the only thing you should be mad about is the fact that she has the nerve to walk around in everyday clothes, like she’s not a fucking bikini model, who makes her money being half naked, and who needs or should have enough respect for her fanbase to give them what they fucking want, whether on duty or not, she’s got a commitment and we’ve all helped her make it very fucking rich and she shouldn’t be so smug about it. Cunt.
A bunch of hollywood gossip sites with nothing better to do with their time than talk about celebrities while trying to make stories out of seriously insignificant things they do and say went nuts about Jessica Simpson because she made a statement that she only brushes her teeth three times a week…
I think she was just diverting from the fact that she’s fat as fuck and slowly turning into a barn animal from her Texan hometown….
The reality is that she’s got fake teeth and when you have fake teeth you can’t get cavities, you can’t get plaque or bacteria build-up so you don’t really have to brush your teeth ever. A little mouth wash and you’re good to go….
But her real issue, which is her disgusting dress size, is what everyone should be gagging about, cuz bitch coulda been hot, if she didn’t spend her days pigging the fuck out now that she can afford to aand because it’s the only thing that makes her feel like she’s being hugged from the inside, since no guys are hugging her from the inside, or from the outside for that matter, but at least her roll of fat is proving to grow into the size of a disgusting person of its own so that she doesn’t need someone to hold her at night, not that her obesity would stop any of us perverts from holding her any time, she just needs to angle herself the right way to smother her fucking self….
I had the horrible experience of watching Glee for the first time a week ago. I got invited to someone’s house for dinner and their 16 year old daughter was running around going nuts for the shit and not in a 16 year old daughter running around in her panties with her friends having pillow fights with their perky little bodies kinda way but more like the in the fat, obnoxious, miserable 14 year old spoiled brat who listens to too much hip hop, dates black dudes and will be pregnant in 6 months cuz she’s gutter and disgusting kinda way….
Either way, she got her way and they put the shit on and I had to sit through a group of rejects singing bullshit songs I don’t even listen to the original version of. It was like bad comedy and bad drama with obnoxious performances every few minutes that made me want to kill my fucking self….
I don’t remember noticing this bitch, but in her defense I was too busy trying to shove the chopsticks we were eating with in my eyes and ears at the same time… but in my defense she’s ugly and even her tits don’t get my attention long enough for me to remember who I am writing about but in her defense I am a forgetful drunk who doesn’t remember anyting but in my defense she’s nothing special….
Here is a pantsless performance of Miley, who is half bird, have teenage prostitute and she’s pretty much doing the Gaga, I guess trying to re-invent herself, saying shit like how she goes through guys like money and that she can’t be tamed, all while showing off her tit, and I can only assume at least one of you is going to jerk off to this shit. I guess I shouldn’t hate on Gaga as much as I do, cuz she managed to get all these conservative Jesus virgin cunts to whore out, dyke out, and influence a whole lot of girls to follow her lead, making this summer a possible beautiful thing…so I’ll stop bothering laughing about the new Miley and I will just let you get back to masturbating, cuz it’s not everday you get to see a minor like this, so take advantage and then thank Hollywood for giving you some kiddie porn…goodtimes..
I spent the last 4 hours adding random girls to facebook. Not one of them added me back. So I went back and added them all again, thinking persistance may let me see their vacation pictures of them in their bikinis, again I got rejected, so I tried a third time and still haven’t got one of them to let me into their lives, reminding me why I prefer watching already released amateur pictures and videos thanks to the FBI’s initiative to find pedophiles with sites like StickAM.com and their underdeveloped 17 year olds engaging in lesbian sex because it’s less fucking work….it also reminds me that I suck at internet life as hard as I suck at real life and the whole thing would depress me if I actually cared….Here are my stepLINKS……cuz along with talking all my bullshit, that’s just what we do here….
Here’s a music video that along with teaching the kids how to smoke at drink include Beyonce’s attempt to take on Lady Gaga. From wearing lingerie and no pants, showing off tit and ass, shaking her shit, mopping in the shit, doing the dishes in the shit, and almost getting me excited in the shit, before rmemebering this is Beyonce and I fucking hate Beyonce no matter how half naked she is….or what traditional gender roles she pretends to be doing…cuz I know the closest thing this fat ass diva has done to chores the dishes is eating off the dishes while her hired immigrants are massaging her feet….
Sienna Miller is a greasy fucking pig and here are the pictures to prove it….The light is shining off her head in a way that reminds you that not only does Sienna Miller and her hipster bush hardly wash….but he also doesn’t fucking care…the kind of free-spirited hippie fashionista who likes that at any given time the cum of at least 4 different men is crusted to the side of her pussy lips….2 of which are married men….along with a bouquet of odors that include bad hygiene, innocent infections, and stds…..so here are some greasy fucking pictures of Sienna Miller because Sienna Miller is a greasy fucking pig and she likes reminding us of that…because she knows it wouldn’t stop any of us from slammin’ her if we had the opportunity….
Kate Bosworth is good. That’s all I have to say about that. Which should make you happy cuz usually I have too much to say about bullshit that doesn’t matter….but this girl is good…and makes me satisfied with leaving it at that…
Here’s a funny story about a rapist who raped a bitch, stole her phone, answered her phone, agreed to sell her back her phone and got busted by the police, which reminds us all that if you rape a bitch, don’t ever agree to meet her to give her back shit you stole from her, cuz she will probably be mad and try to bring you the fuck down….
Based on the bitches ankles, I think she sould have been happy anyone was willing to stick their dick in her, sure the circumstances are shit, but close your eyes woman and take the dick in, pretend it’s just a lover getting rough and playing rape, cuz when you’re legs look like that, I can only imagine what the rest of you looks like and that’s something that is not quite worth having sex with, unless it was for rape, which has been proven to be a non sexual thing…..
But instead she sold the fucker out, and really he deserves it, cuz only an idiot would agree to meet your rape victim, if you don’t already know her, and sell them back their cell phone, unless the bitch is lying and he never raped her, she just wanted people in the community to think that someone thinks she’s worth fucking….
