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2010

04

May

Helena Christensen Nude for Reebok of the Day

I’ve been spending a few years watching bitches run. I figure I am not about to get in shape but watching girls trying to gets kinda exciting, especially the hotter it gets outside and the less clothes the bitches wear. I see girl in tight shorts, tight pants, sports bras, hard nipples, sweaty pussy….I’ve seen bitches running bare foot, but I’ve never seen anyone run nude, but I’m hoping this influences some of these idiot groupies who think this is a new trend in running and not just a publicity stunt for running shoes….even though I know the second the spandex and lycra comes of – the scarier those fit looking asses become…but I’m okay with that….

Either way, here’s retired supermodel Helena Christensen doing the right kind of comeback work.

Posted in:Helena Christensen|Nude

2010

04

May

Costume Institute Gala Bitches in Evening Gowns of the Day

If bitches in evening gowns are porn to you, then you’ll be happy that Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Taylor Swift, Rosario Dawson, Gisele, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kristen Stewart, Kate Bosworth, Kristen Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, Maggie Grace, Ivanka Trump, Donatella Versace, Gwen Stefani, Alex Chung, Eva Mendes, Chanel Iman, Elizabeth Banks, Eva Longoria, Emmy Rossum, Padma Lakshmi, Alba, Kate Hudson, J.Lo, Demi Moore, Jessica Szohr and her pose, Sienna Miller, Jessica Biel, Rachel Bilson, Mila Kunis, Christina Hendricks, Oprah, Harry Potter’s Girlfriend and other bitches I don’t care about all wore evening gowns to some event called Costume Instute Gala…..something I wasn’t invited to, will never be invited to, but would consider standing outside begging for change, cuz all this pussy in attendance is rich…..

Unfortunately, evening gowns aren’t porn to me, they are too class, conservative and don’t show off enough pussy lip or penetration so I’m guess I just wasted my time with this….so I fucking hope at least one of you can jerk off to at least one of these pictures…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Constume Institute Gala|Evening Gowns

2010

04

May

Kelly Bensimon is Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day

Seeing old ladies in bikinis is really only hot at the Senior Aquarobics class….but that’s just because I always get to see some grey pubic hair peaking out of their bathing suit bottoms since real old ladies embrace their age and don’t try to keep up with the times by getting bikini waxes, spending the day in the gym to have ripped awkward looking bodies so they can dress like they are young and hip, struggling to get noticed with a TV career all because you have a complex that cuz the pussy your ex-husband who’s name you kept was involved with, looks substantially hotter than you…..Real old ladies are authentic and not trash like this bitch…and authentic is always hot, especially when there is grey pubic hair since it excites me and has excited me since my glory days at the old folk’s home where I had some of my hottest sexually encounters cuz with enough lube, the pussy flowed like a waterfall and there was always one ready and willing when I was….cuz old ladies are easy…especially when they have no idea what is happening to them, are taking a nap, or have dementia….and here is Kelly Bensimon in her bikini with her ripped bodies trying to get noticed cuz this is all she has going for her…this is her peak and she’s not ready to let her low level celebrity slide just yet….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Bensimon

2010

04

May

Katy Perry’s Breasts Make Bad Jokes in a Trashy Dress of the Day

I am not a fashionable person. I just know that when you put an LED lighting system in anything but your swimming pool, you’ve got no fucking taste, not that I ever thought Katy Perry was stylish or cool, she always kinda looked like a circus performer and the only thin interesting about her, or her dress is her breasts, even if they come with her ugly face making stupid Times Square Bomb jokes like the loser fuckin retard idiot that this cunt is….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Costume Institute Gala|Katy Perry|Trash

2010

04

May

Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass Crack of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba playing mom to her kid since she is a mom now…not that you even remember who Jessica Alba is because she’s wronged you by taking the pregnancy plunge and quickly became insignificant…..

Which is crazy because her career relied on being the young, hot, half spic pussy who didn’t have a kid so everyone wanted a piece of, fantasizing about trying to give her a kid, but she let her emotions get the best of her and figured she had already made enough money if her career would end and knew she could afford to fade into obscurity if that was the worse case scenario, as long as she was locked into her man who was going to leave her prior to the pregnancy for life, but she is the kind of cunt who probably had an ego that didn’t even let her believe that her career would ever dry up, I mean she was the MTV award winner of best actor at least 10 times….i

Either way, like the hot moms on my street who worked back into their stripper bodies, bending their stripper bodies in a variety of hot positions while tending to their half-black stripper offspring, I like to watch but what do you don’t see in these pictures is her violated vagina lips dragging on the city sidewalk….she’s probably thanking god for pants…but I know I’m not…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass Crack|Jessica Alba|Mom

2010

04

May

Madonna Doesn’t Look Like Madonna in Interview of the Day

Here’s a jacked up Madonna who doesn’t even look like Madonna because they’ve edited her face into something almost worth fucking…this is so photoshopped that they should have just hired another model to stand in and call her Madonna, and maybe that’s what they did because I don’t see any rippling muscles or haggard face and really…if I was Madonna in all her disgusting glory…I would probably do the fucking same cuz who wants to deal with the truth of how you actually look….in a hide the mirrors in your house and only let trained photographers with high powered computer skills take pictures for you…cuz that way you can play make-belief since you don’t ever have to look at yourself…good fucking deal….

So if jerking off to Madonna is a childhood memory, this could be your last chance to revisit those years, unless you use youtube or the internet from screencaps from that movie she did called “SEX”….

Posted in:Interview Magazine|Madonna|Photoshop

2010

04

May

Anja Rubik Shows Off her Nipple in Some Magazine of the Day

Anja Rubik is a Polish 27 year old model who escaped a communist life of working the circus as a gynmast bear trainer or whatever it is Polish people do in circuses, eating rationed bread and toilet paper….or working in the sex trade being human trafficked while communism fell and the whole sex trade exploded….and somehow became a model who still shows her tits, but for serious money and in a “fashion” context that gets overlooked as porn, or NSFW, but instead gets seen as art, edgy and interesting, when really all it is is a well-lit nipple slip….

Don’t get me wrong, I love this bitch’s nipples. I just hat hypocrisy cuz when a slut shows her nipple to the world, she’s still a fucking slut and not someone who should be seen as anything but a slut…ya heard?

Posted in:Anja Rubik|Fashion Nudity|Nipples

2010

04

May

Adriana Lima’s Come Back Video of the Day

Adriana Lima is probably one of the hottest models. Sure I liked her before, back when she was a good Catholic Virgin, it made the whole fantasy of seeing her half naked a hell of a lot more interesting, but I get that all girls must give it up every now and then, so when I saw her Come Back video being promoted, I figured I’d do my part to contribute as she is fucking hot and seeing her back int he model scene with her post mom ripped up pussy is better than nothing….So most of this video is her boxing and I’m not into violent bitches who know how to hurt me….but ya know…again it’s better than not seeing her at all….Adriana Lima is fucking hot….violated or not…so watch the video….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Come Back|Model

2010

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just out drinking with a group of old ladies who had multiple personalities and very small budgets to buy me drinks….They were haggard would be homeless if they didn’t live in a group home. It was not as sexy as it sounds but halfway into the insanity I realized that I need a video camera but I also need to post my stepLINKS cuz people are waiting for them…but then I remembered no one reads my shit or cares about my stepLINKS…so I ordered a couple more drinks…but then couldn’t appreciate them because I kept thinking I was letting you down….even if you don’t care…I guess I like thinking you do…so I ran home and this is what I came up with….hold me…I love you…


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Scarlett Johansson Almost Flashed Obama Her Vagina
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And Now, The Best Picture You Will See All Day, Possibly All Week
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It’s Fitting That Lohan’s Next Movie Role Will Have Her Playing a Dick Sucker
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Christina Hendricks Is A Sexy Bitch, Here’s The Pics
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Because Monday Will Be Easier If There’s Some Whore in the Mix
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Kelly Brook Is A Nerdy Dominatrix and I Gotta Admit, I’m Feeling It
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When Spiders Take Drugs – VIDEO
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Some Celeb Hotties At the Kentucky Derby
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Jessica Alba’s Ass Crack and Tramp Stamp Wanna Say Hello
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Your Tax Dollars At Work – VIDEO
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And More on Whether Kate Hudson Did or Didn’t Get Implants
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Bedtime for Adrianna
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Teen is Home Alone and Gets Up to No Good
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Hot Sluts of the Day
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Some Molly Sims Bikini Shots
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Drunk Slut Falls Out of a Boat – VIDEO
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How About a 70’s Sing Along
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Maliah Michel is Sexy in Lingerie…Wow
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A Sarah Harding Panty Upskirt
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Adrienne Manning is Just Plain Sexy
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You’re Going to Have to Take a Look at Peache Geldof Here…
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Sasha Grey is a Sexy Secretary
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A Little Rhianna, Just Cause
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All Three of These Babes Are Going to Have Their Own Show and It Almost Makes Me Want to Steal My Neighbors TV
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Guess Who’s a Lesbian…Of the Day
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Brunette on the Fucking Machine
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Hey There Sarah Jean Underwood
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Renne Zelwegger Has a Tight Body
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Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh
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God Damn I Love Kate Beckinsale
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OMG POWERTHIRST PART 3!!!! YESSSSS!!! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Sabrina Rolling Around Nude in Bed
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Olivia Munn in FHM
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MacGruber is AMAZING and Now He Is Everywhere – Join In on the Fun
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Crowd Surfing Fail – VIDEO
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Hand Fart Imperial March – VIDEO
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Seriously, WTF Happened to Jenna Jameson’s Face
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Megan is Stripping
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And More of Lucy Pinder Topless
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

03

May

Seductive Webcam Dance of the Day

I think this bitch is doing the Monster Mash….cuz whatever this is it scares me….but it would be a lot better if done in lingerie or naked…let’s just hope a Part 2 of the shit with some strip will hit…cuz nudity makes all things better…even scary things.

Posted in:Camgirl|Fat